Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The (shinra) office ❯ day eleven: happy birthday! ( Chapter 11 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

One of my friends actually gave me the idea in class. We were watching a movie and we were just writing down stuff about the (shinra) office. And this came out of it. By the way, it's pronounced (ryo: re-oh) not, (r-eye-oh)

Here's day eleven. One of my favorite numbers!

Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy, or lion king.

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day eleven: happy birthday!

Angel walked down the hall.

She couldn't remember why she decided why she wanted to walk down the hall…

But she was walking and that was that.

“oh la-de-da!”

angel stopped in her tracks.

“sir…rufus?”

She peeped in his office

her jaw dropped.

There was Vincent covered in streamers.

“oh isn't this fun?”

and the creepy intern removing and wrapping streamers from and on him.

“oh sweet lord…”

angel was horrified at the site, streamers of rainbow colors, balloons of various colors, and confetti by the hundreds were everywhere

“…why didn't I notice this earlier?”

angel pondered this as she looked around at the Easter-egg-rainbow office.

“hey! Wench! What's all this then?”

“my name is not wench. It's--“

“shut up and answer the question.”

“it's rufus shinra's birthday today.”

“that's understandable enough, but why all the decoration?! It looks like a rich kid's birthday parade!”

the intern and Vincent looked at her for a moment before her expression changed.

“…no, wait, disregard that.”

Angel decided moments later.

“what did you do to valentine?”

angel proceeded to unwrap the streamer mummy.

“there's a funny story to that--“

“alright, shut up.”

Finally, after what seemed like never ending line of thin colored paper…

“thank you…”

“it's rufus' birthday?”

“apparently so.”

Vincent blew a streamer out of his face temporarily.

“and while he's not here, you break into his office and throw paper around?”

“well technically…”

Vincent was about to correct angel when…

WHAM!

…the door slammed opened because of the wind.

“oh, right, that hole in my office window.”

“…what are you three doing?”

and then there was tseng.

“hey angi!”

…and ryo.

“hey ryo”

angel grieved

Vincent was confused

Ryo smiled.

And the world turned.

“I need coffee. I'll deal with you later.”

Angel pointed at the intern before exiting.

Ryo tagged along for no real reason.

And Vincent was left with the creepy intern.

“I love your hair…”

she sighed as she drifted into her own little world.

Vincent clapped his hand to his face.

It was going to be a long day.

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“…”

angel stared at the hot black liquid that resided in her Styrofoam cup.

“what's wrong? I thought you wanted coffee?”

“I just realized. I HATE coffee.”

“well then… why did you get it in the first place?”

“I'm…not quite sure.”

She glanced to ryo then to the coffee.

“hey ryo come here…”

“huh?”

“WAGH!”

“hey-- …angel…what are you doing?”

Dani-chan (Danielle!) walked into the lunchroom to find angel trying to scald ryo with her coffee.

“trying to make a burn scar. Why?”

“get off of him.”

“but… coffee!”

angel pointed to her drink, as if would magically come to life and convince Danielle that what she was doing was right.

“off.”

Danielle commanded like a magician. Only a bit better.

“awww…”

“you alright Ryo?”

“just fine, thanks for asking.”

Danielle was astonished at his happiness. Which in turn proved that stupid-empty-headed-hope, does in fact spring eternal.

“I told you he was a weirdo…”

Angel leaned to the side to whisper to her

“Oh and as if you're completely normal?”

“I never said that.”

“well, I gatta get going.”

Ryo waved to the girls happily.

“like I said, he's a weirdo.”

“angel…shut up.”

“ha, ha, ha, ha!”

Angel broke out in maniacal laughter.

“wha—why are you laughing? Stop it!”

“Angel?”

No answer. Just a grin.

Then a turn.

And eventually, more laughter as foot steps where heard.

“Angel! …Wait for me!”

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“Oh Vincent, isn't this fun?”

`Oh Vincent… oh Vincent…why am I the one who gets pulled apart at every opportunity?'

Vincent was about to ponder this until a cell phone went off.

“Hello?”

It was his.

“What? Really now?”

He wasn't quite sure why the intern was answering his phone. But he was too tied up at the moment to do anything about it. (No pun intended.)

“I've got to go! Something important!”

But before she could get out the door she was set up to fall by angel.

