Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ tales from the ring ❯ Rivendell ( Chapter 2 )
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Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 212 | Status: Completed
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WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 2: Rivendell
“Where are we?” Ryou asked in his cute little British accent.
“I think we’re in Mia’s brain, because only there would we see that,”
Kyo said, pointing to a building that was across a river next to a water
fall and was really pretty.
“Rivendell. But how’d we get here?”
“Mia and Isis must have been fighting again,” Kyo sighed.
“Trust them to get us trapped in an alternate dimension.”
“Wow. IT’S SO MUCH LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!” Tea yelled, finally coming
around. But her consciousness was short lived.
“Shut up, no one asked you,” Bakura said, whacking her over the head.
Everyone was beginning to wake up, all of them muttering something about
the pain and how Mia and Isis were going to pay. Funny how they blame
them so quickly.
Soon they heard hoofbeats cut through the relative silence. Then they
saw a shimmering white horse and a grey cloaked rider coming into view.
“Follow me,” the Elf said, and after a few moments of gaping at what
they thought was just a figment of Mia’s imagination, they did.
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“Well, sir, I really don’t know how we got here. All I can remember was
waking up and seeing this place,” Ryou answered Lord Elrond, who was
questioning the group(Ryou, Bakura, Kyo, Kyi, Isa, Yugi, Yami, Tea
[MIDDLE EARTH HATH BEEN TAINTED!], and Joey)
“I think it might have been my insane friends’ fault,” Kyo said.
“They’re always doing stuff that puts us in strange predicaments.”
“Describe them,” Elrond commanded.
“Well, one of them has long blond hair, and the other has long brown
hair. Both were insane beyond rational belief, and will have probably
started begging for Legolas, and-”
“Follow me,” Elrond cut in.
So these two guards lead them to the prisons, to show them some people
that they thought might have been their insane friends.
All doubt was soon gone.
“THAT’S MY MEAGER FOOD
RATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“YOU SHOULD HAVE EATEN IT QUICKER AND MAYBE I WOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“WELL IT’S YOUR FAULT WE’RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone’s coming.”
All was suddenly quiet.
Isa rolled her eyes. Her hikari and Mia and Mira(who was supposed to
act her age, but didn’t) were the worst there was. Insane to the end.
The second they were out of this they were going straight to the Insane
Asylum. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
“Well,” said Yami, “It looks like the Great Assassin was finally
caught.”
“Shove it up your ass, Pharaoh. I can get out of here any time and kick
your ass, so I would be quiet if I were you,” Mira shot back.
“Now would anyone mind getting us out? That would be really helpful,”
Isis said.
“And could someone kick my brother’s ass? He said he had know idea who
we were and that we were trying to rob him. Not you, Joey. I said kick
his ass, not kiss it, buttmuncher,” Mia said.
A few laughs were heard, but mostly it was just people trying to get the
pervertedness out of their heads. Can you say brainscrub?
One of Mia’s most used reactions to hated people/things was to be
perverted. Unfortunatly the people she didn’t hate got in the way of
that...
“RYOU, BAKURA, AVERT YE EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Isis yelled, and
smacked Mia on the head at the same time. “REHAB TIME!!!!!!!!!!” she
yelled, taking out a baseball bat and chasing Mia around the small cell
with it.
Eventually all three of them (Isis, Mia, Mira) ended up being knocked
out by a crowbar-wielding Isa.
She then turned to the others. “We’ve been given a list of things to
do. You, guards, get these people out of here, their just insane and if
Ryou tells them not to do something, they probably won’t, so they’re
fine. Ryou, stay here and make sure they don’t have permanent brain
damage, and if they do, well, that’s just dandy. Someone else, go find
out where Seto and Mokuba are, and kick Seto’s ass while you’re at it.
Bakura, find some food suitable for human consumption. Yugi, Tea, go
jump off that cliff we passed on our way here. Now, GO! GO! GO!”
“OK!!!!” Tea yelled, dragging Yugi off.
T_T “But I don’t get to do anything,” Yami wined.(OOCness I know, but I
hate the Pharaoh, so what do you expect?)
“I just told Tea and Yugi to jump off a cliff,” Isa said.
The baka Pharaoh got it and ran off.
Isa, Kyi, and Ryou were left to drag the insane freaks to a place were
they might stop sustaining mental injuries to their non-existent brains.
