Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ High School...Dbz Style ❯ Commentary on the Dreamentary o.O; ( Chapter 23 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Hey Yall, Ch. 23 Here..

I bet your dying to know what happens when the crew watches the tapes
and sees their own actions in others dreams and the actions of the others.
Well that's what happens this chapter so lets get rolling!

A/N: Things in between these -> * * are things that take place in real life while they are watching
the dreams. Ok? And after three periods a dream is over and I will only be showing the present
people. Then to start the next dream this: ~*~ will appear. I'm just trying to make things simpler her.

~*~
Bulma awoke late that afternoon. As she rolled over onto her side she glanced at her bed-side clock.
'5:50...' She thought, yawning. She felt drowsy and still tired. Suddenly a thought made her sit upright
in bed, her eyes wide open and her lips smiling. 'Now I can call them all over,' she thought excitedly,
jumping out of bed and rushing to her bathroom, 'and we will watch it!' Her smile disappeared as she looked
at her reflection. Her hair was quite frankly screwed up, her eyes had bags under them, and she really
did look like she had just woken up. Which she had....but, that's not the point. The point is that she
really didn't look attractive at all.

Bulma quickly jumped into the shower and after washing up, dressed and dried her hair. She combed it out and
applied a little make up to her face. Only a touch of blush and lipstick. Then a little cover up
under her eyes to hide the tired bags under hr eyes. She winked at her reflection thinking, 'Much better!'
She was dressed in casual jean shorts and a light blue tee shirt; sneakers were her footwear.
As Bulma practically flew down the stairs with her anticipation she wondered who to call first.

She picked up the phone looking at her watch and thinking, 'Thank goodness for two weeks vacation!
Otherwise I would be at work and so would Vegeta!' She decided first things first, or best friends first,
and called Chi-Chi. Her black haired black-eyed fiery-attitude friend picked up on the second ring.

"Hey." Bulma smiled as Chi-Chi picked up with a "Hello?"

"Hi Bulma!" Chi-Chi greeted.

Bulma couldn't help giggle as she thought excitedly about the tape.

"What's so funny?" Chi-Chi asked, smiling on the other line.
"Nothing, nothing. I was wondering, do you want to come over with the guys and check out a movie I rented
at my place?"

"Sure," Chi-Chi said readily, "Sounds fun. What time should I come?"

"I'm ready for you now."

"Well I'll be there in a few, okay?"

"Cool. See you then." She hung up the phone, smiling with anticipation. She picked it up,
dialing Karina's number.

"Hey, Karina here." Karina's voice came over the phone after a few rings.

"Hi Karina." Bulma said.

"Hello Bulma, what's up?" Karina asked, hearing the smile in Bulma's voice.

"Not much. I just wanted you to come over with Chi-Chi and the guys to watch a movie I uh...rented.
Can you?"

"Sure. What movie is it?"

Bulma was a little hesitant on the answer, "It's called Dreams Of The Unexpected."

"Wow, I've never heard of that one. Well I'll be there in a little bit, I just have to let out
my cat."

"Cool." It took all of Bulma's might not to giggle. They hung up and Bulma smirked, thinking,
'Dreams Of The Unexpected, my gosh that's funny.' She got some giggles out before picking up
the phone again and dialed Vegeta's number.

"Hello?" Vegeta asked after he picked up.

"Hey." Bulma smiled.

"Bulma," Vegeta smirked, "Why are you calling me of all people?"

'He's teasing me,' Bulma thought, smiling. "Oh maybe I just wanted to invite you to see a rented
movie but..." She smirked, "If you don't want to come I see..."

"What movie?"
"It's a new one called Dreams Of The Unexpected."

"It must be new because that one doesn't sound familiar to me at all."

"You coming?"

"Sure. I'll fly over in a sec."

"Ok, bye." She smiled, twisting the phone chord around her finger.

"Bye."

She hung up after his reply and picked up the phone again. 'Hmmm....now should I call Piccolo
or Goku first...?' She decided on Piccolo and soon was dialing his telephone number.

"Hello?" Piccolo answered after quite a few rings. Bulma heard the tv snap off.

"Piccolo? Did I catch you at a bad time or something?" Bulma blinked.

"No, why would you think that?" Piccolo said hurriedly, "A bad time? No anytime is fine for me."

Bulma blinked as he laughed nervously at the other line. "Um, ok?"

"I wasn't cheating on Karina or anything like that, so don't get any ideas." Piccolo's voice was
stern.

'Is he saying he is?' She thought, then quickly shook her head. She knew Piccolo would never cheat
on Karina, he loved her too much. "Hey Piccolo," She started, "I was wondering if you wanted to
come watch a rented movie with the gang and I."

"Sure." Piccolo agreed, sounding a bit more relaxed, "I'll see you in a few minutes."

"Alright. Bye Piccolo." They hung up.

~*~ At Piccolo's ~*~

Piccolo sighed with relief as he hung up the phone. He picked up the tv remote and turned on the
tube.

"Good," He thought out loud, "I didn't miss anything."

From the tv, the soap opera star, Marci, was in the arms of Trevor, her dead husband's brother.

"I'm so glad you poisoned your brother so we could be together." She said, staring into his eyes.
"Anything to be with you. Even killing my own brother."

"They think it was heart failure." She smiled evilly, "And when I called the police I put on a great
show." Piccolo had watched earlier as she had called the police, her husband dead in bed, and
cry in fake misery over her husbands death.

"They would never think we were having an affair." He smiled, leaning down and kissing her.

As a swirly The End wrote itself onto the screen Piccolo turned off the tv and stood up.
As he grabbed his cap and left his home his last thought was, 'I'm glad Bulma didn't
figure out I was watching a soap...'

~*~ Back At Bulma's place ~*~

Bulma picked up the phone again and dialed Goku's number.

"Hey, your talking to Goku here." Goku's cheerful voice came over the line.

"Hi Goku." Bulma greeted.

"Bulma!" Goku said, "Hey, Sup?"

"I called to invite you over. The gang and I are watching a movie I rented." Bulma replied.

"Coooooooooooooooool." She could tell Goku was smiling, "Sure! What movie is it?"

"It's a new one called Dreams Of The Unexpected." Bulma tried not to laugh.

"Cool, sounds like a good one. Well I'll see you in a little while! I'm on my way."

"Alright. Bye Bye, Goku."

"Bye Bye."

As Bulma hung up the phone the doorbell sounded, echoing down the hallway. "That'll be Chi."
She said, walking to the front door. She unlocked it and swung the door open. There, as Bulma
had expected, was Chi-Chi standing in jean shorts and a casual red tee shirt. Her hair was
up in a pony tail, two long strands of black hair in front of her ears.

"Hey Bulma." Chi-Chi smiled.

"Hello Chi." Bulma replied. She looked over Chi-Chi's shoulder and smiled, "Hey Karina."

Karina was walking down the side walk in thier direction. She waveda t the two and they waved
back. She joined them on the doorstep.
Bulma looked around and stated, "Well come on inside I don't see any of the guys-"

"ARRRGHHH!"

The girls screamed in surprise, all jumping into the air. Goku dropped from the roof and
landed on his feet in front of the three. He was smirking mischievously, "Gotcha."

"Goku!" Chi-Chi smiled, her eyebrows furrowed. "You scared the crap out of us!"

Goku chuckled, "Well ladies, now that everyone is here-"

"Everyone? Vegeta and Piccolo haven't -" Bulma was cut off.

"Hello Bulma." Vegeta smirked, floating to the ground, arms crossed.

"Hey." Piccolo said, landing next to Vegeta.

"How did you know?" Karina asked Goku, blinking at him.

"Call it a sixth sense." He replied. While the girls were walking into the house he winked at
the other two guys and whispered, "They don't know we can sense power levels."

"I noticed." Piccolo said as they walked inside Bulma's house.

Bulma led them through the living room. She pushed a button on the wall next to a sliding door.
It opened and she led them inside. It was a large room with a large television and a big
blue couch and love seat in front of it. The tv was complete with VCR, DVD player, CD player, and some
other machines.

"Well," Bulma smiled, picking up a video tape that was laying ontop of the tv, "Go on and sit
down and I'll explain something to you."

Vegeta gave her a look that said, "What does that mean?" He sat down and so did the others.
He sat on the love seat, Goku next to Chi-Chi on the big couch with Karina and Piccolo.
They waited for Bulma to say something and after a moment she began.

