Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ Surveys ❯ Vegeta's Survey ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Jesscheaux 
Hmmm, don't you think that the DBZ characters have computers? Of course! It's the 21st century! Let's see what happens when a certain Prince checks his e-mail......
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.22.2002 | Updated On: 12.07.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 816 | Status: Completed
Hmmm, don't you think that the DBZ characters have computers? Of course! It's the 21st century! Let's see what happens when a certain Prince checks his e-mail......
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.22.2002 | Updated On: 12.07.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 816 | Status: Completed
DBZ Surveys-chapter 1
Written by: Jesscheaux
Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. Nor, did I make up
any of the survey questions.
Author's note: Hmmm, don't you think that the DBZ characters have computers? Of course! It's the
21st century! Let's see what happens when a certain Prince checks his e-mail......
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Vegeta Briefs had just finished his first round of training for the day and was taking a small break. He walked
into Capsule Corporation with a towel around his neck and a bottle of water.
Since he had a little spare time, Vegeta thought he would check his e-mail. He walked into a room with computers
and sat down at the nearest one, then surfed to his e-mail and checked it.
"Hmmmm" he said as he looked at the first subject, it read: Fwd. Fd. Survey. "A Survey? What?" he said and
opened it up to read:
TOO OFTEN WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO A FRIEND WE FIND OUT STUFF ABOUT THEM THAT WE NEVER KNEW. PLEASE TAKE A
FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO GET TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS A LITTLE MORE. Change the answers so that they apply to you.
Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will learn a lot of little facts about your friends.
"This is madness!" Vegeta shouted as he read it "Besides, I don't have any friends." He then thought for a moment
and a wicked grin crossed his face. "Hmm, even if I don't have any friends, I could send this to Kakarott and
annoy the heck out of him....I'll do it!"
And so he filled it out:
1. What time is it: 8:36am, what does the time matter anyway!
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: A birth certificate??!! What the HFIL is that?! On my planet
we didn't have those.... Hmmph and even though you're unworthy to know my name I'll tell you: it's Vegeta.
3. Favorite Nickname: I despise nicknames and I'll blast anyone who even TRIES to call me one, especially
*sarcastically* Veggie!
4. Parents names: Vegeta Sr and I don't know what heck my mother's name was because that disgusting tyrant
Frieza took me away from my family and had me do his evil bidding and so I never knew her, not like I care
because I don't need anyone anyway!
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: I prefer not to celebrate my birthday, I don't
care how old I am because Saiyans never age.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: SEE ABOVE BAKA!
7. Pets: WHAT?! As if I would take a stupid animal into my house to live with me and my family. Animals are
dirty and disgusting creatures. My only use for them is for food!
8. Height: *grumble grumble* As if I'm going to tell you... A Saiyan of my status has no need to reveal such details!
9. Eye color: Black, as a true Saiyan's should be, not like my baka brat who's eyes are BLUE!
10. Hair color: Black, also like a true Saiyan.......*mumbles* stupid Trunks why couldn't he have gotten more of
MY genes!
11. Piercing: HA! It is a vile and corrupt practice for beings of a much lower class to puncture their body for
'looks' I WILL HAVE NONE OF IT!
12. Tattoos: Yet another stupid HUMAN and lower being act......I abhore such things.
13. How much do you love your job: JOB?! ME?! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS??!!! *laughs hysterically* bwahahahahaha
muahahahaha! I have no need to work, I am a Prince and besides, my wife is the richest woman in the world.
14. Birthplace: Planet Vegeta
16. Current residence: Capsule Corporation in West City on Planet Chikyuu, *snarl* with the Baka Onna and my
baka brat and loads of other humans who think they're all smarter than me and don't know a thing about fighting!
Plus, the Onna's parents who are annoying, stupid, and incompetent.
17. Best vacation spot: I need no vacation! Why waste all that time when I could be training to be stronger
than Kakarott!
18. Wanna go to: SEE ABOVE AGAIN
19. Been toilet-papering: NO COMMENT, you weaklings aren't worth it
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: HAHAHA! The Prince of all Saiyans doesn't cry!
21. Been in a car crash: A Car crash..... are you INSANE?! I don't need a stupid human vehicle to travel in.
I use my ki to take me where I want to go. *smug smirk*
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: This is the kind've question only Kakarott would find worth answering.
23. 2-door or 4-door: NANI?!
24. Coffee or ice cream: Neither, their tastes are as disgusting as the humans that invented them.
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: NO COMMENT
26. Dumper or Dumpee: *snarl* What kind of moronic question IS this! Why do I even bother taking this.....
27. Salad Dressing: What about salad dressing?
28. Color of socks: Socks? Don't make me laugh.....spandex everything.
29. Favorite number: 10,436; same as the # of planets I destroyed.
30. Favorite movie: Terminator 1 and 2
31. Favorite holiday: Remind me why I'm taking this again? Ah yes, to annoy Kakarott. Well, I HATE holidays!
Only stupid humans, or those who act like stupid humans, celebrate them. *sarcasm* they're all about love and
sharing and caring, how sweet! Keep me out of that trash....
