Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The (shinra) office ❯ day ten: fun times with mr. boom ( Chapter 10 )

I have been asked a question. A serious question. Well, no, just a question…or a demand… anyway. As catneko13 asked: where is rude?! He…was…somewhere. But, I was kind of hiding him. And tseng, and Elena and a lot of others. So…I'm bringing them out of the dark. …With explosives! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

 

Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy, Mr. clean, or Edward scissor hands.

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Day ten: fun times with Mr. boom!

 

Angel watched. And waited. And watched. And then waited some more.

 

“Am I EVER, EVER, EVER going to do something?!'

angel couldn't take the silence anymore.

 

“everything you touch usually blows up--

 

“isn't that what explosives are ment to do?”

angel cocked her head to the side.

 

“yes, but it's not supposed to blow us up too!”

 

rude tried his best to be patient with angel. Though she did have a talent at making explosives, they usually `exploded' at the wrong time and the wrong place

 

“…my bad.”

 

“heeey…what are ya doin?”

asked Elena curiously.

 

“hangin out with Mr. boom.”

 

Rude glared behind his one-of-thousands-but-still-cherished black sunglasses

 

“ha, ha, ha! Mr. boom?”

 

“why not? There's a Mr. clean isn't there? He's a weirdo yet no-one questions him…”

 

“that's true.”

 

Elena thought about, and came to concur with her.

 

Rude shifted his glare from angel to Elena.

 

“what? She has a point…”

 

then all of a sudden, the sliding door was swung open.

 

 

“…hello. Elena. rude. angel.”

Tseng acknowledged them out one by one.

 

“hello.”

 

“hi tseng.”

Elena skipped a beat at the sight of tseng

 

“hey.”

 

“what…exactly are you teaching her?”

 

“I'm teaching her how to build a digital clock time bomb with five times the power of a simple bomb.”

 

Tseng's eye's widened at the thought of angel with a bomb.

 

He shook it off. It wasn't worth the nightmares.

 

Angel yawned, thus showing off her abnormally larger canines.

 

`maybe the rumors were right…maybe she is a…vampire…'

 

he decided against it. Nothing good ever came out of listening to Reno.

 

“…yeah. You- you- you keep up with…the good …work.”

Tseng tried force the right words out.

 

“yeah, if rude will ever let me do anything!”

 

“I make them. You blow them up. That's how it is.”

 

Tseng saw that there was no point in staying so he left. Elena followed suite.

 

“I can't wait that long!”

angel whined as she leaned against the chair.

 

“you can't wait half an hour?”

 

“no!”

 

angel held her breath.

 

“…”

 

there was a deathly silence.

 

 

“…alright then.”

 

“ah--“

 

angel was left agape.

 

“rude…”

 

“yes?”

 

“you stink.”

Angel told him, like an immature child.

 

“mmh.”

 

Sadly, it fell on deaf ears as, frankly, he really didn't care.

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meanwhile…upstairs.

 

WHAM!

 

WHAM!

 

WHAM!

 

WHAM!

 

“Vincent it is not a good idea to hit your head against the desk!”

 

“when is angel coming back?!”

Vincent yelled in the middle of his Reno-influenced-mental-breakdown

 

“she'll be back! Just stop trying to cause brain cell damage!”

 

Danielle panicked as she ran to and fro in the room.

 

“…when?”

 

“to…morrow?”

 

Vincent continued to try to kill his desk.

 

Reno bit an apple.

 

“all in a days work…”

he snickered to himself.

 

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“…did you hear that?”

 

“mm?”

 

“the sound of a tiny voice…that was suddenly silenced.”

 

“uh-huh.'

 

“are you even listening?”

 

“nhh.”

 

“…I just got married.”

Angel decide to test this `male speech factor' of rude's

 

“hnm”

 

amaze.

 

“…then my cat fell down a well.”

 

“…”

 

angel smirked. This was a lot more fun then she thought.

 

“…I love Vincent.”

 

“I knew it.”

Rude smiled. This was just the thing he was waiting for.

 

“you- you weren't supposed to be listening!”

 

angel slammed her fists on the table.

 

“ow!”

 

...a little too hard.

 

“that's just what I wanted you to think.

 

“you jerk.”

 

“so, how long have you two been dating?”

 

“as long as people have been asking that.”

 

“wow.”

 

“shut up!”

 

“boy, I can already imagine the water cooler conversation about this one.”

 

“rude… Rude… RUDE YOU GET BACK HERE!”

angel yelled after him as he walked upstairs.

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upstairs:

 

Vincent ran his fingers through his hair.

 

Then, a savior came through the downstairs door.

 

“good evening valentine.”

 

“…uh, hello rude.

 

No, no, not him.

 

“…”

 

“Vincent! Have you seen--“

 

“angel, angel, angel, angel…don't ever. Ever. Ever. leave…”

 

“i- uh-- Vincent…”

 

angel couldn't comprehend what was going on at the moment, seeing as Vincent had grabbed her in a bear hug and was swinging her back and forth, mumbling illegible words in her shoulder.

 

Angel looked behind Vincent.

 

“ah! You two! I- am- going- to- kick your-“

 

“no, no, don't mind us, enjoy your moment”

Reno called from down the hall next to rude.

 

“you!”

 

“bye!”
Reno walked out Broadway style.

 

Angel quit squirming.

 

“can you…put me down?”

 

“oh, oh I'm so sorry. I- wasn't acting…sorry.”

 

Vincent put angel and brushed her off.

 

“it's okay.”

 

“I need coffee. This has been a weird day.”

 

“…alright.”

 

“but there's something I need to do first.”

 

Angel looked around

 

“oh?”

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“Edward…”

 

“huh?”

Danielle looked around frighteningly.

 

Only one person knew the one thing she hated most.

 

“Edward…”

 

“a- angel?”

 

“EDWARD SISSCOR HANDS IS COMING FOR YOU!”

 

“AAAAAAAAAAGH!”

 

“ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”

angel howled in laughter.

 

“you jerk!”

 

angel gave a sheepish smile.

 

“so, when's the wedding?”

 

dani-chan was speechless. Then she slowly broke out in a smile.

 

“you jerk, I hate you!”

she laughed.

 

“they come because I'm insane…”

 

“they stay because they hate you.”

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catneko13... Buy dirge of Cerberus! Buy it buy it buy it! It is such an awesome game!!!!

Ahem. Anyway. Wow. I brought them back for you! So… you owe me. Maybe. Keep on reading! And I will keep writing!

 

--shade-san