Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 3 ( Chapter 3 )
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By: PikaFlash 
Ash and Tai does a car scene revival, while Gatomon and Patamon enjoy Happy Hour and we end up having a few boring music videos...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 300 | Status: Completed
Ash and Tai does a car scene revival, while Gatomon and Patamon enjoy Happy Hour and we end up having a few boring music videos...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 300 | Status: Completed
Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX 3
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme: *Car scene Revival*
Tai and Ash were in a car with their backs to the camera with Ash at the wheel...
Tai: You idiot. You going the wrong way. Now we're at the beginning of the fanfic.
Ash: Sorry.
Tai: Give me the wheel.(Takes the wheel and faces the camera)
Ash's side starts bumping and vibrating...
Ash: Can't...you...try...to...drive...near...the...center?
Tai: Stop that, otherwise people will think we're married.
Tai hummed...
Ash: Can I turn on the radio, your humming is irritating me.
Tai: Sure.
Ash turns the radio on...
Tai*imitating radio*: Oops! I did it again. *Changes Station* I'm Blue Da Ba Dee. *Changes
Station* Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely *Changes Station* Bye bye bye *Changes Station*
Two In a Million *Changes Station* I want to live...like animals *Changes Station* Show Me
The Meaning Of Being Lonely. *Changes Station* I believe the... *Changes Station* Show Me
The Meaning Of Being...*Then the radio was spoilt*
Tai: Great, now you destroyed it.
Ash: Maybe I'll open the sun roof.(Opens it, then Tai's hair was now even more spikey)
Tai: I'm Matt!!!!
Ash(Ties his hair like Misty's): I'm Misty.
Tai(puts on a hat): Sora
Ash(puts a cap on his head): Me!
Tai(puts on a pair of goggles on his head): Me too!
Ash(puts on a blonde wig): A Super Saiyan!!!!
Tai(Ruffles his hair): I'm Davis!!!
Ash: Wait, one more.(Covers face)Squall Leonhart!!!
Tai: Whatever...
Then Squall comes on the stage...
Squall: Excuse me, but that's my material.
(He walks off)
Tai: I knew I should have done that Ad for Square and Playstation...
Ash: Tai, turn left.
Tai turned left and Ash took the wheel...
Tai: Are you driving with a license?
Ash: No.
Tai: Give that to me.(Takes the wheel)
The car goes right, runs over something then stops, causing Ash and Tai to shake a few
times...
Tai: Are you done?
Ash: Just one more. *shakes then stops* What did we run over?
Tai: I don't know, let's reverse.(The car goes backwards and ran over the same thing
then stops with Tai and Ash shaking for a while and then stop.)
Ash: What did we run over?
Tai: Uh oh, Traffic Cop.
Ash: What do we do?
Tai: Let's F*** Off.(Ash and Tai grabs pieces of the car and ran off.)
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
*************
Gatomon and Patamon were sitting at the desk in the audience, with the card there saying
"Happy Hour"..
Gatomon: What are we doing now, Patamon?
Patamon: Well, we are now in the Happy hour...Gatomon, will you do the honors?
Gatomon *yelling to the bartender*: BARTENDER!!! 2 Mugs of BEER!!!!
Then 2 glasses of beer came from the left to the right passing by Gatomon and Patamon...as
they both make burping noises...
Patamon: You didn't get them...
Gatomon: Then why don't you call the beer?
Patamon: Ok. BARTENDER!!! 2 MUGS OF BEER!!!!
Then 2 mugs slip pass Patamon and Gatomon from the right to the left then, both Digimons make
burping noises...
Patamon: You missed them again...
Gatomon: But you called the beers...BARTENDER!!! 2 Mugs of BEER!!!!
Then 2 mugs slip pass Gatomon and Patamon from the left to right...
Gatomon: Well?
Patamon: Let's try this...BARTENDER!!! 2 MUGS OF BEER AND 2 VOLKAS ON THE ROCKS!!!!
Then the beers came first from the camera's direction, landing on Gatomon and Patamon's
laps, then in come the Vodka...
Patamon: The end...
Gatomon: ...and it's a cruel world.
