Dragon Knights Fan Fiction ❯ Thatz Got Run Over By Mr. Death Die! ❯ Thatz Got Run Over By Mr. Death Die! ( Chapter 1 )

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Thatz Got Run Over By Mr. Death Die!

-As sung by Rath

Thatz got run over by Mr. Death Die,

Staggering back to the Dragon Palace Christmas Eve,

You can say it was just one of Kharl's fake creations,

But as for me and Rune, we believe.

He'd been drinking too much milfy,

And his nerves were over-excited about treasure,

And the best theory we can think up,

Is that you can get weakened by too much pleasure.

When we found him Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack,

There were poker chips all around him,

And incriminating dice marks on his back.

Thatz got run over by Mr. Death Die,

Staggering back to the Dragon Palace Christmas Eve,

You can say it was just one of Kharl's fake creations,

But as for me and Rune, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Kitchel,

She's been taking this with such stamina,

See her there in the corner,

Giggling madly and flirting shamelessly with Tetheus-sama.

It's not Christmas without Thatz,

All the Castle's dressed in black,

And we just can't help but wonder,

Should we keep his gambling earnings or send them back?

Alfeegi: KEEP THEM! WE NEED TO BOOST THE PALACE'S VERY DEPLETED TREASURY!

Thatz got run over by Mr. Death Die,

Staggering back to the Dragon Palace Christmas Eve,

You can say it was just one of Kharl's fake creations,

But as for me and Rune, we believe.

Now the feast is on the table,

And the best thing that we all care,

Is that food will still be left over,

Since Thatz is not here to have his share.

I've warned all the servants and Dragon Fighters,

"Better be on your very best guard,"

Never be persuaded by Mr. Death Die's strong allures,

Especially since it's a brainless piece of plastic that's really hard.

Thatz got run over by Mr. Death Die,

Staggering back to the Dragon Palace Christmas Eve,

You can say it was just one of Kharl's fake creations,

But as for me and Rune, we be-lie-e-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

RATH: Happy Holidays Everyone!

KHARL: in deep, eager voice: You sing very, prettily, My Beloved.

RATH: runs away screaming: AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH! I KNEW DOING THIS FIC WAS TOO EASY!

KHARL: gives chase, cackling insanely: COME BACK, MY BELOVED! WE WERE STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE!

A/N: Just so ya know, I'm doing this before Halloween right now, and can hardly wait till Thanksgiving to get it up! OMIGAWD! Now I can TASTE turkey and sweet potatoes! ARRRRRGHH! AND THE PUMPKIN PIE AND THOSE CRUSTY ROLLS! WAAAAAH! IT'S NOT FAIR!: starts singing the Chipmunk Song: Hmm, maybe I should do more songfic parodies :plot,plot,scheme,scheme: O.K. REVIEW, PLEASE! As for me…I'M OFF TO SEE HP AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE! HOO-HAH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! :tosses tinsel everywhere and goes off to spy on Rath and Kharl: