Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 1 ( Chapter 1 )
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By: PikaFlash 
The First Episode of Tai Live...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 347 | Status: Completed
The First Episode of Tai Live...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 347 | Status: Completed
Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme: Tai was packing up...
Matt: What are you doing?
Tai: I'm packing up for the new show...
Matt: Oh.
As Matt was packing, he saw his Shirt and shoes...
Matt: Wait a minute, these are my stuffs!!!
Then Tai tossed the shoe and ran off while Matt catches it and chases Tai out of the room...
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
Tai was walking to the stage...
Tai: Welcome to the first, world premiere of my show, "Tai Live"...where we will do more
excitement than the first series of PikaFlash's World MAX...
Tai faces another camera...
Tai: Here's a trivia, which is the least dangerous weapons, 1. A Knife, 2. a Chilli, or
3. a 12 barrelled Shotgun...I don't want people at home saying, "Hmmmmm, a Knife!". Well, I
just want to say it's the chilli...or is it? Ok, there's this prison in California where
Chillies are banned. Can anyone imagine that...*mock fear* Watch out, he's got a Capcicum!!!!
*Normal voice* Or *Mock fear* Watch out, he's gonna blow!!! *Normal voice* And what would the
Prison wardens say if that happens...*fake accent* Put down that pepper...*normal voice* I
mean, these guys have those batons, stun guns, Shotguns and tasers, but why are they afraid of
Chillies? Well, I know, because I've been there...*Pauses*...ok, so maybe it isn't true but
once, an inmate told the warden once after eating chillies, he said, "Watch out, I'm going to
blow!!!"...and out comes a fart...
*
It was a black and white movie...Matt was with Mimi at a train station...
Matt: Please, don't leave me, Mimi...
Mimi: I have to...
Then Joe appears...
Joe: Want Redbean Buns?
Mimi: No. Anyway, Matt, I'm afraid I will have to say...
Joe: Want some Greenbean buns?
Mimi: Go away!!! *Push Joe away from the screen*
Matt: Bur Mimi, please stay...
Mimi: Goodbye...
Then Mimi climbs on top of the train...
Matt: Goodbye MIMI!!!!
Then as the train was moving, Joe appears...
Joe: Want Tissue?
Mimi: Thanks...*she was in tears*
*
Narrator: Men have been creating this man and have finally succeeded in making one, and his
is called the 1 million Yen man...because those Americans couldn't afford to make a new 1
million American dollars man...
Tai was in a hospital bed...and Joe was in the room...
Tai: What happened to me?
Joe: You have been created to be the first 1 million yen man...
Tai: SO, does it make me stronger?
Joe: No, it makes you weaker...here's your first assignment, go get a bag of sugar...
Tai was at a shop...
Tai: Do you sell a bag of sugar?
Sora(Clerk): No...
Tai sees the sugar on the cabinet behind Sora...
Tai: I can see a bag of sugar behind you on a shelf...
Sora turns around and was surprised...
Sora: How do you know?
Tai: I use a super powerful thing called my eye...
Back at Joe's room...
Tai: So, when will be my next assignment?
Joe: Once we recharged you...
Tai faints onto the floor...
Joe: With more 1 million yen.
*
Tai, Sora, TK, Kari and Joe were going for a picnic at the park...when Tai forgot to bring
the spoon...
Joe: Oh NO!!! We are cursed!!!
Tai: No, you could use your hands, see...*Holds a piece of cake with his hand and takes a
bite*
Sora: Oh, look, you have to clean that part of your mouth but I didn't being the wet towels...
Joe: OH NO, WE are cursed...
Tai: No, I can use water, and pour it on to a tissue and wet it and wipe my face...
Then a bee was buzzing...
Joe: OH NO, WE ARE CURSED, WE ARE GOIGN TO BE STUNG!!!
Tai calmly stands up and sprayed the bee as it makes a spinning fall to the ground...
Joe: You saved us, how did you do it?
Tai: I sprayed it with inseticide...
All except Tai: OH NO, NOW ALL OF US ARE CURSED!!!
Joe: Use me to protect you against the Aerosol spray!!!
All Tai did was stood there and sigh...
*
Tai: Ok, so, everything's all fine...Ok, for starters, we have given our live Audience some
Christmas Sweets and Candy and...*Tai holds his head* My Anime/Video Game Character sense's
tingling...a character is in danger...SORA! I'll be right back...