"Well, I have to be honest. I haven't been honest with you." Bulma smiled at her confused looking
friends. "Well, to start off, my father gave me a present yesterday that he created. He calls it
a Dream Machine. Now this machine records images from the mind that only come during sleep, or,
should I say dreams, onto film by using the brains thoughts and transferring them into light
and making the-"
"Huh?" Goku interrupted, scratching his head.

Bulma sweat dropped, "My point is that this machine can record dreams from the mind and they show
up on tape. Get it?"

"So, it's sort of like recording a tv show onto tape with a VCR?" Goku asked.

"Yes, let me show you." Bulma pulled out the dino cap containing the dream machine and threw it on
the floor. In a poof it appeared. She reached down and picked up the wires with the suction cups
attached to them.

"See, you take these and stick them on the forehead." She did so. "Then when the machine picks up
a dream it starts recording them," she pointed to the screen on the machine, "and also shows them
on this. Everyone get it?"

Everyone nodded and then Piccolo stated, "Yes, but what does this have to do with us?"

"Well," Bulma couldn't help but smile, "I recorded your dreams."

"WHAT!?" They all said at once, their eyes wide in surprise.

"I sneaked over to your houses last night and recorded your dreams. I didn't watch them yet though,
I wanted all of us to see them at once together."

"How considerate of you." Vegeta sneered, crossing his arms and leaning back in his seat.

Bulma smirked at him and said, "I liked your boxers," Everyone looked at her, "you know, the
ones with the little crowns all over them?"

Everyone laughed except for Vegeta of course, who just blushed and shot them all the evil eye.

"Well I did hear some of you mumbling in your sleep and by what I can tell all of your dreams
twisted into nightmares at some point." She looked down, "I know mine did..."

"Well lets watch it!" Chi-Chi smiled, excited about the whole thing. She didn't remember her dream.

"Yeah!" Goku agreed, clapping his hands.

"Lets get it over with." Piccolo and Vegeta muttered. They looked at each other, sneered, and looked
back at Bulma, who was now slipping a tape into the VCR of the large tv. She picked up the remote
that rested on the top of the tv and sat down next to Vegeta on the love seat. She lifted the
remote and pushed the play button. The VCR started and at first there was just black.

Then the picture swirled into color, showing Bulma sleeping on the flowers, curled up in the reddress. They watched as she got up and smiled, her eyes sparkling, at the many fields upon fields
of wild flowers, all different kinds and colors.

*"It's beautiful." Chi-Chi commented, smiling at Bulma.*

*"Yeah." She smiled back and they both looked back at the screen. *

Now Bulma was running through the flowers, her hair whipping out behind her and a smile on her face.
Her waist under disappeared in sunflowers and soon she ran into sun flowers that went over head,
hiding her from veiw. Suddenly, the scene was at what looked like the end of the sunflowers
and focused on a small circular clearing with small little flowers that carpeted the floor.
Bulma burst into the picture and she looked around and found the dresser and searched through it.

*"Wow, are we going to get to see you change?" Goku chuckled, looking at Bulma. Vegeta shot him a glare.*

*Bulma merely blushed and continued watching herself pull out the white dress, smiling at it as it
glimmered in the sun. 'God I hope not...' Bulma thought as sh watched her dream self on the screen.*

She held the dress up to herself and then the scene was suddenly from Bulma's view as she tried on the
dress. It showed her hand come into the picture and throw the red dress onto the ground. Then she
was looking down and you saw her knees down as she slipped into the dress. After a moment of only
seeing flowers Bulma was looking in the mirror, and they saw how beautiful she looked.

Then it showed her sitting in the tiny flowers, picking them up and weaving them into a circle
of flowers.

*"I've done that before." Karina smiled, watching the screen.*

There was a sound from the flowers behind her, a rustle. Dream bulma seemed to not notice and
tried on the crown, looking into the mirror again. Then it showed Vegeta, standing there in
a white suit with a dark red cape over his shoulders. He uncrossed his arms, opening them to her.
The scene showed both Bulma and Vegeta from the side.

Vegeta's smirk turned into a smile and Bulma ran to him. It showed her foot get caught in the red
dress and then in slow motion it showed Bulma falling forward. The Vegeta's arms came into view
and caught her. It showed them as Vegeta brought her closer to him in a hug. It showed her look
up slowly and then their lips met, and in a close up view it showed them kissing.

*Goku let out a wolf whistle and a blushing Bulma and Vegeta glared at him. He chuckled.
Bulma felt Vegeta's hand slip over hers and she looked at him. He was staring into her eyes,
a smirk on his face. He looked back to the screen and after a moment she did to.*
They watched as dream Bulma wove another crown and then placed it around dream Vegeta's neck.
They smiled for a moment at each other then Vegeta pushed her gently. Dream Bulma pushed
Vegeta with all her might and it showed him falling back on his butt.

*At this point Goku started cracking up and pointing at the screen he laughed, "You got pushed
down by a girl!"*

*Vegeta growled, "Well I was probably not expecting it and was totally off guard."*

They watched dream Bulma running through the flowers, a handful of skirt in her hand. She looked
over her shoulder and then suddenly dream Vegeta was in front of her. She ran into him and started
falling back, but he caught her wrist and pulled her back to her feet as she said in surprise,
"Vegeta!"

"Bulma!" dream Vegeta mocked, smirking. He dodged her playful slap.

Then dream Bulma hugged dream Vegeta and he picked her up into his arms and took off into the
air. It showed the beautiful scene. Then it showed Bulma's uncomfortable expression and she
looked at Vegeta and gasped. It showed Vegeta, smirking evilly, his eyes red ish. They stopped
flying forward and Vegeta just floated there. The scene flashed to Vegeta's hands, which were
now grasping Bulma around the waist so tightly that his fingers were digging into her sides.

Now dream Bulma was holding onto dream Vegeta's wrists as he held her out to his arm's full length
in front of him. He released her and she fell but hung onto his wrists for a few moments as Vegeta
stayed still, just smirking as he watched her struggle to keep holding on. It showed her hands slip
off his wrists and then Bulma plummeting toward the ground.

*Vegeta was in shock as he watched himself drop Bulma. He felt Bulma tense next to him.
He closed his mouth, his jaw had dropped, and he put his arm around her. She looked at him,
her eyes sparkling with tears.*

Then the scene flashed to Vegeta floating there, Marron appearing and his arm around her waist.
The only sound was Vegeta and Marron laughing cruelly as they watched Bulma fall closer and
closer to the ground.

*Bulma felt his hand clench into a fist and she looked at Vegeta. He looked like he was hating the
Vegeta in the dream, like he wanted to go in there and beat him up and then save Bulma from falling.
Bulma looked back at the screen just in time to see herself hit the ground after calling Vegeta's
name pleadingly.*

A loud sickening crack echoed everywhere. It showed Bulma's unconscious, or maybe dead body,
bounce a foot after impact and hit the ground. She layed there motionless as dream Vegeta and Marron continued laughing evilly. Then as it closed up on Bulma's face, a trickle of blood
dripping down her chin, only Vegeta's laugh continued, a cruel careless laugh. Then all was
black...



Everyone was silent and looking at Bulma and Vegeta. A single tear trickled down Bulma's cheek.
She hugged Vegeta sobbing. His head on her shoulder he whispered, "You know I would never do
that."

After a moment Bulma's shaky voice replied, "It was so real, Vegeta, it was so real."

He leaned back, starring into her eyes, "But it wasn't."

She hugged him again, this time kissing him as well, and she felt his arms slip around her waist.
She drew in a shaky breath and whispered she was fine to the others, and they looked back to the
black screen, Vegeta's arm around Bulma, his other hand's fingers entwined with hers.

~*~

Another picture swirled onto the screen. It showed Vegeta, sitting, back strait, in a very very big
throne. He was wearing a dark blue button less and zipper less suit, a dark red cape draped over
his shoulder. A large golden crown fit onto his head just right, his hair was still standing up
just as spiky as usual. He looked more mature and older, about in his late 20's.

*"I bet I know who's dream this is!" Goku smiled, chuckling as he looked at the screen.*

Vegeta nodded to a servant in front of him and as the servant opened the door the small man steped
aside to reveal Bulma in a suit matching Vegeta's except it was made for a woman of course.
She curtsied oddly to the servant before entering the room and the little servant left.
In the light a silver crown that fit into her hair sparkled.

