Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Ritsu ( Chapter 9 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: Now it's Ritsu's turn…

Ritsu: OH GOMEN NASAI!!!!! (INSERT RANDOM THING TO BE SORRY FOR HERE!!!) OOHH GGOOMMEENN NNAASSAAII!!!!!!

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K.E .: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... She- oops I mean HE has discovered that Extra gum… doesn't last longer…

Ritsu: OH GOMEN NASAI!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He likes to drink Red Bull

Ritsu: OH GOMEN NASAI!!!

K.E.: Uhh… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... Why doesn't he just kill himself if he feels worthless…?

Ritsu: OH GOMEN NASAI!!! I'LL GO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!! )Doesn't move(

K.E.: Well?

Ritsu: You're supposed to stop me… OH GOMEN NASAI!!! I'M SORRY FOR NOT POINTING THAT OUT!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He's mentally ill…

Ritsu: I am not! I mean… OH GOMEN NASAI!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He's faking his personality…

Ritsu: Yeah… I mean… OH GOMEN NASAI!!! Oh I'm bad at this…

K.E.: Yes you are… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He's really a hard core Inuyasha fan… I don't really like Inuyasha… (I KNOW that this will PROBABLY offend SOME of you in the audience… So… while you're offended I'll tell you MORE things that MIGHT offend you… I DESPISE KYO! I HATE KAGURA! I DISLIKE HATORI! I HATE KYO/TOHRU FANFICS! I HATE AKITO! I LOVE KURAMA! I DON'T LIKE MOVIE POPCORN very much… I LOVE KINO'S JOURNEY! Why might this offend you? BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT! IT'S THE BEST!!! I LIKE GROCERY STORE PIZZA BETTER THAN ORDER IN! I DON'T LIKE HIKARU (RAYEARTH)! I THINK KIKYO'S KEWL!!! I DISLIKE FLUFFY! I HATE HIRO! I LIKE MAWATA (She's kewl… PRETEAR)! I DON'T LIKE MASAKI (ANGELIC LAYER)! ) Now that THAT'S out of my system…

Ritsu: My idol is Miroku… I mean… oh whatever…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ritsu Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... I really have no more to say about him…

Ritsu: Really? Then can I go? )Stands up to leave(

K.E.: Not a chance!

Ritsu: Oh… damn…

K.E.: O_O You… YOU CUSSED!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT MINNA-SAN?!? I CAN'T!!!

Readers: O_O wow…

Ritsu: Look, I don't see how amazing this shit is…

K.E.: O_O HE SAID THE S WORD!!!

Readers: OMG!!!

Ritsu: )Pause( You people are fBEEEPg crazy!

K.E.: OMG!!!

Readers: )Faint(

Ritsu: )walks away( assholes…

K.E.: )Faints(

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K.E.: )Unfaints( Whoa… creepy! O.o Next time I'll do… AKITO!!!

Akito: )Sings the Vase Appreciation Song(

K.E.: LATER!!!