Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Brunette vs. Blonde ❯ Shinji Ikari vs. Trunks Briefs ( Chapter 1 )

Brunette versus Blonde

Yes, that's right. It's a battle of the looks, contravene of the colors; dark-haired versus blonde-haired. No, we're not talking catfight here; this is MALE anime/game character versus MALE anime/game character. Our first contestants are………

SHINJI IKARI and TRUNKS BRIEFS (SSJ)

Profile:

Shinji Ikari

Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Age: 15

Occupation: EVA Pilot/High School Student

Payroll: N/A

Location: Tokyo, Japan

Apartment Building

Lives with: Asuka and Misoto

Trunks Briefs

Anime: Dragon Ball Grand Tour

Age: 23

Occupation: President of the Capsule Corporation

Payroll: HUGE

Location: West Metroplex, ??? (Dinosaur Time…? Sorry, that's the name of a card game I used to play.)

CC House

Lives with: Bulma, Vejiita, Bra

OKAY! (Quote Goten, episode two, Dragon Ball GT) Now it's time for the judging. Each category receives a total of FIVE divided (or not in some cases) points. There are six categories; name, anime, age, occupation, living conditions, and the most-anticipated appearance.

Name:

Shinji - Four Points

Trunks - One Point

Shinji takes the name category by storm for……… well for not being names after underwear. But Trunks is awarded one point for keeping the message clear: SEMPER UBI SUB UBI. Yes, I hope we always wear underwear as well, Trunks.

Anime:

Shinji - Two Point Five Points

Trunks - Two Point Five Points

What should I say? Neon Genesis Evangelion and Dragon Ball GT; THEY BOTH RULE!!!! Oh, well. Let's go into decimals.

Age:

Shinji - Three Points

Trunks - Two Points

Sure, Trunks is more capable and responsible because of his age, but Shinji's closer to MY age. Sorry if that doesn't work for some people, but the judges (me) have spoken.

Occupation:

Shinji - Zero Points

Trunks- - Five Points

Well, Shinji does have a cool job and all, but Trunks is living the lifestyles of the rich and the famous (sorry about the GC quote; I couldn't resist). I mean, he freakin' drives around town in a red hover-limo!! DUDE!

Living Conditions:

Shinji - One Point

Trunks - Four Points

Okay, I had to give Shinji one point for not living with his parents and teen sister, but then there are Asuka and Misoto. But of course, as I said before, Trunks is living the life GC sings about wanting so often.

Appearance:

Shinji - One Point

Trunks - Four Points

Well, sorry Shinji. You're puny, and Trunks is buff. You wear EVA uniforms and school uniforms, and Trunks wears suits and shorts/pants with t-shirts (despite the fruity scarf around his neck thing). You're a pilot and Trunks is a Super Saiya-jin. But, you get a point because you have normal-colored hair. Too bad. I guess that seals it up.

TOTAL POINT SCORE:

Shinji - 11.5

Trunks- - 18.5

And the winner of today's match up is Trunks Briefs.

Tune in next time to see our next match………

SQUALL LEONHART versus CLOUD STRIFE!

See you next time!