Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA power! ❯ becoming dark... ( Chapter 1 )

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Here we go!!!

Once apon a time there was a blonde alchemist named Ed. Or Edward or Eddie or Edo or Elric Fullmetal or...just Ed. Or mabe like some people like to call him shorty. Or short or shrimp or little or small or puny or small fry or half pint or just..shorty... $#$%@$% This really doen't relate to the story Imma 'bout ta tell you.

*morning time*

Ed:AHHHHHHHH! What a nice day to transmute something into a warped and deformed lampshade!!!

Al:Morning big brother! I love you SOOOOOOO very much!

Ed:I love you too my adorable little brother!

*HUGS* (Still, Al is bigger than Ed)

While he still was alive, Ed flung himslef outta his bedroom window and rolled down a hill and crashed into Roy who was about to take off on his tricked out motorcycle.

Roy:Ed, your retarded...
*revs his engine&

Ed:Cooooool! Can it fly?!

Roy:...no but it can kill people.

Al:Hey! Wait for me! I wanna ride the motorcycle!

Roy:You can't Al your too fat and heavy.

Al:Hey that's not nice! I'm hollow inside! See? *opens up his compartment space*

Roy:...And why is there food in there?

Al:So I can feed the hungry out in those cold streets! (the poor souls)

Ed:Awwww! Al your such a sweetheart! Caring for the hungry you angel you!

*HUGS*

Roy:Anyway I gotta meet up with mah homies cause Imma juvenile delinquent riding on a motorcycle under age!

Ed:Nu-uh! You're an old fart on one of those slow transportation thingies that you see at the grocery stores!

Roy:...That's cold...

Ed:But so very true huh Al!

Al:Brother thats rude!

Ed:Aw your right Al it's not nice! Your such a good boy!

Al:I know I am!

*HUGS*

Roy:...Are you guys gay or something?! Cut that out! Lets race if you think my ride isn't PHAT!

Ed:...fat???

Roy's thoughts: -_-' aw crap! What are kids saying these days?!

Roy:Anyway, lets race all the way to mah crib!

*Ed and Al snickers*

Ed:Now he thinks he's a baby!

Roy:Whatever man! I'm gonna prove that I'm still a young free spirit! Lets race! You and me Ed!!!

Ed:Alrighty! ^.^