Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ WDF 30 Man Rumble(part 4) ( Chapter 12 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Captain Fat Ass 
This is it! The final chapter! The final match of this 4 parter, the 30 man rumble itself. see who will win and who will lose in this fight to the finish. Then, review and send suggestions for other matches
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Martial Arts / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.05.2004 | Updated On: 02.05.2004 | Pages: 13 | Words: 4.7K | Visits: 246 | Status: Completed
This is it! The final chapter! The final match of this 4 parter, the 30 man rumble itself. see who will win and who will lose in this fight to the finish. Then, review and send suggestions for other matches
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Martial Arts / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.05.2004 | Updated On: 02.05.2004 | Pages: 13 | Words: 4.7K | Visits: 246 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself, TAB, nighttrain, and making his apperance, thunderchaos.
Sean: Hello and welcome back to WDF's 30 Man Rumble. I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Now before I begin the next match, I like to introduce a special guest to the booth. He is know to kill Pokemon and he is the author of ULTRA DEATHMATCH. Ladies and gentleman I give Joey aka thunderchaos.
Joey: Hey Sean.
Sean: Hey Joe.
Joey: Do you mind if I brought this?(holds up Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon)
Sean: Uh... sure. Can you demonstrate it's awesome power?
Joey: Sure. (holds up cannon and blows up ditch that had Ash in it.)
Ash: AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.
Sean: WOW!!!!! That was amazing! Actually you helped me.
Joey: I did?
Sean: Yeah. I really wanted to kill Ash Ketchum.
Joey: Don't say his name.
TAB: Sean, shouldn't we go to the match.
Sean: Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Come on Joe. Stay and watch the carnage begin.
Joey: I might stay and watch this match.
Sean: This is the last match. And by the way, I did read ULTRA DEATHMATCH.
TAB: SEAN!!!!!
Sean: Oh yeah. Let the battle begin.
(bell rings)
Kaiba: Your finished little elf.
Link: Bring it on tough guy.
Sean: and they are off.
Kaiba: Take this.(hits Link with many blows)
Link: I might not be able to win.
Joey: I like to see one of them go.
Sean: paitence. It'll happen.
audeince: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 3 is OMG!
Sean: Not him!
Joey: Yes!!!!!
Sean: It's the Big Show!
BS:(grabs Link) Get out of here. (throws him into the turnbuckle)
Kaiba: Try to take me on, fat boy.
BS: I'm not fat!!!
Joey: Go Big Show. Take him out!
Sean: Do you do this on your own show?
Joey: Not really.
~back in the ring~
BS: Come here, shrimp.
Kaiba: Fine. (attacks Big Show, but gets caught and chokeslamed)
TAB: And the countdown is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: Now, # 4 is Shadow the Hedgehog.
Joey: Oh great, this match gets weirder and weirder.
~in the ring ~
Shadow: I'll show you that I'm the ultimate life form.
BS: Oh yeah?
Shadow: Yeah.(jumps over the Big Show and kicks the Big Show out of the ring) Who's next?
Link: I'll fight you.
Shadow: Let get this over with.
Kaiba: (awaking from the choke slam) What happened? (she's that the Big Show is not in the ring) Where's that big monster who took me out?
Shadow: I took him out.
Joey: and now the countdown starts again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 5 is bad boy, Bart Simpson.
Bart: Watch out man.
Kaiba: Get out of the way, kid.
Bart: Eat my shorts.
Sean: Yes! I love when he says that.
~in the ring~
Link: Kick ass!
Shadow: I think I'll eliminate the kid next.
Link: Over my dead body.
Kaiba: I'll kill the kid.
Bart: No way man.
Sean: Yes! I love all of Bart's catch pharases.
TAB: I thought you said that a commentator has to be neutral.
Joey: He said that? I should blow you up right now.
Sean: If you touch me, I'll send to a place that everyone hates.
Joey: You wouldn't.
Sean: I will.
~in the ring~
Kaiba: Come on kid, fight me.
Bart: Ok.( attacks Kaiba, but is caught and thrown over the ropes)
Sean: The count down is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 6 is Yami Yugi.
Kaiba: Well, well, well if it isn't Yugi.
Yami: Enough Kaiba. I know you want to win this match so badly, but I so do I. So, your going down.
TAB: Go Yugi Go!
Joey: Is your girlfriend always this freaky?
Sean: Not really. She's just into Yu-gi-oh! characters.
~in the ring~
Yami: It's time to take you out.(goes after Kaiba, but misses, however knocks Link over the top rope and onto the ground.)
Shadow: What's wrong? Can't knock Kaiba out?
Yami: Enough! Maybe I should eliminate you next.
(TAB GASPS)
Sean: And here we go again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: Do you smell who # 7 is?
Joey: Yeah! It's the Rock.
(audience chants rocky)
Rock: The Rock is throw each of you jabronees one by one by damn one.
Joey: That's an awesome threat.
Sean: Got to go with that.
~in the ring~
Yami: I say we all go after the Rock and then go after each other.
Shadow: Fine.
(all the characters go after the Rock and they all knock him out of the match)
Kaiba: well that takes care of that.
Shadow: You said it.
Yami: Well at least my plan worked.
Kaiba: oh shut up. Let's keep fighting.
Sean: And the fight continues. There seems to be a 2 on 1 between Kaiba and Shadow on Yami.
TAB: Isn't that unfair?
Joey: Not in this match.
