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Pokemon..... supposedly

ACT TWO! (Merherherher)

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Starr: Right-o! Now it's time for act two!

Mina (oh, cause I forgot to say in Act One, mina means 'everyone'; it's not just one person): X.X!!!

Starr: (Sweatdrops) Right! Onward!

Din: Um... well.... Goten and Rinku... chu.... were kinda walking.... um.... I mean _running_ from a lotta 'Spearows' and they survived.

Starr: (Sweatdrops)

Goten: (Doing the 'Li' walk: walking like a toy soldier, basically, without bending your legs)

Starr: Um... forgot an Officer Jenny.... NAYRU HAS BLUE HAIR! She can be Jenny.

Nayru: HEY!!! YOU!!!! (WHACK)

Goten: X.x;;;;;;

Nayru: Where did you get that Rinkuchu??

Rinku: (Playing with his Snake Yo-Yos happily)

Goten: You want him?

Starr: Goten.................................................

Goten: ^^;; Um... he's hurt and I need to get him to the Pokemon center.

Nayru: Oh. Ok, then. Go away.

Goten: Gladly! (Runs off)

Din: I'm Nurse Joy! ^_^

Trunks: (Appearing out of nowhere) I thought Nurse Joy was supposed to be nice >.>;

Din: (Pummels him all the way back to Pallet Town)

Trunks: X.X!!!!

Pan: (Laughs at him)

Din: ANYways... HOW DID YOU LET THAT RINKUCHU GET INTO THAT CONDITION?!?! (WHACK)

Goten: X.X She doesn't need capitals..........

Din: Sure I do ^^ (Takes Rinku and walks off)

Rinku: Snake Yo-Yos... la la la dee da....

Kurama: Why the hell does he get to keep those things?

Starr: It keeps him from whining, which is more than I can say for the rest of you.

Kurama: (Sweatdrops and walks off again)

Starr: Can we just keep going..........?

Yukina: (Walks in calmly and hits Goten with her bike) DIE!!

Goten: X.X (Going to get a concussion soon)

Starr: That's why I made a Saiyajin Ash ^^;;;;;;;;

Goten: Trunks can be Ash.......

Starr: Your hair fits better. Your eyes, too. Now GO!

Yukina: You little.... jerk thingy! *Man, I feel so.... WRONG saying this! T.T* You'll pay for this!

Goten: I'm broke.

Yukina: (Swings at him again)

Goten: (Ducks)

(Suddenly, Jin (Koffing) and Ruka (You know, the nurse lady that trapped Hiei and Genkai? Well, she's Ekans) fall to the ground)

Starr: SMOKE!

Jin: ...Oi, tha's righ'! (Causes smoke to blow in random directions)

Mina: X.X (COUGH)

Jin: ^^;

(Sirius (a teenage Sirius, anyways), Malon (teenage! Duh!), and Kura fall *painfully* to the ground)

Malon: OW!

Sirius: (Rubs his head) X.x You people are nuts...

James, Remus, and Peter: Ha ha, Padfoot.

Sirius: (Glares at them)

James, Remus, and Peter: ^^;;;

Kura: X.x;

Goten: Who are you?!

Sirius: ........oh GOD.......

Malon: PLEASE DON'T MAKE US SAY THIS!!

Starr: Say it! Go!

Malon: (Sighs) (Strikes pose) To protect the world from devastation!

Sirius: (Strikes pose) To unite all peoples within our nation!

Malon: (New pose!) To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Sirius: (New pose too!) To extend our reach to the stars above!

Malon: ('Nother pose) Malon!

Sirius: ('Nother pose) ...do I have to use my real name?

Starr: Yep! ^^!

Sirius: (Sigh) Sirius!

Malon: (Yet another pose) Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!

Sirius: (Yet another pose as well) Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Kura: KUROWTH! That's right!

Sirius: (Cough) Anyways, let's steal Pokemon!

Yukina: Never!

(Goten and Yukina walk off, with Sirius and Malon following them boredly)

Goten: (Sound effect time) COMPLEX FIGHT SCENE!

Rinku: Shock.

Sirius, Malon, Kura, Jin, and Ruka: Aaahhh. (Fly off with slight difficulty seeing as how Jin is the only one who can fly)

Sirius and Malon: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN thank god.

Starr: Right........................ well, looks like we've run out of time. Look for the third act as soon as I can bribe them into learning it! Ja ne!