Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA Power 2! ❯ Peenice... ( Chapter 4 )
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By: AcidGirl 
HUWACHWAHCHWA!!!
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.22.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 798 | Visits: 235 | Status: Completed
HUWACHWAHCHWA!!!
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.22.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 798 | Visits: 235 | Status: Completed
Hello peeps sorry it took me a while to get back ^^' I was...up to something...Any whos, I made a new one!!! WOOOHAAA!! I am so glad everyone loves my story! Thank you all!!! (Shoutouts at the bottom ^.~ And the disclaimer wants to say something, don't you disclaimer!
Disclaimer:...
Me:Well the disclaimer doesn't have a mouth anymore...I kinda shot it off with my hillbilly rifle...or chopped his mouth off--I dunno. But I don't own FMA...
Day 4...
Ed:Hey all you peolpes!!! I won't be filming or doing anything retarded today...
Roy:WHAT?! WHy?!
Ed:Because my friend Peenice is coming over
Roy:...whats his name again?
Ed:Peenice...
Roy:*snicker* penis...
Ed:...( ' . ' ) His name is Peenice, Pen-ice. You insult him he'll cry acidic urina all over your house...
Roy:O_o'
Ed:Oh! and his girlfriend will be comin too.
Roy:Whats HER name then Huh? Is it Vageena?! *snicker*
Ed:...actually it is...( ' . ' )
Roy:O___o''
Al:Hello big brother!!! My mofo sexual homo hobo sapien son-of-a-turkey-breast!!! ^.^
Ed:Hello little twitty moondo commando mo-doo-doo-dee-doo!!!! ^.^
*HUGS*
Roy:We need ta be taping things funny...not gay....
*DING DONG*
Ed:Oooo!!! The door!! I'll get it!! I bet you its Penice!!! *exciting squeal* *opens door*
Peenice:Wazzup Heavy Metal Cantalope! Watchu been doin man?!
Ed:Nuthin much! DOG!!! Ay where your girl at?
Peenice:She be chillin wit da Lemon Perverts and Mama Pow-Pow.
Ed:Coo--'aight come on in...
Winry:...They aren't gangsta...
Roy:Hello....*stiffled snicker* P-P-Peenice *snicker*
Peenice:You on crack?
Roy:*snicker* YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ed:-_-'
Me:Hey!!! Let me try and act gangster!!!! *ahem* Yo yo yo I am in the hiz house! Me and my girl-friends be-hang-ing-out-in-the-club-yo! Fuh-cheezy!!!
All:O____o'
Ed:...How'd you get in here...
Me:Aw Ed don't ask questions! I'm here to meet Penice!!! He knows me very well don't you Penice?
Peenice:...What? Who are you?
Me:;_; You...you don't know me? *sniff* WELL FINE!! I KNOW VAGEENA AND YOU ARE WITH EACHOTHER!! *sniff* BUT YOU CAN'T DENY THE FACT THAT I WAS YOUR FIRST LOVE!!! *sob* *sniff* AND SOMETHINGS UP WITH THAT SLUT!!! *jumps outta the window*
All:...
Ed:Did you seriously know her back then?...
Peenice:...no...
Roy:WE...NEED...TA...FILM....JACK-ASS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! >o<
Al:=_=' ...what?
Roy:*plops on a bed near Penice and rubs the blanket fabric seductively* So...
Peenice:...yea?...
Roy:Can you say.......
Peenice:.....<_<'
Roy:Hooba Booba Scuba?
Peenice:...What?!
Roy:SAY IT!!!
Peenice:Hubba Booba Scuba? ^.^'
Roy:Bingo! ^.~ *Takes outta gun and shoots Penice in the head*
Peenice:*falls to the floor, dies, blood splurting out of his ears*
Roy:Tag...Your DEAD!!! ^.^
Ed:Oh Penice!!! I've got milk!!! *opens the door where Roy and Penice are* OoO Oh my God what did you do to my Peenice?!
Roy:I shot him
Ed:NUUUUUUU!!! WHY?! WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM?!!!!
Roy:Because he said Hooba Booba Scuba
Ed:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Roy:Itsa bad word
Ed:THEN WHY DID HE SAY THAT?! WHY?!
Roy:Because I made him
Ed:*chases Roy with a stick*
Winry:...This chapter is screwed...
Al:You said it gurl
Winry:...don't even try to be gangsta, Al, you're just not a gangsta...
THE END
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What a weird chapter...Anyway! I would like to give out the shout-outs!!!
Kagome_the_Yorkie! Thank you for your warm welcome! ^^ I am back to save the day once again and make all of my readers happy!!!! PEACE! THE WORLD OS ROUND!!!
