Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA power! ❯ Somebody Just Shoot the Piniata! ( Chapter 10 )
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By: AcidGirl 
HONESTLY!! WHY DOES COMEDY GET THE LOWEST RATINGS FOR ENTERTAINMENT?!?! oh hello there!! ^^
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.24.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 849 | Visits: 206 | Status: Completed
HONESTLY!! WHY DOES COMEDY GET THE LOWEST RATINGS FOR ENTERTAINMENT?!?! oh hello there!! ^^
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.24.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 849 | Visits: 206 | Status: Completed
HELLO MELLOW JELLO!!! ^.^ Welcome to the FMA universe!!! (Its alittle late to be saying this now) It is story time!!! Now, gather around in the alchemy circle, and I will begin reading a fascinating story!!! *kids gather round* And that includes the reader too! ^.^
Reader:*sighs and sluggishly plops in the circle with the rest of the kids*
Me:^.^
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*OKAY!!! We left off where Ed, Al, and Roy were now about to take off, but Roy was too obsessed being a gangster(again I am very SORRY for writing that chapter), Winry is in Indonesia and I think being captured right now, and I guess the EVIL people are still collecting Winrys from all over the place...*
Roy:Darn it!!! The stupid narrorator girl had gotten away!
Ed:WILL YOU FORGET THE GIRL AND GET A MOVE ON?!?!?! Im getting impatient!!!
Al:O.O *we aren't supposed to talk!!!*
Roy:Oh yea!!! ^.^ lets get goin kiddos!!!
Al:X__x
Ed:FINALLY!!!
Roy:But while we are on the road--er--air, we have to sing air trip songs!!! ^^
Ed and Al: XoX
*takes off*
Roy sings another song off key
Roy:"OHHHHHHHHHH.....BURNING HELLS!!! EDWARD SMELLS!! ALFONSE LAID AN EGG!! THE PINIATA MOBILE LOST ITS WHEEL AND SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING-- aw screw the thing!! LETS SING IT OVER AGAIN!!!! Sing along!!!! ^o^
Ed: X____X
Al: O___O'
(Winry's theme)
Winry:AHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU THINGS TAKING ME!!!! T______T
Winry is taken to a river that flows up a waterfall then is relayed to another thing that drops her off in a volcano and she is erupted up by the lava and somehow landed on another thing and that thing takes her to a pond of piranas. The thing then drops her in a pond of piranas and laughs while she is screaming for he life. The thing then takes her out after a couple hours and relays her to ANOTHER thing and the thing runs her over with a giant hippo and is transported to a weirdo village... (to make the long trip a short story, they just led her to this here village)
Winry:X__x Uhhhh where am I...*looks at thing*
The thing so happened to be a short miget fortunately shorter than Ed. Even though they were foreigners and doesn't use electricity or toilets they wore DECENT clothes!!! None of that loin cloth crap!
Winry:.....HOLY MOLY COW!!! YOU ARE FRIKKEN SHORT!!!
Thing:What else is new....
Winry: OoO Y-you can talk too!!!
Thing:Isnt that amazing....
Winry:OH WOW!! YOU CAN ALSO MAKE ANNOYING COME-BACKS TOO!!!!! OoO *fascinated*
Thing:.....Look lady Im not an alien so lay off!!
Winry:*still fascinated*
All of a sudden, a whole buch of migets emerge from underground to meet the tall and blonde looking creature.
Winry: +____+............OOMPA LOOMPAAAAAS!!!! ^o^
(Before something terrible happens to Winry, lets go over to the EVIL place)
???:*groans* Slacker what time is it?
Slacker:It is now 11:30 PM
???:*groans* It's too loud in here!!!
Winry P:AAAAAAPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEESSSSS
Winry H:HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Winry A:I need to go to the bathroom!!!
Winry T:*slitting her wrists* AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY WON'T I DIE!?!?!?!?!?!!!
???:*sigh*....waffles....
(SOOOOOOOOOO.. .back to Roy, Ed, and Al!!! ^.^)
Ed and Al: X___X
Roy:again!! again!! again!!
Ed: *grabs jelly-belly pistol and pulls it to his head*
Al:*struggles to take the pistol away from Ed*
Roy:Lets sing again!!! ^^
Al:Roy!!! Just shut up for at least an hour okay?!?!
Roy:.... *_*
Al:You've been singing the song "Yo Mamas Fat" for 5 hours nonstop!!!
Ed:*struggles from Al trying to fall off the piniata* Make him stop!! Make him stop!!
Roy:...*sniff* fine!! I've been trying to brighten up the trip, and this is the thanks I get? *sniff wiffle wiffle*
Ed:*laughs insanely*
Al:...Aw, Mustang I'm sorry for saying that...I didn't mean to ^_^'
Roy:....*sniff sobb*
Al:Don't cry ^__^'
*HUGS*
Roy:*sniff* ....get off me please...Im not gay...