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Isis:so, how was it? remember to review, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mia:ok, who gave her sugar?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 2: Rivendell
“Where are we?” Ryou asked in his cute little British accent.
“I think we’re in Mia’s brain, because only there would we see that,”
Kyo said, pointing to a building that was across a river next to a water
fall and was really pretty.
“Rivendell. But how’d we get here?”
“Mia and Isis must have been fighting again,” Kyo sighed.
“Trust them to get us trapped in an alternate dimension.”
“Wow. IT’S SO MUCH LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!” Tea yelled, finally coming
around. But her consciousness was short lived.
“Shut up, no one asked you,” Bakura said, whacking her over the head.
Everyone was beginning to wake up, all of them muttering something about
the pain and how Mia and Isis were going to pay. Funny how they blame
them so quickly.
Soon they heard hoofbeats cut through the relative silence. Then they
saw a shimmering white horse and a grey cloaked rider coming into view.
“Follow me,” the Elf said, and after a few moments of gaping at what
they thought was just a figment of Mia’s imagination, they did.
__________________________________________________________________ _______
_____
“Well, sir, I really don’t know how we got here. All I can remember was
waking up and seeing this place,” Ryou answered Lord Elrond, who was
questioning the group(Ryou, Bakura, Kyo, Kyi, Isa, Yugi, Yami, Tea
[MIDDLE EARTH HATH BEEN TAINTED!], and Joey)
“I think it might have been my insane friends’ fault,” Kyo said.
“They’re always doing stuff that puts us in strange predicaments.”
“Describe them,” Elrond commanded.
“Well, one of them has long blond hair, and the other has long brown
hair. Both were insane beyond rational belief, and will have probably
started begging for Legolas, and-”
“Follow me,” Elrond cut in.
So these two guards lead them to the prisons, to show them some people
that they thought might have been their insane friends.
All doubt was soon gone.
“THAT’S MY MEAGER FOOD
RATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“YOU SHOULD HAVE EATEN IT QUICKER AND MAYBE I WOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“WELL IT’S YOUR FAULT WE’RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone’s coming.”
All was suddenly quiet.
Isa rolled her eyes. Her hikari and Mia and Mira(who was supposed to
act her age, but didn’t) were the worst there was. Insane to the end.
The second they were out of this they were going straight to the Insane
Asylum. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
“Well,” said Yami, “It looks like the Great Assassin was finally
caught.”
“Shove it up your ass, Pharaoh. I can get out of here any time and kick
your ass, so I would be quiet if I were you,” Mira shot back.
“Now would anyone mind getting us out? That would be really helpful,”
Isis said.
“And could someone kick my brother’s ass? He said he had know idea who
we were and that we were trying to rob him. Not you, Joey. I said kick
his ass, not kiss it, buttmuncher,” Mia said.
A few laughs were heard, but mostly it was just people trying to get the
pervertedness out of their heads. Can you say brainscrub?
One of Mia’s most used reactions to hated people/things was to be
perverted. Unfortunatly the people she didn’t hate got in the way of
that...
“RYOU, BAKURA, AVERT YE EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Isis yelled, and
smacked Mia on the head at the same time. “REHAB TIME!!!!!!!!!!” she
yelled, taking out a baseball bat and chasing Mia around the small cell
with it.
Eventually all three of them (Isis, Mia, Mira) ended up being knocked
out by a crowbar-wielding Isa.
She then turned to the others. “We’ve been given a list of things to
do. You, guards, get these people out of here, their just insane and if
Ryou tells them not to do something, they probably won’t, so they’re
fine. Ryou, stay here and make sure they don’t have permanent brain
damage, and if they do, well, that’s just dandy. Someone else, go find
out where Seto and Mokuba are, and kick Seto’s ass while you’re at it.
Bakura, find some food suitable for human consumption. Yugi, Tea, go
jump off that cliff we passed on our way here. Now, GO! GO! GO!”
“OK!!!!” Tea yelled, dragging Yugi off.
T_T “But I don’t get to do anything,” Yami wined.(OOCness I know, but I
hate the Pharaoh, so what do you expect?)
“I just told Tea and Yugi to jump off a cliff,” Isa said.
The baka Pharaoh got it and ran off.
Isa, Kyi, and Ryou were left to drag the insane freaks to a place were
they might stop sustaining mental injuries to their non-existent brains.
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Isis:so, how was it? remember to review, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mia:ok, who gave her sugar?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?