Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Haru! ( Chapter 7 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: YO! It's HARU'S TURN!!!

Haru: moo…

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He doesn't live in California…

Haru: What?

K.E.: Therefore he is NOT a happy cow…

Haru: Hmm… maybe I should move to California…

K.E.: You should…

Haru: Real California cheese…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... For some reason… he is always with Momiji…

Haru: Odd isn't it?

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... There is no black or white Haru but a cow and bull Haru…

Haru: But… that would mean I'm cow Haru…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... When he turns into a COW he turns into a FEMALE…

Haru: WHAT?!? NO!!

K.E.: But aren't COWS FEMALE?

Haru: Yes…

K.E.: And BULLS are MALE?

Haru: Yes… OH GOD IT'S TRUE!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

K.E.: I'd be scared too if I changed into another gender each time I got hugged… SCARY!!!

Haru: )Sniffle( I'm sad…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... I've read his diary…

Black Haru: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!

K.E.: I read your diary…

Black Haru: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

K.E.: Everyone keeps on forgetting… I'M A FREAKING VOICE!!!

Black Haru: OH YEAH? WELL… I'LL JUST DESTROY YOUR STUDIO!!!

K.E.: WHAT?!? Oh well… I can always WRITE another one…

Black Haru: )Kicks holes in walls( BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! )Turns a light switch on(

Shadows: )Gone(

K.E.: )Revealed… again( DAMMIT!!!

Black Haru: )Destroys studio(

Black Haru, K.E., & countless random worker people: )Standing in rubble(

Black Haru: SUCCESS!!! ALRIGHT!!! DO THE HUSTLE!!! )Does the Hustle(

K.E.: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY STUDIO?!?!?!

Black Haru: )Too busy doing the Hustle to care(

Cameraman Bob: He destroyed the studio…

K.E.: ALL BY HIMSELF?!?

C.M.B.: No… we caught Crazy girl (Kagura) & Anger management boy (Kyo) destroying it too…

K.E.: Oh well… )Creates NEW and IMPROVED studio(

Black Haru: )Stops doing the Hustle( DAMN!!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He likes beef…

B.H.: BEEF?!? NO I DON'T!!!

K.E.: Beef… it's what's for dinner…

B.H.: IS NOT!!!!!

K.E.: Is too… although… I'd rather have pizza… but OH WELL!!!

B.H.: … I'll get you…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hatsuharu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... Hates Rin…

B.H.: (NOTE: I don't know much about Rin except that Haru & her did it… or something… but I'M the horse too so WHATEVAH!) NO!! RIN IS KEWL!!!

K.E.: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RIN!!!! SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!

B.H.: MOO!!!

K.E.: And now you know… Hatsuharu…

B.H.: RAGE!!!

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K.E.: Next it'll be… Hiro!!! Why him NOW?! BECAUSE I HATE HIM!!!

Hiro: YOU SUCK!