Vegeta chuckled at her and said, "Bulma, you are the Queen of Vegetasei, not a maid that curtsies
to servants."

She closed the door, blushing and replied, "Well I didn't know what to do, I'm new at this."

"No kidding," Vegeta muttered, smirking.

She sat down in the throne next to vegeta's, returning the smirk. Vegeta stood and floated over to
the door, locking it. He then turned and walked to his Queen, his dark red cape billowing
behind him. He had a devilish smirk on his face as he pulled off his cape and tossed it to the floor.
Bulma smiled, taking off hers as well.
*At this point Goku couldn't contain himself any longer and shouted, laughing, "Strip Show!"*

*"Shut up!" Vegeta growled, still watching his own dream intently. He didn't remember it and wanted
to see what happened next.*

"Did you wear your swim suit?" Dream Vegeta was asking, starting to pull off his shirt.

"Yes, I thought we might get in the spa." Bulma replied, standing up and looking at the spa in
the middle of the throne room. "Weird place for it though."

*"It is weird." Bulma said. "Right in the throne room? Odd."*

"Well that's where my parents wanted it," Dream Vegeta replied, "when they were the rulers."
He took off his pants to reveal his swimming trunks.

*"Whoo take off your pants!" Chi-Chi joked. The rest laughed and Vegeta just smirked.*

The scene was now showing Bulma in a blue bikini walking to the spa. Then it showed Vegeta smirking,
then he disappeared. The scene flashed to the spa, which Bulma was about to climb into. Vegeta suddenly
appeared sitting in the spa, arms crossed and smirking, "Beat you."

Dream Bulma sat next to him smiling, eyebrows inclined inward. "Well you cheated, I can't do that."

"That's because your weak," He teased, flicking her nose.

"Oh and who obeys my every command?" She smirked.

"The servants." Her husband replied.

"You." She said, acting as if he hadn't answered her.

"I don't obey your every command!" Vegeta argued.

*"Liar!" Goku smiled at Vegeta.*

*"Hmph," Vegeta snorted, "I do not!"*

"Do so." Dream Bulma smiled, crossing her arms.

"I only obey SOME."

"Most."

"Some!"
"Most!"

"Some!"
< br> "Vegeta, give me a back rub."

"Alright." He sat her on his lap and put his hands on her shoulders.

"Ha!" Bulma laughed, "See!?"

"See what?!" he asked, rubbing her back and shoulders.

"You just obeyed my command!"

There was a knock at the door. Vegeta sighed and lifted his hand, the key near his clothes lifting as well.
As he moved his hand the key flew into the lock and turned as he twisted his wrist. "Come in." He called.
It was Goku, who was in command of a lot of the things that went around in the palace of Vegetasei.

"Sire, My Lady." Goku curtsied.

The two sitting in the spa sweat dropped.

*Everyone started cracking up, even Goku.*

*"Did I just curtsie!?" He laughed.*

*"YES!" Everyone replied. Chi-Chi fell off the couch she laughed so hard. This caused the laughter
to increase even more. Goku helped her up and then said, "Ok everyone, quiet, I wanna see what happens."
Everyone shut up, their attention returning to the TV.*

"I was just wondering what you were up to." Goku said, smiling at his friends.
They had been friends since high school, but Vegeta still had a bit of a grudge on him.

"I have a question for you." Bulma smiled at Goku.

"Shoot."

"Tell me, is it true that Vegeta obeys most of my commands?"

"Woman!" Vegeta growled, "Do you want me to untie your swim suit top!? I'm right behind you and I can and will!"
"Vegeta!" Bulma blushed, trying to reach behind her and hold the ties of her suit protectivly.

"Well I already saw them once..." Goku said absentmindedly, remembering when in high school Bulma had
flashed all the guys on a dare.

*"It's true!" Goku smiled.*

For some reason the thoughts were thought out loud in the dreams.

"AND YOUR SAYING YOU WANT TO SEE AGAIN!?" Vegeta growled the yell angrily.

Goku waved his hands in front of him, "No, no! I was just saying that!"

"Good..." Vegeta growled. He didn't want any one hitting on his wife, especially 'Kakarot.'
"You have your own wife, go look at her-"

"VEGETA!!!" Bulma yelled, turning around fiercely. "You have no respect for women sometimes!!"

Vegeta mumbled an apology, looking down. Goku forced back a chuckle and satisfied himself by mumbling, "Dog."

*Everyone laughed.*

"Well I must be going..." Goku said, turning to the door, "Sorry for the interruption."

*"Yeah, the interruption." Goku winked at the two sitting on the love seat.*

"He better be." Vegeta said, taking Bulma in his arms as the door closed. Bulma put her arms around him and he leaned down until
thier lips met. They started making out and Vegeta was leaning forward so much that he accidentally pushed Bulma under water.
They pulled apart, Bulma surfacing quickly. She coughed out some water. "Vegeta!"

*Everyone luaghed some more. Bulma pushed Vegeta's arm, "Aggressive aren't you?" He just smirked.*

"Oops. Sorry." He held her again and they sat contently in the warmth of the water. Vegeta turned his head, his lips
brushing her ear as he said, "I love you."

*They all Aww'ed, accept for Vegeta and Bulma, who blushed slightly.*

The door suddenly burst open and there stood Yamcha, very muscular and he needed a shave. "Bulma, my love!" He said, reaching
his hand toward her.
*"What's he doing there!?" Vegeta growled, standing up from his seat.*

Dream Vegeta growled but then stopped and looked in shock at his wife who stood up and replied, her eyes sparkling.
"Yamcha! You returned to me!"

*"Uh stealing your girl?" Goku suggested, watching Bulma call Yamcha like she loved him dearly.*

Dream Bulma stumbled out of the spa and ran to him and they kissed, Yamcha spinning Bulma around as they did so.
They pulled apart as Vegeta stuttered in suprise but couldn't make the words form on his tongue. Then, to
Vegeta's horror, he saw a saiyan tail uncurl from around Yamcha's waist.

*"Vegeta, you know that would never really happen!" Bulma said as her boyfriend turned to her,
a hurt look in his eyes.*

*After a moment her smirked and sat down, "Your right."*

"I shall now be the king of all Saiyans!" Yamcha smirked, reaching his hand out toward Vegeta.
The crown slipped from his head and flew to Yamcha and rested on his head.

*"That-" Vegeta growled but was cut off by Goku who said, "That Idiot just stole your kingdom!"*

"NO!!!" Dream Vegeta squeaked.

*Goku laughed, pointing to the screen, "You sounded like a girl Vegeta!"*

Vegeta grasped his throat, his voice was high and it was hard to breath.
He caught himself pulling out an inhaler and taking it. He found himself pushing up large rimmed glasses up higher on the bridge of his nose
with his pointer finger. He looked at his hands. They were thin and wiry, so were his legs and arms and all of his body.

*"What AM I!?!" Vegeta gasped, standing and looking at the him on the TV.*

*Piccolo said simply, "Well Vegeta, you're a dork."*

He was suddenly in a black room, the only other thing in it a broken mirror hanging on the wall. He screamed as he looked at his reflection.
"I...I look like some type of dorky teenager!" he said in disbelief, his voice oddly higher than usual.

*Everyone laughed except for Vegeta. He just sounded so FUNNY.*
He suddenly heard a noise. It was a melody of a song being hummed. He turned in the direction of where the sound was coming from and saw
a little girls walking past. She stopped and looked up at him with those big innocent eyes, her blonde pig tails bouncing a bit.
Suddenly her eyes went into slits and she flew at the now thin and weak Vegeta, kicking him painfully in the ribs.

*"Possessed little girl!" Goku said, hugging Chi-Chi for comfort. "She's scaring me!"*

*"It's ok Goku," Chi-Chi giggled, patting his arm, "She's not real."*

"Dork!" She yelled in a deep man's voice, punching his face again and again as she held him in a head lock.

His glasses broke and fell to the floor. He couldn't see well. Everything was blurry. Well all that there was to see, such as the little girl
and himself. Suddenly the little girls jumped up and kicked him to the ground. She came down hard with her elbow, hitting his stomach and
yelling in that deep masculine voice, "BODY SLAM!"

Then everything was pure black, the only sound was him, gasping for air...



"Wow Vegeta," Goku said, breaking the silence, "You just got your butt kicked by a little girl."

