Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ tales from the ring ❯ stuck ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: I can barely keep what I own for more than a few hours
without losing it, so who in their right mind would give me the
copyrights to anything?  Especially YGO.  I scare people too much for
that.
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Chapter one: Stuck
    Mia was again, one the couch, watching TV.

    But this wasn’t just any TV.

    It was a plasma screen.

    And it wasn’t just an old show.

    It was The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring.

    And both Mira and Isis were terribly, inexplicably, mad.

    Actually that might be an understatement.

    Neither of them liked the movie, except for Legolas.  He was hot.

    They didn’t pay attention to any of it.  Ask them what was the basic
plot you would hear, “Legolas did this, then this, then he killed this
one guy, then he did this, and it was over.”

    Ask them who Frodo was and you’d get a blank stare.

    Well, anywho, Mira and Isis were mad(understatement).

    “MIA!!!!  GET OFF YOUR ASS AND COME ON!!!!  WE HAVE TO MEET EVERYONE
ELSE LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  Isis finally yelled.

    At first Mia didn’t move, but Mira started backing away very slowly,
then she dived behind some random piece of furniture. 

    Then Mia just kinda blew up.  Again understatement.

    An all out war started.  Things started blowing up all over the world
and people proclaimed the Apocalypse was finally upon them.  Meanwhile
Isis tried to banish the TV to the Shadow Realm but Mia blocked it with
some of her own Shadow Magic, but it caused a major explosion, and a
vortex opened up.  It was Labor Day so no one besides them were at the
mansion except for Seto and Mokuba..... and maybe Joey, and everyone
there was sucked in.  But the vortex spread and eventually made it’s way
to the city, where it continued to spread but it’s potency decreased and
it only sucked a few more people in.  But right now we’re worried about
the place where Mia and Isis are because with them, explosions are
guaranteed.
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    Mia found herself lying on the ground.  A few feet away from her was
Isis, all swirly-eyed and unconscious.

    “ISIS!!!!!!  GET UP AND TELL ME WHERE WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HOLY HELL!!!  WE’RE IN THE FRICKIN’
WILDERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!  Cool.”

    “Do you think we should look for Mira?  I don’t want her killing
anything without me there to torment it first.”

    “No, she’s right there,” Isis said pointing to a tree-branch that Mira
was hanging over, all swirly-eyed and unconscious.

    “Well, that’s taken care of.  Do you think anyone else is here?” Mia
asked, but before Isis could answer.....  IT happened

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

< br>     “HOLY #%^$%#$ GOD!!!!!!  THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT YOU KNOW!!”

    “YEAH, YOU!!!!!  SO WHY DID YOU CUSS!!!!!”

    “BECAUSE YOU DID!!!!!!”

    “THAT’S NO EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!  HOPEFULLY YOU DON’T DO A LOT OF THINGS HE
DOES!!!!!!!!!!”

    “MIA!!!!”

    “DAMN STRAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “STOP CUSSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

    “I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!  WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

    “NO MORE CUSSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
< br>     “SHUT UP
SETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mia yelled in Seto’s ear.  Ow.  That might hurt a bit.

    They were all now in the same place.  It turns out, the only people
there were Mia, Mira, Isis, Mokuba, and Seto.

    They were doing nothing but arguing until Mokuba asked, “It’s getting
dark now.  What are we gonna do?”

    “Well, we could travel eastward.  There’s bound to be something that
way, because there are mountains over there,” Mia said.

    “We could always just call someone on the Cell phone and tell them to
pick us up,” Isis said.

    Everyone took out a cell phone(you must remember who these people are)
and dialed for the police, except for Seto, who called the Helicopter
pilot.

    But there was nothing.  No dial tones, nothing.

    Panic.  Complete and utter panic, except for Mokuba, who just watched
the mayhem with a sweatdrop and a look of utter annoyance.

    You must have figured out by now that all the noise was bound to get
some attention.  But the poor people that were sent to check it out
were......

    “OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PRETTY PERFECT AND AMAZING WONDERFUL
ELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “WHERE IS LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMR!!!!!!!!!!!  WHERE IS HE!!! WHERE
IS HE!!! WHERE IS
HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!”


    “I’M IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SURROUNDED BY
FRICKIN’ SEXY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IF THIS IS A
DREAM THE PERSON WHO WAKES ME UP IS
DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THEY’RE FANGIRLS, AND THEY’RE ON
THE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “MIA, I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO KIDNAP LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOW THE
ELVES ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WE’RE ALL GONNA
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    The elves(for elves they most certainly were) just watched the strange
humans yell and scream and proclaim the Apocalypse, until they quieted
down enough to do what they came to do.

    “I ask that you remove any weapons you may posses and come with us,”
said the leader.

    Seto and Mokuba didn’t have any weapons, but Mia, Mira, and Isis were a
different story.

    “NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MY SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!  GO FIND YOUR
OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MY EXPLOSIVES, ALL MINE!!!!!  YOU
CAN’T HAVE
ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “Of course I don’t have a 44 Magnum behind my back, nope, no guns, no
swords, no and you don’t see that dagger I’m hiding in my pocket, nope.
No. No way.”

    Eventually they had to be knocked out and dragged away.
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Isis:hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ummm, you like, no, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mia:X_x(dont ask what i did to her this time)
Isis:i lose more best friends that way
All else:O_o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, bye and don't forgetto review and i'll get some chibies to hopst this, as well as all our other fics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bye now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1