Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishonen Talk Show ❯ Major Yami and Yugi Bashing (I mean literally) ( Chapter 9 )
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By: KChan - DMG 
if you like yugi you might not like this episode
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 902 | Visits: 157 | Status: Completed
if you like yugi you might not like this episode
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 902 | Visits: 157 | Status: Completed
The Bishonen Talk show
DMG: Hey people what’s up?
Kain: The sky….
GN: *walks in with a black collar with spikes* Puppy! I got your collar!
WC: Dumb lap dog…
Kain: WOOF WOOF!!!! *tries to bite WC but DMG threatens him with a muzzle so he hides behind GN*
Malik: These people don’t claim any of the characters that appear on this show…
DMG: This week the guest is Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!
GN: This was Kain’s request for some weird reason….
Kain: I’ll tell you later…
WC: You said in Japanese Yugi sounds like a pansy…
Kain: He does the Americans made him sound better…
DMG: The one thing worse than dragons….Americans….
GN: Where did that come from?
Kain: Reign of Fire…That movie was great and funny….
DMG: So was Mr. Deeds….I am very very sneaky…
Kain: We know that….
Malik: *pokes DMG* Yugi wants to come out on the stage….Can I kill him?
Kaiba: Do we have to interview him? I’m much more interesting….
WC: Hey GN! Your sister is here!
GN: Why?
DMG: Kain invited her….
Kain: It was my turn to be in charge!!!
GN: Whatever…..
Solar Goddess: Hi everyone…thanks for letting me on the show….
Kain: no problem….right GN?
GN: Right…so back to Yugi….
Bob: (voice from the sky) introducing Yugi!
Kain: Where is Bob?! I wanna kill him!!!!!
GN: Bob is scary…..
Yugi: *walks out* hi everyone……
WC: Hi Yugi! Welcome to our show!
Yugi: Thanks I think…..Ybakura has told me so much about the show….it wasn’t all good either….
DMG: What did you tell him Ybakura?!
Ybakura: Nothing bad I swear! I only told him about what you guys did to Ash….
GN: Oh that’s all? That’s ok then….
DMG: We weren’t really that mean to him it was a stunt he’s still alive…..
Kain: Ya…..My question first! Yugi….can I have your duel monsters deck?
Yugi: No and it wouldn’t do you any good your heart wouldn’t be in the cards….
Kaiba: Heart of the cards is a big deal with you isn’t it?
Yugi: Of course….
DMG: Yugi do you think I’m insane?
Yugi: I don’t know you that well so I can’t make that choice….
Malik: She is insane….
Yugi: Don’t be mean….it’s probably just a sign that she needs help….
DMG: WHAT?!
Kain: Bad move…..
GN: DMG is mentally insane she can’t help it…
WC: Oh well free fight….
Kain: No killing my guest….
DMG: Fine…
GN: Why are you so short?!
Yugi: Ummmm…I dunno it’s a family thing…
DMG: They never notice when you change to Yami either I mean you go to Kaiba’s waist and Yami goes to his shoulders…Why?
Kaiba: DMG that sounded really really gross……
GN: Oh Kaiba has a dirty mind…..
Yugi: Ummm…..I dunno my friends didn’t care?
SG: Yugi do you want to do Tea?
Yugi: *blushes* ummmm….that’s a really personal question do I have to answer?
*Everyone looks over at Kain who is on the side of the set making out with Tea*
Kain: *looks up* What?!? She’s my guest too……
Tea: Hi Yugi!
Yugi: Kain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m gunna kill you!!!! *goes over and hits Kain semi hard*
Kain: Can you run fast?
Yugi: Why?
Kain: It’s my question answer….
Yugi: Ya why?
Kain: Then I’ll need help….
*A figure walks out on to the set and grabs Yugi’s arms and pins them behind his back*
Kain: Alright thanks Yami Malik! Yugi there is one thing I have always wanted to do to you….
Yugi: Is it a mean thing?
Kain: Somewhat…*he then kicks Yugi in the balls*
Yami: *runs out on stage and goes to see if Yugi is ok while Kain and Ymalik start to run away*
Kain: *high fives Ymalik* It was worth it…
Ymalik: Ya it was!
Yami: Get back here you….*he is cut off when someone hits him with a baseball bat from behind*
DMG:*holding a bat* I’ve always wanted to do that.
Malik: *also holding a bat* ya! *hands bats to Kain and Ymalik*
Kain: Thanks now it’s Yugi and Yami Bashing time!
The four continuously hit Yugi and Yami with bats…
GN: Ok thanks for watching!
WC: Our next guest is the cast of Cowboy Beebop!
GN: Oh I wanna meet Ed!
WC: Until next time!
GN: Bye
WC: That was a great show…nice necklace DMG where did you get it?