Vegeta blushed a little, glaring at his spiky haired friend.

"That was the funniest thing!" Karina giggled, "Vegeta sounded like a girl himself and the little
girl sounded like a big black guy!" Everyone joined her laughter, except for Vegeta, who crossed
his arms and "hmph"ed.

"It's ok." Bulma giggled, pulling him down to sit next to her again. She kissed his cheek,
"I'm flattered you dreamed that I was your wife." The other two giggled and Piccolo and Goku
looked at each other like, "Heh heh, the dog."

They snickered as Vegeta smirked and kissed her.

"Hey!" Chi-Chi said, looking at the screen, "Break it up you two, the next dreams coming on!"

~*~
The picture swirled onto the screen and then there was sound.

Piccolo ran his pick over his guitar's strings one last time in the blink of an eye. As the sound of it faded from the loud speakers allaround the HUGE auditorium the fans cheered and called for more. He threw his hands into the air, both having the two middle fingers pressed to his
palms and his thumb on top of them. {You know what I mean, right?} The crowd roared with applause and yelled his name. He smirked and walked off stage,
have finishing another sale out concert.

*"Cool." Everyone said, then laughed.*

After his manager told him what a great job he had done and when he'd get paid Piccolo found the stairs and climbed them until he reached the roof.
He went outside onto the roof, looking up at the star-filled sky. He smiled as he heard a woman's voice singing softly into the night. He peeked
out from behind some big air conditioning unit to see a young woman with bright green hair flowing onto her back and shoulders turned away from
him. He could here her singing softly and could tell by the way her head was tilted she was looking up into the night sky.

*"I know who it is! I know who it is!" Goku shouted, jumping up from his seat. Everyone sweat dropped.*

He walked up behind her with out her noticing and put his arms around her waist, resting his chin on her shoulder and whispering her name, "Karina..."
She turned to him, not slipping or breaking out of his embrace and threw her hands around hes neck, hugging him. He kissed her passionately. They pulled away
from each other slowly after a while. Piccolo rested his forehead against hers, staring into her eyes.

"It's been so long..." Karina whispered, her eyes sparkling.

"Months..." Piccolo agreed.

"I missed you." Karina hugged him, he hugged back.

"You got out your latest CD I heard." He said.

"Yeah, it's a hit. So is yours, and the one you did with Vegeta and Goku." Besides of making CD's by himself he was in the band with Goku and Vegeta,
The Xtra TerrestrialZ, the band they had all started in high school.

*"COOL." The three guys said, smirking.

"Yeah, but Goku took a break and I haven't seen him as long as I have you."

*"Break?" Goku blinked. "Oooh! BREAK!" He laughed stupidly.*

*The others just blinked and sweat dropped, confused.*
"Um...yeah..." Karina looked away. Piccolo blinked.

"Karina..." Piccolo said dramatically, "Is there something you...haven't been telling me?"

*"What is this?" Vegeta growled, "A soup opera?"*

*"Soup opera?" Bulma laughed, "It's SOAP opera, stupid!" He "hmph"ed.*

"No." Karina said, turning away and breaking out of his embrace.

"Come then!" Piccolo said, turning to the side of the building, hands on his waist and a foot up on the side. He looked like a super hero or something.

*Everyone sweat dropped.*

"To your get away?" Karina asked, her hands on her collar bone and her eyes sparkling.

*"This is SO dramatic!" Chi-Chi laughed.*

"Yes!" Piccolo replied. Soon Karina, in his arms, Piccolo was flying through the sky torwards the forest. He landed in the clump of the thickest trees,
where a small log cabin was hidden. He unlocked the door and the two entered.


*"It's Piccolo's LOVE shack." Goku snickered.*

It was finely furnished with modern chairs and such and there was a spa in the corner of the room. There was a small
kitchen in the same room and a door near the spa. It was the bathroom.

Piccolo took off his shirt. "Care to spa?"

*"Strip shoooow!" Goku smiled.*

*"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled, sick of Goku's wise cracks.*

"Sure." Karina smiled, "Let me change." She pulled her swim suit out of her pocket and ran into the bathroom.

A few minutes later Piccolo looked from the spa as Karina came out from the bathroom in a black bikini. He wolf whistled and she giggled.
She sat next to him, resting head resting on his shoulder. He put his hand on her lower back, tucking the top of her head under his chin.
Piccolo "un-tucked" her head from his chin and put his finger under his chin and lifted her head so she looked at him. He kissed her forehead,then the bridge of her nose, then her lips. He kissed her neck and then looked into her eyes. She fluttered her eyelashes.

"I love you." He whispered, smiling.

*Everyone Aww'ed except the Green one and his Girl.*

Suddenly the front door, which was the only door besides the one that went into the bathroom, burst open. Goku stepped in. One thing Piccolo noticed
first was that Goku really needed a shave. On the top of his lip and all over his chin and around his lips was brown and sorta hairy looking. The next thing was he only had his boxers on, which had little hearts all over them.

*"Hey those are the boxers you were wearing when I went over to your house to record your dream!"
Bulma laughed, looking at Goku.*

*"How did you see them!?" Goku asked, blushing. The other two snickered.*

*"Well," she tried not to giggle, "It was sort of hard to miss them when you were sleeping with your butt in the air and your
thumb in your mouth." Everyone laughed, except for Goku.*

"Karina!" Goku said, opening his arms.

"Goku! My love!" Karina responded, standing up.

*"My Love?" Karina blinked, her voice cracking.*

"Your wha-" Piccolo didn't get to finish his sentence because Karina used his head to boost herself out of the spa, pushing his head under water.
When he came back up, gasping for air, he saw Karina run to Goku and kiss him. Goku kissed back, his hands on her back.

*"Eeeeeeeeew." Goku said. "No offense Karina, but the only girl I wanna kiss is MAH girl." He put his arm around Chi-Chi.*

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Piccolo yelled in horror.

"Sorry Piccolo," Karina said, jumping into Goku's arms, "but you so ignored me when you went on your tour to Europe
and I decided to find someone else."

"B-b-but-" Piccolo stuttered.
*"T-t-t-today Junior!" Goku laughed.* {From Sarah who says IT from Billy Madison...Ooo'er}

"But nothing, Goku's my true love."

*"How wrong is that?" Bulma smiled.*

"Heh heh, sorry Piccolo." Goku smiled.

"But, what about Chi-Chi!?" Piccolo asked.

"Oh, her, well I'm cheating on her right now."

*"What's with people cheating on each other in these dreams?" Chi-Chi stated.*

Piccolo fainted and all that he could see was blackness...



"There you go fainting again." Goku said as he watched Piccolo sink into the water, unconcious on the screen.

"Chh, I don't faint THAT much!" Piccolo replied.

The others stared at him until he admitted, "OK so I do."

"Kakorrot and Karina?" Vegeta said. He laughed.

"How very very wrong." Chi-Chi stated.

"Yes...it...is." Goku said, wide eyed.

The others looked at him. "Um...ok?" Piccolo said.

"Who's on Drugs? I'M on Drugs! WHOO WHOO WHOO!" Goku said.

"Drugs!?" Chi-Chi sounded horrified.

"Whooooooo's on druuuugs?" Goku smiled, pointing at Chi-Chi, "Yooooooooous on druuuugs!"

"I AM NOT!" Chi-Chi yelled, crossing her arms and closing her eyes, "hmph"ing.

"HEY!" Goku said, flying up and landing next to Piccolo, almost sitting on Karina.

"You're my deeealer." He said.
"I..am?" Piccolo blinked.

"HECK YEAH!" Goku laughed stupidly, slapping his knee. The others sweatdropped, staring at him.

"Whatchu lookin' at, Boy?" Goku said, eyeing Vegeta with narrow eyes.

"I really don't know." Vegeta smirked, crossing his arms, "Either someone who's an idiot and acting stoned,
or an idiot who's acting drunk."

"BOY!" Goku yelled, "Don't you be talkin' to me in that sasSAY tone a' voice."

"And what If I do?"

"Then I'll come over there and kick your bootay good."

"Well why don't you come over and try to?" Vegeta growled.

"Alright!" Goku smiled, standing up and starting to walk over.

A hand stuck in front of his face. He stopped and blinked, looking to the source of the hand.
It was none other than Chi-Chi. She pulled on his shirt, making him sit down again.

