Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Kagura ( Chapter 4 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: Hello again, hello again, jigady jig… I CAN'T SPELL!!! YAY!!!! I SUCK!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!! I'M BAD AT GRAMMAR!!!! WAAAAHHOOOOOOOO!!!!! O.k. Kagura's turn!

Kagura: WHERE'S KYO?!?!?!

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. She likes to eat pork…

Kagura: O.o What? But I'm the pig… IF KYO LIKES SOMETHING I'LL EAT IT!!!! )Pause( Does Kyo like pork?

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. She likes monkeys…

Kagura: NO! I LIKE CATS!!! MY BACKPACK IS A CAT!!!!

K.E.: It looks like a monkey…

Kagura: DOES NOT!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. Her favorite color is blue…

Kagura: NO! IT'S ORANGE!!!! BLUE IS THE OPPOSITE OF ORANGE!!! (A/N: Isn't it?) I'LL KILL YOU FOR MOCKING ME!!!

K.E.: And I mocked Kyo. Don't forget about that…

Kagura: YEAH AND- Wait… YOU MOCKED KYO!?!?!?!

K.E.: Yeah… so?

Kagura: YOU DIE KNOW!!!! )Throws bricks at every direction(

K.E.: Ha ha! Missed me! Not that you could hit me… I'm just a voice… that way I do not have to tell the readers what I look like… it's easier that way…

Kagura: YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS BUILDING SOME TIME!!! And when you do… THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY!!!

K.E.: Hmm… how much does hell cost?

Kagura: A lot!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. Has a restraining order…

Kagura: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!!

K.E.: I feel sorry for Kyo…

Kagura: KYO & I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!

K.E.: Your getting married to the cat?

Kagura: Yep!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. She has two jobs…

Kagura: Huh?

K.E.: You're a Fruits Basket person & Kagura from Inuyasha…

Kagura: But… I just started college…

K.E.: Yeah I'm running out of ideas since… I don't really care about you…

Kagura: Oh!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. She despises St. Valentines Day…

Kagura: Kyo… Kyo… Kyo… Kyo… I love Kyo…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. Kyo loves her…

Kagura: NOT HE DOESN'T!!! )Pause( I DIDN'T MEAN!!! THAT HE DOES LOVE ME!!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. She wanta Fanta…

Kagura: What the hell?

K.E.: Don't ask me, that's what the script says…

Kagura: Who writes the script?

K.E.: Script writers…

Kagura: ?

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Kagura Sohma……………………&helli p;……….............................. She is going to kill Kyo…

Kagura: I LOVE KYO! WHY WOULD I KILL HIM?!?!?!

K.E.: Because you love him…

Kagura: Oh!

K.E.: Now you know… Kagura Sohma…

Kagura: Am I done?

K.E.: Yes you may leave… next time it'll be… Hari…

Hatori: I never agreed to this…

K.E.: LATER!!!