Tai run to the backstage, and ran to the Props where Sora was walking near the edge of a
fake cliff, then Tai jumps in...
Tai: Look out!!!
He pushes Sora down as an Airdramon flew by, almost knocking Sora off...
Sora: Thanks Tai...
Then Tai runs back into the studio...
Tai: Crisis over...
*
Matt was outside a restraunt, reading a newspaper when some delievery boy walk pass him and
and saw Matt...as he walk pass, then he returned...
Guy: Do I know you?
Matt: No? But you may have seen me on TV...
Guy: Oh.
The guy walks away...and then reappears...
Guy: Are you an actor?
Matt: Yes?
Guy: On which show?
Matt: Digimon, the blonde Musician...
Guy: Are you sure?
Matt: No, I'm a nobody...
Guy: But you sure look like the Blonde musician in Digimon...
Matt: Yes, I do...
Guy: but you don't look like him from here, but here you do...
Matt*Gets up and holds the guy's collar*: I HAVE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO BE KIND TO YOU, NOT
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Guy: Behind you...
Matt sees some Digimon and a few anime characters holding up cameras...
Matt: Oh, *puts the guy down* you want to take some pictures, go ahead...
Then the characters took photos of Matt with the guy...
Guy: Hey, I'm with Britany Spears...
Matt is now mad as he shakes the guy with with the collar of the shirt...
Matt: I AM NOT BRITANY SPEARS!!!!!!
Then there was a picture of Matt shaking the delievery guy...
**
Gatomon and Patamon were kissing in bed...then they stoped...
Patamon: Do you want to do it?
Gatomon: But, what about the condom?
Patamon: Don't worry, I took one from TK...
Then as Patamon took out a condom from a packet... when suddenly, a Geeky Gomamon appears from
under the covers...
Geeky Gomamon: If you wanted condom, why didn't you come to me in the first place? *takes the
condom*
Patamon: It's ok, uncle...*Pull the condom*
Geeky Gomamon: Quiet!! *The Condom snaps* Bye bye...
Then, Geeky Gomamon slips away from the 2 Digimons in bed...
Gatomon: How in the world did he get here?
**
Davis and Yolei were standing outside a garage...
Davis/Yolei: *Singing* If only if we have got a new car...
Then TK and Kari drove by, splashing water on Davis and Yolei...
**
Tai: It's time to come for our Video Request. Yeah, and our letterbox crew almost had a
Mailbox meltdown when some crew of idiots wanted us to regretfully show these Music Videos.
And start sending them in to pikaflash_007(at)pokemonpost(dot)com where we'll do our video
requests for the many Anime Characters, starting with Matt as Britany Spears in "Oops!...I
did it again"...
*Tai Live's Music Video*
Matt was with a group of people dressed in a red PVC costume and make up with hair to look
like Britany Spears...with the background of Brit's Music Video, "Oops!...I did it again"...
then the music starts...
Matt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. *Camera Scans Matt's body*
(Britany Spears's Voice)I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than friends
Oh baby *Izzy was staring at the screen*
It might seem like a crush *Matt was standing at the mirror*
But it doesn't mean that *Izzy saw Matt's face on the screen*
I'm serious *Mimi was standing in an Astronaut outfit, with arms on her hips*
Cause to lose all my senses *Joe took out his glasses to check if he's not seeing things*
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
*Mimi was dancing with the music*
Chrous: Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby *Mimi was doing somersaults*
Oops!...you think I'm in love *Izzy was trying to check what's the problem with the computer*
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent!!! *Matt finishes the song with a close up on the face*
*Music Video Ends*
Tai: That's our Video request!!! Don't you think that Matt really needs help?
Matt(wearing a fake beard): Yep, he really needs help...just take a look at the Music
Video...
Tai: But when does a guy ever wear a PVC outfit and are those breast implants?
Matt: Well, they sure look like it...
*Picture of Matt with the phone number 1800 OOPS to call for help*
Tai: Well, other than that, Brit really looks hot...
*Sora's voice: Tai!!*
Matt: Well, I can guess what Matt would say, "PVC? BRING IT ON!!!!"
Tai: Yeah...and the way Matt did the "Losing his senses" part look realistic...
Matt: That's right...also he could use the number for help...
Tai: Yep...
Matt: I mean, this is Tai Live, this is now your show, can't you do anything?
Matt: And, also, (rips off the disguise and tries to strangle Tai) Don't EVER LET ME PLAY AS
BRITANY SPEARS EVER AGAIN!!!