Vegeta started to stand and walk over, but bulma did the same to him.

"Hey what's the big idea-" Vegeta started.

"Shh!" Bulma hissed, putting a finger over her lips, "Goku's dream is starting."



~*~


Goku chopped down a large tree with his big blade. He reached the hand back with the blade in
it and stuck it in it's holder on his back. He was wearing orange cargo shorts with camoflage
print and a matching vest but no under shirt. He pushed some bush leaves out of his way and looked
down onto the beautiful valley. There was a waterfall that flowed into a large river that
trailed along the bottom of the cliff he was on top of. Everything was green and lush.

*"Ooo, this is cool! I like my dream so far!" Goku smiled, leaning closer to the screen.*

Dream Goku smiled and pulled off his vest, a daring look in his eyes. He spread his arms out at his
sides and jumped off the cliff.
*"Uh...Kakorot...your heading straight for the ground." Vegeta smirked at Goku.*

Goku fell headfirst onto the ground.

*Everyone started laughing, even Goku.*

Dream Goku blinked before jumping up to his feet, holding
his head, and running around in circles, crying in pain.

*Vegeta held his side as he laughed even harder, "Man thats funny!"*

He stopped after a while, rubbing the large red bump on the top of his head.
Goku sniffled and looked around.

*"Aww, poor Goku." Bulma smiled, looking at him sniffle innocently on the TV.*

He thought he had heard a bush rustle.

*"Shhh!" Bulma said frustrated at her boyfriend, "Stop laughing Vegeta! Something's going on!"*

*Vegeta suppressed his laughter to a snicker before shutting up then stating, "It was just so funny." He smirked.*

He looked around and suddenly a black haired female jumped from behind a tree and caught
his hands, forcing them behind his back as she tied them together with some kind of vine. As hard as he
tried he, surprisingly, couldn't break the odd plant.

*"Is that you Chi-Chi?" Karina asked, leaning closer to the TV screen and squinting her eyes.*

*Chi-Chi blinked then responded, "I don't know, I just could tell it was a black haired girl.
She was moving to fast for me to see her properly."*

*"I just know it's Chi-Chi." Piccolo smirked, crossing his arms, "Who else would Goku dream about
capturing him?" The others nodded, agreeing.*

The female came up in front of him and he blushed. She was wearing an animal skin like a bikini
and her long black hair was down to her shoulders. The wind lifted it and it whipped around her face.
Her eyebrows were furrowed and she had a spear in one hand and a coil of the same kind of
vine she had used to tie his hands together. Her raven black eyes flashed.

*Vegeta started laughing again and said loudly, "It's Chi-Chi! Amazon Style!"*
*"Chi-Chi in a itty bitty fur bikini!" Piccolo said in the tune of the "itty bitty yellow polka dot bikini" song.
{Have you heard that? I have o.o'}*

*Chi-Chi blushed, crossing her arms. Bulma hit Vegeta on the arm so he would shut up, but it didn't
really make any effect. Piccolo joined Vegeta in laughing but then they both shut thier mouths as
they saw dream Goku was about to speak.*

Goku caught himself saying dumbfoundedly, "Gee your pretty."

*Chi-Chi blushed and so did Goku. Bulma and Karina "Awww'd" and then giggled. Vegeta and Piccolo
smirked.*

"You have some nerve." She growled, walking back behind him.

*They all blinked.*

"OW!" Dream Goku yelped as he was poked in the rear with her spear.

*Vegeta and Goku started laughing again.*

"Move it!" The woman commanded.

"Where are we going?" Goku asked, rubbing his bum with his tied hands as he walked forward.

"To my village. There are only women here and men are not welcome."

"Bummer." Goku said, "All those women and no men to keep 'em company. OW!!" He yelped,
jumping as he was poked again.

*Everyone started laughing this time.*

"This is why. Men just act like women are they're play things. We are people too."
He heard the girl say angrily.

"Us guys aren't totally like that!" He argued and walked where he was led.
"We are also caring and are-"

"Morons." She finished.

"NO!" Dream Goku argued, then snorted.

*"We are not!" Piccolo argued.*

*"Yeah!." Vegeta snorted.*
*"You can be." Bulma looked at him.*

*"What!?" Vegeta growled, "I am NOT a moron!"*

*"What's 1556 multiplied by 1643?" She smirked, knowing he had to at least have a pencil and paper
to work out that problem.*

*Vegeta looked very frustrated but then said with a smirk, "I don't know, why don't you tell me?"*

*To his surprise she answered, "The answer is 2,556,508, for your information."*

*He growled, furrowing his eyebrows deeply, "You probably just made up a number and it's not
correct.*

*"No I'm almost positive it's right." Bulma looked thoughtful and pulled a calculator out of
the back pocket of her jean shorts. Vegeta blinked as she handed it to him and said, "Check it."*

*Vegeta raised an eyebrow at her then typed in the equation. He "hmph"ed and threw the calculator back to her, "Lucky guess." Bulma smiled in
triumph, looking at the calculator that read 2,556,508.*

"Shut up, we're here." Dream Chi-Chi said, pushing Dream Goku through some large bushes.

Goku's eyes widened as he looked around the large village. And all he saw were wemon, really hott women. No men.
'Wait,' He thought, seeing two, 'there are some tied to those poles.' He was led to a pole next to the two other
men, and his hands were tied to it, still behind his back. He looked at the other two men, only now recognizing them.

"Piccolo! Vegeta! How did you get here?" Goku asked in amazement.

"I can't remember...I just remember being captured by a foxy chick and brought here." Piccolo answered shaking his
head.

"Me too." Vegeta agreed, "But, at least we are surrounded by fine women."

*Bulma looked at Vegeta crossing her arms. Vegeta quickly glanced at her and sweat dropped, glancing
quickly back to the TV.*

Goku chuckled, looking around at all of them. "Which one do you like the best? The one that brought me here is my
favorite and I bet she is alot nicer than she acts."
*Chi-Chi smiled at Goku who gave her a grin.*

"I like that one," Piccolo answered, nodding to a girl that was wearing a leopard skin dress that was pretty short and
had no sleeves. She had green hair and matching eyes, both intensely bright.

*Karina blushed, "That's me." She smiled and leaned closer to Piccolo, her head resting on his shoulder.*

"She's hott." Goku approved.

*Karina blushed a deeper red as Goku looked at an angry Chi-Chi.*

*"Why are you checking out other women!?" She growled.*

*"I still like you the best!" Goku said, "Besides, that's my dream self, not the real me. It's not
like I check out Bulma and Karina as much as I do you!" Goku blushed, he knew that was a lie.
But at least Chi-Chi seemed satisfied with his answer and took his hand. He squeezed it and smiled
as she gave him a kiss on the cheek.*

"Not as fine as the one who brought me here." Vegeta said, squinting his eyes to try and find her. "There she is."
Vegeta pointed with his chin to a bright blue haired female. She was wearing a wrap around dress made of what looked
to be cheetah fur. It was styled like Karina's. Of course, they didn't know their names.

*Bulma smiled at Vegeta who was smirking at her. Then she stated, "Isn't it just so nice that we
in the dream world capture our guys in the dream world and they like them best?"*

*The rest smiled at Bulma before looking back to the screen.*

Goku let out a wolf whistle and immediately all the girls turned to him and shot him the evil eye. He gulped and
sweat dropped, smiling apologetically.

*The girls laughed and the guys snickered.*

*"Really. That's happened to me before." Goku smiled. "Before I was going out with Chi-Chi I was
at this public pool and there were a lot of fine chicks around and I wolf whistled and they all glared at me." The others laughed with him.*

They went back to what they were doing and he sighed with relief.

After an hour of leaning against the pole, bored out of his mind, he yelled to Chi-Chi, "Heeeeeey!"
She turned to him, immediately lifting her spear. "What is it?" She asked.

"How long are we just going to sit here?"

"Until we figure out a proper punishment for you." She started to walk away.

"Chi-Chi!" Goku called suddenly.

She slowly turned around, lifting an eyebrow at him, "How...how did you know my name?"

*"Well I've been going out with you, duh." Goku joked, smiling at Chi-Chi.*

"I...just...knew..." He responded, wide eyed.

"Really?" She walked closer to him, her eyes softening.

After a dramatic pause he laughed, "No I just heard another girl call you Chi-Chi." The other two men
joined in his laughter.

