Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Momiji ( Chapter 6 )

Know Your Jyuunishi

K.E.: I'm sad that I have to tease Momiji but OH WELL!!!

Momiji: CANDY!!!

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Momiji Sohma……………………&helli p;………... He's my favorite character next to Aya…

Momiji: O.k.

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Momiji Sohma……………………&helli p;………... He's not REALLY German…

Momiji: What?!? NO!!! I AM GERMAN!!!! I AM! I AM!!!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Momiji Sohma……………………&helli p;………... He's ACTUALLY a Playboy bunny… (Sent in by: Iris Sun)

Momiji: AM NOT!!!

K.E.: Oh yeah? Then why are there Playboy parties at your house?

Momiji: Uh… they give me candy?

K.E.: That sounds kinda wrong…

Momiji: Well… YOU'RE KINDA WRONG!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Momiji Sohma……………………&helli p;………... He favorite cereal is Cheerios…

Momiji: No! I like Lucky Charms!!!

K.E.: Sure ya do…

Momiji: I'M NOT LYING!!!! )Begins to cry( WAAAH!!! SOMEBODY!!! K.E. HURT MY FEEEEEELINGS!!!!

Kyo: )Pops in( SERVES YA RIGHT YA, PERVERTED RABBIT!!!! )Hits him on the head(

Momiji: NOW KYO HURT ME!!!! TOHRUUUUU!!!!

Tohru: )Pops in( SHUT UP! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR RELENTLESS WHINING!!!! BUG SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!!!

Momiji: )Sniffle( Tohru?

Tohru: GOD!!! )Walks away mumbling( fucking rabbit…

K.E.: O.o … well… that was… uncalled for…

Momiji: WAAAH!!! NO ONE LOVES ME!!!! NOT EVEN MY MOM!!!

K.E.: That's… kinda true…

Momiji: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE!!!! WAAAH!!!!

K.E.: POOR MOMIJI!!! )Comes out of the shadows!( IT'S O.K.!!! )Hugs Momiji(

Momiji: )POOF!( I'm a rabbit!

K.E.: CUTE!!! )Hugs M.R. (Momiji Rabbit)(

Momiji: K.E.! You're )Choke( CHOKING ME!!! I CAN'T BREATH!!!

K.E.: Oops! Gomen…

Momiji: It's o.k.! Let's just hope that I don't change back in front of these impressionable minds! )POOF(

K.E.: EEK!!! IT BURNS!!!! MY EYES!!!! THEIR BLEEDING!!!!! )Runs back into the shadows(

Momiji: I don't get it…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Momiji Sohma……………………&helli p;………... He LOVES watermelons!

Momiji: )Blink( I love candy… NOT watermelons!

K.E.: Hmm… What about pineapple?

Momiji: CANDY!!!

K.E.: FINE! Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Momiji Sohma……………………&helli p;………... He fights crime as… SUPAH PERV!!!

Momiji: WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?

K.E.: I SAW YOU ON THE NEWS! :3 That was quite an outfit…

Momiji: Ayame made it for me!

Ayame: )Poofs in( That's right Momiji! And I can make that outfit for YOU )Points at Readers(

Readers: )Being pointed at( O.o

Ayame: All for the cheap price of 9.99!

Readers: 9.99!?!

Ayame: That's right! 9.99! All you need to do is call this number at 1-800-snakes1! That number again is-

K.E.: GET OUT!!!

Ayame: But…

K.E.: OUT!!!

Ayame: Aww… )Leaves(

K.E.: That's that!

Momiji: CaNdY!!!

K.E.: Now you know… Momiji…

Momiji: CANDY IS AWESOME!!!

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K.E.: Next it'll be… HATSUHARU!!!!

Haru: Mooooo….