Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 12 ( Chapter 20 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except for myself and Matt.

Sean: Welcome to the WDF! I'm Sean.

Matt: And I'm temporary Co-host Matt.

Sean: Today is gonig to be great.

Matt: That's right. I'm in the mood for these three matches.

Sean: Well, our first match features Mario and Pikachu.

Matt: I don't know what the point of this match is.

Sean: This is a match to determine who is the # 1 Nintendo Master.

Matt: WOW! That's amazing. Well, let's go!

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Mario: It'sa me, Mario. I'ma ready toa fight.

Pikachu: Pika-pi.

Mario: Whata am I going toa do witha rata? Ia know! I'll puta the rata in the sewer.

Pikachu: Pi?

Mario: Fireballa Attack.(attacks Pikachu with fireballs. Pikachu starts to run while being on fire)

Pikachu: PPPPPIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHUUUUUU!!!!!!!(thunderwave shocks Mario. Mario's hair sticks up in the air.)

Mario: I'ma getting a littlea hungry. Ia think I'ma gonna eat thisa mushroom.(eats the mushroom that makes him shrink instead of grow) (in sqeeky voice) Heya! Howa did youa get soa big?

Pikachu: Pika.(squishes Mario with his foot)

(bell rings)

Sean: Winner, Pikachu!

~in the booth~

Matt: I guess Mario's plan backfired didn't it?

Sean: Yep.

Matt: Well, who's in the next match?

Sean: Our next match is between Kirby and Butthead.

Matt: Is that a smart matchup?

Sean: Yup. Well, let the games begin!

(bell rings)

~in ring~

Kirby: Poiya-poi.

Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.... Like, uh... where are the chicks?

Kirby: Poi?

Butthead: What did you say?

Kirby: Poiya-poi?(sucks up Butthead. However, Butthead tastes horrible and Kirby spits him back out.)

~in the booth~

Sean: I think this match is pretty pointless.

Matt: How?

Sean: Kirby is beating the living daylights out of Butthead.

~in the ring~

Kirby: Poi.(sucks Butthead up again and this time devours him) (belches)

(bell rings)

Matt: Winner, Kirby.

~in the booth~

Sean: I don't know if that was a good match or not.

Matt: I thought it was a good match.

Sean: Well, our final match is the # 1 contendership match for a chance at the Non-Anime Championship.

Matt: Between who?

Sean: Between Drew Carey and Joey a.k.a. thunderchaos. The winner will take on Homer Simpson at DEATHMANIA.

Matt: WOW!!! So let's get this match underway!

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Drew: I don't need Kate, Lewis, or Oswald. I can do this all by myself.

Joey: Oh yeah?

Drew: Yeah! (attacks Joey with his stomache to knock Joey to the ground) I have a gut feeling that I'll win the match.

~drum: ta dum tee~

(audience laughs)

Joey: That's not funny at all.

Drew: Well, the audience thought it was.

~in the booth~

Sean: I really loved that joke.

Matt: Me too!

~in the ring~

Drew: Come, show me what you're made of. You're probably made of food.

~Drum: ta dum tee~

(audience laughs again)

Joey: You know what, I'm sick and tired of you joking around. It's now time to meet your maker.(pulls out the Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon and fires it at Drew. The shot hits on target and Drew burns to a crisp) Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

(bell rings)

Sean: Winner and # 1 contender for the Non-Anime Championship, Joey a.k.a. thunderchaos!

~in the booth~

Matt: That was great way to end out. So if you're reading this, send in more reviews and more match suggestions.

Sean: So for Matt and the crew, I'm Sean saying seeya from the WDF!