*************
Boring Music Video: The Girl Across the Street...
Tai, Matt, TK and Davis were walking across the street to see Sora, Mimi, Kari and Yolei...
Then Tai was holding a guitar...
Tai*starting*: The girl across the street is looking this way,
looking this way, looking this way
I'm over here as a cute guy
To get a date with just us guys...HEY!
Ash/Tai*singing*: The girl across the street is looking this way, *TK went for Kari*
looking this way, looking this way *Matt offered Mimi a drink*
This idea was very good *Cody choosed Yolei*
Because we're very Kawaii!!! *Tai was left with Sora*
It's so hard to date us guys,
come over here, who understands, *Tai sees the other guys getting to know their girls*
Please understand, it's just a date *Tai was doing nothing sitting next to Sora*
Knowing me, It's all I can do...*Ash was in the background playing Tai's guitar
Tai*pausing*: Please girls, give us a chance?
Sora: No way!
Ash/Tai: We look left, look right, look up, look down...*Tai was looking around for an idea*
It's not easy to get a date with a beautiful girl
We're just Smart, but something preventing it *Then Tai grabbed a flower ant tried to sound
Romantic*
Girls are cute and sometimes weird...
Each of the guys played the Harmonica while Ash was in the background playing Tai's guitar...
as the guys think about their girls...
Ash/Tai: To all guys listening to this song, *Ash was with the 3 guys, while Matt's using the
Harmonica*
Clap to the left*Clap clap*, clap to the right!*clap clap*
Why is it that we don't have love? *Ash was sitting alone*
We are smart, but something's stopping it...
Ash/Tai and the other guys: The girl across the street is looking this way,
looking this way, looking this way
This idea daring attempt
To get a date with just us guys just for love*Tai and Sora were dancing while Matt was
playing the guitar and Tai fell to the ground*
Guys: Love, is love!!!
All(incluing Ash and the girls): We look left, look right, look up, look down...*all
looked left, right, up and down*
It's not easy to get a date with a beautiful girl *Ash was singing with the 4 guys playing the
guitar*
We're just Smart, but something preventing it *Ash was singing with the 4 girls playing the
guitar*
Girls are cute and sometimes weird...
We look left, look right, look up, look down... *Matt and Mimi danced around*
It's not easy to get a date with a beautiful girl *TK made a fake monster movement*
We're just Smart, but something preventing it *Tai was on his knees with his guitar*
Girls are cute and sometimes weird...*The guys appeared behind the girls while they were
in a conversation ran off leaving just the guys behind*
Then Tai was playing the harmonica while in the foreground with the others in the
background...then Sora walked up to Tai as the song finishes...
Sora: That's disgusting...
Then Tai wipes his face...
*End Music Video*
*****************
Taiing with Tai Special Interview: Matt Yamato Ishida
*Movie: The Mattrix*
Ishida and Valentine were in a warehouse, then a piece of paper flew by...
Then Matt and Vincent ran to a wall and tries to shoot each other with pistols clips and
Shotgun shells falling everywhere...
Then both landed far from each other...
Vincent: You're empty...
Matt: So are you...
Vincent: No, I got one shell left...
Matt: Well, I have 2... *Throws both pistols to Vincent aka. Perfect Dark Pistol Whip and
then the pistols stabbed Vincent in the stomach and knocked away his shotgun while dodging
Matrix style...
*Interview with Matt*
Tai: So Matt...how do you successfully make your movies?
Matt: Well, I try to do creative scenes...by giving them the "look"...
Tai: And how does the look impress people?
Matt: Like this *Matt poses heads up*...
Tai: Oh, I see...
*Movie: Mattanic*
Matt was holding Mimi up on the front of the Mattanic...
Mimi: I feel like I'm flying...
"SCRREEEEEECH!!!!!" was heard at the side of the Mattanic...
Mimi: What was that?
Matt: A big scratch by a big piece of ice...
At the damage point...it was leaking...
Matt: Anyone has anything that can plug this hole?
Mimi: Here...*Hands Matt his Guitar*
Matt: Something smaller, please?
Mimi hands Matt his Harmonica and plugs the hole...
