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The Brown vs. the Blonde

It's time for another episode of the Brown vs. the Blonde. On the last episode, Super Saiya-jin Trunks overcame Shinji Ikari, with an overwhelming 7-point lead. In today's match up we have the psychotic, loner Squall Leonhart against the……… err……… the psychotic, loner Cloud Strife! Both met in Squaresoft and Disney's `Kingdom Hearts', and obviously the two are very……… err……… similar? It's a battle of the fantasies as we begin today's match! And now for the Profiles!

SQUALL LEONHART and CLOUD STRIFE

Profile:

Squall Leonhart

Game: Final Fantasy VIII; Kingdom Hearts; RPG Maker

Age: 17

Occupation: Member of SeeD

Payroll: Starting at 6,000 gil/hour

Location: Balamb Garden; Esther

Lives with: Himself

Cloud Strife

Game: Final Fantasy VII; Kingdom Hearts; RPG Maker; Ehergeiz

Age: 21

Occupation: Former Member of SOLDIER; Member of AVALANCHE

Payroll: Starting at 300,000 gil/mission

Location: Midgar; Nibelheim

Lives with: Himself

OOH! This has got to be a tough round! In 3 games together and two consecutive games in a series, Squall and Cloud are EXTREMELY close. Now, let's watch carefully as the judging begins.

Name:

Squall - Two Point Five Points

Cloud - Two Point Five Points

Yeah, it's weird. I don't like either of their names.

Game:

Squall - Zero Points

Cloud - Five Points

Sure, we all love Final Fantasy VIII, the captivating story, the GF's, and the awesome Ragnorak, it's all good. But Final Fantasy VII's story is even MORE captivating, the Summons are amazing, the Chocobos (catching, raising and racing), the magical music, and the beautiful Highwind. As for the other games they're in besides their primaries, being in Kingdom Hearts and RPG Maker together cancels out, but Cloud is also in Ehergeiz, awarding him the total lead.

Age:

Squall - Three Points

Cloud - Two Points

Yeah, well it's the same thing as the Shinji vs. Trunks `Age' category. Cloud is more capable, but Squall is closer to the judges' ages. Hehehehe.

Occupation:

Squall - Two Point Five Points

Cloud - Two Point Five Points

Okay, SeeD is a lot more of an occupation than AVALANCHE. I mean, Cloud just gets weird orders occasionally and Barret is his boss. He like doesn't have a real job. So THERE!

Living Conditions:

Squall - Four Points

Cloud - One Point

Does Cloud even HAVE a house? I've never seen one except the one he used to live in at Nibelheim that some other lady lives in now, but I gave him a point because nomads are neat.

Appearance:

Squall - Two Point Five Points

Cloud - Two Point Five Points

Well, Squall is better looking facially and all, but that may just be because he's made in realistic graphics and Cloud isn't that detailed. But then Cloud's clothes are a lot less fruitilicious than Squall's (Though Squall's belt rules! I wish I had one! Does that categorize it as fruity??) But there's also the fact that Squall was modeled after a J-Rock star (Gackt). Well, their swords rule, too. Not just one of them. What am I supposed to say? How often do you see a Buster Sword?? And how often do you see a gunblade? It's a Tie. Now it's time for the final tally. Who'll win………? Squall or Cloud?

Total:

Squall - 14.5

Cloud - 15.5

And our winner today is Cloud Strife! With a close one-point win; anxiety was high through this match. Tune in next time as we see Keichii Morisato of Ah! My Goddess against Sharpna of Dragon Ball Z! See you next time!