Al:O_O' Oh sorry....
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Disturbing, yet touching he eventually started singing "Yo Mamas Fatter" again until Ed couldn't take it anymore and flung himself off the piniata laughing insanely. Al was doing this O_____O until Roy finally landed the piniata down to find Ed in a fatal position confessing that he was purposely breaking his automail just to give Winry a hard time... TUNE IN NEXT ITME!!! ^.^
Reader:*sighs and sluggishly plops in the circle with the rest of the kids*
Me:^.^
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*OKAY!!! We left off where Ed, Al, and Roy were now about to take off, but Roy was too obsessed being a gangster(again I am very SORRY for writing that chapter), Winry is in Indonesia and I think being captured right now, and I guess the EVIL people are still collecting Winrys from all over the place...*
Roy:Darn it!!! The stupid narrorator girl had gotten away!
Ed:WILL YOU FORGET THE GIRL AND GET A MOVE ON?!?!?! Im getting impatient!!!
Al:O.O *we aren't supposed to talk!!!*
Roy:Oh yea!!! ^.^ lets get goin kiddos!!!
Al:X__x
Ed:FINALLY!!!
Roy:But while we are on the road--er--air, we have to sing air trip songs!!! ^^
Ed and Al: XoX
*takes off*
Roy sings another song off key
Roy:"OHHHHHHHHHH.....BURNING HELLS!!! EDWARD SMELLS!! ALFONSE LAID AN EGG!! THE PINIATA MOBILE LOST ITS WHEEL AND SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING-- aw screw the thing!! LETS SING IT OVER AGAIN!!!! Sing along!!!! ^o^
Ed: X____X
Al: O___O'
(Winry's theme)
Winry:AHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU THINGS TAKING ME!!!! T______T
Winry is taken to a river that flows up a waterfall then is relayed to another thing that drops her off in a volcano and she is erupted up by the lava and somehow landed on another thing and that thing takes her to a pond of piranas. The thing then drops her in a pond of piranas and laughs while she is screaming for he life. The thing then takes her out after a couple hours and relays her to ANOTHER thing and the thing runs her over with a giant hippo and is transported to a weirdo village... (to make the long trip a short story, they just led her to this here village)
Winry:X__x Uhhhh where am I...*looks at thing*
The thing so happened to be a short miget fortunately shorter than Ed. Even though they were foreigners and doesn't use electricity or toilets they wore DECENT clothes!!! None of that loin cloth crap!
Winry:.....HOLY MOLY COW!!! YOU ARE FRIKKEN SHORT!!!
Thing:What else is new....
Winry: OoO Y-you can talk too!!!
Thing:Isnt that amazing....
Winry:OH WOW!! YOU CAN ALSO MAKE ANNOYING COME-BACKS TOO!!!!! OoO *fascinated*
Thing:.....Look lady Im not an alien so lay off!!
Winry:*still fascinated*
All of a sudden, a whole buch of migets emerge from underground to meet the tall and blonde looking creature.
Winry: +____+............OOMPA LOOMPAAAAAS!!!! ^o^
(Before something terrible happens to Winry, lets go over to the EVIL place)
???:*groans* Slacker what time is it?
Slacker:It is now 11:30 PM
???:*groans* It's too loud in here!!!
Winry P:AAAAAAPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEESSSSS
Winry H:HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Winry A:I need to go to the bathroom!!!
Winry T:*slitting her wrists* AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY WON'T I DIE!?!?!?!?!?!!!
???:*sigh*....waffles....
(SOOOOOOOOOO.. .back to Roy, Ed, and Al!!! ^.^)
Ed and Al: X___X
Roy:again!! again!! again!!
Ed: *grabs jelly-belly pistol and pulls it to his head*
Al:*struggles to take the pistol away from Ed*
Roy:Lets sing again!!! ^^
Al:Roy!!! Just shut up for at least an hour okay?!?!
Roy:.... *_*
Al:You've been singing the song "Yo Mamas Fat" for 5 hours nonstop!!!
Ed:*struggles from Al trying to fall off the piniata* Make him stop!! Make him stop!!
Roy:...*sniff* fine!! I've been trying to brighten up the trip, and this is the thanks I get? *sniff wiffle wiffle*
Ed:*laughs insanely*
Al:...Aw, Mustang I'm sorry for saying that...I didn't mean to ^_^'
Roy:....*sniff sobb*
Al:Don't cry ^__^'
*HUGS*
Roy:*sniff* ....get off me please...Im not gay...
Al:O_O' Oh sorry....
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Disturbing, yet touching he eventually started singing "Yo Mamas Fatter" again until Ed couldn't take it anymore and flung himself off the piniata laughing insanely. Al was doing this O_____O until Roy finally landed the piniata down to find Ed in a fatal position confessing that he was purposely breaking his automail just to give Winry a hard time... TUNE IN NEXT ITME!!! ^.^