Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Shampoo Deathmatches ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclamer-

I do not own Yu Yu Hakasho, Gundam Wing, Yu-gi-Oh, InuYasha, or Dragonball Z. No matter how much I pray. No matter how many chickens I sacrifice. But I do however own Shampoo Deathmatches (even though I sort of stole the idea from Celebrity Deathmatches but just the title because I don't own that either) and my own character Tweet. Not the singer. Just my character. So that gives me some joy. Barely.

 

Shampoo Deathmatches!!!!

 

I'm so sorry but I had to do it. The Shampoo Deathmatches. This is the last bottle of shampoo in the world. *holds up a bottle of Suave* 5 will go in. But only one will get the shampoo. Dumb. Dumb. Dummmmmb.

 

Contestants

 

Duo Maxwell

Gundam Wing

Age: 16

 

Suichi Minnamo/ Yoko Kurama

Yu Yu Hakasho

Age: 16/ At least a 1000

 

Lord Sesshomaru

InuYasha

Age: At least 220 (my info's off)

 

Ryou Bakura/ Yami Bakura

Yu-Gi-Oh

Age: 16/ 3000 or so

 

Future Trunks

Dragonball Z

Age: 17

 

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Duo: Hey! Author lady this ain't fair!

 

Tweet: How is it not fair?

 

Duo: Yeah you see that dude? Over there with the make up? He has two swords.*points to Sesshomaru*

 

Tweet: Ok he does but-

 

Duo: AH ha ha. Two. NOT ONE! TWO! And he has pointy nails. That glow green. He needs a manicure or something.

Plus he's like 50 million years old-

 

Sesshomaru: Excuse me. I'm only 220.

 

Duo: Oh yeah. That's young! *sarcasm*

 

Tweet: Ok Sesshomaru put down the swords.

 

Sesshomaru: Bu- But at least let me keep Tokijin.

 

Tweet: Put it down or I won't even let you fight for the shampoo.

 

Sesshomaru: *Jaw drops* You wouldn't.

 

Tweet: OH I would.

 

Sesshomaru: *Drops the swords* You are lucky I need the shampoo. *turns to Duo* You will be the first one I kill. *Storms away in evil pissed cloud*

 

Duo: Crrraap.

 

Tweet: *Picks up Sess' swords* Anything else Duo?

 

Duo: Oh Yeah. That dude over there with the rose. Why does he have the rose? *Whispers*

 

Tweet: Because he's a demon.

 

Duo: *Still Whispering* Why?

 

Tweet: I don't know. Because he feels like it?

 

Duo: *Continues Whispering* Well it freaks me out!

 

Tweet: WHAT?!

 

Duo: *Whispers* The rose!

 

Tweet: WHAT?! WHY?!

 

Duo: It scares me. *whisper whisper*

 

Tweet: FINE DUO FINE! *Walks over to Kurama* Kurama?

 

Kurama: Yes Tweet?

 

Tweet: Could you do me a favor?

 

Kurama: Yes. And what is this favor?

 

Tweet: Could you um change into Yoko for the match?

 

Kurama: Why would you ask that?

 

Tweet: Well um you see that little boy over there? *points to Duo*

 

Kurama: Yes?

 

Tweet: Well he is dead afraid of roses. And I just want it to be a fair fight. You see I even got Sesshomaru's swords. *hold out Tokijin and Tensuiga*

 

Kurama: Well um...

 

Tweet: Please Kurama? For me? * Puts on the puppy dog eyes*

 

Kurama: Fine. Just stop doing that face.

 

Tweet: *smiles sweetly* God I'm so good. *thinking*

 

Kurama: Well hold my rose.

 

Tweet: Of course. Oh and thank you, Kurama.

 

Kurama: Anything for you.

 

YamiBaku: Suck up!!!

 

Tweet: SHUT UP BAKURA!

 

RyouBaku: Me?

 

Tweet: Oh no. Not you Ryou. Your evil counter part. That comes out of that gay Sennen ring that I am going to burn after the deathmatches are over.

 

RyoBaku: Oh I thought you were mad at me.

 

Tweet: No. Never. *Walks back over to Duo* Any other problems?

 

Duo: Yeah. Him. Trunks.

 

Tweet: Why?

 

Duo: He has better hair than me. I don't like it.

 

Tweet: Well you're going to have to deal with it.

 

Duo: Oh you like his hair better then mine, don't you? Don't you?

 

Tweet: It's not that.

 

Duo: Oh what is it then?

 

Tweet: It's against the rules for me to mess with anyone's hair.

 

Duo: Who said that?

 

Tweet: The person who made Shampoo Deathmatches.

 

Duo: And who is that?

 

Tweet: Me!

 

Duo: OKAY! *Walks away*

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Ha ha ha! Weird isn't it. Everyone is out of character except maybe Duo. Maybe Kurama. Eh I don't know. But it's funny to me. So I shall post the next chappie tomorrow. Het het. Tell me if you think that I should add other characters who love their hair to this. No need to R/R unless you feel the need. *laughs* This is so freakin' strange.