Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Another Short Pipsqueak!! ❯ Gaurdian ( Chapter 2 )

Here's Chapter 2: Gaurdian

 

Now Ed, Al and Kai are at HQ. They have Mustang (Who is still covered in mud, by the way) standing right in front of them, like he's about to give them a spankin'. Ed's just sitting there trying to cool off from the burns Mustang gave them from the explosion. And sadistic little Kaito is sitting next to Ed (also cooling off) has that very cute I'm-innocent-and-had-nothing-to-do-with-anything look on his face. And there's also Al just behind the two criminals.

 

ROY: Explain, Fullmetal…Before I turn you to ashes!!

 

ED: Well, this kid here bumped into me and started attacking me,

Colonel Basta…

 

ROY: You don't want to finish that sentence.

 

ED: Whatever, Colonel Bastard…

 

BOOOOM!!!

 

ED: Owwwww…..+smokin'+

 

Roy then turned to Kaito.

 

ROY: What about you? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to fight with

strangers?

 

KAI: I don't have a mother, sir….+sniff+

 

Awww…. He put on his cute face again…This made made Mustang feel sorry for the poor kid (with a face like that who wouldn't?) and if made Mustang feel sorry it can work on Al too…

 

AL: There..there… There's no need to cry… Everything's going to be alright…

 

KAI: Thank you…..+sniff+ +sniff+

 

ED: Don't tell me you actually falling for that kinda crap!! Did you see what that

Creep did to me back there??!!!

 

ROY: Shut up, Fullmetal. He's only a kid. I'm gonna let both of you the hook for

now. Just promise not to do it again or else I'm gonna take you to jail.

 

KAI: What?!! Just like that??!!!! Are you turning gay?!!

 

KABOOOM!!!

ED: AAAAARGH!! I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING WHILE

YOUR BLASTING ME I'M GONNA….!!!

 

KABOOOOM some more!!

 

ED: THAT'S IT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Just as Ed was about to kill Mustang, Hawkeye bursted into the room.

 

HAWKEYE: Sir, the child's guardian is here.

 

KAI: Gaurdian?

 

A girl wearing a black dress with a brown jacket entered the room.

She had blonde hair with grey eyes and she was about the same age and height as Edward only a few inches taller.

 

GIRL: There you are, you little nasty..!!!

 

KAI: Oh no!! Liyow!!

 

LI: Oh no is right!! I am gonna hurt you real bad when we get home!!

 

KAI: Somebody save me!!! I don't know that person!!

 

HAWKEYE: Then how did you know her name?

 

KAI: Eheh..Lucky guess?

 

ED: HA! You're scared of a girl aren't you?

 

KAI: Grrrr…….

 

Liyow then turned her attention to Edward.

 

LI: Fullmetal Alchemist?

 

ED: Yeah, that's me. Whaddya want?

 

LI: You're pretty famous around these parts.....SHORTY!!

 

ED: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORTY THAT'S EVEN SMALLER THAN AN

OSTRICH'S BRAIN?!! ARE YOU ASKIN' TO GET BURIED ALIVE???!!!!

 

LI: No!! You idiot !! Why on earth would I ask a rude punk like you??!!!

 

AL: Brother, I think she's offended about what you said to Kai.

 

LI: You got that right!!

 

HAWKEYE: It's very rude not to apologise Edward.

 

ROY: Are you scared of saying sorry, Fullmetal?

ED: Wha…? Ugh! Fine, I'm sorry.

 

LI: A sorry is never a sorry without a payment, shorty….

 

ED: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!

 

ROY: Shouldn't you be taking Kaito home, young lady?

 

LI: Right…. C'mon you brat let's go home.

 

KAI: What?! Please Li let me stay I really like this place.

 

LI: I'll pretend I understand you…..

 

KAI: YAY!

 

LI: IF…

 

KAI: I knew it!

 

LI: ….you lend me five hundred bucks.

 

KAI: Tch! Here….

 

Ed: You're staying??!!!

 

KAI: Yeah! After all.. were friends aren't we?

 

ED: Hell n…!!!

 

AL: Ofcourse!

 

ED: Will you stop doing that?!!

 

Guess what happens next.