Sean: and will have another competitor in 5 seconds
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 8 is Sonic the Hedehog's friend, Miles "Tails" Prowler.
Tails: Let's go Shadow.
Shadow: That fox is in the ring. So you want a piece of me? Well bring it on.
Tails: My pleasure.(uses both tails to attack Shadow into the ropes which tangles him up) I should just leave you, hanging around.(laughing)
Shadow: That's not funny.
Tails: To me it is.
~meanwhile~
Yami:(struggling to stay in the ring) You're not getting rid of me!
Kaiba: Oh yes I am!
(both almost fall over the rope but both fall onto the ring mat.)
Sean: So Joey, how do you think this match is fairing so far?
Joey: I think it's ok.
TAB: OK!!!?
Joey: Yeah.
~in the ring~
Tails: Ok. Time to say good bye.
Shadow: Huh?
Tails: You're leaving this match.
Shadow: What are you talking about?
Tails: I'm eliminating you right now!
Shadow: OH. Well you're not going to.
Tails: Watch me.( uppercuts Shadow who finally gets untangled, but gets eliminated)
Joey: That was a dumb way to go.
Sean: I know.
Joey: If I was him, I would've blasted that bastard to kingdom come.
Sean: Oh really.
Joey: Yeah.
TAB: Well the clock is ticking to the last seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: And now # 9 is Ryu.
Joey: You know that guy is gay.
Sean: No he isn't. Superman and He-Man are gay.
Joey: Well so is Ryu.
TAB: Stop fighting. if you want ot fight, fight on Joe's show.
~in the ring~
Ryu: Master, I must honor you to lead myslef to victory.
Kaiba: Well honor this karate kid.(attacks Ryu, but is tossed out of the ring)
Ryu: Does anyone else dare to challenge me?
Tails: I will.
Ryu: Very well.
Tails: Fight me now! (attacks with tails, however misses Ryu and hits Yami)
Yami: OWWWW!!!!
Ryu: I have much speed while you do not.
Tails: Eventually, I'll get you.
Sean: The countdown is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: And now # 10 is Mario
Joey: Mario is also gay.
Sean: I got to agree with that.
~in the ring~
Mario: It'sa me, Mario. Helloa alla people outa here ina the match.
Tails: I'm getting rid of the gay guy.
Mario: I'ma nota gay.
Tails: Yes you are.(attacks Mario with a closline which knocks him over the top rop and out of the match) Mario is now a Moron.
Mario: Heya! Noa fair.
~meanwhile~
Ryu: My master will be pleased to see me take all of you out.
Yami: Maybe your master will be even happier if I knock you out of the match! (throws Ryu over the top rope)
Sean: That was unexpected.
Joey: I think it was.
Sean: Really?
Joey: Sure.
TAB: Well the timer is reaching zero again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: The # 11 man is Al Bundy.
Sean: A shoe salesman with bad foot odor.
Joey: really?
Sean: Yeah. Do you want to take a whiff of one piece of his foot from his last match where he took his shoes off?
Joey: I think not.
~in the ring~
Al: I want my shot for the title.
Tails: Dream on old man.
Yami: I'm going with him.
Al: Don't let me down Polk High.(runs after Tails&Yami and knocks them both down) you two are pathetic.
Tails: Oh yeah. (grabs Al's shoe ~big mistake~ and pulls off the shoe which causes the odor the ooze out.)
Sean: Every one, gas masks on.
Joey: What for?
Sean: Do you want to smell feet?
Joey: No.
TAB: Then put the mask on.
Joey: Ok. (puts mask on) better?
Sean: Yes.
~in the ring~
Yami: Your foot odor doesn't effect me. I'm too strong for it.
Al: Well I should closline you again.
Yami: I don't think so.
(Al attacks Yami, but misses and goes over the ropes)
Tails: I'm going to take you out this time.
Yami: Are you sure?
Sean: ok, gas masks off and countdown on.
Audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 12 is Beavis.
~in the ring~
Beavis: HEHEHEHEHEHEH..... Where are the chicks.
Yami: There aren't any chicks in here.
Tails: Why?
Beavis: (eats too much sugar and becomes Cornholio) I'm Cornholio. I need teepee for my bunghole.
Tails: What?
Joey: This is awesome!
Sean: I didn't believe we could turn it up to the next level.
TAB: This is ridiculous.
~in the ring~
Beavis: You dispise the great Cornholio. Then you shall be punished.
Tails: I didn't say anything about you idiot.
Beavis: Cornholio says you never dispise him again.
Sean: Joey?
Joey: Yes Sean?
Sean: Can you get rid of Cornholio? He's now starting to annoy me.
Joey: Sure. Stand back. ( pulls out the Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon, fires it and blows up Beavis) Mawwwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Sean: I love that weapon. Can you get me one of those?
Joey: I don't know. I'll see.
Sean: countdown time!
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: And # 13 is Ryou Bakura.
~in the ring~
Ryou: I will do my best to win this match.
Tails: Are you sure about that?
Ryou: Yes I am.
Tails: Well, take this!(attacks Ryou, and knocks him out of the ring)
Yami: Good job.
Tails: Thanks.
Yami: Now, where were we.
Tails: I think we were beating the living daylights out of each other.
Yami: Oh. Then, You shall suffer Tails.
Sean: Now this is exciting.
Joey: It's ok I guess.
TAB: Well, another person will join them right away.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: And # 14 is Team Rocket member, James.
~in the ring~
James: I didn't want to be in this match. All I wanted was a bag of popcorn and some Moutain Dew to wash it all down.
