Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Elvis Returns! ❯ I'm Bored, So Goodbye ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Renee the Rabid Squirrel 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 09.30.2002 | Updated On: 10.07.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 701 | Visits: 337 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 09.30.2002 | Updated On: 10.07.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 701 | Visits: 337 | Status: Completed
Notes: This story takes place after Mirari Trunks has warned Goku of the
dangers that lie in the future, during those famous and debatable three years we all know and
love. Let me know what you guys think!
WARNING: Insane Yamucha bashing. If you happen to hate stories where people make fun of
him, perhaps this is not the story for you.
*represents private thoughts*
I don't own Dragonballz
"Yamucha, I've decided two things. First of all, I'm hungry. And second of all, I'm dumping you."
"But Bulma..I haven't done anything!"
"It's not what you've done, it's what you haven't done. I'd rather watch Roshi train than
have sex with you, that's how friggin' boring it is. So goodbye. I want to have fun, and I sure as
hell ain't getting it being with you."
The front door of Capsule Corporation slammed right in Yamucha's face, leaving him stunned
and annoyed.
*Boring? Boring? How can she dump me for being boring? I'll show
her boring.* thought the perturbed Yamucha to himself.
*Yes! I finally got rid of that stupid jerk! Now, to find my fun....what am I going to do, anyway?
It's not like I want to just go ask a guy for sex...someone I don't know...that's just stupid. What
will I do? Oh yeah, I was going to go get something to eat.* Bulma walked into the kitchen to
find the arrogant-son-of-a-bitch-who-calls-himself-the-prince-of-saiyans-but-who's-r eal-name-
was-Vegeta-as-is-she-even-cared raiding her fridge.
"Vegeta! What the hell do you think you're doing??"
"As you stand there, screaming, I am here, eating the entire contents of your fridge, except for
the yogurt. That's disgusting. Is there a problem with this?"
*I am going to smash his head in, then cut his body into tiny little pieces, then cut those tiny
pieces into even tinier itty bitty pieces...wait. I have a better idea. Revenge is a much better plan.
Now HERE'S some fun I can really get into.*
In a calm yet sarcastic voice Bulma replied, "Well, I was hoping I might be able to eat
something for lunch besides yogurt, but I guess that's impossible now, isn't it?"
Vegeta glanced at what was left in the fridge.
"Well, you could always eat that lightbulb." The arrogant man turned and headed off towards
the gravity room.
"Grrrrrr.....Vegeta!!!!" A slightly insane laugh echoed from across the way.
*Soon, Vegeta, you will be so hammered that I will....hey....a drunken
Vegeta....Bulma, you are a genius!*
Outside Capsule Corp, Yamucha had been watching the entire 'conversation' between Bulma and
Vegeta.
*So that's what she thinks is fun? Vegeta? I bet she just dumped me for that asshole... he will
pay. Let's see....I have some clear liquor at home....I'll put some in his drink when he's not
looking! It's tasteless, so I'm free....I just have to wait until Bulma leaves the house sometime
later. I better go home and draw up some plans.* With that thought in mind, Yamucha flew off
towards his cheap, rented home.
"Mom! I'm gonna go grocery shopping, okay?"
"But Bulma, I just went last night. Why do you need to go out?"
"Well VEGETA ate all the food in the fridge....he left me the yogurt."
"Again? He sure has an appetite. I'm not surprised. With all that training he does, he's bound to
eat a lot...he sure has a lot of muscles...kinda cute eh, Bulma?"
"WHAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? HE'S AN ARROGANT FREAK, THAT'S IT! I'D
NEVER BE SEEN ANYWHERE WITH HIM, MUCH LESS ADMIT TO LIKING HIM!"
"Well, that's alright." said Mrs. Briefs, completely unfazed by Bulma's screaming.
"I'm going now...it could take me a little while to get everything."
"Okay, bye dear!"