Matt: That will hold on until the end of the fic...
*************
Comercial break: Joe was wearing a lab coat...
Joe: Joe Laborotaries has created a special medication where it can cure the effects
of stupidity...
Audience member female: I take two!!!!
Female Member2: Three!!!
Sora/Misty: !@#$ you, B!+C#3$!!! We're taking all the stock!!!!
Joe: THANK YOU, Come again...
*************
Tai's face was on the camera...
Tai: Here I am now, interviewing the rudest Digimon...
Agumon's face was on the camera...
Agumon: Anyway *Chomp*, I was on my way *chomp* to be a coperate executive and *Agumon picks
his nose* and I had this idea that sent me almost to the top...and that's how it is. Wait...
*Agumon stands up and flushes the toliet behind the food table that Tai is interviewing
Agumon with*
************
Patamon and Gatomon were sitting in the audience, with Gatomon dress as Kari's 02 outfit and a
light brown wig and Patamon dressed as TK's 01 outfit and a blonde wig with the 01 hat...
Pata: What do you suppose we do now, Hikari?
Gato: Well, Takeru, I suppose we could play some music...
Pata: DON'T MAKE ME DROWN YOU INTO ONE OF THE JUNSENKO SPRINGS...
Gato: Ok, Takeru...but that's what Matt did to Jun last week...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: That was Easter, when Matt fell in and became Jun...
Gato: Oh. So, what do we think of next after changing into Kari and TK?
Patamon: I hope is not something worst...
In a puff of Smoke, the 2 Digimons disappeared and became Digi-eggs...
Gatomon's voice: YOU STUPID PATAMON!!!
************
Tai Live Studio...
Tai: Well, now is the big interview with Ash Ketchum!
Ash walks to the stage...
Tai: So, Ash, how's retirement?
Ash: Well, I never really did retire from this work...just that the director ran out of
ideas...
Tai: I know...let's look on the Flashbacks of PikaFlash's world MAX Special: Ash and the
Pikachu!!!
*
*Ash at FOX*
Ash was sitting next to the Head of FOX and accross the table is Sora, Tai and Matt...
Ash: We could have "Extreme Survivor" where it's Survivor, only with people with horrific
injuries, like after being thrown off a cliff, eaten by a Shark or stabbed at the foot by
Midgets.
Head of Fox: What about the money?
Ash: We could have the Munchikins from the Wizard of OZ, The Dwalves from Show White, the
people from Giligan's Island and the Three Stooges, so that we can save the money we spend on.
Later...
Ash: In "Crest Searching" we could have Crew from Digimon to search for the Crests in an
office, and they'll have to search around rooms to look for it. And the best part is...
there're no CRESTS!!!
Later...
Ash: In "Changing Genders", We could have 2 people to go through a painful, irreversible
surgery where will change the Gender of 2 people...
Head of Fox: What about the money?
Ash: That's the beauty. Our 2 people have already got new bodies!!!!
Later...
Later, inside the Men's toilet at Fox Studios...
Ash: (outside a cubicle)You know, we could have Bus Terminal. It's like Airport, but at a
Bus TERMINAL. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! (Ash went into the next toilet and saw TK and Kari in the other
toilet cubicle) Hi, TK and Kari. You've seen the Head of FOX?
*
Tai: Did TK really...did that to my sister?
Ash: How do I know, they were making out in there...*pointing to the television screen*
...like that scene...
*
*When Pokemon in Pokemon Suits attack*
The three Pokemon walk pass Goku and Pikachu gave Goku a DDT...
*Ash's voice: Mr. Pikachu is sparked with fury.*
Marril pushed Ranma to a wall...
*Ash: Mr. Marril is cool with hate.*
Psyduck destroyed an EVA robot...
*Ash: And Mr. Psyduck is Mr. Psyduck...and the Pokemon are kicking back in "WHEN POKEMON IN
POKEMON SUITS ATTACK!!!*
Pikachu kicked Duo Maxwell in the groin...
The 3 Pokemon bashed up a Gundam robot while TK and Kari were making out on the grass...
Then as the 3 Pokemon saw Todd the cameraman, they ran to him and bashed him up...