Tails: Well, I can help you.
James: You can?
Tails: Sure.
Yami: Wait! Don't listen to him. He's trying to eliminate you.
Tails: keep quiet. Have you noticed that he's had a nervous breakdown.
Yami: I see that.
James: Somebody please help me.
Sean: I son't know what's wrong with this guy.
Joey: I want to see him die.
TAB: Well, our next person will come in a few seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 15 is... Amy Rose?
TAB: How did she get into the rumble?
Sean: I don't know.
~in the ring~
Amy: Hi Tails.
Tails: Amy!!! What are you doing here?
Amy: I'm here to win a chance to become heavyweight champion.
Tails: get out of here.
Amy: No. Really.
James: I guess, I'll go after the girl.(goes after Amy, however flies over the ropes and eliminates himself.)
Sean: That was dumb.
Joey: Tell me about it.
TAB: And the next person is coming in a few seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 16 is MegaMan.
~in the ring~
MM: everyone drop and put your hands in the air.
Yami: I'm not going to.
MM: How dare you disobey my orders. Now I'll show you my true power.
Yami: Go ahead, Shoot me.
MM: Fine. I will.(fires his plasma gun,but Yami uses his Millenieum Puzzle to counter the beam) AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Alright, I won't fire at you again.
Yami: Then leave all of us alone.
MM: I said that I won't go after you, but I didn't say that I won't go after the fox or the hedgehog.
Sean: What an amazing threat!
Joey: Incredible.
Sean: And we are just moments away from introducing another person.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 17 is Butthead.
~in the ring~
Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh.... Uh, like where are the chicks?
Tails: There are no chicks!
Butthead: Ok, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. Then I'll watch tv on this whatchamacallit. (Thinks MegaMan is not picking up any reception) Maybe if I do this.
MM: No! Don't touch that wire!(Butthead touches wire which causes Megaman to shut down and is easily thrown out of the match)
Butthead: Huhhuhuhuhuhuhuh.... Uh, like can I kick some one's ass or touch this girl's boobs?
Amy: What?
TAB: Isn't that offensive?
Sean & Joey: Yeah. But it's also cool!
Sean: well the countdown is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 18 is Yami Bakura
Sean: That guy is a sick, twisted freak.
~in the ring~
Bakura: Hello Yugi.
Yami: Bakura! What do you want?
Bakura: I want your Millenium Puzzle right now.
Yami: Not a chance.
~meanwhile~
Amy: Tails.
Tails: Yeah Amy?
Amy: do you think that we should get rid of that stupid guy.
Tails: Sure.
Amy: Then let's go.
(Amy and Tails both go after Butthead. However, Amy turns her back on Tails and throws both Tails and Butthead out of the match.)
Amy: Suckers! Never trust Amy Rose.
~back to the other side~
Yami: This is mine. You can't have it like I can't have the Millenium Ring.
Bakura: Shut up!
Joey: What a way of words.
Sean: And that's just the beggining.
TAB: Now it's time to add another person.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 19 is Team Rocket member Jessie.
Joey: I HATE POKEMON PEOPLE!!!!
Sean: calm down.
Joey: Ok.
~in the ring~
Jessie: I didn't want to fight. But since I'm here, I must as well fight someone, but who? Hey, that girl might be a good opponent.(taps Amy on the shoulder)
Amy: What is it?
Jessie: I want to fight you.
Amy: Oh you do huh? well then bring it!
(both Amy and Jessie start fighting and pulling hair)
~meanwhile~
Bakura: I'll make sure that I win the rumble and face your other half.( jumps over the ropes and grabs the top rope still on the apron. Then he grabs Yami's neck and jumps to the ground hurting Yami, but eliminating himself) Oh no! I forgot!
(Amy throws Jessie to the ground and talks to Yami)
Amy: Now it's my turn to make sure that I face Yugi in the championship match.
Yami: Don't be so sure.
Sean: He's trying to confuse Amy with mind tricks.
Joey: Been there, done that.
TAB: and countdown begins.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 20 is Goku.
~in the ring~
Goku: Let me take care of him.
Amy: OK.
(Amy goes back to Jessie)
Amy: See ya miss.(throws Jessie over the top rope and eliminates her)
~meanwhile~
Goku: Let's see if you can stop me. KAMAEHAMAEHA!!!!!!(fies plasma beam at Yami, but Yami counters it with the power of the Millenium Puzzle and it hits Goku out of the arena and out of the match.)
Yami: Now, I can finally face you head on Amy.
Amy: Should we face each other?
Yami: yes.
Sean: And the discussion continues as another contestant will come in.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 21 is Knuckles the Echidna.
~in the ring~
Knuckles: Come on spikey. How about you fight someone your own size.
Yami: You're challenging me to a fight?
Knuckles: Yes I am.
Yami: Fine.
Amy: Don' do it Knuckles.
Knuckles: Sorry Amy...(couldn't finish sentence because he was hit by Yami) If that's how want it, then that's how you're going to get it.(hits Yami with spiked fists)
Yami: OWWWWW!!!!! It hurts.
Knuckles: I hardly hit you.
Yami: But those spikes.
Knuckles: I was born with them. They are a part of me.
Sean: He's making a good statement.
Joey: A boring statement.
TAB: And another person will come in.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 22 is Fonzie
~in the ring~
Fonzie: AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Amy: WOW! You're Fonzie.
Fonzie: That's right hot chick! And if you'll excuse me, I must stop a fight.