*In real life the men snickered.*

Chi-Chi looked pissed off and walked out of their vision, apparently behind them.
"No, no, no-OW!" Goku yelped.

The others let out a little yelp of pain and Chi-Chi came in front of them, twirling her spear.

*"She poked us in our rears!" Goku said, smirking.*

But she smiled at Goku and winked before walking off.

"I knew she'd do that..." Goku whined, rubbing his behind oddly tied to the post.

"That's what the blue haired one did to me too." Vegeta said, rolling his eyes. "I said 'Dang your fine' after she had tied
my hands behind my back and she got all pissed and poked me in the butt with the tip of her blade."

*Everyone started laughing again.*

"Speak of the devil..." Piccolo said, looking up at the girl Vegeta had just been talking about.
She was walking over to them.

"Crap, what if she heard me?" Vegeta whispered, "I don't want to get poked anymore!"

*Bulma started laughing.*
*"What's so funny?" Vegeta asked, raising an eyebrow.*

*"You just sound so funny." She replied, giggling. She then spoke in a deeper voice, imitating him,
"'I don't want to get poked any more!'" Vegeta crossed his arms and snorted.*

"Hello, men." She said, a hand on her hip as she arrived in front of them. "I brought your food."

Goku had noticed, unlike the other two, that she had a large wooden plate of fruits. "Who wants the apple?" She
smirked, lifting it from the plate.

"Ooo Ooo me!" Goku said, hopping around his pole, still tied to it.

*The girls giggled.*

Dream Bulma giggled and threw him the apple and he caught it easily in his mouth and it was gone after 5 seconds of
being there.

She smirked and held up a pear, "Anyone?"

Piccolo was just staying silent the whole time and Vegeta said, "Give it to me."

Instead of throwing it into Vegeta's mouth Bulma walked up and stuck it roughly in his mouth.
"'EY!" Vegeta growled, the pear stuck in his teeth, making it hard for him to speak properly.
She winked and turned away, "Don't give orders. You're the one tied to the post, remember?"

*"Ooo," Piccolo smirked, "Burn."*

*Vegeta growled and glared at Piccolo. The namek payed no attention to the angry saiyan and continued
watching Goku's dream.*

The guys continued getting fruit, except for Piccolo, you know him, untill the
wooden plate was cleared.

"I'm still hungry..." Goku whined to her.

"Well I think we have decided to free you soon, since you really have been much politer than the other men that have
come here." Hey eyes flashed to Vegeta, "Well mostly anyways." Vegeta furrowed his eyebrows.

"Ooo Goody." Goku grinned goofily, his eyes closed, "Do you think we'll have dinner?"

"I'll see what I can do." She laughed. She turned to walk away but Vegeta called to her.
"Hey, woman, what's your name?" He asked.

She turned around, eyebrows furrowed, "It is not woman so don't call me that in the first place."
Vegeta blinked as she continued, "It's Bulma."

As she walked away Vegeta called after her, "I'm Vegeta!"

About an hour later Chi-Chi came and untied them. She still kept her spear ready at her side, just incase they tried to
pull anything stupid.

"We are going to have a banquet." She announced to the men.

"Cool." Goku replied, grinning.

"Follow me." She forced back the smile that tugged at her lips. 'He really is sweet.' She thought, glancing back at him.

*Hearing Dream Chi-Chi's thoughts Goku grinned at the real Chi-Chi, who smiled.*

"What's your name?" She asked as they walked side by side, the other two following.

"Goku." He replied.

She nodded and they arrived at these large wooden tables surrounding a camp fire. The tables were loaded with dishes
upon dishes of steaming delicious food, the sight of it making Goku's mouth water. In a flash he was
seated in one of the empty seats, since many of the women were already seated. Vegeta looked around
for Bulma, but didn't see her anywhere at the table. He sat in one of the empty seats, Picciolo next to him.
After a little while Bulma and the green haired girl walked around the tables, looking for empty seats.
The only ones were next to Vegeta and the one on Piccolo's other side. As Bulma sat next to him, Vegeta
smirked, looking her up and down.

*"Would you just look at the seating arrangements?" Karina chuckled, "Perfect aren't they?"*

*The others smiled and Chi-Chi squeezed Goku's hand, getting a slight squeeze back.
Bulma felt Vegeta's arm slip around her waist and heard him whisper with a smirk,
"They sure are." She smiled and rested her head on his shoulder.*

"Now," A woman, who was quite old, said, "These men came to us-"
"Came? We were brought here!" Piccolo whispered to Vegeta, who nodded.

*"Chh," the real Piccolo said, "It's true."*

"-and we thought that they were like the rest. Only looking at are looks and not the real person inside."

"But, they're looks are good things too." Vegeta pointed out to Piccolo.

Bulma jabbed him in the side with her elbow, "Shut up, the Mistress is talking!"

"Woman..." Vegeta growled threateningly.

*"Bulma's beating on Vegeta." Goku snickered, but Vegeta chose to ignore the comment.*

"But," The woman blinked, looking at the two, "I can see, even though they can be rude, they are different."

Goku was looking longingly at the steaming food, not listening to a word the Mistress was saying.
Then one thing she said at the end got through to his mind.

"Let us feast!"

Goku dug in, and soon was enjoying the delicious tastes that the food provided. He had no idea everyone was
watching in awe. Well, they were looking at Vegeta in surprise as well, for he was making a big pig of himself too.
The others decided to grab some food before the two young men devoured everything. Soon, even though Vegeta and Goku
had the biggest serving out of everyone, all the people that sat around the tables
were contently full, the plates and dishes wiped clean.

*Chi-Chi looked at Goku sternly, "You really can be a big pig you know."*

*Goku just smiled in return and she couldn't help but smile back at his innocent face.*

"Now enjoy yourselves this night," The Mistress said to everyone, "for it is a warm and content night,
and we shall enjoy it."

*"If you ask me," Piccolo smirked, "That woman is on something." The others laughed.*

Goku stifled his loud burp, patting his stomach as the elder woman stood and walked off deeper into the village.
It was in a sort of rain forest, all the trees and plants green and lush. The houses were tree houses, all high above where they were sitting. There were many latters and ropes and vines, all used for
climbing up to the hard-to-reach homes.

Goku looked around, realizing that it was a good defense to have homes up so high. If intruders came you could simply
pull up the latters, ropes, and vines and the homes would be nearly untouchable. But, Goku knew, they were most likely
good fighters, the women. They had blades and spears and such, and were fast. Goku had been very
surprised when Chi-Chi had caught him.

*'Surprised in deed.' Goku thought, listening to his own thoughts from the television.*

Piccolo stood, Karina standing with him. "Karina's gonna show me around." He announced to Vegeta and
Goku, motioning to the green-haired girl who smiled sweetly.

"Ok." They responded.

*"Sure..." Goku smiled widely, looking at Piccolo, "Show you around." He winked a few times before
Chi-Chi elbowed him and he snickered.*

Goku turned to Chi-Chi and smiled broadly, "Show me around?" He winked playfully and she knocked him on the head.
He laughed and she joined him.

*"It's so much like real life." Karina smiled at Chi-Chi and Goku.*

"Sure." She stood up and took his hand. He stood up and followed her as she led him to a vine.
She grabbed onto it and started scaling it. "Catch me if ya can." She teased.
He smirked and flew up, passing her. She blinked, "You can fly?"

"Like a bird." He swooped past her quickly, grabbing her and plucking her from the vine. He flew her to where the top of
the vine was resting, which was the porch of a tree house. He set her down on her feet and she led him inside.
She sat, telling him her childhood and of stories. She also told him why she came there in the first place.
She poured herself out to him, feeling comforted in his presence, and him in her's.

He watched her in the fire light and he noticed she looked so beautiful in the light.
It flashed out her details, brightening her features on her face, then flickered into
darkness again.

*"The mood is set, now I just KNOW what's going to happen." Vegeta snorted, "I rather notsee this."*

Dream Goku leaned close to her, their noses sliding next each other, they're lips
brushing each others. He kissed her and she returned the kiss, her hands sliding
up his muscular arms, and his sliding up her back. The door suddenly opened, and they
pulled away, blushing. There stood Vegeta and Piccolo; they walked in uninvited.

"Piccolo, Vegeta. What is it?" Goku asked, blushing.

"We decided to join the tribe." Piccolo said, his voice lighter than usual.