32. Favorite food: Anything but Bulma's cooking
33. CD at the moment: My 'personal music' (Vegeta music et al Vegeta's theme, the FUNi dub V-music)
34. Favorite TV show: Dragonball Z
35. Toothpaste: I don't care, as long as my teeth are white like a Prince's should be
36. Most recently read book: Do you honestly think I'd waste my time reading?
38. Least favorite things: Kakarott, Kakarott's mate, Kakarott's brats, weaklings, brats, baka onnas, HUMANS, Nameks,
3rd class Saiyans, 3-eyed freaks, Icejins, Androids, Kaios, Kaioshins, mutant freaks, tyrants, Bulma's cooking,
purple hair, wasting time on foolish things instead of training. (such as this survey!)
39. Favorite interests: Training in my gravity chamber, becoming stronger than Kakarott, destroying insolent humans,
eating, going SSJ, a good fighting challenge, mocking the other Z warriors *evil grin*
40. Favorite fast Food: One that has food that's fast
41. When was your last hospital visit? You must be joking! I NEVER go to the hospital, Saiyans don't need to because
we are exceptionally strong and become stronger with each battle. Only weaklings need the hospital!
42. What color is your bedroom: I don't give a @#$%
43. Favorite color: Blue and White
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: SEE QUESTION #21
45. Best accomplishments: Going SSJ, Surviving the destruction of Planet Vegetasai, helping destroy the androids
and Cell, *whispers* marrying the Onna and having the Brat.
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: STRONGER THAN KAKAROTT AND THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: I don't know, but if I did, I would destroy them.
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: NO COMMENT
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Who can get bored if they have a gravity machine?
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: Baka, Onna, Brat
52. Bedtime: I don't need a freaking bedtime! Sleep is for the weak...
53. Who will respond to this fastest: Kakarott, no doubt since he is the only one I sent it to!
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: I only sent it to that fool Kakarott
And so Vegeta finished his survey and filled Goku's address at the top (I_love_food@Imamoron.com) and pressed the
send button. He leaned back in his chair and smirked at the computer screen as the note popped up that his message
had been sent.
Vegeta rose and went back outside to train. (Heh, I can't wait to see Kakarott's answers to that idiotic survey) he
thought and then entered the gravity machine.
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Did you like it? Was it accurate? Did you hate it? Get a kick out of it? Review and let me know. Next time on DBZ
Surveys: Goku fills out the survey!
Written by: Jesscheaux
Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. Nor, did I make up
any of the survey questions.
Author's note: Hmmm, don't you think that the DBZ characters have computers? Of course! It's the
21st century! Let's see what happens when a certain Prince checks his e-mail......
__________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________
Vegeta Briefs had just finished his first round of training for the day and was taking a small break. He walked
into Capsule Corporation with a towel around his neck and a bottle of water.
Since he had a little spare time, Vegeta thought he would check his e-mail. He walked into a room with computers
and sat down at the nearest one, then surfed to his e-mail and checked it.
"Hmmmm" he said as he looked at the first subject, it read: Fwd. Fd. Survey. "A Survey? What?" he said and
opened it up to read:
TOO OFTEN WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO A FRIEND WE FIND OUT STUFF ABOUT THEM THAT WE NEVER KNEW. PLEASE TAKE A
FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO GET TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS A LITTLE MORE. Change the answers so that they apply to you.
Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will learn a lot of little facts about your friends.
"This is madness!" Vegeta shouted as he read it "Besides, I don't have any friends." He then thought for a moment
and a wicked grin crossed his face. "Hmm, even if I don't have any friends, I could send this to Kakarott and
annoy the heck out of him....I'll do it!"
And so he filled it out:
1. What time is it: 8:36am, what does the time matter anyway!
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: A birth certificate??!! What the HFIL is that?! On my planet
we didn't have those.... Hmmph and even though you're unworthy to know my name I'll tell you: it's Vegeta.
3. Favorite Nickname: I despise nicknames and I'll blast anyone who even TRIES to call me one, especially
*sarcastically* Veggie!
4. Parents names: Vegeta Sr and I don't know what heck my mother's name was because that disgusting tyrant
Frieza took me away from my family and had me do his evil bidding and so I never knew her, not like I care
because I don't need anyone anyway!
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: I prefer not to celebrate my birthday, I don't
care how old I am because Saiyans never age.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: SEE ABOVE BAKA!
7. Pets: WHAT?! As if I would take a stupid animal into my house to live with me and my family. Animals are
dirty and disgusting creatures. My only use for them is for food!