~meanwhile~
Knuckles: I should take you down right now!
Yami: Me too!
(Knuckles hits Yami in the jaw and then throws Yami over the ropes)
Knuckles: Well, that takes care of him.
Fonzie: You want to take a crack at me now?
Knuckles: Sure.(whacks Fonzie out of the ring) Man this is boring.
Sean: Well you don't have to wait too long Knuckles, cause our next person is coming in a few seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 23 is Robin, the boy wonder.
~in the ring~
Amy: Hey, maybe you could face that kid.
Robin: Sorry ma'am, I don't like to be called kid.
Knuckles: I don't care if you're the king of England. I want to fight someone and you're a perfect opponent.
Robin: Thanks. Then, let's go.
( Robin uses his martial art skills to attack Knuckles quickly)
Knuckles: Come back here! Hold still! Slow down!
Robin: What's the matter, can't keep up with me?(Amy whacks him out of nowhere)
Amy: Maybe I can.
Knuckles: Alright, let's get rid of him.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 24 is GOLDBERG!
~in the ring~
(Goldberg enters the ring, spears everyone right away, then does the jackhammer to the others, finally throws Robin and Knuckles out of the ring and the match)
Goldberg: Come here girly, girly, girly.
Amy: No!
Goldberg: Then I'll come after you!
Amy: (gulps) That's what I'm afraid of.
Joey: Yes!!!! Goldberg is on a complete rampage!
Sean: He's not done yet.
TAB: and the countdown will go on again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 25 is Mario's brother, Luigi.
Luigi: I'ma Luigi, # 1.
Goldberg: Yeah. # 1 Jerk.(picks up Luigi and throws him out)
Luigi: Now I knowa how Mario felta when he wasa eliminated.
Amy: Now that was not nice.
Goldberg: Well this won't be either.(picks up Amy, but Amy hits Goldberg down below) OWWWWW!!!!! My groin!
Amy: Don't touch me again.
TAB: She rocks, sort of.
Sean: Amy is on fire as well as Goldberg.
Joey: and the countdown will start again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 26 is Kurt Angle.
~in the ring~
Goldberg: Not you again. I thought you were on Smackdown!
Angle: I am. But I wanted to take some time off and face some other people, like you for example.
Goldberg: I will kick your ass.
Angle: Well try me.
(both men fight each other and match each other move for move. Finally, Angle gets the Angleslam and then the Ankle lock on Goldberg)
Goldberg:(still in the ankle lock in pain) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Stop it! I can't take it any more.
Angle: I'm not falling for that.
(Goldberg then uses his hands to push himself upand then kicks Angle over the top rope)
Sean: <<<O___O>>> WOW!!!
Joey: Amazing!
Sean: Well, the countdown is beggining again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 27 is Trunks
~in the ring~
Trunks: My dad wanted me to fight for him.But I know he wanted revenge on this damn planet! So bring it on Goldberg!
Goldberg: Fine.(attacks Trunks with a spear which knocks him out.) I think you should go young lady.( picks Amy up again, but this time throws her with one hand and eliminates her) You're next kid.( picks up Trunks and eliminates him)
Sean: WOW!!! 2 for the price of 1. So Goldberg is the only one left in the ring and we still have 3 people left to introduce.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 28 is Dr. Eggman.
~in the ring~
Goldberg: You must the fattest piece of crap I've ever seen!
Eggman: Well I can see that you like to insult people.
Goldberg: Oh shut up and fight!
Eggman: With pleasure.
Goldberg: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(attacks Eggman with a spear, but doesn't effect him) What do I have to do to take this fat tube of lard out of commission?
Joey: Yeah, what does he have to do.
Sean: I don't know.
TAB: I got an idea. Wait for another person to help take him out.
Sean: speaking of that, were getting close to zero again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 29 is Tristan Taylor.
Joey: Well he'll have to do.
~in the ring~
Tristan: What's up dude?
Eggman: Nothing, except Goldberg trying to eliminate me.
Goldberg: Damn it. He's way too heavy!
Tristan: Maybe I could help.
Goldberg: Ok. Ready.
Tristan: on 3.
Goldberg: 1
Tristan: 2
Goldberg & Tristan: 3!! ( both start to pick up Eggman and try to eliminate him)
Eggman: Hey, what's going on?
Tristan: We're taking you down.(both Tristan and Goldberg throw Eggman over the top rope and eliminate him) Yeah, we did it!
Goldberg: Now it's my turn to eliminate you.
Sean: Well, that's the end of a good team relationship.
Joey: That wasn't a relationship.
TAB: It wasn't?
Sean: How do you know?
Joey: Because they only lasted for 1 minute and a relationship lasts for about 4 years.
Sean: Oh.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: And here's our final person. He was my former CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.
TAB: You mean the guy you threw out of the booth when I first came here?
Sean: Well, yeah.
Joey: Cool!
~in the ring~
Charlie: Leave that guy alone you creep.
Goldberg: Who the hell are you, fatty?
Charlie: I'm Cheezy Charlie and here to take you down.(attacks Goldberg, but knocks Tristan out of the ring)
Goldberg: After I eliminate you, I'll finally get a title shot at VIOLENT VALENTINE!
Charlie: In your dreams, loser.
Goldberg: Then comeafter me, right now!
Charlie: Sure.(goes after Goldberg, then goes around him and by the neck, throws Goldberg over the top rope.