"Bye Mom!" *Now I need to get the materials for my plan. Revenge is ever sweet, and Vegeta
will know this once I'm done.*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
So, what do you all think so far? I know it's short, this is one of my earlier stories that I got
around to editing. Reviews are fantastic, and I also have an account at fanfiction.net under the
same name if you wish to see some of my other works. Bye!
dangers that lie in the future, during those famous and debatable three years we all know and
love. Let me know what you guys think!
WARNING: Insane Yamucha bashing. If you happen to hate stories where people make fun of
him, perhaps this is not the story for you.
*represents private thoughts*
I don't own Dragonballz
"Yamucha, I've decided two things. First of all, I'm hungry. And second of all, I'm dumping you."
"But Bulma..I haven't done anything!"
"It's not what you've done, it's what you haven't done. I'd rather watch Roshi train than
have sex with you, that's how friggin' boring it is. So goodbye. I want to have fun, and I sure as
hell ain't getting it being with you."
The front door of Capsule Corporation slammed right in Yamucha's face, leaving him stunned
and annoyed.
*Boring? Boring? How can she dump me for being boring? I'll show
her boring.* thought the perturbed Yamucha to himself.
*Yes! I finally got rid of that stupid jerk! Now, to find my fun....what am I going to do, anyway?
It's not like I want to just go ask a guy for sex...someone I don't know...that's just stupid. What
will I do? Oh yeah, I was going to go get something to eat.* Bulma walked into the kitchen to
find the arrogant-son-of-a-bitch-who-calls-himself-the-prince-of-saiyans-but-who's-r eal-name-
was-Vegeta-as-is-she-even-cared raiding her fridge.
"Vegeta! What the hell do you think you're doing??"
"As you stand there, screaming, I am here, eating the entire contents of your fridge, except for
the yogurt. That's disgusting. Is there a problem with this?"
*I am going to smash his head in, then cut his body into tiny little pieces, then cut those tiny
pieces into even tinier itty bitty pieces...wait. I have a better idea. Revenge is a much better plan.
Now HERE'S some fun I can really get into.*
In a calm yet sarcastic voice Bulma replied, "Well, I was hoping I might be able to eat
something for lunch besides yogurt, but I guess that's impossible now, isn't it?"
Vegeta glanced at what was left in the fridge.
"Well, you could always eat that lightbulb." The arrogant man turned and headed off towards
the gravity room.
"Grrrrrr.....Vegeta!!!!" A slightly insane laugh echoed from across the way.
*Soon, Vegeta, you will be so hammered that I will....hey....a drunken
Vegeta....Bulma, you are a genius!*
Outside Capsule Corp, Yamucha had been watching the entire 'conversation' between Bulma and
Vegeta.
*So that's what she thinks is fun? Vegeta? I bet she just dumped me for that asshole... he will
pay. Let's see....I have some clear liquor at home....I'll put some in his drink when he's not
looking! It's tasteless, so I'm free....I just have to wait until Bulma leaves the house sometime
later. I better go home and draw up some plans.* With that thought in mind, Yamucha flew off
towards his cheap, rented home.
"Mom! I'm gonna go grocery shopping, okay?"
"But Bulma, I just went last night. Why do you need to go out?"
"Well VEGETA ate all the food in the fridge....he left me the yogurt."
"Again? He sure has an appetite. I'm not surprised. With all that training he does, he's bound to
eat a lot...he sure has a lot of muscles...kinda cute eh, Bulma?"
"WHAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? HE'S AN ARROGANT FREAK, THAT'S IT! I'D
NEVER BE SEEN ANYWHERE WITH HIM, MUCH LESS ADMIT TO LIKING HIM!"
"Well, that's alright." said Mrs. Briefs, completely unfazed by Bulma's screaming.
"I'm going now...it could take me a little while to get everything."
"Okay, bye dear!"
"Bye Mom!" *Now I need to get the materials for my plan. Revenge is ever sweet, and Vegeta
will know this once I'm done.*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
So, what do you all think so far? I know it's short, this is one of my earlier stories that I got
around to editing. Reviews are fantastic, and I also have an account at fanfiction.net under the
same name if you wish to see some of my other works. Bye!