Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Hiro ( Chapter 8 )

Know Your Jyuunishi

K.E.: Now it's Hiro's turn! Oh yes and to that person who said I should be a Hiei fan-girl instead of a Kurama fan-girl… We all have our own opinions… SO IF YA DON'T LIKE IT… read something else… Hiei's kewl and all… but he isn't very cute to me… OH WELL!!!!

Hiro: EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!

K.E.: right you are Hiro… right you are…

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... I hate him…

Hiro: I DON'T CARE!!!!

K.E.: Why?

Hiro: BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER FANS!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He ACTUALLY likes Tohru… NOT Kisa…

Hiro: I DO NOT!!!!

K.E.: That's what you say now…

Hiro: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... Why won't he stop using capitals…?

Hiro: BECAUSE LOWER CASE SUCKS!!!!

K.E.: DOES NOT!

Hiro: DOES TOO!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He likes being a sheep…

Hiro: )Very quietly( It's o.k.

K.E.: What was that?

Hiro: NOTHING! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He LOVES to play neopets…

Hiro: I DON'T!!! Oh wait… I do!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He works in Ayame's shop part-time…

Hiro: DID KISA TELL YOU?!? KISA YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL!!! GRAGH!!!

K.E.: O.o

Hiro: … did I just say that out loud?

Readers: )Nod(

Hiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT KISA!!!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!

K.E.: I'm going to stop this before you become Ritsu…

Hiro: O.k.

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He watches Galaxy Angel…

Hiro: So?

K.E.: I bet you like Forte & Ranpha huh?

Hiro: )Pause( Maybe…

K.E.: AHA!!!

Kisa: )Pops in( Hiro?! I am hurt! I will find someone else. LATER!

Hiro: Kisa! WAIT!!!

Kisa: LATER!!! (NOTE: I won't have a Kisa Know Your Jyuunishi… She's already been teased enough…)

Hiro: )Speechless(

K.E.: nice goin Hiro…

Hiro: )Cries( It can't get any worse…

K.E.: YES IT CAN! Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Hiro Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He is the same zodiac sign as Luna. Chinese and normal!

Luna: )Pops in( HIYA!!!

Hiro: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! )Jumps off a cliff(

Luna & K.E.: O.o

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Readers: Who's Luna?

K.E.: THE CRAZIEST LUNA IF THERE EVER WAS ONE!!! Wait… I think I said that wrong…

Luna: I LURVE AKITO!!!

K.E.: See?! Next time it'll be Ritsu!

Ritsu: OH GOMEN NASAAAIII!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry that you have to choose me and not someone more worthy! OH GGGOOOMMMMEEEENNN NNAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSssSAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!

K.E.: LATER!!!