(bell rings)
Sean: *__*
Joey: X__X
TAB: ^__^
Sean: Well, the winner of this match is, my former CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.
Charlie: Yugi, I'll see you at Violent Valentine!
Sean: Well, that was a great ending to our PPV event. Please send us some more reviews. Until then, for Joe, Nighttrain, and TAB, I'm Sean saying bye from WDF's 30 Man Rumble!
Sean: Hello and welcome back to WDF's 30 Man Rumble. I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Now before I begin the next match, I like to introduce a special guest to the booth. He is know to kill Pokemon and he is the author of ULTRA DEATHMATCH. Ladies and gentleman I give Joey aka thunderchaos.
Joey: Hey Sean.
Sean: Hey Joe.
Joey: Do you mind if I brought this?(holds up Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon)
Sean: Uh... sure. Can you demonstrate it's awesome power?
Joey: Sure. (holds up cannon and blows up ditch that had Ash in it.)
Ash: AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.
Sean: WOW!!!!! That was amazing! Actually you helped me.
Joey: I did?
Sean: Yeah. I really wanted to kill Ash Ketchum.
Joey: Don't say his name.
TAB: Sean, shouldn't we go to the match.
Sean: Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Come on Joe. Stay and watch the carnage begin.
Joey: I might stay and watch this match.
Sean: This is the last match. And by the way, I did read ULTRA DEATHMATCH.
TAB: SEAN!!!!!
Sean: Oh yeah. Let the battle begin.
(bell rings)
Kaiba: Your finished little elf.
Link: Bring it on tough guy.
Sean: and they are off.
Kaiba: Take this.(hits Link with many blows)
Link: I might not be able to win.
Joey: I like to see one of them go.
Sean: paitence. It'll happen.
audeince: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 3 is OMG!
Sean: Not him!
Joey: Yes!!!!!
Sean: It's the Big Show!
BS:(grabs Link) Get out of here. (throws him into the turnbuckle)
Kaiba: Try to take me on, fat boy.
BS: I'm not fat!!!
Joey: Go Big Show. Take him out!
Sean: Do you do this on your own show?
Joey: Not really.
~back in the ring~
BS: Come here, shrimp.
Kaiba: Fine. (attacks Big Show, but gets caught and chokeslamed)
TAB: And the countdown is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: Now, # 4 is Shadow the Hedgehog.
Joey: Oh great, this match gets weirder and weirder.
~in the ring ~
Shadow: I'll show you that I'm the ultimate life form.
BS: Oh yeah?
Shadow: Yeah.(jumps over the Big Show and kicks the Big Show out of the ring) Who's next?
Link: I'll fight you.
Shadow: Let get this over with.
Kaiba: (awaking from the choke slam) What happened? (she's that the Big Show is not in the ring) Where's that big monster who took me out?
Shadow: I took him out.
Joey: and now the countdown starts again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 5 is bad boy, Bart Simpson.
Bart: Watch out man.
Kaiba: Get out of the way, kid.
Bart: Eat my shorts.
Sean: Yes! I love when he says that.
~in the ring~
Link: Kick ass!
Shadow: I think I'll eliminate the kid next.
Link: Over my dead body.
Kaiba: I'll kill the kid.
Bart: No way man.
Sean: Yes! I love all of Bart's catch pharases.
TAB: I thought you said that a commentator has to be neutral.
Joey: He said that? I should blow you up right now.
Sean: If you touch me, I'll send to a place that everyone hates.
Joey: You wouldn't.
Sean: I will.
~in the ring~
Kaiba: Come on kid, fight me.
Bart: Ok.( attacks Kaiba, but is caught and thrown over the ropes)
Sean: The count down is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 6 is Yami Yugi.
Kaiba: Well, well, well if it isn't Yugi.
Yami: Enough Kaiba. I know you want to win this match so badly, but I so do I. So, your going down.
TAB: Go Yugi Go!
Joey: Is your girlfriend always this freaky?
Sean: Not really. She's just into Yu-gi-oh! characters.
~in the ring~
Yami: It's time to take you out.(goes after Kaiba, but misses, however knocks Link over the top rope and onto the ground.)
Shadow: What's wrong? Can't knock Kaiba out?
Yami: Enough! Maybe I should eliminate you next.
(TAB GASPS)
Sean: And here we go again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: Do you smell who # 7 is?
Joey: Yeah! It's the Rock.
(audience chants rocky)
Rock: The Rock is throw each of you jabronees one by one by damn one.
Joey: That's an awesome threat.
Sean: Got to go with that.
~in the ring~
Yami: I say we all go after the Rock and then go after each other.
Shadow: Fine.
(all the characters go after the Rock and they all knock him out of the match)
Kaiba: well that takes care of that.
Shadow: You said it.
Yami: Well at least my plan worked.
Kaiba: oh shut up. Let's keep fighting.
Sean: And the fight continues. There seems to be a 2 on 1 between Kaiba and Shadow on Yami.
TAB: Isn't that unfair?
Joey: Not in this match.
Sean: and will have another competitor in 5 seconds
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 8 is Sonic the Hedehog's friend, Miles "Tails" Prowler.
Tails: Let's go Shadow.
Shadow: That fox is in the ring. So you want a piece of me? Well bring it on.
Tails: My pleasure.(uses both tails to attack Shadow into the ropes which tangles him up) I should just leave you, hanging around.(laughing)
Shadow: That's not funny.
Tails: To me it is.
~meanwhile~
Yami:(struggling to stay in the ring) You're not getting rid of me!