Ashuri-chan! I'm SO glad you like it!! ^.~ I will continue to write more funny crap and make you laugh some more! *I'll try to bring your butt back if I can* ^^'
BAKA 4 LIFE! I know who you are! You go to my school! You comment my random-ness online, but you don't when you meet me in person! You're such a weirdo! MUAH!!
STAY TUNED!!!
Disclaimer:...
Me:Well the disclaimer doesn't have a mouth anymore...I kinda shot it off with my hillbilly rifle...or chopped his mouth off--I dunno. But I don't own FMA...
Day 4...
Ed:Hey all you peolpes!!! I won't be filming or doing anything retarded today...
Roy:WHAT?! WHy?!
Ed:Because my friend Peenice is coming over
Roy:...whats his name again?
Ed:Peenice...
Roy:*snicker* penis...
Ed:...( ' . ' ) His name is Peenice, Pen-ice. You insult him he'll cry acidic urina all over your house...
Roy:O_o'
Ed:Oh! and his girlfriend will be comin too.
Roy:Whats HER name then Huh? Is it Vageena?! *snicker*
Ed:...actually it is...( ' . ' )
Roy:O___o''
Al:Hello big brother!!! My mofo sexual homo hobo sapien son-of-a-turkey-breast!!! ^.^
Ed:Hello little twitty moondo commando mo-doo-doo-dee-doo!!!! ^.^
*HUGS*
Roy:We need ta be taping things funny...not gay....
*DING DONG*
Ed:Oooo!!! The door!! I'll get it!! I bet you its Penice!!! *exciting squeal* *opens door*
Peenice:Wazzup Heavy Metal Cantalope! Watchu been doin man?!
Ed:Nuthin much! DOG!!! Ay where your girl at?
Peenice:She be chillin wit da Lemon Perverts and Mama Pow-Pow.
Ed:Coo--'aight come on in...
Winry:...They aren't gangsta...
Roy:Hello....*stiffled snicker* P-P-Peenice *snicker*
Peenice:You on crack?
Roy:*snicker* YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ed:-_-'
Me:Hey!!! Let me try and act gangster!!!! *ahem* Yo yo yo I am in the hiz house! Me and my girl-friends be-hang-ing-out-in-the-club-yo! Fuh-cheezy!!!
All:O____o'
Ed:...How'd you get in here...
Me:Aw Ed don't ask questions! I'm here to meet Penice!!! He knows me very well don't you Penice?
Peenice:...What? Who are you?
Me:;_; You...you don't know me? *sniff* WELL FINE!! I KNOW VAGEENA AND YOU ARE WITH EACHOTHER!! *sniff* BUT YOU CAN'T DENY THE FACT THAT I WAS YOUR FIRST LOVE!!! *sob* *sniff* AND SOMETHINGS UP WITH THAT SLUT!!! *jumps outta the window*
All:...
Ed:Did you seriously know her back then?...
Peenice:...no...
Roy:WE...NEED...TA...FILM....JACK-ASS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! >o<
Al:=_=' ...what?
Roy:*plops on a bed near Penice and rubs the blanket fabric seductively* So...
Peenice:...yea?...
Roy:Can you say.......
Peenice:.....<_<'
Roy:Hooba Booba Scuba?
Peenice:...What?!
Roy:SAY IT!!!
Peenice:Hubba Booba Scuba? ^.^'
Roy:Bingo! ^.~ *Takes outta gun and shoots Penice in the head*
Peenice:*falls to the floor, dies, blood splurting out of his ears*
Roy:Tag...Your DEAD!!! ^.^
Ed:Oh Penice!!! I've got milk!!! *opens the door where Roy and Penice are* OoO Oh my God what did you do to my Peenice?!
Roy:I shot him
Ed:NUUUUUUU!!! WHY?! WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM?!!!!
Roy:Because he said Hooba Booba Scuba
Ed:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Roy:Itsa bad word
Ed:THEN WHY DID HE SAY THAT?! WHY?!
Roy:Because I made him
Ed:*chases Roy with a stick*
Winry:...This chapter is screwed...
Al:You said it gurl
Winry:...don't even try to be gangsta, Al, you're just not a gangsta...
THE END
___________________________________________________________________ _________
What a weird chapter...Anyway! I would like to give out the shout-outs!!!
Kagome_the_Yorkie! Thank you for your warm welcome! ^^ I am back to save the day once again and make all of my readers happy!!!! PEACE! THE WORLD OS ROUND!!!
Ashuri-chan! I'm SO glad you like it!! ^.~ I will continue to write more funny crap and make you laugh some more! *I'll try to bring your butt back if I can* ^^'
BAKA 4 LIFE! I know who you are! You go to my school! You comment my random-ness online, but you don't when you meet me in person! You're such a weirdo! MUAH!!
STAY TUNED!!!