**
Tai was at his desk...
Tai: Ok, now this is the part of the show where I interview people on what they think of Tai
Live?
*Taiing with Tai!!!*
Tai: So, what do you think of Tai Live?
Sora: I say that Tai's a hottie...
Tai*stares at the camera*: Thank you...
*
Tai: So, what do you think of Tai Live?
Goku: Not much...
*
Tai: Have you ever heard of Tai Live?
Jun: Yeah, it's quite a good show...I heard...
*
Tai: What does Tai Live mean to you?
Kari: Well, it sure means a lot to me and my brother...
*
Tai: Tai Live, does it mean anything?
Matt: Yeah, a good publicity for my band...
*
Tai: So, what does Tai Live mean to you?
Ash: Well, it means a how new life to the series...
Tai: You go, guy....Hi 5!!!
Tai and Ash give each other a Hi 5...
**
Matt was sitting on a chair wearing a wig and has make up on...
Matt: Hi, I'm Matt Ishida...for Tai Live...
**
Tai was sitting at his desk...
Tai: So, it is time to come to an end for our first episode...
Sora walks towards and stood behind Tai...
Sora: Yeah, and it's true, peoples, it's true...
Matt: Somethimes all good things must come to an end...even for a first episode...
Mimi: That's because it's time to say...
All: GOODBYE!!!!
Tai: And remember, Email me at taichi_yagami_zero(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)au
Cast:
Tai
Matt< br> Sora
Mimi
Joe
Izzy
Kari
TK
Davis
Yolei
Patamon
Gatomon
Gomamon
Guests:
Goku
Ash
Producer: Taichi Yagami(Kamiya)
Cameraman: Koushiro Izumi
Runners: Hikari Yagami
Takeru Takashi
Musicians: Yamato Ishida
*Final Scene*
Host of a gameshow: Ok, if you answer these questions correctly, you'll win...
Izzy was sitting on a chair...
Host: Who is the first American President...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: What's the exact color of the sky?
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Who...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: What...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: How...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Who...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: When...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Cal...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Computers...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host:And...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Ok, and your score is precisely zero...
Izzy: Prodigieous! Made in the Digital world!!!! *Starts to thank the audience*
**
Brought to you by The Studio and Tai Enterprises...
Email Tai for a Music Video request and comments at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme: Tai was packing up...
Matt: What are you doing?
Tai: I'm packing up for the new show...
Matt: Oh.
As Matt was packing, he saw his Shirt and shoes...
Matt: Wait a minute, these are my stuffs!!!
Then Tai tossed the shoe and ran off while Matt catches it and chases Tai out of the room...
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
Tai was walking to the stage...
Tai: Welcome to the first, world premiere of my show, "Tai Live"...where we will do more
excitement than the first series of PikaFlash's World MAX...
Tai faces another camera...
Tai: Here's a trivia, which is the least dangerous weapons, 1. A Knife, 2. a Chilli, or
3. a 12 barrelled Shotgun...I don't want people at home saying, "Hmmmmm, a Knife!". Well, I
just want to say it's the chilli...or is it? Ok, there's this prison in California where
Chillies are banned. Can anyone imagine that...*mock fear* Watch out, he's got a Capcicum!!!!
*Normal voice* Or *Mock fear* Watch out, he's gonna blow!!! *Normal voice* And what would the
Prison wardens say if that happens...*fake accent* Put down that pepper...*normal voice* I
mean, these guys have those batons, stun guns, Shotguns and tasers, but why are they afraid of
Chillies? Well, I know, because I've been there...*Pauses*...ok, so maybe it isn't true but
once, an inmate told the warden once after eating chillies, he said, "Watch out, I'm going to
blow!!!"...and out comes a fart...
*
It was a black and white movie...Matt was with Mimi at a train station...
Matt: Please, don't leave me, Mimi...
Mimi: I have to...
Then Joe appears...
Joe: Want Redbean Buns?
Mimi: No. Anyway, Matt, I'm afraid I will have to say...
Joe: Want some Greenbean buns?
Mimi: Go away!!! *Push Joe away from the screen*
Matt: Bur Mimi, please stay...
Mimi: Goodbye...
Then Mimi climbs on top of the train...
Matt: Goodbye MIMI!!!!
Then as the train was moving, Joe appears...
Joe: Want Tissue?
Mimi: Thanks...*she was in tears*
*
Narrator: Men have been creating this man and have finally succeeded in making one, and his
is called the 1 million Yen man...because those Americans couldn't afford to make a new 1
million American dollars man...