Kaiba: Oh yes I am!
(both almost fall over the rope but both fall onto the ring mat.)
Sean: So Joey, how do you think this match is fairing so far?
Joey: I think it's ok.
TAB: OK!!!?
Joey: Yeah.
~in the ring~
Tails: Ok. Time to say good bye.
Shadow: Huh?
Tails: You're leaving this match.
Shadow: What are you talking about?
Tails: I'm eliminating you right now!
Shadow: OH. Well you're not going to.
Tails: Watch me.( uppercuts Shadow who finally gets untangled, but gets eliminated)
Joey: That was a dumb way to go.
Sean: I know.
Joey: If I was him, I would've blasted that bastard to kingdom come.
Sean: Oh really.
Joey: Yeah.
TAB: Well the clock is ticking to the last seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: And now # 9 is Ryu.
Joey: You know that guy is gay.
Sean: No he isn't. Superman and He-Man are gay.
Joey: Well so is Ryu.
TAB: Stop fighting. if you want ot fight, fight on Joe's show.
~in the ring~
Ryu: Master, I must honor you to lead myslef to victory.
Kaiba: Well honor this karate kid.(attacks Ryu, but is tossed out of the ring)
Ryu: Does anyone else dare to challenge me?
Tails: I will.
Ryu: Very well.
Tails: Fight me now! (attacks with tails, however misses Ryu and hits Yami)
Yami: OWWWW!!!!
Ryu: I have much speed while you do not.
Tails: Eventually, I'll get you.
Sean: The countdown is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: And now # 10 is Mario
Joey: Mario is also gay.
Sean: I got to agree with that.
~in the ring~
Mario: It'sa me, Mario. Helloa alla people outa here ina the match.
Tails: I'm getting rid of the gay guy.
Mario: I'ma nota gay.
Tails: Yes you are.(attacks Mario with a closline which knocks him over the top rop and out of the match) Mario is now a Moron.
Mario: Heya! Noa fair.
~meanwhile~
Ryu: My master will be pleased to see me take all of you out.
Yami: Maybe your master will be even happier if I knock you out of the match! (throws Ryu over the top rope)
Sean: That was unexpected.
Joey: I think it was.
Sean: Really?
Joey: Sure.
TAB: Well the timer is reaching zero again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: The # 11 man is Al Bundy.
Sean: A shoe salesman with bad foot odor.
Joey: really?
Sean: Yeah. Do you want to take a whiff of one piece of his foot from his last match where he took his shoes off?
Joey: I think not.
~in the ring~
Al: I want my shot for the title.
Tails: Dream on old man.
Yami: I'm going with him.
Al: Don't let me down Polk High.(runs after Tails&Yami and knocks them both down) you two are pathetic.
Tails: Oh yeah. (grabs Al's shoe ~big mistake~ and pulls off the shoe which causes the odor the ooze out.)
Sean: Every one, gas masks on.
Joey: What for?
Sean: Do you want to smell feet?
Joey: No.
TAB: Then put the mask on.
Joey: Ok. (puts mask on) better?
Sean: Yes.
~in the ring~
Yami: Your foot odor doesn't effect me. I'm too strong for it.
Al: Well I should closline you again.
Yami: I don't think so.
(Al attacks Yami, but misses and goes over the ropes)
Tails: I'm going to take you out this time.
Yami: Are you sure?
Sean: ok, gas masks off and countdown on.
Audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 12 is Beavis.
~in the ring~
Beavis: HEHEHEHEHEHEH..... Where are the chicks.
Yami: There aren't any chicks in here.
Tails: Why?
Beavis: (eats too much sugar and becomes Cornholio) I'm Cornholio. I need teepee for my bunghole.
Tails: What?
Joey: This is awesome!
Sean: I didn't believe we could turn it up to the next level.
TAB: This is ridiculous.
~in the ring~
Beavis: You dispise the great Cornholio. Then you shall be punished.
Tails: I didn't say anything about you idiot.
Beavis: Cornholio says you never dispise him again.
Sean: Joey?
Joey: Yes Sean?
Sean: Can you get rid of Cornholio? He's now starting to annoy me.
Joey: Sure. Stand back. ( pulls out the Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon, fires it and blows up Beavis) Mawwwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Sean: I love that weapon. Can you get me one of those?
Joey: I don't know. I'll see.
Sean: countdown time!
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: And # 13 is Ryou Bakura.
~in the ring~
Ryou: I will do my best to win this match.
Tails: Are you sure about that?
Ryou: Yes I am.
Tails: Well, take this!(attacks Ryou, and knocks him out of the ring)
Yami: Good job.
Tails: Thanks.
Yami: Now, where were we.
Tails: I think we were beating the living daylights out of each other.
Yami: Oh. Then, You shall suffer Tails.
Sean: Now this is exciting.
Joey: It's ok I guess.
TAB: Well, another person will join them right away.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: And # 14 is Team Rocket member, James.
~in the ring~
James: I didn't want to be in this match. All I wanted was a bag of popcorn and some Moutain Dew to wash it all down.
Tails: Well, I can help you.
James: You can?
Tails: Sure.
Yami: Wait! Don't listen to him. He's trying to eliminate you.
Tails: keep quiet. Have you noticed that he's had a nervous breakdown.
Yami: I see that.
James: Somebody please help me.
Sean: I son't know what's wrong with this guy.
Joey: I want to see him die.
TAB: Well, our next person will come in a few seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 15 is... Amy Rose?
