Fan Fiction ❯ The Silver Wolves ❯ First keg's da good stuff! ( Chapter 2 )

The next day Prince Albriech got up dressed in a hooded cloak, so no one knew who he was, and ventured into Dragonlance. The whole day he looked at people to see if they were worthy of his squad. But at the end of the day he found nothing.

 

“Wow this job is tiring I deserve a drink,” Albriech said to himself.

 

Prince Albriech went into the pub, order a pint, and sat at the farthest back table.

Everything was calm until to big men barged in pushing and talking to each other. Albriech wasn't amazed. The two men sat down, still talking, and ordered a pint.

After about 6 or 7 pints they started talking loudly.

“Hey brother!” the first guy said.

“What?” answered the second guy.

“You're an idiot!”

“Wadda ya talking about yur de idiot!”

The first guy got mad and punched the other guy off his chair.

“Oops did dat hurt?”

“No!”

The second guy picked up his stool and shouted, “But dis will!” and hit the first guy off his chair, breaking the stool.

“Oh yeah?”

The first guy reached over the bar and grabbed the biggest bottle he could find.

“How abut dis?” and smashed it over the guy's head.

The second guy got angry and jumped over the bar.

“Hey you can't be over here!” the bartender said.

Rrrrrarrggg!!!

“Ahhhhh!” the bartender screamed as he ran away!

The second guy picked up a keg took a swig of it and put it down, “Dis is good!”

He picked up another and took a swig, “What is this crap?”

He threw it at the other guy. It smashed on his face and got in his mouth.

“Hey I like that one!” he said after tasting it.

“No that's crap, this is good!” the second guy said while picking up the first keg, “you try!”

He threw the first keg at him. It smashed upon his face and some got in his mouth.

“No dats crap!!!” he screamed, “try this it's crap too!”
The first guy picked up a table and threw it at the guy. He got mad.

 

The second guy found a sword and drew it.

“Now I win!” he said.

The first guy found a battle axe and drew it also.

“No, I win!”

They hobbled at each other.

 

A small lady got up and walked into the middle of the fight and said calmly, “Will you two stop fighting.”

The first guy stopped and said, “Wow yur priddy!”

The second guy kept coming so the first starting hobbling again!

They stopped over the lady and started swinging at each other.

“Stop,” the lady said quietly.

They kept fighting.

“Stop!” the lady shouted.

A small gust of wind knocked the men back 2 feet.

The small lady held up both of her hand and told both men telepathically; Stop fighting it's not worth it. Calm down and go sit down.

Both men did so.

Now Albriech was amazed.

He stood up and said “Perfect! You three will be in my party!”

“Who are you,” said the lady.

He took of his hood and said, “It tis I Prince Albriech!”

She bowed.

“What party?”

“A party made to stop an orcish invasion ”

“Well I'm in! My name is Phyroa!”

“My name's Herviss Dragonkin,” the first guy said.

“I'm Turel Dragonkin,” said the second guy.

 

“Good! It's official come with me you'll get rooms in the palace, we will continue our search for people tomorrow!” Albriech said.

“Cool,” Phyroa said.

The four walked out of the broken up pub.

 

“Hey who's gonna clean this up!” the bartender shouted.

They completely ignored him.

 

Herviss said “do you have any more of the first keg that was some good stuff”

Bartender said “ NO you destroyed my bar”

Herviss Said” Well if that is the way you feel I ….. RRRRRRARGH!!!!!”

The bartender curled up in to a ball and wet himself and screamed “MOMMY MAKE THE BAD MAN GO AWAY”