8. Height: *grumble grumble* As if I'm going to tell you... A Saiyan of my status has no need to reveal such details!
9. Eye color: Black, as a true Saiyan's should be, not like my baka brat who's eyes are BLUE!
10. Hair color: Black, also like a true Saiyan.......*mumbles* stupid Trunks why couldn't he have gotten more of
MY genes!
11. Piercing: HA! It is a vile and corrupt practice for beings of a much lower class to puncture their body for
'looks' I WILL HAVE NONE OF IT!
12. Tattoos: Yet another stupid HUMAN and lower being act......I abhore such things.
13. How much do you love your job: JOB?! ME?! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS??!!! *laughs hysterically* bwahahahahaha
muahahahaha! I have no need to work, I am a Prince and besides, my wife is the richest woman in the world.
14. Birthplace: Planet Vegeta
16. Current residence: Capsule Corporation in West City on Planet Chikyuu, *snarl* with the Baka Onna and my
baka brat and loads of other humans who think they're all smarter than me and don't know a thing about fighting!
Plus, the Onna's parents who are annoying, stupid, and incompetent.
17. Best vacation spot: I need no vacation! Why waste all that time when I could be training to be stronger
than Kakarott!
18. Wanna go to: SEE ABOVE AGAIN
19. Been toilet-papering: NO COMMENT, you weaklings aren't worth it
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: HAHAHA! The Prince of all Saiyans doesn't cry!
21. Been in a car crash: A Car crash..... are you INSANE?! I don't need a stupid human vehicle to travel in.
I use my ki to take me where I want to go. *smug smirk*
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: This is the kind've question only Kakarott would find worth answering.
23. 2-door or 4-door: NANI?!
24. Coffee or ice cream: Neither, their tastes are as disgusting as the humans that invented them.
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: NO COMMENT
26. Dumper or Dumpee: *snarl* What kind of moronic question IS this! Why do I even bother taking this.....
27. Salad Dressing: What about salad dressing?
28. Color of socks: Socks? Don't make me laugh.....spandex everything.
29. Favorite number: 10,436; same as the # of planets I destroyed.
30. Favorite movie: Terminator 1 and 2
31. Favorite holiday: Remind me why I'm taking this again? Ah yes, to annoy Kakarott. Well, I HATE holidays!
Only stupid humans, or those who act like stupid humans, celebrate them. *sarcasm* they're all about love and
sharing and caring, how sweet! Keep me out of that trash....
32. Favorite food: Anything but Bulma's cooking
33. CD at the moment: My 'personal music' (Vegeta music et al Vegeta's theme, the FUNi dub V-music)
34. Favorite TV show: Dragonball Z
35. Toothpaste: I don't care, as long as my teeth are white like a Prince's should be
36. Most recently read book: Do you honestly think I'd waste my time reading?
38. Least favorite things: Kakarott, Kakarott's mate, Kakarott's brats, weaklings, brats, baka onnas, HUMANS, Nameks,
3rd class Saiyans, 3-eyed freaks, Icejins, Androids, Kaios, Kaioshins, mutant freaks, tyrants, Bulma's cooking,
purple hair, wasting time on foolish things instead of training. (such as this survey!)
39. Favorite interests: Training in my gravity chamber, becoming stronger than Kakarott, destroying insolent humans,
eating, going SSJ, a good fighting challenge, mocking the other Z warriors *evil grin*
40. Favorite fast Food: One that has food that's fast
41. When was your last hospital visit? You must be joking! I NEVER go to the hospital, Saiyans don't need to because
we are exceptionally strong and become stronger with each battle. Only weaklings need the hospital!
42. What color is your bedroom: I don't give a @#$%
43. Favorite color: Blue and White
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: SEE QUESTION #21
45. Best accomplishments: Going SSJ, Surviving the destruction of Planet Vegetasai, helping destroy the androids
and Cell, *whispers* marrying the Onna and having the Brat.
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: STRONGER THAN KAKAROTT AND THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: I don't know, but if I did, I would destroy them.
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: NO COMMENT
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Who can get bored if they have a gravity machine?
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: Baka, Onna, Brat
52. Bedtime: I don't need a freaking bedtime! Sleep is for the weak...
53. Who will respond to this fastest: Kakarott, no doubt since he is the only one I sent it to!
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: I only sent it to that fool Kakarott
And so Vegeta finished his survey and filled Goku's address at the top (I_love_food@Imamoron.com) and pressed the
send button. He leaned back in his chair and smirked at the computer screen as the note popped up that his message
had been sent.
Vegeta rose and went back outside to train. (Heh, I can't wait to see Kakarott's answers to that idiotic survey) he
thought and then entered the gravity machine.
______________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________
Did you like it? Was it accurate? Did you hate it? Get a kick out of it? Review and let me know. Next time on DBZ
Surveys: Goku fills out the survey!