Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Mordino's Sadistic Theatre ❯ "Ban this sick filth!" ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

[Setting: Mordino's Sadistic Theatre, somewhere in Neo-Tokyo. Four people- three tall men and one lanky teenage girl- are silloetted against the glaring neon flashbulbs of the old-fashioned mantinee theatre before them, each one glancing around wildy as though waiting for someone. The display on the 'Now Showing' notice board is chipped and faded, the dull red letters reading 'aLl YoUr bRaInCeLlS aRe BeLoNg To uS!"
The crowd looks between each other, each wearing the same look of bewilderment and mild fear..]

Man#1: I don't like the looks of this....[he arches an eyebrow, stroking his smooth, auburn beard in wonder]....something's not right..

Man#2: [sounding impatient] Indeed...as much as I hate to miss my training, I was intriqued to read an anomynous letter inviting me to a movie premire. My only question is....Where are the other celebrities?

Man#3: It's just us here, I'm afraid...does'nt look like many people come to this part of town very often... [indicates the crumbling ruins surrounding the theatre, looking very much like a surface world set piece from 'The Matrix' movies..]

Teenage Girl: [blinks] Then why us? Why were we summoned?

[Just then, a purple and black vintage 1969 Volkswagon hippy van pulls up to the kerb, coughing and spluttering loudly as a trail of sulphuric yellow smoke oozes from the clunky exhaust pipe. With a sound like nails on slate, the door slides open and out steps a young woman of around eighteen or so, dressed in the manner of Dude Lebowski-faded Hawaiian print shirt, denium cut-offs, hiking sandals and Terminator shades, grinning in a dorky-yet-sadistic sort of way from beneath a shaggy mop of dark brown hair.]

Shaggy Hippy: [surfer accent]I believe I can answer that question..

Man#2: Who the hell are you?

Shaggy Hippy: Why, I'm the owner and propieter of this here theatre, savvy!

Man#1: [astonished] Y-you're Mordino? You don't look so sadistic..

Shaggy Hippy: [smirks] Appearences can be dechieving, my dear Mr.King..and please..call me Ceres. Now then...[she pulls a clipboard from midair and yanks a pen from behind her ear]..lemme see... is everyone here?

Man#1: I'm Hannibal King, leader of the Nightstalkers. Not to be confused with Hannibal Lector.

Ceres: [tips her glasses, revealing a pair of unnaturally lime green cat-like eyes] What makes you think I'd be afraid of you eating me?

Hannibal:. ...Pervert.

Ceres: [cackles and ticks his name off the list]

Man#2: [folding arms over chest] Vegeta Briefs, Prince Of Saiyens.

Ceres: Check! [ticks him off]

Man#3: Uhh....Taigoshin Shigeta.. [blinks and scratches the back of his head of ankle lenght silver hair, not really sure what's happening]

Ceres: [ticks him off] Okay then...that leaves just you, dear...[studies the teenage girl with an arched brow]..Um....are'nt you a little young for this sort of thing?

Teenage Girl: [grins in spite of herself] Heh...relax, I'm eighteen. I'm just small for my age. The name's Shasta Musashi.

Ceres: [the clipboard vanishes into thin air] Arigatu! Now, you're all probably wondering why I've summoned you all here. Well, as you can see, this is my Sadistic Theatre. [waves hand at the crumbling ruin of a theatre before them] I've called you all here to partake in a special test screening of ten er..prestigious movies.
Y'know, get your views on things and what not. At the end of the movies, provided you can endure all ten to the end, you'll be awarded a million yeni each..
Any questions?

Shasta: What kind of movies are we talking about here?

Ceres: [tips her shades again, smirking deviously] All in due time, m'dear...all in due time.

Vegeta: Woman, this had better be worth my precious time.[glare]

Ceres: [smirk widdens] Trust me, Vegeta.. it's to DIE for!

Taigoshin: ......Are there doughnuts in the foyer?

Ceres: [nod] This theatre is cast in an alternate time dimention thanks to the miracle of my Washu Brand Plothole Generator. There's a self-replenishing buffet that'll cater to your every culinary whim. Just..uh...don't try the shrimp.

