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Welcome to the Blue Kirby Series

This is the Prologue made for it.

This fanfic series is rated PG-13 for violence, mild language, alcohalic mentions, and others. But this
is a fun series so you can start reading it now ...

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(There's a kirby laying down on the couch)

Kirby: Oh hello. I am not actually Kirby. I am Blue Kirby. I am blue.

Blue Kirby: Oh yeah, just call me Blue Kirby for now.

(Blue Kirby goes outside)

Blue Kirby: Okay, I should go check out what's north of me.

(Blue Kirby walks for a few minutes)

Blue Kirby: Who's that? Is that ... a fat guy!!!

Fat Guy: Hey hey! I am not just fat, I am important. I am Peter Griffon.

Blue Kirby: Wow. When did somebody that cool find you in a box?

Peter: I got divorced just a day ago.

Blue Kirby: I'm sorry.

Peter: Don't feel bad, it was my fault anyways. I went to the bar too many times.

Blue Kirby: Oh. A high reason for a divorce eh ...

Peter: Who are you anyways?

Blue Kirby: Oh, I am the Blue Kirby.

Peter: See you later Blue Kirby.

(Blue Kirby walks some more until he falls down a cliff)

(Blue Kirby falls down)

(A trampoline saves him)

Dumb Kid: Hiya bally!

Smart Kid: What's your name?

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... I am Blue Kirby.

Smart Kid: Oh. Hello Blue Kirby. I am Edd but you can call me Douible Dee.

Blue Kirby: Thanks.

Edd: And the kid next to me is Ed.

Ed: Hello mister whatchamacallit!

Blue Kirby: Hi Ed, hi Double Dee!

Edd: Do you want to know where the other guy is?

Blue Kirby: Who?

Edd: One of our friends left us ...

Blue Kirby: I'm sorry.

Ed: His name was Eddy.

Blue Kirby: Oh.

Edd: And he left us for no reason.

Blue Kirby: Now that's stupid.

Edd: I agree. That's something a friend does not do.

Blue Kirby: Well, I gotta go.

Ed and Eddy: Bye!

(Blue Kirby sees some stairs up the cliff)

Edd: So that's where they were.

(Ed and Edd go up the stairs)

(Blue Kirby fly up the cliff)

(Blue Kirby walks around the city)

Man: Let's hope it's Easter soon.

Blue Kirby: Who the heck are you?

Man: Just some guy who stops around here.

Blue Kirby: Oh.

Man: Easter will soon come.

Blue Kirby: Oh yeah, that day.

(Blue Kirby walks away)

Blue Kirby: I've had a strange day today.

(Blue Kirby walks to an alley)

Blue Kirby: What's going on?

(A shadow walks by him)

Shadow: Welcome to my territory.

Blue Kirby: Show yourself!

(The shadow walks out and he is a masked boxer man)

Masked Boxer Man: Welcome to my territory. People who cross this area have to deal with me ... Strong Bad!

Blue Kirby: Strong Bad eh? You seem weird.

Strong Bad: Yep, I am ... WAIT A MINUTE! That isn't true. I've gotten ten bucks last week.

Blue Kirby: Is your job something like ... looking at a computer screen all day?

Strong Bad: Well actually, I do that ... HEY! That isn't funny! Here's how I get my pay!

(Strong Bad jumps to Blue Kirby and steals his cash)

Strong Bad: And this is how I get a dollar a day.

Blue Kirby: You stole my cash!

(Strong Bad runs away)

Strong Bad: You are too weak to deal with Strong Bad.

Blue Kirby: I'll get you next time!

(Blue Kirby leaves the alley and sees that a spaceship is heading towards him)

Blue Kirby: It'll crash someday. I should head south.

(Blue Kirby goes south and sees a kid getting kicked out of a house)

Rude Adult: And never come back! You have made our house bad enough!

Girl: Dad! How could you treat him like that!?

(Kid runs away)

(Kid sees a dumber kid and a girl)

Dumber Kid: Hi I'm Billy who are you?

Kid: My name is ...

Girl: I can think of something ... we're going to call you Sparky until we find out your real name.

Kid: You know my identity?

Girl: What are you talking about? All I just know is that you're a fore-eyed freak.

