Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Beggining Of Taito Royalty ❯ "The Beggining Of Taito Royalty" ( Prologue )

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The Begging Of Taito Royalty

*Taichi absently munching on cookies*
Taichi: When the hell is the Princess coming?
Yama: for the last time, I don't know! And Hey! Save some for me!
*The princess makes a role entrance*
Taichi: Hey your not a princess your Kawaii Bishoujo
Taito Princess: I am also a member off this writing team, don't make me erase you!
Taito Prince: *waves rubber* just watch yourself! I always thought you could lose a few pounds Tai!
Taito Princess: Now lets see there was something we were suppose to be saying.....uh...Geez....Ben a little help!
Taito Prince: Umm, don't ask me!
Yama: *looking at Tai* and these are our writers? Maybe we should go find someone else, I here the guys who write Jerry Springer are cheap
Taito Prince: hey!
Taito Princess: That's it!!!!! *She scribbles on a piece of paper and Yamato grows a third eye*
Taito Prince: Hey cool! Let me have a go...*doodles on paper..Taichi instantly turns into a hunk and starts hugging him* I like this!
Taito Prince: *innocently* who said power corrupts?
Taito Princess: hey I remember what we were supposed to say!!! *Scribbles chaining Taichi and Yamato the wall*
Taito Prince: aww! No fair! Still...he is chained to the wall...*starts getting hentai thoughts*
Taito Princess: Please don't sue us, I have a total of 5 American cents and a kitten...and you don't want my kitten.....
Taito Prince: And all I have is £4.50 and a few coppers
Yama: *looks at the thought bubble of Taito Prince* hey! Tai's mine!
Taichi: I am flexible.....
Yama: Taichi! You slut!
Taito Princess: Now we all know Whora...I mea Sora is the only slut
Taito Prince: and please excuse the bizarre mix of terms and names in this fic. This is what happens when an American And Briton try to work together on one piece...a translation might be necessary
Taito Princess: we don't own Taichi and Yamato...or any of the digidestined cuz if I did I would have run Takeru and Hikari over long ago
Taito Prince: and I would have bought London
Taichi: that's my sister!!
Yamato: and my brother!
Taito Princess: and they suck!
Yama: *attacks the Taito royalty*
Taito Princess: *scribbles and some masked force shoots Yamato* Oh this is getting messy...just read the story! *Drags Yamato's body away ad he groans in pain*
Taito Prince: and send £100 to PO box number 124 otherwise the dinosaurs will come and get you or not, either way's fine.
*Suddenly the lights go out*
Taito Prince: and not a moment too soon