Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Vampire Love For Genesis ❯ Death by PMS! Oh noes! ( Chapter 1 )

Fangs gleaming in the moonlight, heavy breathing fills the air as the being looms ever closer. The ethereal beauty of such magnificent strength could be seen in those broad shoulders. A sheen of sweat was starting to form upon the perfect pectorals of the glorious creature before him.

 

Muffled voices coming from the ear piece were faintly audible. The person on the other end must have been screaming. “ZACK!!! THAT'S ENOUGH! STICK TO THE SCRIPT DAMMIT! YOU'RE OVER EMBELISHING!” Wincing slightly, he continued on reading with a clearing of his throat.

 

He was so frightened, but he couldn't help feeling a bit…energized. The lust flowing off of the being in front of him made his cock jerk in a way it never had before. Only the fear of said being kept him from throwing himself into those big, strong, muscular arms and begging to be ravished beyond his wildest wet dreams.

 

Growling in warning, “Zack…. One more trip off the script and I'm going to kick your ass! Don't you dare ruin this for me!” The blonde was livid it seemed.

 

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Back stage he was FUMING. Zack kept going off of the script and over exaggerating. He had no idea why it was pissing him off so much, which just made him even angrier. Slamming his hand upon the table he jumped as a pair of arms wrapped about his waist from behind.

 

“Calm down Cloud. There's no reason for you to be so worked up.”

 

“I know that! I don't what's wrong with me, but I just can't help it!” Huffing in anger he swiftly turned around in his boyfriend's arms. “I just want it all to stop and for Zack to quit butchering my script!” The deep chuckle in response to his rant sent shivers down his spine. A sensual whisper in his ear only making the cooling sensations wrack his body even further as a mischievous tongue traced the outer shell of his ear.

 

“I know just the thing to help you unwind. Come with me.” What else could he do but follow? Shuffling distractedly after his lover he couldn't help but wonder just how badly Zack was going to mess with his script.

 

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“I…I can't. I'm in a relationship. Please.” Pleading didn't seem to work on the mysterious being. Watching the man stalk closer still he had to keep repeating his mantra in his head. `I've got Reno, I've got Reno, I've got Reno, don't fuck the hot guy!'

 

“Shit.” He really shouldn't have thought about Reno. His mind kept supplying him with images of his long time boyfriend devouring him along with this stranger. Who comes through random people's windows in the middle of the night anyway? It's like some weird cliché or something.

 

Shaking his head and looking up he was startled to see twin glowing orbs right in front of him. Moving wasn't much of an option either. During his silent musings the stranger had managed to back him almost up to his bedroom door, planting his hands on either side of his head.

 

Those eyes, that's what was doing him in. He couldn't help but stare, mesmerized by such alluring windows into the world of lust. They were coming closer. He couldn't stand it! Sliding his hands into the long, flowing, luscious hair he pulled the man's face to meet his own; allowing that sinfully sweet tongue to invade his mouth.

 

He couldn't help but over emphasize the good parts of the story, really he couldn't. The way Cloud freaked out over it was just too funny! Of course once Cloud realized why he was so quick to anger the hilarity would cease to exist, but he would glean all that he could from the situation while it lasted.

 

Pausing a moment to wait for Cloud's voice to screech in his ear Zack was a bit worried when it never came. Shrugging his shoulders he continued onward. He was sure that if something were wrong Cloud would let him know…pretty sure anyway.

 

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Grunting as his back hit the wall Cloud never let go of the grip he had on his lover's hair. The tongue tangling with his was just too good to give up. Despite the pleasurable sensations bombarding his senses Cloud was uncomfortable. He needed to coax his `molester' to a more…suitable location. Teeth nipping their way down to his pulse point were driving him mad. The hands roaming his body weren't helping much with his thinking process either. The wall was cold and he would much prefer to be fucked on the couch.

 

At least he thought there was a couch. He was fairly certain that he had followed his lover into the den of Angeal's apartment. He vaguely wondered if Genesis liked his story or not. After all, he did write it for the Loveless fan. Why Genesis requested a cheesy vampire sex scene he will never know, but gathering the intel for said story was quite the…engaging experience. One he would like to experience many more times and as frequently as possible.