*"What the heck is that supposed to mean?" Piccolo growled.*

"Join!?" Goku's voice cracked with surprise.

Chi-Chi stood, "I am glad. Come, show your true selves."

"True selves!?" Goku asked, looking from Chi-Chi to Vegeta and Piccolo rapidly.

*Vegeta blinked, looking at the screen, for he had looked away when Goku and chi-Chi had
started kissing.*

"Alright." Vegeta said, his voice totally different. It was high and smooth and feminine,
like Chi-Chi's. As Goku watched Vegeta reached up to his neck and grabbed a zipper.
He pulled it down to reveal his muscle was a suit, and he was wearing a dress,
though his body was a woman's. He took off a mask to reveal himself except his
face was slimmer, his lips fuller with lipstick on them, and his eyelashes long.

*"NO!" Vegeta growled, standing up angrily, "I am NOT a woman!!" Piccolo knew it was
coming for him to. He sweat dropped.*

*"I can see this is Goku's dream turning into a nightmare." Bulma said, looking disturbed.*

"YOUR-YOUR-YOUR!" Goku couldn't say it and then looked at Piccolo to discover he had also changed into a woman, big
pink bows on his antennae.

*"Oh my Gosh..." Piccolo said, putting a hand over his face.*

"The name is Piccette." Piccolo said, winking and peace signing, her eyelashes fluttering.

*They all couldn't help but start cracking up. Piccolo didn't join their laughter.
Even though it was REALLY disturbing, it was really funny.*

"And I'm Vega." Vegeta announced, putting a hand on her hip showing off her figure.
*Now Piccolo started laughing as Vegeta shut up, crossing his arms, blushing, and looking away.*

"YOU'RE GIRLS!!" Goku spat, pointing in horror.

"Duh." They both said at the same time, rolling thier eyes all snootily.

*The girls started laughing even louder, but Goku and the other two guys stopped laughing and just
sat there, disturbed.*

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Goku screamed in
horror, falling to his knees...




Finally the women started controlling themselves. Piccolo and Vegeta looked very disturbed and
embarrassed, while Goku looked just plain disturbed.

"That was a funny dream!" Bulma smiled

~*~
Chi-Chi finished making her soup for Goku and set it on the table he was sitting at. He was enjoying all of the fine foods
she had prepared for him. As she pushed the
soup towards him he shook his head, "No, no, Chi, I'm full."

*Piccolo snorted, "Yeah Right. You can tell this isn't real!"*

*Goku rubbed the back of his head, smiling and closing his eyes as he sweat dropped, "Yeah well, I'm a hungry dude!"*

*The others laughed, except Vegeta, who rolled his eyes.*

"But you haven't eaten your usual 10 servings." She said.

*"10?" Piccolo smirked, "More like 20."*

"Yes, yes, but I am going to try and take a diet. I'm sure all this eating is going to catch up on me when I'm older." He
chuckled, rubbing his perfectly thin and muscular stomach.

*"Diet!" Vegeta chuckled, "Yeah right."*
"I'm proud." She smiled.

"Well," He said, standing, "Let me help you clean the dishes and laundry, then we'll go study with Barthalamu."

*"Barthalamu?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow, "What kind of name is that?"*

*A narrators voice spoke to them all...*
Barthalamu was their 6 year old son. Chi-Chi and Goku had decided on the name together and Barthalamu was very
very smart for his age. They had tutored him together and Chi-Chi
hoped that he would win a Nobel prize someday.
After they had done the dishes and laundry they walked into little Barth's room. He was hunched over his books on his
desk, scribbling down a math problem. He was scrawny but muscular,
for Chi-Chi let Goku train him fairly enough, and had glasses and was good-looking. His hair was black and sort of spiky
like Goku's. He was wearing a nice little suit
Chi-Chi had made for him. She smiled proudly as he turned, smiling, and greeted them.

"Hi Mommy, Hi Daddy." He smiled, closing his eyes happily, his smile just like Goku's.

*"It's Midget Goku with Glasses." Piccolo commented.*

"Hey Barthy." Goku grinned, picking his son up under the arms and tossing him into the air. Barthalamu laughed as he
fell into his father's arms again.

*"Barthy." Bulma blinked then started laughing with the guys.*

Goku pulled up a chair and looked over his son's shoulder after he sat him in his seat again.

"This doesn't look so hard." Goku stated.

"It's not that bad." His son replied, scribbling down the correct answer for a difficult algebra problem.

Goku turned to the back of the book. "Hmm..." He said as he read Eienstein's theory of relativity. "This isn't correct."

The other two looked at him as he rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Eienstein's theory of relativity isn't totally correct. You
see, space is actually curved and he says that
in a cycle of events it is flat and even. But if you take the calculous of the theory..." He pulled a paper over to him and
started scribbling down a very hard looking equation,"...and multiply it by the estimated size of space, the relativity is curved."

*"Well now we know it's a dream." Vegeta smirked, looking at Goku,"Kakarot is actually smart."*

*"Hey!!" Goku furrowed his eyebrows, smiling, and threw a pillow at Vegeta, who caught it and laughed with Goku.*

"Wow dad," His son gawked, "You're so smart."

*Vegeta coughed loudly and received a pillow in the face.*

"That's your father." Chi-Chi smiled, hugging her husband, about to burst with pride.

*Karina burst out laughing, pointing at Chi-Chi, "You look so funny!"*

*Chi-Chi and Bulma laughed, admitting she did look like she was going to explode if her chest swelled with pride any longer.*

*A narrators voice spoke again as they watched them do actions as the voice spoke them...*
The rest of the evening they tutored Barthalamu and soon he had learned about ten new ways to multiply theories time
size and divide them by the calculous. {I have no idea what I'm saying _-_}
Then they tucked him in and each gave him a kiss on the head.

Chi-Chi turned off the light, smiling contently. Goku took
her hand and led her to their bedroom. They got dressed into
their night gowns and PJ's and crawled in bed. Goku hugged her and they laid there, feeling each other's warmth
contently. Soon, Chi-Chi fell asleep in Goku's arms.

*The girls Aww'd.*

Suddenly, she was waking up the next morning, not feeling Goku's arms around her. She yawned and pulled herself out
of bed, looking around the room. She walked to the door
and went down the hallway and into the kitchen.

She saw something that made her want to cry and scream at the same time. Goku was over Marron, who was lying on
her back on the kitchen table, wearing a very tight and short skirt
and a spaghetti stap top that showed her belly. The straps were down on her shoulders, as Goku continued kissing her.

*"Ewww!!" Goku screamed, "That would NEVER happen!!"*
Marron's hands were on Goku's butt as they kissed, and Chi-Chi
felt like killing her.

*"GET HER HANDS OFF OF ME!" Goku yelled at the TV; Chi-Chi was looking hurt and Karina and Bulma looked
sympathetic while the other guys looked disgusted.*

She ran at the two but to her surprise and shock she ran right through them, as if they were a
hologram. She reached towards Goku but her hand went right through
his face. She looked at her own hands to see they were semi-transparent. Was she a ghost? 'what am I?' She asked
herself, feeling tears start to run down her cheeks.

*"Aww..." Bulma looked sadly at Chi-Chi, who looked like she was trying to hide her emotions, "It's not real,
at least."*

*Chi-Chi swallowed, "Yeah..."*

She turned as she saw Barthalamu walk in and look at the two. He didn't look surprised or disgusted. He just walked
past them into the kitchen and said, "Mornin' mom, mornin' dad."

*They blinked at how calm the boy was acting. It was as if he was used to it.*

Marron pulled away from Goku for an instant, "Hello Joe." Goku just looked at him and growled, "YOUR NOT SUPPOSED
TO INTERRUPT YOUR MOTHER AND I!"

*"Wow, that's harsh." Piccolo blinked.*

Dream Chi-Chi blinked. It was like she had never existed and now her son was Marron's and his name was Joe.
And Goku was horribly mean looking.

Joe whimpered, starting to run for his room, "Sorry dad."

Goku caught him by the wrist as he slid off of the table. He lifted his son to his face by holding him by the collar of his
shirt. "Don't you dare interrupt us again." He scolded.

Marron yawned and jumped off of the table, going to the kitchen and grabbing a bowl of cereal.
Chi-Chi watched Goku in horror as he continued to scold him.

"I'm going to whip you good if you do it again." He growled the warning, half throwing his son to the hallway.