She stuck her arm out.

A hit.

“AGH!”

THUD.

And a fall.

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Wow! I didn't actually think that would work!”

Angel laughed like a hyena. An evil hyena. Kind of like…the ones from lion king…man those were some crazy hyenas…

“Ow…never mind, I gatta go.”

“…”

Angel looked at Vincent.

Vincent started to wriggle out of his streamer cage.

“Is there a reason you're not helping me?”

“Yeah.”
Angel smirked.

Vincent felt his temper rise.

“And that would be…?”

“It's just that…you look so purty in those colors!”

Vincent's expression fell. Then he laughed.

“I think you're in need of a bit of edumacation.”

Vincent stepped out from the small streamer circle around his feet.

“Gonna learn me a book?”

“Ha, ha, ha… yeah, gonna learn you a book.”

Vincent shoved his hands in his pockets and looked at angel.

There was a special moment for a minuet the two leaned closer and closer until…

“PARTY TIME PEOPLE! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!”

Do I really have to explain it? I mean seriously. You just read what happened. Cruel fate stuck its foot in the door. Again. Or, at least Reno's voice did.

“Angel, you can lead rufus in to his office, and Vincent, you can haul the cake out with Danielle.”

Tseng instructed them as the leader he was.

“Right.”

”Okay.”

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“Why do I have to be blindfolded?”

“Because you almost hit a car.”

Angel stifled a laugh as she recalled the incident.

“Oh yes, well…send him some flowers and a gift card.”

“I'll get right on that sir.”

She complied willingly. Then again, She was probably going to make Reno do it, or the intern. She wasn't going to be the one getting yelled at by an angry man in a hospital. No sir, nuh-uh.

“Okay, you can look now. I'll just take the blindfold off…”

“Is it another car? Cause I already have six.”

“…No.”

Angel lifted the blindfold.

“Wow! It's a…desk?”

“Uh…no sir. You're looking at your desk. Your surprise is over here.”

Angel was baffled that such a wealthy man acted like he had never had a birthday before.

“Oh wow! It's a giant cake! Is that a bride an groom on top?”

“Erk! No, no…no…that…symbolizes. How dedicated we are…to you! We would…uh…”

“…Marry me?”

“Sure, why not?”

“Thank you, everyone, this is a great surprise!”

Rufus couldn't have been happier.

Well… actually, he could have some more money, a hover car, and well, actually, there are a lot of things he wanted but this was just as good.

“And we got you a present!”

Elena did a classic beautiful-game-show-assistant arm sweep

Reno and rude grunted as they pushed a giant present out, bow and all.

“MRAPH! RRRAPHH!”

“Reno…what exactly did you get?”

Angel was worried. If it was moving, and Reno found it. It could only mean death for all.

“I'm not sure, but it's cool!”

Yep, they we're going to die. Every single one of them.

Rufus opened the box.

Out sprang this huge, black, panther-dog looking thing. It had a whip-like antenna in the middle of it's head that trailed down the rest of it's body, a large frame, like that of a great Dane, and a killer's eye.

“It's adorable.”

Naturally, rufus loved it.

“RAGHR!”

The thing lept into the air.

“AGH!”

Angel was the first to be taken down by the beast.

“Grrr…”

“Good boy?”

The office was dead quiet. A few gasp could be heard at the action the beast took next.

SLUUUURP

Angel froze.

The thing had…licked her.

“Well, at least that's better then biting…”

“Awww… I love him! Let's name him now!”

“Satan's pet.”

Angel suggested.

“…Dark nation!”

rufus shouted to no one. He seemed to be doing that a lot that day.

“...Hey, Whatever floats your boat.”

“Huh?”

“Fine choice sir!”

Angel smiled. She was not gonna get fired.

“Now, let's blow out your-- Reno!”

There was Reno his face in the cake and his hands like clockwork. Out of the cake, in his mouth. Back in the cake. And repeat.

“Well… happy birthday sir.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

rufus shinra hugged both angel and Vincent.

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I consider that a `special' episode. Seeing as it was longer. Well, now we have dark nation in the cast. (I do not own him) he was in final fantasy! Ok. Got that cleared. And no, I'm not quite sure why I kept Vincent in streamers… but it was fun!

--Shade-san