Kid: Hey!

Girl: And just call me Mandy.

Kid: Okay ...

(Kid runs away)

Blue Kirby: That kid seemed sad.

Rude Adult: Do you mean stupid.

Blue Kirby: Um ...

(Blue Kirby leaves)

(Blue Kirby runs into another fat man)

Fat Man: D'oh! They should just call me Homer Simpson.

Blue Kirby: You are Homer Simpson ...

Homer: Yes I am ...

Blue Kirby: Okay ... (A spaceship crash is heard)

Blue Kirby: What the hell was that!?

(Blue Kirby sees that the spaceship is still crashed)

Duck: Oh ... (moans)

Blue Kirby: Are you Daffy Duck in a duck suit?

Duck: No, I'm Duck Dodgers of the ...

(Duck Dodgers looks at a watch that says "3:15 PM")

Dodgers: Seven Twenty Seven in the morning!? Where have I been!? I gotta go get breakfast!

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... Dennys is 50 miles away from here.

Dodgers: Where am I?

(Dodgers looks at a calender that says "March 21 2004")

Dodgers: What in the name of!? I went back in time! (Duck Dodgers runs around insane)

Blue Kirby: Erm ... that was a first ...

(Blue Kirby goes back to his house)

Blue Kirby: Let's see what's on TV)

(TV turns on)

Tv Announcer: Now time for "Easter Egg Hunt"

Announcer: With three children ... Will, Noah, and Lisa. Whoever collects the most eggs wins 100 packs of Easter Basket and 1000 candies and 10000 bunnies.

Announcer: Ready ... set ... go!

(Will goes to get an egg)

(Noah gets another egg)

(Lisa gets an egg)

Later ...

Announcer: Let's label the egg number!

Announcer: Will has 150!

Announcer: Noah has 111!

Announcer: And Lisa has ... 12! I mean ... 1012! The giant Easter Egg consisted 1000 tiny easter eggs! Lisa wins 100 packs of baskets and 1000 packs of candy and 10000 bunnies!

(Blue Kirby turns off the TV)

Blue Kirby: I'm bored.

(Blue Kirby goes to the city again)

(Blue Kirby sees the abused kid again)

Kid: Hello ...

Blue Kirby: Who are you?

Kid: Just call me Conan.

Blue Kirby: Hi Conan.

Conan: Hi ... whoever you are. An abusive person is trying to kill me. I have to run away from him! (He runs away)

Blue Kirby: That's sad.

(Blue Kirby heads to the alley)

Strong Bad: Guess who's back!?

(Strong Bad strikes Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby dodges Strong Bad)

Blue Kirby: What do you want?

Strong Bad: I want you to get away!

(Strong Bad gets out a knife and leaps to Blue Kirby)

Blue Kirby: Oh my god! I'm going to die!

Strong Bad: Hehehehehe!!!! Nobody survives my knife.

(The knife is just about to touch Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby runs away from Strong Bad)

Strong Bad: WHAT THE!?

(Blue Kirby grabs Strong Bad)

(Strong Bad jumps out from Blue Kirby's hand and then he kicks Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby and Strong Bad face each other)

(Blue Kirby and Strong Bad charge at each other)

(Strong Bad throws coins at Blue Kirby; Blue Kirby goes blind)

Strong Bad: Hey Blue Kirby, your money is now everywhere!

Blue Kirby: That won't stop me from hurting you.

(Blue Kirby closes his eyes and punches Strong Bad)

(They face each other even harder)

(Blue Kirby punches Strong Bad)

(Strong Bad kicks Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby spin kicks Strong Bad)

(Strong Bad spin punches Blue Kirby)

(Strong Bad calls Strong Mad)

(Strong Mad charges at Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby gets squished)

(Blue Kirby goes on bottom of Strong Bad; regains size, and blasts Strong Bad off to Strong Mad)

(Strong Mad punches Strong Bad back and bounces him like a basket ball)

Strong Bad: What the hell are you doing!? You're supposed to turn him to the ball, not me!