*
Tai: So, any plans...
Ash: Singing...
Tai: Of course...
*We see a picture of Ash on stage with other Pokemon characters singing Lucky*
Ash: Anyway, how's life?
Tai: Very, good. Although Matt, once in a while, punches me for making him be Britany
Spears...
Ash: Ok. Like that scene...
*We see the picture of Matt shacking his butt in the "Oops!...I did it again" Music Video*
Ash: ...and its as if like Matt is doing a Ricky Martin Music Video.
Tai: Yeah. "Shake ya bon bons!!! Shake ya bon bons!!!" Anyway, Ash, how would you suppose on
your quick comeback?
Ash: Pretty intresting...considering that we have the Digimon crew to take over where we
last stopped...
Tai: I see...anyway...I have decided to show up my Email address again, see...
[Tai's Email: taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au]
Tai: ...my Email is at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com and that's all...
Ash: Tai. You're missing something...
Tai: Oops, I forgot the .au in the email, so it's taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au and
that's where you'll send ideas, music videos or comments...and thanks Ash for coming on this
episode of Tai Live...
*"Oops!...I did it again" was being played in the Background...*
************
Tai: It's been a great episode tonight and we've decided to do this music video that's not
related to any real music...and this song is called, "Mimi in Japan"...
*
Mimi was holding a small electric guitar...as she starts her "song"...
Mimi: ARE YOU READY?!!!!
Mimi was playing the guitar...
Mimi*singing*: I leave Japan to get a life...
But some people hate my guts...*The camera shakes seeing Mimi*
The one I really like Yamato...*Mimi singing with Matt*
But the one I hate is Motomiya...*Mimi punches Jun*
Other Digidestined: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!!*Mimi, Sora and Kari were dancing in a room*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!! *The Digidestined were sitting on the stairs*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!! *The Digidestined were dancing in an alleyway*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
Mimi: I leave Japan to get a life...
But some people hate my guts...*Mimi with a coconut on her head*
The one to blame is my mama...*Mimi and Matt were dancing with Mimi holding an electric
guitar*
Cause I lost my culture...*Mimi and the other Digidestined were on the stairs*
Other Digidestined: LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!!*Mimi, Kari and Sora were walking down a street*
LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!! *Mimi, Kari and Sora were dancing in a cafe*
LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!! *The Digi-destined were sitting on the stairs*
LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!!
Mimi: I go overseas...*A Chibi Mimi was on a toy plane*
Get me pink...*Mimi was having her hair dyed*
But that's no excuse...
For calling me a Freak...
Other Digidestined: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
*Cast:
Tai
Ash
TK
Kari
Matt
Mimi Patamon
Gatomon*
Mimi: I eat Ramen *Mimi eating ramen*...get a date *Mimi sitting next to Michael*...go
skydiving *Mimi skydiving*...eat some fruits...EVERYBODY!!!!
*A few scenes were taken from the fic, PikaFlash's World MAX Special: Ash and the Pikachu*
The other Digidestined walked off...leaving only Mimi and Matt...
Matt: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!! Huh? Errr...guys?
Mimi: I leave Japan to get a life...
But some people hate my guts...
The one I really like Yamato...*Mimi and Matt were dancing to the music*
But the one I hate is Motomiya...*Mimi punches Jun*
*Producer: Taichi Yagami
Crew:
Izzy
Joe
Sora*
Matt: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!!*Matt was sitting on the stairs*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!*Matt walks up the stairs finishing the song*
*End Music video*
*
*2 Final Scenes, 1: Final scene on the film, "Mattanic"*
Mimi and Matt were leaving the Mattanic at the wharf to be repaired when Jun snucked
onboard...
Jun: There's something that Yama-san has lefe behind...*then she spots the Harmonica* YAMA's
HARMONICA!!!!!!
Then as Jun pulls the Stainless-Steel Harmonica out of the hole, the ship starts to sink...with
Jun inside playing the Harmonica...and a few repaircrew went down with the ship...
*2: Izzy*
It was at FOX Studios and below was Izzy holding a ladder and a letter D with him...