Tai was in a hospital bed...and Joe was in the room...
Tai: What happened to me?
Joe: You have been created to be the first 1 million yen man...
Tai: SO, does it make me stronger?
Joe: No, it makes you weaker...here's your first assignment, go get a bag of sugar...
Tai was at a shop...
Tai: Do you sell a bag of sugar?
Sora(Clerk): No...
Tai sees the sugar on the cabinet behind Sora...
Tai: I can see a bag of sugar behind you on a shelf...
Sora turns around and was surprised...
Sora: How do you know?
Tai: I use a super powerful thing called my eye...
Back at Joe's room...
Tai: So, when will be my next assignment?
Joe: Once we recharged you...
Tai faints onto the floor...
Joe: With more 1 million yen.
*
Tai, Sora, TK, Kari and Joe were going for a picnic at the park...when Tai forgot to bring
the spoon...
Joe: Oh NO!!! We are cursed!!!
Tai: No, you could use your hands, see...*Holds a piece of cake with his hand and takes a
bite*
Sora: Oh, look, you have to clean that part of your mouth but I didn't being the wet towels...
Joe: OH NO, WE are cursed...
Tai: No, I can use water, and pour it on to a tissue and wet it and wipe my face...
Then a bee was buzzing...
Joe: OH NO, WE ARE CURSED, WE ARE GOIGN TO BE STUNG!!!
Tai calmly stands up and sprayed the bee as it makes a spinning fall to the ground...
Joe: You saved us, how did you do it?
Tai: I sprayed it with inseticide...
All except Tai: OH NO, NOW ALL OF US ARE CURSED!!!
Joe: Use me to protect you against the Aerosol spray!!!
All Tai did was stood there and sigh...
*
Tai: Ok, so, everything's all fine...Ok, for starters, we have given our live Audience some
Christmas Sweets and Candy and...*Tai holds his head* My Anime/Video Game Character sense's
tingling...a character is in danger...SORA! I'll be right back...
Tai run to the backstage, and ran to the Props where Sora was walking near the edge of a
fake cliff, then Tai jumps in...
Tai: Look out!!!
He pushes Sora down as an Airdramon flew by, almost knocking Sora off...
Sora: Thanks Tai...
Then Tai runs back into the studio...
Tai: Crisis over...
*
Matt was outside a restraunt, reading a newspaper when some delievery boy walk pass him and
and saw Matt...as he walk pass, then he returned...
Guy: Do I know you?
Matt: No? But you may have seen me on TV...
Guy: Oh.
The guy walks away...and then reappears...
Guy: Are you an actor?
Matt: Yes?
Guy: On which show?
Matt: Digimon, the blonde Musician...
Guy: Are you sure?
Matt: No, I'm a nobody...
Guy: But you sure look like the Blonde musician in Digimon...
Matt: Yes, I do...
Guy: but you don't look like him from here, but here you do...
Matt*Gets up and holds the guy's collar*: I HAVE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO BE KIND TO YOU, NOT
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Guy: Behind you...
Matt sees some Digimon and a few anime characters holding up cameras...
Matt: Oh, *puts the guy down* you want to take some pictures, go ahead...
Then the characters took photos of Matt with the guy...
Guy: Hey, I'm with Britany Spears...
Matt is now mad as he shakes the guy with with the collar of the shirt...
Matt: I AM NOT BRITANY SPEARS!!!!!!
Then there was a picture of Matt shaking the delievery guy...
**
Gatomon and Patamon were kissing in bed...then they stoped...
Patamon: Do you want to do it?
Gatomon: But, what about the condom?
Patamon: Don't worry, I took one from TK...
Then as Patamon took out a condom from a packet... when suddenly, a Geeky Gomamon appears from
under the covers...
Geeky Gomamon: If you wanted condom, why didn't you come to me in the first place? *takes the
condom*
Patamon: It's ok, uncle...*Pull the condom*
Geeky Gomamon: Quiet!! *The Condom snaps* Bye bye...
Then, Geeky Gomamon slips away from the 2 Digimons in bed...
Gatomon: How in the world did he get here?
**
Davis and Yolei were standing outside a garage...
Davis/Yolei: *Singing* If only if we have got a new car...
Then TK and Kari drove by, splashing water on Davis and Yolei...