(Strong Bad gets hurt)

(Blue Kirby punches Strong Mad)

(Strong Mad punches Strong Bad)

(Strong Bad punches Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby spin kicks Strong Bad and Strong Mad)

(Strong Bad and Strong Mad team up to attack Blue Kirby)

(Strong Bad throws a knife at Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby dodges the knife)

(Strong Mad body slams Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby is squished and when Strong Bad and STrong Mad are standing, Blue Kirby blasts them off)

(They stare at each other)

(Strong Bad shows)

(Strong Mad shows)

(Blue Kirby shows)

(They are all fighting each other)

(Strong Bad throws a bomb to Blue Kirby and makes him eat it)

(Blue Kirby gets dizzy)

Strong Bad: *laughing* That bomb will explode in Blue Kirby. In five! Four! Three! Two! One!

(Blue Kirby spits the bomb out and it's stuck to Strong Bad; STrong Bad gets hurt badly)

Strong Bad: Damn you Blue Kirby!

(Strong Mad charges at Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby kicks Strong Mad and Strong Mad falls and he squishes Strong Bad)

Strong Mad: Garr ...

Blue Kirby: (Grabs the wallet that Strong Bad stole) Well at least I have my money back. I can go back before they do an Easter celebration.

Strong Bad: Grr! I'll be back!

(Meanwhile)

Ed: Let's go up the cliff!

Edd: Okay.

(Edd goes up the cliff)

(The two walk faster)

(Ed and Edd see a house)

Ed: A house! I'm living here to get away from my baby sister!

Edd: Or how about the cul de sac ...

Ed: No way.

Edd: Okay, we'll take this house. We call the basement.

(The two go to the house)

(The two see a basement door)

(They see it involves 2 rooms)

(They inhabit the basement)

(Meanwhile)

Peter: Awe crap! This box has no bathroom! I need to go to the bathroom!

(Peter runs around)

Peter: An Easter Egg? I'm keeping this! Where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom?

(Peter sees the house like the Eds saw)

Peter: Hooray! Now to take a crap.

(Meanwhile)

Blue Kirby: Mmm ... Easter Candy. That food was good. (Blue Kirby eats a chocolate egg)

Blue Kirby: I want to go home.

(Blue Kirby goes to his house, which was the same exact one that Peter and the Eds went in)

Blue Kirby: Now to watch some TV.

(TV turns on)

News Reporter: We have exposed the masked man who has been stealing money from everybody, his name is Strong Bad. And the fat guy over next to him is Strong Mad and they are going to pay a fine of ten thousand dollars.

Strong Bad: Hmm ... that's easy.

News Reporter: And you can't steal.

Strong Bad: Awe crap! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS BLUE KIRBY!!!

(Blue Kirby turns off the TV)

Blue Kirby: What a day. That guy was going to bust a move on someone ...

(Peter goes out of the bathroom)

Peter: AAH! It's the blue blob I meet a while ago!

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... what are you doing at my house?

Peter: I thought it was a restroom. And I live inside the box so I wanted to live here.

Blue Kirby: Okay. .. you can ... only in one condition.

Peter: What?

Blue Kirby: I heard some noise in the basement. Can you check what it is?

Peter: Sure. That's easy.

(Peter goes down to the basement)

(Peter finds Ed and Edd in the basement)

Ed: Hi mister whatchamacallit!

Peter: The name's Peter, and what are you doing in the basement?

Edd: We wanted to live here.

Peter: Oh, is that it ...

(Peter runs up to them and Blue Kirby stops Peter)

Blue Kirby: (Talking to Eds) Why did you move here?

Edd: We had nowhere else to move to. And it's fun down here.

Ed: Yeah.

Blue Kirby: Okay you can live here ... just as long as you don't cause a mess down here.

Edd: Okay.

(Blue Kirby and Peter go upstairs)

Peter: That was simple.

Blue Kirby: Yep. Now you can live here.

Peter: Whoo hoo!

Blue Kirby: But you have to sleep on the couch ...

Peter: In what room?

Blue Kirby: The guest room ...

Peter: Alright.

(Blue Kirby and Peter sit on the couch watching TV)

Peter: Boring. I'm going to the Drunken Clam.

Blue Kirby: Okay. Tell me when you're drunk.

Peter: Okay.

(Peter leaves and turns off the TV)

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This concludes the prologue of the Blue Kirby series. I'll be making more chapters later.