Shasta: Why? Does it taste iffy?

Ceres: [casually]No..it teleports the eater to a universe filled with infinite supplies of shrimp. Trust me..it's not pretty.

All Save Ceres: O_o ''

Ceres: Shall we?

[Unaware of exactly what they're getting themselves into, the foursome follow the eccentric Ms. Mordino into the foyer, ignorent of the doors sealing shut behind them as they drink in the sights and smells. The foyer is, for lack of a better word, extravagent. Decorated lavishly in creme magnolia and red velvet, it has the air of a classy, old-fashioned opera house only with strange little critters catering for the unwitting guests.
A large rectangular slot is set inside one whole wall, inbetween two sets of white marble stair cases, where an army of Pikachus are busy slaving over a number of hot stoves, whipped every five seconds or so by a pig in a red shirt as dishes of every imaginable food substence known to mankind appears on several tables dotted around the circular hall.]

Shasta: [peering into the kitchen] Oh, those poor little creatures...

Ceres: Vile, wretched pests from the belly of the corperate beasts, they must be punished for their crimes against the braincells of humanity!!

Shasta:.....Uh....I think I'll have a box of Oreos, please... ^^ '

[Carrying their snacks in their arms, the foursome follow Ceres up the flight of stairs to the left, heading into a dark, torch-lit corridor boasting a number of iron-clad doors stamped with 'Torture Chamber #1-10.
Pulling a key from her pocket, the shaggy haired woman unlocks the first chamber, ushering her guests inside were about 2 dozen squishy black leather Lay-zee-boy Recliners await, a frickin' huge projector screen being the central focus of the room.]

Hannibal: [staring, awestruck at the big ass screen]..Fuuuuck me...!

Ceres: [flirtatiously] Maybe later!

Hannibal: .....[sweatdrop]

[Ceres takes a seat next to Hannibal despite his obvious discomfort, watching as the three other guests make themselves comfortable. Once everyone is happily seated, she whips out a remote covered in a galaxy of multi-coloured buttons, dials and knobs, pushing the conveted Big Shiny Red Button. All at once, the old fasioned '4-3-2-1' countdown starts to flash on the frickin' huge screen.]

Ceres: Our first movie of the night is a Tenchi Muyo lemon-

Shasta: Lemon?! O_o

Ceres: [continuing ] Ahem..a Tenchi Muyo lemon called 'Sasami's Pegasus Night: Attack of The Horny Horsies' by an author known as nautyboyforlife.

Shasta:.....I'm scared.

Cere: You should be. [cackles Washu-style]

[Everyone exchanging worried glances, the credits begin to roll]

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Sasami's Pegasus Adventures

It was a dark, dark night at the Masaki household. Ryoko

and Tenchi lay in bed together, as did Mihoshi and Kiyone.

Aeka slept in her room, all alone. One person, however, was awake,

and unaware what was about to happen to them.

Sasami lay awake in her bed, tossing and turning. She had been

trying as hard as she could, but could not sleep. She turned her

head to look at her alarm clock. The red glow of the numbers showed

2:00. "Oh my gosh," said Sasami excitedly, "This is very late for an

innocent little girl like me to be awake!"

"Yes," said a deep voice,

"It IS." Sasami sat up it bed. "Who said that?! Is that you Ryoko,

trying to scare me?" "No," said the voice. "It is me." A 12 foot tall

Pegasus stepped out of the shadows, a wing on ech side of his body.

"And these are my brothers." Three more emerged. "Ah" shouted Sasami, "Pretty Horsies!"

Said the four in unison, "HORNY HORSIES!!!" "AHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Sasami, "Heel-mmmph"

A pegasus had stuffed his 2 foot long pegasus cock down her throat,

and begun to pump in and out. Sasami felt another enter her ass, and one

more in her innocent virgin cunt. They moved in and out. Sasami began

to cry.
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Everyone Save Ceres: O__________O

[screams of terror, popcorn gets spilled, coke is spit-sprayed]

Ceres: I told you to be scared..