**
Tai: It's time to come for our Video Request. Yeah, and our letterbox crew almost had a
Mailbox meltdown when some crew of idiots wanted us to regretfully show these Music Videos.
And start sending them in to pikaflash_007(at)pokemonpost(dot)com where we'll do our video
requests for the many Anime Characters, starting with Matt as Britany Spears in "Oops!...I
did it again"...
*Tai Live's Music Video*
Matt was with a group of people dressed in a red PVC costume and make up with hair to look
like Britany Spears...with the background of Brit's Music Video, "Oops!...I did it again"...
then the music starts...
Matt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. *Camera Scans Matt's body*
(Britany Spears's Voice)I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than friends
Oh baby *Izzy was staring at the screen*
It might seem like a crush *Matt was standing at the mirror*
But it doesn't mean that *Izzy saw Matt's face on the screen*
I'm serious *Mimi was standing in an Astronaut outfit, with arms on her hips*
Cause to lose all my senses *Joe took out his glasses to check if he's not seeing things*
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
*Mimi was dancing with the music*
Chrous: Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby *Mimi was doing somersaults*
Oops!...you think I'm in love *Izzy was trying to check what's the problem with the computer*
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent!!! *Matt finishes the song with a close up on the face*
*Music Video Ends*
Tai: That's our Video request!!! Don't you think that Matt really needs help?
Matt(wearing a fake beard): Yep, he really needs help...just take a look at the Music
Video...
Tai: But when does a guy ever wear a PVC outfit and are those breast implants?
Matt: Well, they sure look like it...
*Picture of Matt with the phone number 1800 OOPS to call for help*
Tai: Well, other than that, Brit really looks hot...
*Sora's voice: Tai!!*
Matt: Well, I can guess what Matt would say, "PVC? BRING IT ON!!!!"
Tai: Yeah...and the way Matt did the "Losing his senses" part look realistic...
Matt: That's right...also he could use the number for help...
Tai: Yep...
Matt: I mean, this is Tai Live, this is now your show, can't you do anything?
Matt: And, also, (rips off the disguise and tries to strangle Tai) Don't EVER LET ME PLAY AS
BRITANY SPEARS EVER AGAIN!!!
**
Tai was at his desk...
Tai: Ok, now this is the part of the show where I interview people on what they think of Tai
Live?
*Taiing with Tai!!!*
Tai: So, what do you think of Tai Live?
Sora: I say that Tai's a hottie...
Tai*stares at the camera*: Thank you...
*
Tai: So, what do you think of Tai Live?
Goku: Not much...
*
Tai: Have you ever heard of Tai Live?
Jun: Yeah, it's quite a good show...I heard...
*
Tai: What does Tai Live mean to you?
Kari: Well, it sure means a lot to me and my brother...
*
Tai: Tai Live, does it mean anything?
Matt: Yeah, a good publicity for my band...
*
Tai: So, what does Tai Live mean to you?
Ash: Well, it means a how new life to the series...
Tai: You go, guy....Hi 5!!!
Tai and Ash give each other a Hi 5...
**
Matt was sitting on a chair wearing a wig and has make up on...
Matt: Hi, I'm Matt Ishida...for Tai Live...
**
Tai was sitting at his desk...
Tai: So, it is time to come to an end for our first episode...
Sora walks towards and stood behind Tai...
Sora: Yeah, and it's true, peoples, it's true...
Matt: Somethimes all good things must come to an end...even for a first episode...
Mimi: That's because it's time to say...
All: GOODBYE!!!!
Tai: And remember, Email me at taichi_yagami_zero(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)au
Cast:
Tai
Matt< br> Sora
Mimi
Joe
Izzy
Kari
TK
Davis
Yolei
Patamon
Gatomon
Gomamon
Guests:
Goku
Ash
Producer: Taichi Yagami(Kamiya)
Cameraman: Koushiro Izumi
Runners: Hikari Yagami
Takeru Takashi
Musicians: Yamato Ishida
*Final Scene*
Host of a gameshow: Ok, if you answer these questions correctly, you'll win...
Izzy was sitting on a chair...
Host: Who is the first American President...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: What's the exact color of the sky?
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Who...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: What...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: How...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Who...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: When...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Cal...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Computers...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host:And...
Izzy: Digimon.
Host: Ok, and your score is precisely zero...
Izzy: Prodigieous! Made in the Digital world!!!! *Starts to thank the audience*
**
Brought to you by The Studio and Tai Enterprises...
Email Tai for a Music Video request and comments at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au