TAB: How did she get into the rumble?
Sean: I don't know.
~in the ring~
Amy: Hi Tails.
Tails: Amy!!! What are you doing here?
Amy: I'm here to win a chance to become heavyweight champion.
Tails: get out of here.
Amy: No. Really.
James: I guess, I'll go after the girl.(goes after Amy, however flies over the ropes and eliminates himself.)
Sean: That was dumb.
Joey: Tell me about it.
TAB: And the next person is coming in a few seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 16 is MegaMan.
~in the ring~
MM: everyone drop and put your hands in the air.
Yami: I'm not going to.
MM: How dare you disobey my orders. Now I'll show you my true power.
Yami: Go ahead, Shoot me.
MM: Fine. I will.(fires his plasma gun,but Yami uses his Millenieum Puzzle to counter the beam) AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Alright, I won't fire at you again.
Yami: Then leave all of us alone.
MM: I said that I won't go after you, but I didn't say that I won't go after the fox or the hedgehog.
Sean: What an amazing threat!
Joey: Incredible.
Sean: And we are just moments away from introducing another person.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 17 is Butthead.
~in the ring~
Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh.... Uh, like where are the chicks?
Tails: There are no chicks!
Butthead: Ok, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. Then I'll watch tv on this whatchamacallit. (Thinks MegaMan is not picking up any reception) Maybe if I do this.
MM: No! Don't touch that wire!(Butthead touches wire which causes Megaman to shut down and is easily thrown out of the match)
Butthead: Huhhuhuhuhuhuhuh.... Uh, like can I kick some one's ass or touch this girl's boobs?
Amy: What?
TAB: Isn't that offensive?
Sean & Joey: Yeah. But it's also cool!
Sean: well the countdown is starting again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 18 is Yami Bakura
Sean: That guy is a sick, twisted freak.
~in the ring~
Bakura: Hello Yugi.
Yami: Bakura! What do you want?
Bakura: I want your Millenium Puzzle right now.
Yami: Not a chance.
~meanwhile~
Amy: Tails.
Tails: Yeah Amy?
Amy: do you think that we should get rid of that stupid guy.
Tails: Sure.
Amy: Then let's go.
(Amy and Tails both go after Butthead. However, Amy turns her back on Tails and throws both Tails and Butthead out of the match.)
Amy: Suckers! Never trust Amy Rose.
~back to the other side~
Yami: This is mine. You can't have it like I can't have the Millenium Ring.
Bakura: Shut up!
Joey: What a way of words.
Sean: And that's just the beggining.
TAB: Now it's time to add another person.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 19 is Team Rocket member Jessie.
Joey: I HATE POKEMON PEOPLE!!!!
Sean: calm down.
Joey: Ok.
~in the ring~
Jessie: I didn't want to fight. But since I'm here, I must as well fight someone, but who? Hey, that girl might be a good opponent.(taps Amy on the shoulder)
Amy: What is it?
Jessie: I want to fight you.
Amy: Oh you do huh? well then bring it!
(both Amy and Jessie start fighting and pulling hair)
~meanwhile~
Bakura: I'll make sure that I win the rumble and face your other half.( jumps over the ropes and grabs the top rope still on the apron. Then he grabs Yami's neck and jumps to the ground hurting Yami, but eliminating himself) Oh no! I forgot!
(Amy throws Jessie to the ground and talks to Yami)
Amy: Now it's my turn to make sure that I face Yugi in the championship match.
Yami: Don't be so sure.
Sean: He's trying to confuse Amy with mind tricks.
Joey: Been there, done that.
TAB: and countdown begins.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 20 is Goku.
~in the ring~
Goku: Let me take care of him.
Amy: OK.
(Amy goes back to Jessie)
Amy: See ya miss.(throws Jessie over the top rope and eliminates her)
~meanwhile~
Goku: Let's see if you can stop me. KAMAEHAMAEHA!!!!!!(fies plasma beam at Yami, but Yami counters it with the power of the Millenium Puzzle and it hits Goku out of the arena and out of the match.)
Yami: Now, I can finally face you head on Amy.
Amy: Should we face each other?
Yami: yes.
Sean: And the discussion continues as another contestant will come in.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 21 is Knuckles the Echidna.
~in the ring~
Knuckles: Come on spikey. How about you fight someone your own size.
Yami: You're challenging me to a fight?
Knuckles: Yes I am.
Yami: Fine.
Amy: Don' do it Knuckles.
Knuckles: Sorry Amy...(couldn't finish sentence because he was hit by Yami) If that's how want it, then that's how you're going to get it.(hits Yami with spiked fists)
Yami: OWWWWW!!!!! It hurts.
Knuckles: I hardly hit you.
Yami: But those spikes.
Knuckles: I was born with them. They are a part of me.
Sean: He's making a good statement.
Joey: A boring statement.
TAB: And another person will come in.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 22 is Fonzie
~in the ring~
Fonzie: AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Amy: WOW! You're Fonzie.
Fonzie: That's right hot chick! And if you'll excuse me, I must stop a fight.
~meanwhile~
Knuckles: I should take you down right now!
Yami: Me too!
(Knuckles hits Yami in the jaw and then throws Yami over the ropes)
Knuckles: Well, that takes care of him.
Fonzie: You want to take a crack at me now?
Knuckles: Sure.(whacks Fonzie out of the ring) Man this is boring.
Sean: Well you don't have to wait too long Knuckles, cause our next person is coming in a few seconds.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 23 is Robin, the boy wonder.
