Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Ten Reasons Why... ❯ Piccolo... ( Chapter 6 )

Ten reasons why...

By: animej... AND MEG!!!!!! ^-^

-I do NOT own any DBZ characters... blah, blah, blah...

THIS time... the chosen one is... PICCOLO!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-ok I'll stop...

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1... Never hurt Gohan, THY WILL DIE!!!!!!!

(hey! It' rhymes again! ^-^)

2... If he and Gohan get engaged... (#_#;;;;;;;) DON'T TELL CHICHI, and don't make fun of them!!!! Uh- oh... HERE'S GOHAN!!!! AND HE'S GONNA KILL YA!!!!! (runs off to the other side of the globe)

3... Don't make fun of his turbin (you know, the little white thing on his head) or THY WILL GET A BEATING!!!!!!!

4... Never insult the way he looks... THAT WILL PISS HIM OFF!!!!!!!

5... Never insult his weird cooking ability, although the food is gross, THY WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!!! (does Piccolo even EAT food? #_#;;;;;;;;)

6... Don't call him a green bean!!!!! No matter HOW much he LOOKS like one... DON'T CALL HIM THAT!!!!!!!

7... Don't steal his clothing... that's just... stupid... He will find you... Oh yes... He WILL find you... And when he does... JUST PRETEND YOU ARE A ROOSTER!!!! Maybe he'll leave you alone..............maybe..........

8... Don't shove a jellybean and pickle sandwich down his throat...

Well... If you do... PICCOLO OTAKU'S WILL MOB YOU!!!! AND HURT YOU REEEEAAAAAAL BAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

And if you survive THAT... well... then you have to deal with... Piccolo... (what a scary thought... @_@)

9... If you catch him reading a book... just... pretend nothing happened... and walk away... just WALK. AWAY...

10... Don't rub his shiny head and mistake it for a genie's lamp!!!

YOU'LL JUST GIVE HIM A HEADACHE!!!!!!!!! And you will be BLOWN TO OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Once again... LOTS of people will suffer from... um... dying... if they do these things...Tsk tsk...~

Vegeta: Why am I first?

Animej: *twitch* *twitch* Because, Vegeta, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!

AND IF YOUEVER ASK THAT QUESTION AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: I doubt that...

Meg: PICCOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have a weird hat...

Piccolo: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!

Animej: *talking to Meg* Piccolo's a grean bean! A grean bean! A green bea-

Meg: Uh... Animej?

Animej: *twitch* He's right behind me isn't he? *turns around*

Piccolo: Hi...

Animej: EEEEK!!!! *jumps back and hits wall*

Bulma: PICCOLO!!!!!! ARE THOSE MY UNDER PANTS?!?!?!?!?!

Piccolo: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?

Meg: Heheheh...

Chichi: ARE YOU INSULTING MY HUSBAND?!?!?!?!

Meg: WHAT?!?!?!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zarbon: I'm ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!

*in background Chichi is chasing Meg with a new... shiny... VERY deadly... frying pan*

Animej: *munching on chips* Tah who? *munch* *munch*

Zarbon: TO FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!!!

Animej: *falls over anime style*

Vegeta: HEY!!!!! YOU DROPPED THE CHIPS!!!!!!!

Animej: Uuuhhh...

Vegeta: *twitch* *twitch* You must die...

Meg: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! *WHACK* OW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Chichi: NEVER INSULT MY GOKU!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!

Animej: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Frieza: Oh my...