Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 14(TAB'S return and Sean's time off) ( Chapter 22 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
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TAB: Hey! Welcome back to the WDF! I'm TAB.

Matt: And I'm Matt.

TAB: Today's three matches will be at it's best.

Matt: What are you talking about?

TAB: I'm saying that we have three good matches today.

Matt: Oh. By the way, did you tell the audience about Sean?

TAB: No.

Matt: Well tell them.

TAB: Ok. Well, it appears that Sean isn't here today. Why do you ask? It's because he's working on a new fanfic called Survivor: Yu-gi-oh! style.

Matt: Oh. Well our first match features Fred Flinstone taking on the Tasmainian Devil (Taz for short). The winner will get a title shot against Joey Wheeler for the TV/Movie Championship at DEATHMAINA.

TAB: I might like this match as much as I liked my vacation. So, let's get it on!

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Fred: Hehehehuhuhuhu... I'll enjoy this matchup.

Taz: Blah...zrah...bah...(spits tounge out. Starts to spin in a tornado style and chases after Fred)

Fred: Wilma! Help!

Taz:(stops spining and stalks Fred) Blah...Taz hate caveman. Taz eat caveman.

Fred: Whoa! I don't taste very good.

Taz: Taz still hungry.(grabs Fred by the hand and pulls him in. Now, Taz picks Fred up and eats him) Ummmm.... good caveman.(belches)

(bell rings)

Matt: Winner and # 1 contender for the TV/Movie Championship, Taz.

~in the booth~

TAB: I guess Taz can eat anything.

Matt: Sure can.

TAB: Our next match is between Ash and Dr. Evil.

Matt: Two demented lunatics in the same match.

TAB: Well, let's get this over with.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Dr.Evil: Ladies and gentleman, I present to you an ultimate weapon so powerful that it could...

Ash: Shut up! Let's fight.

Dr.Evil: Alrighty, let's begin.

Ash: And let's end this.(pulls out the axe and rapidly cuts the arms and legs of Dr.Evil off)

Dr.Evil: Help! I can't move!

Ash: Good bye.(cuts Dr.Evil's head off)

(bell rings)

TAB: Winner, Ash!

~in the booth~

TAB: That match was so stupid.

Matt: You got that right.

TAB: Well, our last match is between Micheal Jackson and Little Chicken.

Matt: Oh great. We need to see that freak show again?

TAB: You mean he was here before?

Matt: Yes. He was here when Heihachi and Videl Satan fought. He came in from a helicopter and chased after Satan even out of the arena.

TAB: That was gross. Well, let's get it on!

(bell rings)

~in the booth~

LC: C'mon sex beam. Do you have what it takes to beat me?

Micheal: I believe that I can beat you.

LC: Let's go.

Micheal: First, let me feel you.

LC: No way.

Micheal: I need to lick you.

LC: Leave me alone.

Micheal: Fine.(tries to moleste Little Chicken, but Little Chicken moves very quickly)

LC: That's it.(pulls out Supersonic blaster that he borrowed from Sean <Sean's new weapon> fires it and blows Micheal to bits) Yes.

(bell rings)

Matt: Winner, Little Chicken.

~in the booth~

TAB: <<<O___O>>> WOW! That's amazing!

Matt: I can't believe it.

TAB: Hope LC gives me the gun back so I can give back to Sean when he returns.

Matt: So do I.

TAB: Well that does it for now.

Matt: So send in more of those reviews and suggestions for matches.

TAB: So for Matt and crew, I'm TAB saying see ya from the WDF!