 

Slightly chilled air hitting his torso knocked Cloud from his musings as sharp teeth bit down upon his neck. Back arching, a moan slipped past his lips as the hurt was soothed by a questing tongue. As that wonderfully delicious tongue mapped out a trail from his nipples to his navel all of his senses were cut off except for one. The harsh panting of his breath only made his heart pound harder. Making the sensations all the more…crisp and clear. It was almost overwhelming.

 

The sudden snap of his jeans, the removal of his dick, it was an overload to his system. Before he could even register what was occurring he was swallowed by that talented mouth. God, he could never get enough of it!

 

“Ah…ahh…ahh! Please! Don't tease. I can't take it!” Throwing his head back Cloud trembled with need.

 

“Mmmm…so sensitive. Your responses never cease to amuse me dear one”

 

His cock was slowly being surrounded again by that wet heat he so loved, causing him to buck and jerk with every downward motion. “A..ah…ahhh. Shut up.” Clutching his boyfriend's head Cloud appeared to curl over it, bending with a tortured gasp at a particularly hard suck.

 

A slick finger probing his entrance only made him curl tighter, muscles spasming slightly. Crying out “SEPH!” as he was finally breached Cloud arched his back as far as he could go. He couldn't tell you why, but that slight pain of being penetrated drove him wild. He couldn't get enough of it and yet he couldn't stand it at the same time. It was heaven as much as it was hell.

 

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The sudden silence was deafening in the room. “Zack, why have you stopped reading?” Right when it was getting good and the bastard stops reading! To say that Genesis was unhappy was an understatement. “Zack? Oh Zaaaaccckkkk!! ZACK!!!” Smacking the ebony haired man seemed to snap him out of whatever stupor he was in.

 

“Huh? Oi, why'd you hit me?!” Rubbing the sore spot upon his head Zack took in the raised eyebrows of his audience and realized that he had stopped reading. But who could blame him? It seemed as if Cloud had forgotten he was wearing the two-way communicator he had insisted upon using. He could hear every moan, muffled curse, and cry of ecstasy the blonde made as Sephiroth pounded into his body.

 

Really, now there was a shocker! It took everyone by surprise when Sephiroth announced that he and the blonde were dating. No one saw it coming. Hell they hadn't even seen the signs!

 

Blushing slightly Zack stuttered a bit. “S…s…ssoorryyy guys. I umm…yeeaaaahhhh.” Rubbing the back of his neck he was suddenly grabbed and shaken like a rag doll.

 

“Sorry! You're sorry?! You stopped! I will never forgive you! Continue reading or else!” Shaking the SOLDIER harder Genesis continued to fume at him.

 

“Gen, he cannot continue if you don't let him go. Now stop shaking the puppy,” Angeal calmly stated. He was interested in knowing what was causing his pup to become so flustered, but he couldn't find that out if Genesis didn't let the boy go.

 

Growling in frustration, the red head stalked back to his seat, glaring at Zack, looking like a scolded child. “Fine. Just what made you stop reading anyway? Hmmm?”

 

“Eheh…well, you see. Ummm…” Taking a deep breath he decided he'd just blurt it out. He wasn't good at being tactful with these kinds of situations. “IcanhearCloudandSephhavingsexinmyearandit'sverydistracting!!!” Hanging his head and panting Zack peeked at the two men in front of him. The looks of confusion almost made him giggle…almost.

 

Sharing a look with Angeal and shaking his head Genesis asked Zack to repeat himself. Slowly. Taking a deep breath to steady himself Zack did his best to repeat himself without stuttering. “One of the conditions to me reading this was that I had to wear a two-way communicator so that Cloud could hear me if I screwed it up. He…well, he s…see…seems to have fo…or…forgotten that he had it on.” Blushing brightly Zack ducked his head quickly and mumbled “And I can…can…can hear him and Seph doing it.”

 

Smirking evilly, “What was that pup? I'm afraid we didn't hear the last of that.” Angeal got a twisted sort of enjoyment out of seeing his puppy squirm and squirm he did.