Izzy *points to the sign*: FOX...Digimon!!!! *Then Izzy climbs up to put in the D in the FOX
at FOX studios*
*
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme: *Car scene Revival*
Tai and Ash were in a car with their backs to the camera with Ash at the wheel...
Tai: You idiot. You going the wrong way. Now we're at the beginning of the fanfic.
Ash: Sorry.
Tai: Give me the wheel.(Takes the wheel and faces the camera)
Ash's side starts bumping and vibrating...
Ash: Can't...you...try...to...drive...near...the...center?
Tai: Stop that, otherwise people will think we're married.
Tai hummed...
Ash: Can I turn on the radio, your humming is irritating me.
Tai: Sure.
Ash turns the radio on...
Tai*imitating radio*: Oops! I did it again. *Changes Station* I'm Blue Da Ba Dee. *Changes
Station* Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely *Changes Station* Bye bye bye *Changes Station*
Two In a Million *Changes Station* I want to live...like animals *Changes Station* Show Me
The Meaning Of Being Lonely. *Changes Station* I believe the... *Changes Station* Show Me
The Meaning Of Being...*Then the radio was spoilt*
Tai: Great, now you destroyed it.
Ash: Maybe I'll open the sun roof.(Opens it, then Tai's hair was now even more spikey)
Tai: I'm Matt!!!!
Ash(Ties his hair like Misty's): I'm Misty.
Tai(puts on a hat): Sora
Ash(puts a cap on his head): Me!
Tai(puts on a pair of goggles on his head): Me too!
Ash(puts on a blonde wig): A Super Saiyan!!!!
Tai(Ruffles his hair): I'm Davis!!!
Ash: Wait, one more.(Covers face)Squall Leonhart!!!
Tai: Whatever...
Then Squall comes on the stage...
Squall: Excuse me, but that's my material.
(He walks off)
Tai: I knew I should have done that Ad for Square and Playstation...
Ash: Tai, turn left.
Tai turned left and Ash took the wheel...
Tai: Are you driving with a license?
Ash: No.
Tai: Give that to me.(Takes the wheel)
The car goes right, runs over something then stops, causing Ash and Tai to shake a few
times...
Tai: Are you done?
Ash: Just one more. *shakes then stops* What did we run over?
Tai: I don't know, let's reverse.(The car goes backwards and ran over the same thing
then stops with Tai and Ash shaking for a while and then stop.)
Ash: What did we run over?
Tai: Uh oh, Traffic Cop.
Ash: What do we do?
Tai: Let's F*** Off.(Ash and Tai grabs pieces of the car and ran off.)
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
*************
Gatomon and Patamon were sitting at the desk in the audience, with the card there saying
"Happy Hour"..
Gatomon: What are we doing now, Patamon?
Patamon: Well, we are now in the Happy hour...Gatomon, will you do the honors?
Gatomon *yelling to the bartender*: BARTENDER!!! 2 Mugs of BEER!!!!
Then 2 glasses of beer came from the left to the right passing by Gatomon and Patamon...as
they both make burping noises...
Patamon: You didn't get them...
Gatomon: Then why don't you call the beer?
Patamon: Ok. BARTENDER!!! 2 MUGS OF BEER!!!!
Then 2 mugs slip pass Patamon and Gatomon from the right to the left then, both Digimons make
burping noises...
Patamon: You missed them again...
Gatomon: But you called the beers...BARTENDER!!! 2 Mugs of BEER!!!!
Then 2 mugs slip pass Gatomon and Patamon from the left to right...
Gatomon: Well?
Patamon: Let's try this...BARTENDER!!! 2 MUGS OF BEER AND 2 VOLKAS ON THE ROCKS!!!!
Then the beers came first from the camera's direction, landing on Gatomon and Patamon's
laps, then in come the Vodka...
Patamon: The end...
Gatomon: ...and it's a cruel world.
*************
Boring Music Video: The Girl Across the Street...
Tai, Matt, TK and Davis were walking across the street to see Sora, Mimi, Kari and Yolei...
Then Tai was holding a guitar...
Tai*starting*: The girl across the street is looking this way,
looking this way, looking this way
I'm over here as a cute guy
To get a date with just us guys...HEY!
