Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The (shinra) office ❯ day seven: copy-printers are evil ( Chapter 7 )
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By: darkfox566 
wow, two in one day! i'm on a roll!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.28.2007 | Updated On: 11.23.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 241 | Status: Work In Progress
wow, two in one day! i'm on a roll!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.28.2007 | Updated On: 11.23.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 241 | Status: Work In Progress
Hello, I'm Vincent valentine. Today, I'm going to do the introduction.
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy.
I'm glad you all read this; it's all really very encouraging. Thank you. *Bows*
Here's day seven.
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Day seven: copy-printers are evil.
“Admit it.”
“No.”
“Come on…say it.”
“Don't you have work to do?'
“…Possibly.”
“Angel…you know one day you're going to get fired…'
“That is true.”
“Don't you want to go somewhere in life?”
“No, I intend to work here till I die.”
“You're just a very sad little girl in a woman's body aren't you?”
“People always did tell me I was child at heart. Then they would laugh. As in Knowingly.”
Danielle sighed. Then she laughed.
“See, I told you.”
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You just live life easily huh?”
“So I'm told…apparently.”
“Hey ladies!”
Reno… that's just it, its Reno.
“Hello Reno.”
The girls replied mono-toned.
“Hey Reno, pick a side, good or evil?”
“Uh…good?”
“Ha!”
“Humph. Reno, you're fired.”
“You can't fire me angel.”
Reno grinned at the fact that he was right (for once)
“Doesn't mean I can't still say it!”
Angel shot back, wiping the smile off his face.
“She's got a point.”
Vincent's soothing aura filled the room.
“Oh Vincent…”
But it was quickly turned sour by the creepy intern.
“What are doing here wench?”
“Do any of you actually know my real name?”
“Uh…sorry, no.”
Danielle apologized un-necessarily
“Nope.”
Reno replied frankly.
“Never bothered to learn it.”
Angel just gave her usual rude answer.
The wen-- er…the intern… looked up at Vincent.
“…”
He fidgeted uncomfortably.
“…My real name is--“
It was the moment of truth…
WIIIIIIIIIR crreeeeeeeekre vzzzzzzzzzrtkch!
Sadly though, the evil Epson stylus CX4800 copy-printer interrupted it.
“Curse you!”
Angel smashed her fist onto it.
VEEEEEEEE!
But that didn't do much…
“Alright everybody out.”
“Why?”
“Because I have to perform an exorcism. Here take Lucifer.”
Angel handed Lucifer to Danielle, who took him gently.
“Out! Out all of you!”
“But--“
“Just get out you sea hag!'
“What did you--“
“You heard me temp!”
SLAM
Vincent, Reno, Danielle, the creepy intern and Lucifer all stood out side the door.
Because as you know, angel's office was the place to be.
“…”
There was a long silence.
“The power or Christ compels you!”
BRRRRRRZZVH
“Eat holy water you demon!”
RRRRREEEEAAAAGH
There was an ink-curtailing screech.
CHREAGHTCH
“I will rid this office of this evil force!
CRASH!
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The deed was done.
“Angel? Can we come in now?
“Yep.”
Angel stood looking out the window next to a printer size hole.
“Angel! Why is there a hole in the window?!”
“Cause I threw the printer out the window. Duh”
“You- you- you-“
“Genius?”
“You're insane!”
Danielle clutched her head.
“…Also good.”
Just then, rufus shinra walked by, eating a frozen yogurt
He stopped, half licking the cone, which the frozen substance was on,
And half staring at the disaster that had unfolded.
“…It was out of ink.”
Angel thought up at the last minuet.
“Ah, very well then, carry on.”
“Yes sir.”
“Well then… who wants to go printer shopping?”
Angel grinned clapped her hands together as if praying.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha! Wow, that is something I have always wanted to do.
That and do skydiving… any way… that was pretty good. And yes, CX400 is the printer-copier we have, and I hate it. It's big and bulky and annoying. Well, thanks for reading.
--shade-san