 

“I can hear Seph smexing Cloud like no tomorrow, OKAY?!” The teasing smirks and stares had finally gotten to him and he snapped. `Wow…I didn't take long to break. How sad is that?' He wanted to smack himself silly after that little explosion. `There must be something seriously wrong with me today.' Thinking back upon how angry the blonde had been earlier he quickly added a `Cloud too.'

 

A cry of “GIMME!” echoed around the room as Zack was tackled to the floor, the communicator violently ripped from his ear and jammed into the ear of an ecstatic Genesis.

 

“Owie….” Frowning slightly Zack quickly made his way over to Angeal. “That hurt. Ne, Angeal have you noticed anything strange going on?”

 

Humming, Angeal started to absently petting Zack's hair. “Like what puppy?”

 

“Like Cloud and I behaving oddly…Genesis too.”

 

Raising an eyebrow “You weren't informed?”

 

Gazing up at his superior “Informed? Informed of what?”

 

“Hojo decided to run an experiment on the SOLDIERS. He added estrogen to the weekly mako shots. It's been having some adverse affects apparently. The whole of SOLDIER appears to be suffering from odd mood swings.”

 

“Mood swings? So you mean that we're all experiencing…PMS?!” Zack couldn't believe it. `What the hell was Hojo thinking?! How the hell could that benefit the program?! Oh what, death by PMSing SOLDIER is popular now? That bastard's definitely gone ape shit on us.' Shaking his head mentally he decided not to dwell on it. At the moment Genesis had just sprouted a bloody nose and was squealing like a fan girl. It was quite amusing and swiftly pushed all thoughts of PMS from Zack's mind. This was far too entertaining not to watch.

 

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“Ku ku ku.” Cackling evilly a certain Canadian authoress was camping out in the vents, video taping Cloud and Sephiroth's excursion. “YouPorn here I come! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!”

 

Panting Cloud stopped moving. He could have sworn he just heard something. “Seph, did you hear evil laughter just now?”

 

Huff, huff, pant “What? No, I didn't hear anything.” Licking Cloud's ear and nipping the lobe he quickly put all thoughts out of the blonde's mind. Smexing his blonde was more important than a possible peeping tom.

 

`Whew! That was a close one. That reminds me. I have to thank Mew for informing me of this later with a one-shot lemon! Perhaps a Chaos/Cid one?'

 

Hatching up her evil plans our authoress continued to video tape what would become the hottest porn video on the internet. It was too bad she couldn't make any money off of it though. For if she did she was sure that she would be burnt toast. That was not something that she could afford. She had to keep video taping all of our hot SOLDIER bishies having wild smex! Turks too of course! She couldn't forget Rufus and certain members of AVALANCHE either. Sighing in contentment she quickly turned her focus back onto what she was video taping. She couldn't miss a second of this!

 

 

*blushes wildly and ducks* Mew here! I know I know it's freaking amazing that I got as far as I did in writing this. I'm a prude, so writing hot yaoi smex is REALLY hard for me. I know it wasn't very wild and I didn't go into too much detail, but I did my best and I hope you all like it!

 

The little story that Zack was reading is mine as well. @-@ That was a hard one to churn out. I like it though! The over exaggeration is on purpose, because Zack is a dick and likes to frustrate Cloud. Lol Poor little Cloudy. Course I already stated that in the text, but I felt like saying it again. x3

 

I think my little attempt at humor backfired miserably at the end, but hey at least I tried! A PMSing Cloud has got to be fucking scary yo! >.< I would be scared anyway. Also I would like to know who you guys think our lovely authoress at the end is. I will not be giving out anymore hints except for one that wasn't in the story. Our authoress IS from Canada, she writes AWESOME smex, aaannnndddddd she is a member of AFF, FF.Net, and DA! For those of you who don't know, DA stands for DeviantART.com. ^-^

 

Well, I'm going to go now. This was a freaking monster to write (5 pages not including the AN! O-o) and so I must go kill things on 2Moons! Review iffen ya wanna. Mew over and out!