Ash/Tai*singing*: The girl across the street is looking this way, *TK went for Kari*
looking this way, looking this way *Matt offered Mimi a drink*
This idea was very good *Cody choosed Yolei*
Because we're very Kawaii!!! *Tai was left with Sora*
It's so hard to date us guys,
come over here, who understands, *Tai sees the other guys getting to know their girls*
Please understand, it's just a date *Tai was doing nothing sitting next to Sora*
Knowing me, It's all I can do...*Ash was in the background playing Tai's guitar
Tai*pausing*: Please girls, give us a chance?
Sora: No way!
Ash/Tai: We look left, look right, look up, look down...*Tai was looking around for an idea*
It's not easy to get a date with a beautiful girl
We're just Smart, but something preventing it *Then Tai grabbed a flower ant tried to sound
Romantic*
Girls are cute and sometimes weird...
Each of the guys played the Harmonica while Ash was in the background playing Tai's guitar...
as the guys think about their girls...
Ash/Tai: To all guys listening to this song, *Ash was with the 3 guys, while Matt's using the
Harmonica*
Clap to the left*Clap clap*, clap to the right!*clap clap*
Why is it that we don't have love? *Ash was sitting alone*
We are smart, but something's stopping it...
Ash/Tai and the other guys: The girl across the street is looking this way,
looking this way, looking this way
This idea daring attempt
To get a date with just us guys just for love*Tai and Sora were dancing while Matt was
playing the guitar and Tai fell to the ground*
Guys: Love, is love!!!
All(incluing Ash and the girls): We look left, look right, look up, look down...*all
looked left, right, up and down*
It's not easy to get a date with a beautiful girl *Ash was singing with the 4 guys playing the
guitar*
We're just Smart, but something preventing it *Ash was singing with the 4 girls playing the
guitar*
Girls are cute and sometimes weird...
We look left, look right, look up, look down... *Matt and Mimi danced around*
It's not easy to get a date with a beautiful girl *TK made a fake monster movement*
We're just Smart, but something preventing it *Tai was on his knees with his guitar*
Girls are cute and sometimes weird...*The guys appeared behind the girls while they were
in a conversation ran off leaving just the guys behind*
Then Tai was playing the harmonica while in the foreground with the others in the
background...then Sora walked up to Tai as the song finishes...
Sora: That's disgusting...
Then Tai wipes his face...
*End Music Video*
*****************
Taiing with Tai Special Interview: Matt Yamato Ishida
*Movie: The Mattrix*
Ishida and Valentine were in a warehouse, then a piece of paper flew by...
Then Matt and Vincent ran to a wall and tries to shoot each other with pistols clips and
Shotgun shells falling everywhere...
Then both landed far from each other...
Vincent: You're empty...
Matt: So are you...
Vincent: No, I got one shell left...
Matt: Well, I have 2... *Throws both pistols to Vincent aka. Perfect Dark Pistol Whip and
then the pistols stabbed Vincent in the stomach and knocked away his shotgun while dodging
Matrix style...
*Interview with Matt*
Tai: So Matt...how do you successfully make your movies?
Matt: Well, I try to do creative scenes...by giving them the "look"...
Tai: And how does the look impress people?
Matt: Like this *Matt poses heads up*...
Tai: Oh, I see...
*Movie: Mattanic*
Matt was holding Mimi up on the front of the Mattanic...
Mimi: I feel like I'm flying...
"SCRREEEEEECH!!!!!" was heard at the side of the Mattanic...
Mimi: What was that?
Matt: A big scratch by a big piece of ice...
At the damage point...it was leaking...
Matt: Anyone has anything that can plug this hole?
Mimi: Here...*Hands Matt his Guitar*
Matt: Something smaller, please?
Mimi hands Matt his Harmonica and plugs the hole...
Matt: That will hold on until the end of the fic...
*************
Comercial break: Joe was wearing a lab coat...
Joe: Joe Laborotaries has created a special medication where it can cure the effects
of stupidity...
Audience member female: I take two!!!!
Female Member2: Three!!!
