Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Chibi Roy Equals Chaos ❯ Hughes Arrives! ( Chapter 3 )

“Hey chief!”, Roy spoke as he stood outside the ruined office with Havoc. “I need some new clothes cuz' the ones I'm wearin' now are complete crap. Do you have any I can borrow?” Havoc looked down at the boy questionably.

 

“Why are you calling me chief?”, he muttered.

 

“Well you call that short kid boss so I thought I'd call you chief, chief” Roy said while trying to ignore the curious glances coming from his co-workers. “So how bout those clothes chief”.

 

“I don't have any you can wear” Havoc muttered. This kid was starting to get extremely annoying.

 

“Then can you at least tell me where we're going, chief”.

 

“Stop calling me chief”, Havoc seethed as he tried to refrain from hurting the boy. He instantly pulled out another cigarette to try to keep his mind off of him.

 

“Wow look at that!” Roy exclaimed while pointing at a wall.

 

“What I don't see anything”, Havoc muttered. He then walked to the other side of the room to inspect the wall if it was anything dangerous he didn't want to be blamed.

 

“Ha ha ya stupid idiot!”, Roy yelled as he ran down the hall. Havoc cursed as he chased after the boy.

 

“Look you punk I don't want to have to hurt you but I will if...”, he paused as he saw Hughes. “Sir”, he saluted then continued to run stumbling over his feet as he did so.

 

A look of confusion flashed over Hughes's face but he still continued. In his hands he held about a hundred more pictures of his daughter to show Roy.

 

“You boys are both absolutely sure that this is temporary correct”, Hughes heard through the door it sounded like Hawkeye. Hughes immediately burst through the door waving his newly developed pictures around.

 

“Hey Roy look at my wonderful daughter she's so adorable and she's only four can you imagine how only a year ago she...”, Hughes looked around the office and looked at it's state. “What happened here?”, he asked the three who were trying to clean the room while talking.

 

“I was told to keep you outta that room don't go runnin' in there for safety!” Havoc's voice boomed. Roy ran into the room and right into Hughes.

 

“Hey mister ya gotta hide me there's a ugly she-demon chasing me” Roy whispered.

 

“Gotcha!”, Havoc smiled triumphantly as he held onto little Roy's shirt.

 

“Sir I can explain”, Hawkeye stated while saluting a very confused Hughes. “It would seem sir that Edward used an experimental transmutation circle he saw in an old book and used it on the colonel causing him to appear as he does now and-“

 

“Wait that's Roy!”, Hughes exclaimed disbelievingly. Everyone nodded except for Roy.

 

“Um...excuse me but it's getting late and the colonel can't exactly stay at his house in his state...”, Al suggested. The tension in the room grew as the words sunk in.

 

“I'm not keeping him no way!”, Havoc shouted while roughly pushing Roy towards Ed and Al.

 

“Hey watch it!” Roy screamed.

 

“We can't keep animals in our apartment can we Al”, Ed muttered thoughtfully.

 

“Brother!”

 

“I can't I have to go to a meeting tonight”, Riza awkwardly lied.

 

“Don't worry I'll take him”, Hughes smiled. “He can meet my darling Elysia he'll love her!”. Hughes looked around while he was talking everyone had snuck out the room leaving Hughes with Roy.

 

“Now Roy if I remember how you were when we were kids correctly you won't stay in one place for...long”, Hughes muttered. The spot where Roy once stood was now empty.