Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 9 ( Chapter 14 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't any of the characters except for myself, TAB, and Bill.

Sean: Welcome back to the WDF! I'm Sean.

TAB: And I'm TAB.

Sean: Today, we'll have just three regular matches before you see us at the next PPV event.

TAB: What PPV event?

Sean: VIOLENT VALENTINE! Remember?

TAB: Oh yeah.

Sean: Well our first match is between Team Rocket member James versus duelist Joey Wheeler.

TAB: Let's get this match underway.

(bell rings)

James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!! I love beating up some other idiots.

Joey w : (bad brooklyn accent) That's da last straw. You'll gonna pay right now!(hits James with rapid right fists)

James: That was a great start, but not a good ending.(searches for Pokemon, but doesn't have them) Huh?

Sean: No Pokemon James.

Joey w: Ha. Time for me to finish you.(reaches for his deck, but the deck isn't there) Huh? Where are my cards?

Sean: Up here. Sorry Joey, no duel monsters. I want you two to fight each other on your own.

Joey w: AAAWWWW man.

James: I'll do something that I haven't done. (grabs shovel and hits Joey over the head with it. Then, still with it in hand, buries Joey till Joey can't be seen.)

(bell rings)

Bill: Winner, James.

TAB: He did very well. Well, our next match is between Godzilla and Cartman.

Sean: This is a match for the ages.

~in the ring~

Cartman: Squissh!

Sean: Let the battle begin!

(bell rings)

Godzilla: RRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!(grabs Cheezy Poofs from Cartman)

Cartman: Hey, those are my Cheezy Poofs! Give them back!(kicks Godzilla in the shin real hard)

Godzilla: RRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Cartman: Well same to... Uh-oh!

Sean: Gas masks everyone!

TAB: And hold on tight!

(Godzilla's fire and Cartman's fart causes the arena to explode and the other contestants to die)

Sean:<<<O___O>>> WHOA!!!

TAB: WOW!

Sean: Well it's official, this match is a draw. Unfortunately due to what just happened now, we will not have another match tonight.

TAB: So see us next time at the PPV event, VIOLENT VALENTINE, and please send some reviews.

Sean: Until then, for TAB and Bill, I'm Sean saying good bye from the WDF!