Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Hatori ( Chapter 5 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: It's Hari's turn!

Hatori: After this… all memories PFFT gone…

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... He wears a bra under his doctor's outfit…

Hatori: Uh… No… I don't… who are you?

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... He lies about being able to erase memories… he just hit's a person until they forget…

Hatori: No… that's not how it works…

K.E.: Liar! You can't erase memories!

Hatori: Can you find a person who changes into a seahorse?

K.E.: Good point… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatori Sohma…….......................................... His favorite show is Di Gi Charat…

Hatori: WHO TOLD YOU?!?!? SHIGURE?!?! AYAME?!?! WHO?!?!?!?

K.E.: I… made it up… actually…

Hatori: )Pause( I don't watch Di Gi Charat…

K.E.: Liar… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... He despises emus…

Hatori: They're o.k.…

Emu-gal: YOU DESPISE EMUS?!?!?!?! YOU DIE, BASTARD!!!!

Hatori: I didn't say that!

Emu-gal: Oh… k! )Leaves(

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... Kana actually dumped him, he lied about the rest…

Hatori: What?! I DIDN'T LIE!!!! Akito hits hard!

Akito: )Poofs in( AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS!!!!

K.E.: … O.o

Hatori: … o.o

Readers: … o.O

Akito: Uh… FEAR MY RATH!!! )Leaves(

Hatori: O.k.… that was odd…

Readers: Tell me about it…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... He's really hard to find insults for…

Hatori: yeah… it's better that way…

K.E.: Not for me… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... He was the one who wrote Summer Colored Sigh not Shigure…

Hatori: )Looks around nervously( Of course I didn't! What makes you think that?

K.E.: Well I heard from Hana that, at times, the man's name changes to Hatori, and that the woman's name changes to Kana…

Hatori: I should have checked it better…

K.E.: yes you should have… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ..................... He would rather be here than with Aya & Gure…

Ayame & Shigure: )Pop in( What?! WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED US!!!

Shigure: I feel betrayed…

Ayame: I feel so SAD!!!

Ayame & Shigure: )Hug each other & Cry( I CAN'T BE SO!!! IT JUST CAN'T!!!!

Hatori: Right…

Ayame & Shigure: WE'RE LEAVING!!! )Leave(

Hatori: Don't let the door hit you on your way out…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi…

Hatori Sohma……..………….................... ........................... He is a disgrace to the Mabudachi Trio

A & S: )Come back in( THAT'S RIGHT!!! )Leave(

Hatori: O.k.…

K.E.: Now you know… Hatori Sohma…

Hatori: )Under breath( Erase all memories…

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K.E .: Next it'll be… MOMIJI!!! Tee hee that rhymed!

Momiji: So… I'll get candy if I do this right?

K.E.: RIGHT!

Momiji: YAY!!!