~in the ring~
Amy: Hey, maybe you could face that kid.
Robin: Sorry ma'am, I don't like to be called kid.
Knuckles: I don't care if you're the king of England. I want to fight someone and you're a perfect opponent.
Robin: Thanks. Then, let's go.
( Robin uses his martial art skills to attack Knuckles quickly)
Knuckles: Come back here! Hold still! Slow down!
Robin: What's the matter, can't keep up with me?(Amy whacks him out of nowhere)
Amy: Maybe I can.
Knuckles: Alright, let's get rid of him.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 24 is GOLDBERG!
~in the ring~
(Goldberg enters the ring, spears everyone right away, then does the jackhammer to the others, finally throws Robin and Knuckles out of the ring and the match)
Goldberg: Come here girly, girly, girly.
Amy: No!
Goldberg: Then I'll come after you!
Amy: (gulps) That's what I'm afraid of.
Joey: Yes!!!! Goldberg is on a complete rampage!
Sean: He's not done yet.
TAB: and the countdown will go on again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 25 is Mario's brother, Luigi.
Luigi: I'ma Luigi, # 1.
Goldberg: Yeah. # 1 Jerk.(picks up Luigi and throws him out)
Luigi: Now I knowa how Mario felta when he wasa eliminated.
Amy: Now that was not nice.
Goldberg: Well this won't be either.(picks up Amy, but Amy hits Goldberg down below) OWWWWW!!!!! My groin!
Amy: Don't touch me again.
TAB: She rocks, sort of.
Sean: Amy is on fire as well as Goldberg.
Joey: and the countdown will start again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 26 is Kurt Angle.
~in the ring~
Goldberg: Not you again. I thought you were on Smackdown!
Angle: I am. But I wanted to take some time off and face some other people, like you for example.
Goldberg: I will kick your ass.
Angle: Well try me.
(both men fight each other and match each other move for move. Finally, Angle gets the Angleslam and then the Ankle lock on Goldberg)
Goldberg:(still in the ankle lock in pain) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Stop it! I can't take it any more.
Angle: I'm not falling for that.
(Goldberg then uses his hands to push himself upand then kicks Angle over the top rope)
Sean: <<<O___O>>> WOW!!!
Joey: Amazing!
Sean: Well, the countdown is beggining again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 27 is Trunks
~in the ring~
Trunks: My dad wanted me to fight for him.But I know he wanted revenge on this damn planet! So bring it on Goldberg!
Goldberg: Fine.(attacks Trunks with a spear which knocks him out.) I think you should go young lady.( picks Amy up again, but this time throws her with one hand and eliminates her) You're next kid.( picks up Trunks and eliminates him)
Sean: WOW!!! 2 for the price of 1. So Goldberg is the only one left in the ring and we still have 3 people left to introduce.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
TAB: # 28 is Dr. Eggman.
~in the ring~
Goldberg: You must the fattest piece of crap I've ever seen!
Eggman: Well I can see that you like to insult people.
Goldberg: Oh shut up and fight!
Eggman: With pleasure.
Goldberg: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(attacks Eggman with a spear, but doesn't effect him) What do I have to do to take this fat tube of lard out of commission?
Joey: Yeah, what does he have to do.
Sean: I don't know.
TAB: I got an idea. Wait for another person to help take him out.
Sean: speaking of that, were getting close to zero again.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: # 29 is Tristan Taylor.
Joey: Well he'll have to do.
~in the ring~
Tristan: What's up dude?
Eggman: Nothing, except Goldberg trying to eliminate me.
Goldberg: Damn it. He's way too heavy!
Tristan: Maybe I could help.
Goldberg: Ok. Ready.
Tristan: on 3.
Goldberg: 1
Tristan: 2
Goldberg & Tristan: 3!! ( both start to pick up Eggman and try to eliminate him)
Eggman: Hey, what's going on?
Tristan: We're taking you down.(both Tristan and Goldberg throw Eggman over the top rope and eliminate him) Yeah, we did it!
Goldberg: Now it's my turn to eliminate you.
Sean: Well, that's the end of a good team relationship.
Joey: That wasn't a relationship.
TAB: It wasn't?
Sean: How do you know?
Joey: Because they only lasted for 1 minute and a relationship lasts for about 4 years.
Sean: Oh.
audience: 5..4..3..2..1..
(buzzer)
Sean: And here's our final person. He was my former CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.
TAB: You mean the guy you threw out of the booth when I first came here?
Sean: Well, yeah.
Joey: Cool!
~in the ring~
Charlie: Leave that guy alone you creep.
Goldberg: Who the hell are you, fatty?
Charlie: I'm Cheezy Charlie and here to take you down.(attacks Goldberg, but knocks Tristan out of the ring)
Goldberg: After I eliminate you, I'll finally get a title shot at VIOLENT VALENTINE!
Charlie: In your dreams, loser.
Goldberg: Then comeafter me, right now!
Charlie: Sure.(goes after Goldberg, then goes around him and by the neck, throws Goldberg over the top rope.
(bell rings)
Sean: *__*
Joey: X__X
TAB: ^__^
Sean: Well, the winner of this match is, my former CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.
Charlie: Yugi, I'll see you at Violent Valentine!
Sean: Well, that was a great ending to our PPV event. Please send us some more reviews. Until then, for Joe, Nighttrain, and TAB, I'm Sean saying bye from WDF's 30 Man Rumble!