Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ E-bey boy and the Fullmetal Gang ❯ Hamtaro Hell E-Bey Boy ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Yes E-Bey Boy came from Hell, We're all high, We can fly, We're not biy, We are sly, And maybe we are biy, Let's go fly...

Anyway I was just high like usual.

Ed:Here it your crappy cereal! Just shut up!

E-Bey Boy:*Crunch, Crunch* SHHHHHHHHHH I'mma watchin' HAMTARO....

TV:VOL.100 *singing* It's Hamtaro time (bushy bush bush bush bush giggle) HAMTARO WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER IT'S MUCH BETTER, MY BEST FRIEND. WE LOVE SUNFLOWER SEEDS CRUMB CRUMB CRUMB. MY HAM HAM. IF THERES MORE THEN TROUBLE WE HELP SOLVE THEM. HAMTARO LITTLE HAMSTERS BIG ADVENTURES. LAURA'S GONE TO SCHOOL AND WE GO TO OUR HAM HAM CLUB HOUSE. WE CAN FIX THEIR TROUBLES JUST BE QUIET AS A MOUSE. WATCH FOR OUR SCRATCHY NOSES THEY'RE HARDDER THAN YOU THINK. BUT IF WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THEIR BLOOD SINK. HAMTARO,SNOOZER, HOWDY, PENELOPY, PANA, MY BEST FRIEND, OXNARD, BEJU'E, CAPPY, MAXWELL, MY HAM HAM, DEXTER, BLOZMAS, RHINA, JINGLE, HAMTARO. LITTLE HAMSTERS BIG ADVENTURES.

HAMTARO: EXCUSE ME WHILE I WORK OUT GOTTA RUN IN MY WHEEL, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TV: *SINGING* HAMTARO'S HERE TO HELP YOU HAMTARO. HAMTARO DOES THIS FOR YOU. HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAMTARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The TV was so frikkin loud that Al's armor got blown away and Ed's auto mail arm ripped off.

Ed: You DEVIL!! THE CHRIST OF GOD REPELS YOU!
Ed had hit E-Bey Boy on top of his forehead with his LEFT arm.

Al: Dangit little kid give mah bauk mah aurms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!

Ed: You ugly pompus,pompus!

E-Bey Boy: HAMTARO!!! Lookie me Hamtaro.
E-Bey Boy does a little dance like hamtaro and the fma millitary are like back-up dancers shaking their butts including Roy, Riza, and Ross.

5 seconds later

Humunculis are all like singing the theme songs >o< *hik* ands there yall likes *hik* Ham Ham *hik*
Reader:S-she passed out *pokes fanfic maker with a stick*.
Me: @.@ *.* X,X Yes did you know I was a girl

DOESN'T THIS MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOFORTABLE
DOESN'T THIS MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOFATABLE LOL