Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Blue Kirby Series ❯ Chapter 3: The Attack of the Great Koopa ( Chapter 3 )

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This is another exciting chapter of the BK Series!

Enjoy.

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(At a castle)

Evil Voice: Welcome to Bowser's Castle. My minions are great forces of koopas and goombas (Koopas and Goombas walk around) along with armies of Boos and Shy Guys (Boos and Shy Guys walk around). My children are great leaders and I am a great king of the koopas. For I am ... Bowser, King of Koopas.

Koopa Troopa 1: Yo Bowser! Should we kidnap Peach?

Bowser: Nope. A green Italian plumber has her hostage.

Koopa Troopa 2: That's why we occupied in the Bowser's Castle 002. Luigi has her hostage in Bowser's Castle 010.

Bowser: Bowser's Castle 10 ... that's around ... Atlantic City.

Koopa Troopa 1: Yes. It's on a VERY high platform. Mario could see it from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bowser: What could be next to Atlantic City ...

(Bowser thinks of the Mushroom Kingdom)

(Bowser imagines Mario walking through some grass)

(Bowser then imagines Mario jumping through platforms)

(Bowser imagines Mario going through a fortress)

(Bowser imagines then Mario going underwater then going to a cave)

(Bowser imagines Mario going through the cave, then going through the ghost house, then going through the volcano)

(Bowser imagines Mario running away from lava in a castle)

(Bowser then imagines Mario going to the surface and then climbing a mountain full of cheese)

(Bowser imagines Mario going through coins)

(Then Bowser imagines Mario going through a level 8-bit)

(Bowser then imagines Mario going up the castle)

Bowser: It seems far away but I know how to get through the whole darn thing.

(Bowser going through the Klown Kopter getting to Atlantic City)

Bowser: Wow. Atlantic City seems pretty neat from here ... and what's so wrong setting a full throtle assault at Atlantic City.

(It points that Blue Kirby's house is in Atlantic City)

Blue Kirby: Nobody is allowed to attack Atlantic City ... that's a law.

Peter: Yep.

Conan: Yep.

Ed: Yep.

Edd: Hmm hmm.

(Blue Kirby gets a cellphone call)

Cellphone: Criminal Report in Block A! The criminal is a prankster!

Blue Kirby: I'll get him.

(Blue Kirby and Peter go outside)

(The criminal turns out to be the Joker from Batman)

The Joker: Ha ha ha! You guys can't catch me!

(The Joker throws explosive cards at buidlings)

(The buildings knock down)

(Some card soldiers jump out of the buildings)

(Ed chases around the cards)

(The cardmen then chase Ed back)

Ed: Those guys are crazy! (Runs away and the cards are still chasing him)

(Ed then throws chickens at the cards and the cards get chased after)

(Blue Kirby and Peter come)

Peter Griffon: Nice distraction Ed.

Ed: YOUR WELCOME!

Blue Kirby: Well, if you can prank ... we can shank!

(Blue Kirby's hands turn to blades)

Blue Kirby: Prepare to be shanked!

The Joker: That won't ... (The Joker gets shanked) Hehehehehe.

The Joker: Ouch! That hurts!

(Blue Kirby throws Peter Griffon at the Joker)

(Peter Griffon bodyslams the Joker)

Joker: Ouch!

Peter: I kill funny clown!

(The Joker turns into a card and flies away)

Peter: Damn it! He turned into nothingness.

Blue Kirby: He escaped ...

Peter: Oh.

(The Joker's shadow leaves)

Blue Kirby: By the way, you know you have to buy my couch and your bed.

Peter: Howabout car?

Blue Kirby: That too.

Peter: Crap!

Blue Kirby: Your obesity was very stupid.

Peter: Oh. I'll buy it all.

(Afterwards)

(Peter gets a couch, a bed, and a car)

Peter: There it is!

Peter: And they won't even know how I got it ...

(Peter has a smuggling bag with him)

(Meanwhile)

Bowser: Ha ha ha ha ha! Mario won't know what hit him!

(Bowser burns down the platform)

(Hookbill - Giant Koopa and Fry Guy - Giant Fireball come)

Hookbill: Whattity what what!?

Fry Guy: Aqui!

Bowser: I am your leader Bowser!

Fry Guy: No you're not! And if Bowser was my friend's leader, a crocodile would be my leader.

(Fry Guy and Hookbill burn down Bowser)

Fry Guy: Luigi is our leader.

Hookbill: Bowser's just some mock worship.

(Hookbill and Fry Guy run away)

(Bowser stands up)

Bowser: Those guys looked heavier and faster.

Bowser: I gotta go after them! (Grabs a bucket of water)

(Bowser runs)

(Homestar Runner appears in front of Bowser)

Homestar Runner: Oh hello mister turtle! I am looking for the bowl! I ate Cheat Commando Os for breakfast again. And I can't find the bowl for my cereal. Can you help me find it mister turtle?

Bowser: I'll do it later!

(Bowser sees a couple of goombas)

Goomba: Yo koopa maw man, you are supposed to be in prison!

Bowser: I'm the wrong ... (A Lakitu throws a spiny at Bowser's mouth and Bowser's face grows and explodes)

Lakitu: I know Bowser's weakness.

(Lakitu brings Bowser to the castle)

Lakitu: We got a prisoner!

(A taller and eviler Luigi gets out)

Evil Luigi: Now ... you look ... like Bowser ... a prisoner ... but since ... I am drunken ... I'll let you go. ..

(Luigi kicks Bowser to Atlantic City)

The Joker: Who is this guy?