Sora/Misty: !@#$ you, B!+C#3$!!! We're taking all the stock!!!!
Joe: THANK YOU, Come again...
*************
Tai's face was on the camera...
Tai: Here I am now, interviewing the rudest Digimon...
Agumon's face was on the camera...
Agumon: Anyway *Chomp*, I was on my way *chomp* to be a coperate executive and *Agumon picks
his nose* and I had this idea that sent me almost to the top...and that's how it is. Wait...
*Agumon stands up and flushes the toliet behind the food table that Tai is interviewing
Agumon with*
************
Patamon and Gatomon were sitting in the audience, with Gatomon dress as Kari's 02 outfit and a
light brown wig and Patamon dressed as TK's 01 outfit and a blonde wig with the 01 hat...
Pata: What do you suppose we do now, Hikari?
Gato: Well, Takeru, I suppose we could play some music...
Pata: DON'T MAKE ME DROWN YOU INTO ONE OF THE JUNSENKO SPRINGS...
Gato: Ok, Takeru...but that's what Matt did to Jun last week...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: And the week before that...
Gato: And the week before that...
Pata: That was Easter, when Matt fell in and became Jun...
Gato: Oh. So, what do we think of next after changing into Kari and TK?
Patamon: I hope is not something worst...
In a puff of Smoke, the 2 Digimons disappeared and became Digi-eggs...
Gatomon's voice: YOU STUPID PATAMON!!!
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Tai Live Studio...
Tai: Well, now is the big interview with Ash Ketchum!
Ash walks to the stage...
Tai: So, Ash, how's retirement?
Ash: Well, I never really did retire from this work...just that the director ran out of
ideas...
Tai: I know...let's look on the Flashbacks of PikaFlash's world MAX Special: Ash and the
Pikachu!!!
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*Ash at FOX*
Ash was sitting next to the Head of FOX and accross the table is Sora, Tai and Matt...
Ash: We could have "Extreme Survivor" where it's Survivor, only with people with horrific
injuries, like after being thrown off a cliff, eaten by a Shark or stabbed at the foot by
Midgets.
Head of Fox: What about the money?
Ash: We could have the Munchikins from the Wizard of OZ, The Dwalves from Show White, the
people from Giligan's Island and the Three Stooges, so that we can save the money we spend on.
Later...
Ash: In "Crest Searching" we could have Crew from Digimon to search for the Crests in an
office, and they'll have to search around rooms to look for it. And the best part is...
there're no CRESTS!!!
Later...
Ash: In "Changing Genders", We could have 2 people to go through a painful, irreversible
surgery where will change the Gender of 2 people...
Head of Fox: What about the money?
Ash: That's the beauty. Our 2 people have already got new bodies!!!!
Later...
Later, inside the Men's toilet at Fox Studios...
Ash: (outside a cubicle)You know, we could have Bus Terminal. It's like Airport, but at a
Bus TERMINAL. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! (Ash went into the next toilet and saw TK and Kari in the other
toilet cubicle) Hi, TK and Kari. You've seen the Head of FOX?
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Tai: Did TK really...did that to my sister?
Ash: How do I know, they were making out in there...*pointing to the television screen*
...like that scene...
*
*When Pokemon in Pokemon Suits attack*
The three Pokemon walk pass Goku and Pikachu gave Goku a DDT...
*Ash's voice: Mr. Pikachu is sparked with fury.*
Marril pushed Ranma to a wall...
*Ash: Mr. Marril is cool with hate.*
Psyduck destroyed an EVA robot...
*Ash: And Mr. Psyduck is Mr. Psyduck...and the Pokemon are kicking back in "WHEN POKEMON IN
POKEMON SUITS ATTACK!!!*
Pikachu kicked Duo Maxwell in the groin...
The 3 Pokemon bashed up a Gundam robot while TK and Kari were making out on the grass...
Then as the 3 Pokemon saw Todd the cameraman, they ran to him and bashed him up...
*
Tai: So, any plans...
Ash: Singing...
Tai: Of course...
*We see a picture of Ash on stage with other Pokemon characters singing Lucky*
Ash: Anyway, how's life?