DMG: I took the puzzle from Yugi!
Kain: I took his deck!
GN: I took his pants!
Everyone: *look at GN like she is crazy*
GN: Nani?
DMG: Nevermind…..
DMG: Hey people what’s up?
Kain: The sky….
GN: *walks in with a black collar with spikes* Puppy! I got your collar!
WC: Dumb lap dog…
Kain: WOOF WOOF!!!! *tries to bite WC but DMG threatens him with a muzzle so he hides behind GN*
Malik: These people don’t claim any of the characters that appear on this show…
DMG: This week the guest is Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!
GN: This was Kain’s request for some weird reason….
Kain: I’ll tell you later…
WC: You said in Japanese Yugi sounds like a pansy…
Kain: He does the Americans made him sound better…
DMG: The one thing worse than dragons….Americans….
GN: Where did that come from?
Kain: Reign of Fire…That movie was great and funny….
DMG: So was Mr. Deeds….I am very very sneaky…
Kain: We know that….
Malik: *pokes DMG* Yugi wants to come out on the stage….Can I kill him?
Kaiba: Do we have to interview him? I’m much more interesting….
WC: Hey GN! Your sister is here!
GN: Why?
DMG: Kain invited her….
Kain: It was my turn to be in charge!!!
GN: Whatever…..
Solar Goddess: Hi everyone…thanks for letting me on the show….
Kain: no problem….right GN?
GN: Right…so back to Yugi….
Bob: (voice from the sky) introducing Yugi!
Kain: Where is Bob?! I wanna kill him!!!!!
GN: Bob is scary…..
Yugi: *walks out* hi everyone……
WC: Hi Yugi! Welcome to our show!
Yugi: Thanks I think…..Ybakura has told me so much about the show….it wasn’t all good either….
DMG: What did you tell him Ybakura?!
Ybakura: Nothing bad I swear! I only told him about what you guys did to Ash….
GN: Oh that’s all? That’s ok then….
DMG: We weren’t really that mean to him it was a stunt he’s still alive…..
Kain: Ya…..My question first! Yugi….can I have your duel monsters deck?
Yugi: No and it wouldn’t do you any good your heart wouldn’t be in the cards….
Kaiba: Heart of the cards is a big deal with you isn’t it?
Yugi: Of course….
DMG: Yugi do you think I’m insane?
Yugi: I don’t know you that well so I can’t make that choice….
Malik: She is insane….
Yugi: Don’t be mean….it’s probably just a sign that she needs help….
DMG: WHAT?!
Kain: Bad move…..
GN: DMG is mentally insane she can’t help it…
WC: Oh well free fight….
Kain: No killing my guest….
DMG: Fine…
GN: Why are you so short?!
Yugi: Ummmm…I dunno it’s a family thing…
DMG: They never notice when you change to Yami either I mean you go to Kaiba’s waist and Yami goes to his shoulders…Why?
Kaiba: DMG that sounded really really gross……
GN: Oh Kaiba has a dirty mind…..
Yugi: Ummm…..I dunno my friends didn’t care?
SG: Yugi do you want to do Tea?
Yugi: *blushes* ummmm….that’s a really personal question do I have to answer?
*Everyone looks over at Kain who is on the side of the set making out with Tea*
Kain: *looks up* What?!? She’s my guest too……
Tea: Hi Yugi!
Yugi: Kain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m gunna kill you!!!! *goes over and hits Kain semi hard*
Kain: Can you run fast?
Yugi: Why?
Kain: It’s my question answer….
Yugi: Ya why?
Kain: Then I’ll need help….
*A figure walks out on to the set and grabs Yugi’s arms and pins them behind his back*
Kain: Alright thanks Yami Malik! Yugi there is one thing I have always wanted to do to you….
Yugi: Is it a mean thing?
Kain: Somewhat…*he then kicks Yugi in the balls*
Yami: *runs out on stage and goes to see if Yugi is ok while Kain and Ymalik start to run away*
Kain: *high fives Ymalik* It was worth it…
Ymalik: Ya it was!
Yami: Get back here you….*he is cut off when someone hits him with a baseball bat from behind*
DMG:*holding a bat* I’ve always wanted to do that.
Malik: *also holding a bat* ya! *hands bats to Kain and Ymalik*
Kain: Thanks now it’s Yugi and Yami Bashing time!
The four continuously hit Yugi and Yami with bats…
GN: Ok thanks for watching!
WC: Our next guest is the cast of Cowboy Beebop!
GN: Oh I wanna meet Ed!
WC: Until next time!
GN: Bye
WC: That was a great show…nice necklace DMG where did you get it?
DMG: I took the puzzle from Yugi!
Kain: I took his deck!
GN: I took his pants!
Everyone: *look at GN like she is crazy*
GN: Nani?
DMG: Nevermind…..