*"Child abuse." Vegeta smirked but stopped smiling as Bulma shot him a glare.*

"Yessir!" Joe whimpered, running into his bedroom. Goku swayed unsteadily, looking back at Marron. "Where were we?"

Marron smiled evilly and climbed back onto the table. Chi-Chi couldn't stand to watch and ran outside of the house...



"I remember that dream..." Chi-Chi said as Goku wrapped an arm around her shoulder.

"Well it wasn't too bad." Karina said.

"YES IT WAS!" Goku yelled, arguing, "Now I'm totally disgusted!"

The others laughed at his seriousness.

"Hey the next dreams starting." Piccolo said and the others fell silent, watching the screen.


~*~
Karina smiled at Piccolo from across the table. They were sitting at an outside table for two at The RitZ under the
starlight. Piccolo's eyes glimmered in the candle light as he lifted his wine glass and extended it towards her.
"A toast," he said, smiling, "to us."

*Vegeta and Goku snickered as the real Piccolo glared at them. Like Piccolo would ever say something like that.
Karina blushed at her dream.*

She smiled and lifted her glass and they clinked as they touched. "To us." They both drank deeply from their sparkling
crystal glasses.

"This wine is wonderful." Piccolo commented before finishing his glass.

*Goku spoke in an odd voice, holding his hand out in front of him as if he had a glass of wine,
"This wine is WONDERFUL." He said, cross eyed and imitating Piccolo, who growled.*

"I agree." Karina nodded, putting her empty glass down.
A waiter came up to them, a towel over his arm and a large plate covered with a silver cover thing {I dunno what they
are called!} balanced skillfully on each hand. "Your orders are ready."

They thanked him as he set the food in front of them, pulling of the covers to display the steaming gormet food before
them. They soon were enjoying their meal over another glass of fine wine. Piccolo was in a black tux,
a corsage on his chest which had a rose in the center and lush green leaves around it.
He was wearing a top hat to cover his antennae and looked dashing. He smiled, showing his teeth, and they sparkled.

*The two saiyans laughed at the dressy Namek, who really did look funny.*

Karina was wearing a fine blue dress that was sleeveless and down to her ankles. The top and skirt were not connected
and she had a matching blue scarf tied around her neck.
Her shining bright green hair was up in an exquisit bun and she looked very elegant as she smiled, her green eyes
flashing.

*Goku wolf whistled and Karina blushed. Chi-Chi didn't get mad, she knew he was just complimenting her in his own way,
not flirting.*

"After dinner," Piccolo said, "We will go to my place and Jacuzzi, then have some dessert."

*"Jacuzzi, eh?" Vegeta snickered.*

Karina smiled widely, "Oh Piccolo, that is so thoughtful of you."

He grinned, "Yes, you did tell me your shoulders were aching terribly after your shoot."

She smiled and leaned back in her chair and wiped her mouth elegantly with a white napkin, "Yes, well being a super
model does that you know."

He winked, "And a mighty good one you are. You have won countless awards and many beauty contests.
Your friends, Chi-Chi and Bulma are also fine super models but, in my opinion, you are far the best."

*"Oh we are models too?" Bulma chuckled.*

Karina blushed and put her hand on her collar bone. "Oh Piccolo, your such a tease. I'm flattered."
*"Your such a tease Piccolo!" Goku said in a very high voice, slapping his hand in the air and blinking
his eyes quickly a few times. Everyone laughed.*

He took her hand and kissed it, "As am I to have the pleasure to take you here and sit with you."

Karina winked at him and they finished their meals.

"Waiter!" Piccolo called, snapping his fingers; a waiter came running to assist them, "Bring our bill, I will be paying."

"Oh Piccolo, are you sure?" Karina asked, pulled open her purse, "I can cover it..."

"No no no," Piccolo insisted, "I will pay. I make plenty of money being a member of the world famous Xtra TerrestrialZ."

*"Whoo hoo! I hope this is a premonition. World Famous band? That'd be SWEET!" Goku laughed.*

"Alright." Dream Karina smiled at his generosity.

Soon he had payed and they were walking hand in hand out to his limo, which they hopped into and Piccolo ordered the
driver to go to Karina's so they could pick up her things.
After stopping by at her large mansion they were heading to Piccolo's large cabin in the woods. It had an outdoor pool,
Jacuzzi, and many electronic things inside, such as wide screen tv, DVD player, VCR, large remote control stereo, and many other things.
They walked in and Piccolo gave the limo driver the night off.

Soon, they were both changed into their bathing suits, Piccolo in black swimming trunks with flames, and Karina in a
purple bikini.

*"Whoo, whoo." Bulma teased, smiling at her green haired friend who returned the smile.*

*The narrators voice spoke as the actions took place on screen...*
They got into the warm bubbling Jacuzzi outside and Piccolo proceeded in giving his girl friend a good relaxing massage.
She rested her head on his hand as he squeezed her
shoulders gently, so not to hurt her because of his strength. Later they watched a romantic movie on DVD, but they
didn't see much of it, if you know what I mean.

*The others beside the couple laughed at the narrators comment.*

As they sat next each other, Karina in Piccolo's arms and she resting her head on his chest Karina looked up at him. "I
love you." She smiled.

"And I love you..." Piccolo smiled weakly, but looked uncomfortable.

"What is wrong?" Karina asked, frowning.

"It's just..." Piccolo looked down.

*They blinked.*

"You can tell me." Karina said gently, putting her hand comfortingly on his arm.

He enlaced his fingers with hers. "Karina, I can't live like this. i'm living a lie. I can't sing worth crap and I hate my life
terribly. I will miss you, but I can't stand to live any longer."

*Goku blinked, "That's weird."*

Karina just sat in shock at his words as he stood and kissed her on the head and muttered, "I love you." He walked outside and Karina shook her head and stood up. As she reached the door she heard a loud explosion and ran outside.

All she saw was smoke in the sky, little particles flying from it.

*"suicidal Piccolo," Vegeta laughed. Bulma growled and he shut up.*

"NO! PICCOLO!" She cried, covering her face with her hands as she wept, tears streaming down her cheeks steadily.
She fell to her knees and wept, "Don't leave..."


Karina looked down. Piccolo wrapped an arm around her comfortingly and she gave a smile, "I know you would
never do that."

Piccolo smiled back.

"Yeah," Vegeta smirked, "The Green one really isn't suicidal...I don't think so anyways."

The others laughed a bit, except for Piccolo, who raised an eyebrow.

Bulma stood, stretching, since she was stiff from sitting for so long and looked at her watch.
"wow." she blinked, "It's already 8:30."
"Time sure flies when your watchin' dreams." Chi-Chi smiled.

"Well..."Bulma said, anxious to get a moment alone with Vegeta, "It's been a tiring night. How about you guys
go home and get some sleep?"

"Good idea," Goku yawned, stretching his arms and then wrapping one around Chi-Chi. "I'll walk you
home Chi."

Bulma opened the front door for them and waved them all goodbye. But as Vegeta was leaving she caught his
wrist and pulled him inside again, shutting the door.

He raised an eyebrow at her, wondering what she was doing. She still had her hand on the door and was
facing him, the other hand in a fist near her chest. She was standing there looking at him with shaking
eyes that were glassy with tears and had a hurt look in them.

"What's wrong?" He asked slowly, the look in her eyes making him feel like he had to help her, to comfort her.

She continued looking at him and suddenly, with a yelp and a burst of tears she ran to him, hugging him
tightly and crying into his chest.

"Bulma? What's wrong!?" He asked, holding her and wondering why she was being so emotional.

"I-its just..." She continued crying, not finishing her sentence for a moment then continueing.
"My dream was so real Vegeta! It was so real..."

He rolled his eyes, slightly annoyed at her still being so over emotional about a dream, but he patted
her back and held her until her tears stopped.

"It wasn't real Bulma...and you know it." He said, smirking at her when she looked up.

"I know..." Bulma said softly, looking down. Suddenly she just pressed her lips against his,
her hands gently resting on his chest and they stood there for a moment just kissing until
Bulma pulled away, smiling bashfully.

"Sorry...that came out of no where."

Vegeta smirked, cupping her cheek in his hand, "Don't be sorry." He kissed her and pulled away gently.

"Bye." She smiled, waving to him as he took off.
He just gave a single wave as he disappeared into the night sky....

~*~