(The Joker turns Bowser into a card)

(The card burns down and then it burns Joker and then Bowser rises from the card unharmed)

The Joker: How the hell could he do that!?

(The Joker gets squished by Bowser)

The Joker: Man this guy's tough!

(The Joker escapes)

Bowser: Ha ha ha ha ha! I am ultimately strong once again!

(Bowser leaves)

(At the Joker's hiding place)

The Joker: Damn that guy was huge. Not even me could take him on!

The Joker: But I can get outta his way to attack the city once again. I got my pranks up.

(Meanwhile)

Blue Kirby: So Peter got the stuff ... that's good ... how'd he get it?

(A knock on the door comes)

Person Behind Door: Hello. This is the police. You have 5 seconds to give us back the couch, car, and the bed you stole.

Blue Kirby: What!?

Police: Not you, but someone in this house stole a couch, a car, and a bed.

Blue Kirby: Peter ...

Police: We're going to arrest him until he gives us $12.345 dollars or if he returns it back ... (A card goes on a police)

Police: A card!? It's the Joker! (The card explodes)

Police: We're going in on Joker. We'll deal with you guys later. (Police escape)

Blue Kirby: PETER!

Peter: What?

Blue Kirby: You stole the couch, car, and bed.

Peter: Oh yes I did.

Blue Kirby: Give me 12.345 dollars or else you're going to jail.

Peter: Okay. I have to ... (The Joker comes)

Joker: I am the Joker. You will get killed!

(The Joker kicks Peter)

(Blue Kirby kicks the Joker)

(The Joker explodes into money)

(Blue Kirby grabs the money)

Blue Kirby: I'll say this is our money and give it to the police, okay. Conan, go look for the Joker. Edd, come with Conan.

Peter: Alright.

Coinan: Yes sir.

Edd: Yep.

(At the city)

The Joker: I'm baack! (The Joker throws a bunch of cards that surround a buidling)

(The cards cause an earthquake)

(The earthquake lowers down the building)

(The card soldiers come again)

(The card soldiers come but then fly to protect the Joker giving him more power)

The Joker: Hehehehehehehehe! I am more powerful than before!

(Conan and Edd come)

Conan: Your crime joking days are over.

The Joker: Okay, it is. (Throws a present)

Conan: What in the name of!?

The Joker: I'm giving you a treaty. Open the present and find out what it is.

(Edd opens the present)

(A hand goes out of the present and grabs Edd, bringing him inside the box)

The Joker: (Gets out 3 cards)

The Joker: One of these cards is your friend. If you choose wrong he'll burn from inside out.

Conan: I'll just pick the third one.

The Joker: *buzzing noize* That's ...

(Bowser steps on The Joker)

The Joker: I thought you left already!

(Bowser goes on a rampage through the city)

(The Edd card turns back to Edd)

Edd: That present just turned me into a card! That was freaky.

(Bowser jumps to a high building)

Bowser: Grafawwa! You will never be able to escape Bowser's horrible reign!

(Bowser blows out 3 balls of fire)

(The fire burns down the Joker)

The Joker: Crap! I am burning hell!

(The Joker escapes)

Conan: He escaped!

(The Joker turns into a flying card which flies away)

(The Joker escapes to the sky)

Edd: But we got another thing coming!

(Mario comes from the other side)

Mario: It's a me Mario!

Conan: Who the heck are you?

(Toad; a mushroom kid comes)

Toad: He's a hero who's supposed to stop this big fiend who nearly killed the clown man.

Mario: Let's a go!

(Mario jumps on Bowser)

Bowser: Ouch! MARIO! I knew you would come.

Mario: Damn, Luigi setted me up.

(Mario jumps on Bowser a couple of times)

Bowser: That's not strong as ...

(Bowser fires a fireball)

(The fireball hits a school)

Kids: Yay!

(Meanwhile)

(Luigi's castle falls down)

(It falls down to the ground)

Luigi: What the hell!? (Luigi turns into dust along with the castle)

(The minions look around and just run away)

Fryguy: Hahahahahahaha!

Hookbill: I'm outta here.

Bowser: Well at least Luigi is gone.

Mario: But now ...

(Mario keeps on jumping on Bowser)

(Mario sees some soft tissue ground that leads to a pit of spikes)

Mario: Look at me. I'm a target!

Bowser: Grr! I'll get you!

(Bowser chases Mario and jumps on him)

(Mario is on the soft tissue ground)

(The tissue ground tears, bringing Bowser underground)

(Bowser falls down)

Bowser: Crap!

(Bowser hits a pit of spikes)

Bowser: Mega Crap!

(Bowser flies out of the pit of spikes)

Bowser: Bull ...

Mario: That's what you get for messing with your main man Mario.

(Bowser lands to his castle)

Bowser: That ****ing son of a **** just humiliated me! I'll be back! Just when you won't know it.

(Bowser walks back to his chamber)

(Meanwhile)

Conan: We saved the day! And we didn't even need Blue Kirby's help.

Edd: That's good. We must go back to our home now.

(A sign saying "LOST CEREAL BOWL" is hung)

(A shadow runs faster)

(The two run)

(Meanwhile)

(In Bowser's castle)

Homestar Runner: He said he was gonna help me look for my cereal!

(Homestar Runner stalks Bowser)

Homestar Runner: I only got once choice.

(Homestar Runner gets out a whistle)

(Homestar puts the whistle to his mouth)

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This is the end of an exciting chapter of the BK Series.

I hoped you liked it.