Taigoshin:...Zoophila... dear God, the things some people find as turn-ons... [shivers]

Hannibal: Three...horses.......And I thought being Danika Talo's vampire cabana boy was painfull...[winces]

Shasta: ......[catatonic]

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"Boo Hoo it hurts." She could feel her innards being ripped and

torn as the pegasi pumped in and out. BOOM! A fourth cock plunged through

her belly. "AHHH!" she screamed in pure agony. Blood began to spurt

forth in angry torrents. The pegasi climaxed,their unholy semen filling Sasami.

She grew,and grew, and grew, the cum filling her body and causing it to inflate,

until, finally, KABOOOM!!!! She exploded, Sasami bits flying everywhere.

The pegasi flew away, and were never seen again.

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Vegeta: [cackling with laughter] Now THAT'S what I call a Big Bang Attack!

Ceres: [groan] Oh, Vegeta, that's aweful!

Vegeta: Not as aweful as this piece of shit..

Taigoshin: [pale in the face]....She inflated with semen?! H-how is that physically POSSIBLE?

Ceres: T'is fanfiction, my dear Taigoshin...anything's possible in the twisted brain of a writer.

Hannibal: This is not a writer or a 'fan', as you so mildly put it. This man is hell bent on destroying people's sanity and braincells with this senseless violence. He must be found and put out of our misery!!

Ceres: Feh, I've seen worse-

Hannibal: [rounding on Ceres] And YOU, you cock juggling thunder cunt! How DARE you inflict this horrific torture upon us!! YOU STOLE FIVE MILLION OF MY BRAINCELLS AND I WANT THEM BACK!

Ceres: Did'nt you read the fine print at the bottom of the letter? 'Warning: M.S.T will not accept responsivlity for loss of guest property, lives, limes or sanity. Enter at your own peril'.....honestly..

Shasta: [turns her head VERY slowly to look at Ceres]....How did this guy get 28 reviews?

Vegeta: [peers at the reviews] My dear, these are all flames.

Ceres: [pulls a bag of marshmellows from midair] Flamage! who wants S'mores? ^-^

Taigoshin: H-how can you eat after w-witnessing something of such horrifying magnitude?! O_o

Ceres: [shrugging] Like I said, I've seen worse.

Shasta: [rocking back and forth] Mommy, make the evil horsies go away....

Vegeta: What's the matter with the pink haired harpie?

Taigoshin: First time she's been exposed to such horrors.. [sweatdrop]..Shasta-chan, it's okay..it's just a movie...it can't hurt you. [pets Shasta's hair comfortingly]

Hannibal: [scoffs] Speak for my braincells, why dont'cha?

Shasta: [rocks back and forth, wide eyed and ghost faced] Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...the horror....THE HORROR!

Taigoshin: Can we go home all all take very long, scalding hot showers and beat ourselves around with cricket bats now?

Ceres: Well, you endured Round One...nine more rounds to go if you want the million yeni.

Hannibal: [disgusted] BAN THIS SICK FILTH! There's no way in hell I'll ever go through this again, let alone nine more times!

Ceres: [waves a nine inch stilleto heal threateningly at Hannibal] Don't make me dominate you, cabana boy!

Hannibal:........[sighs]..Okay, I'm in.

Vegeta: Count me out...I'm off to scrub my brain with bleach..[shudder]

Taigoshin: Same here.. I don't think Shasta will ever be quite the same again after this...screw the money!

Ceres: You're loss... come back when you grow a pair!


[With a flick of the wrist, Taigoshin, Shasta and Vegeta are teleported back to their respective homes, leaving just Ceres and Hannibal alone in the screening room/ torture chamber.]

Hannibal: How'd you do that?

Ceres: [shrugs] MSTer powers.

Hannibal: Riiiiight....what now?

Ceres: Well, I have to find three more people to torture to even out the madness, so why don't you go get something from the buffet... [sees Hannibal's reproachful look] And don't even think of trying to escape. This place is enforced by an enchantment that causes instant 'turning inside out'-ness to whoever tries to exit the parimeters without my consent.

Hannibal: You're evil.

Ceres: [smirks] Baby, you have no idea!



A/N: My first MST! Yes, it was crappy, but whatever staves off bordom...tune in again for more unspeakable horrors on.. MORDINO'S SADIST THEATRE!!!