Dragon Knights Fan Fiction ❯ Sick? Go to Kharl! ❯ What You Learn From Barney ( Chapter 1 )

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By: ManGafr3ak1992

f globmonster1: I don't own Dragon Knights. pause But I want to! wail

Guest: Shad up

globmonster1: Oh yeah ! This is my guest, faerieonthemoon. She is a BIG meanie!

faerieonthemoon: Shad up

globmonster1: MEANIE!

Shad up!

MEANIE!

Shadup!

MEANIE!

SHUT UP! Do you want to get hurt? :(

globmonster1 cowering in the corner: No. Sheesh. Let me start the story YOUR MAJESTY. ( Please notice the sarcasm)

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Kharl and Garfakcy are both in a dark and gloomy castle when suddenly… Kharl says.

“Garfakcy!” Kharl boomed” Pop in the Barney tape an lets sing a long.

Garfakcy groaned softly and yelled back,” I you know what! Why am I working for such a softie? I QUIT!”

Kharl suddenly ominously loomed over Garfakcy spookily growing bigger and bigger.

“Now do you work for me? Kharl asked then smiles sweetly.

“Y-YYes” Garfakcy stammered,”Master” (EEEEEK!)

While Garfakcy was shoving the tape in, Kharl was bouncing up and down on the couch seemingly like a 3 years old kid.

When Barney showed, he and some stupid kids pranced around singing things about being a doctor. This inspired Kharl.

Kharled oohed loudly,” Ooh… I wanna be a doctor! I wanna be a doctor! Garfakcy, build me a hospital!

Garfakcy whined,” But that'll take a lot of money! I know! I'll go steal!”

“Good boy. Now go fwetch momma some money. OK? OK? OK? Gooood Garfakcy.” cooed Kharl.

In a flash Garfakcy shanged into black clothes like a ninja and off he went like a rocket. Kharl could hear Garfakcy merrily singing as he went.

Garfakcy POD:

I'm gonna pick some pockets, I'm gonna pick some pockets. For me master, Forme master. Why does this sound like someone I know of? Oh well Look! I'm done!

End of Garfakcy POD

Normal POD:

Garfakcy raced back to the castle in a way like little red riding hood.