Tai: Very, good. Although Matt, once in a while, punches me for making him be Britany
Spears...
Ash: Ok. Like that scene...
*We see the picture of Matt shacking his butt in the "Oops!...I did it again" Music Video*
Ash: ...and its as if like Matt is doing a Ricky Martin Music Video.
Tai: Yeah. "Shake ya bon bons!!! Shake ya bon bons!!!" Anyway, Ash, how would you suppose on
your quick comeback?
Ash: Pretty intresting...considering that we have the Digimon crew to take over where we
last stopped...
Tai: I see...anyway...I have decided to show up my Email address again, see...
[Tai's Email: taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au]
Tai: ...my Email is at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com and that's all...
Ash: Tai. You're missing something...
Tai: Oops, I forgot the .au in the email, so it's taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au and
that's where you'll send ideas, music videos or comments...and thanks Ash for coming on this
episode of Tai Live...
*"Oops!...I did it again" was being played in the Background...*
************
Tai: It's been a great episode tonight and we've decided to do this music video that's not
related to any real music...and this song is called, "Mimi in Japan"...
*
Mimi was holding a small electric guitar...as she starts her "song"...
Mimi: ARE YOU READY?!!!!
Mimi was playing the guitar...
Mimi*singing*: I leave Japan to get a life...
But some people hate my guts...*The camera shakes seeing Mimi*
The one I really like Yamato...*Mimi singing with Matt*
But the one I hate is Motomiya...*Mimi punches Jun*
Other Digidestined: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!!*Mimi, Sora and Kari were dancing in a room*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!! *The Digidestined were sitting on the stairs*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!! *The Digidestined were dancing in an alleyway*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
Mimi: I leave Japan to get a life...
But some people hate my guts...*Mimi with a coconut on her head*
The one to blame is my mama...*Mimi and Matt were dancing with Mimi holding an electric
guitar*
Cause I lost my culture...*Mimi and the other Digidestined were on the stairs*
Other Digidestined: LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!!*Mimi, Kari and Sora were walking down a street*
LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!! *Mimi, Kari and Sora were dancing in a cafe*
LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!! *The Digi-destined were sitting on the stairs*
LEFT RIGHT, UP AND DOWN!!!
Mimi: I go overseas...*A Chibi Mimi was on a toy plane*
Get me pink...*Mimi was having her hair dyed*
But that's no excuse...
For calling me a Freak...
Other Digidestined: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
*Cast:
Tai
Ash
TK
Kari
Matt
Mimi Patamon
Gatomon*
Mimi: I eat Ramen *Mimi eating ramen*...get a date *Mimi sitting next to Michael*...go
skydiving *Mimi skydiving*...eat some fruits...EVERYBODY!!!!
*A few scenes were taken from the fic, PikaFlash's World MAX Special: Ash and the Pikachu*
The other Digidestined walked off...leaving only Mimi and Matt...
Matt: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!! Huh? Errr...guys?
Mimi: I leave Japan to get a life...
But some people hate my guts...
The one I really like Yamato...*Mimi and Matt were dancing to the music*
But the one I hate is Motomiya...*Mimi punches Jun*
*Producer: Taichi Yagami
Crew:
Izzy
Joe
Sora*
Matt: NORTH SOUTH EAST AND WEST!!!*Matt was sitting on the stairs*
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!
NORTH SOUTH, EAST AND WEST!!!*Matt walks up the stairs finishing the song*
*End Music video*
*
*2 Final Scenes, 1: Final scene on the film, "Mattanic"*
Mimi and Matt were leaving the Mattanic at the wharf to be repaired when Jun snucked
onboard...
Jun: There's something that Yama-san has lefe behind...*then she spots the Harmonica* YAMA's
HARMONICA!!!!!!
Then as Jun pulls the Stainless-Steel Harmonica out of the hole, the ship starts to sink...with
Jun inside playing the Harmonica...and a few repaircrew went down with the ship...
*2: Izzy*
It was at FOX Studios and below was Izzy holding a ladder and a letter D with him...
Izzy *points to the sign*: FOX...Digimon!!!! *Then Izzy climbs up to put in the D in the FOX
at FOX studios*
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