Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Rain: MSTed ❯ ... ( Chapter 3 )

Somewhere in a torture chamber where it's reserved for tormenting the banes of everyone's existence, namely over-used clichés and the infamous Mary Sues, three people crashed through the roof with a squawk and bounced quite inelegantly on the floor.

Twinky: No, don't tell me.

Biggs: Twinks, it is EXACTLY what you think it is. And to say I left my hairdryer on back home. >_<

DancingBaby: ALOHA! ^_^

Twinky: Just when we thought she disappeared under the face of the Earth, another chapter pops up right in our faces.

Biggs: *nods gravely* the cream of the crop. God help us all.

All: T_T

May scolded goku while he scolded back while carrying sanzo's head

Twinky: The least he could do is to put it back in its place first!

Biggs: *turns a sickly green*

which is bleeding and he suddenly cried and shouted what a lameass you are

Biggs: O.o What ever did Sanzo's head do to you?!

DB: HA. HA. HA. *falls asleep*

and she said it is all your fault sanzo died

All: ... and how is that?

and goku said no it isn't because sanzo hate you

Twinky: DARN RIGHT YOU ARE!

Biggs: C-Calm down now. *etches away from Twinky*

Twinky: YOU WILL NEVER PRY APART THE MONK AND THE MONKEY, YOU HEAR ME?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? BRING IT ON!!

DB: *whacks Twinky on the head* BARBARIAN.

and may said no it is not true he said I am the most beautiful one of all

Twinky: HAH! That is SO untrue, and you know it, you... you... *couldn't think of words to say and explodes a moment later*

Biggs: *whispers to DB* I do believe she's incredibly jealous no matter what she says...

Twinky: *glares at Biggs*

Biggs: *gulps* And now is the time where you rescue me, Baby.

and he said sanzo is gay

DB: DARN RIGHT HE IS.

Twinky: *looks at DB with maniacal eyes* WHAT. WAS. THAT?

and may said I don't think so because you are not a boy you are a monkey and he said I am not you stupid freak

All: *cheers* Way to go, Goku!!!

Biggs: About time he stood up to that hussy!

and she just storm around her secret lovely world

Twinky: chanting 'you are not a boy you are a monkey!'

Biggs: That IS weird, if you think about it...

DB: TRUE.

Twinky: I hate her.

Biggs: I think I know that.

and gojo hand yaone his cup of tea and said lets pray for sanzo now that goku is alive!

Biggs: O wondrous tea, lend your powers to us!

DB: *offers tea*

Biggs: *whacks DB on the head* That's not funny.

Twinky: Biggs... how could tea possibly rescue the saru from his dilemma?

And yaone just cried because hakkai was hitting her

Biggs: [Hakkai] DIE, DIE, DIE! *beats Yaone with a wooden spoon*

All: *looks at Biggs*

Biggs: *looks pointedly at Twinky* I must be learning from someone.

and she said let me go or I sick gojo on you

Twinky: Go Gojo go! Sick em where it REALLY hurts!

Biggs: It's not Gojo. It's Gojyo.

Twinky: And your point is...?

DB: GOJYO. ^_^

and hakkai just screams and cries about how he love gojo

Twinky: Wasn't he hitting her a minute ago?!

Biggs: Why is he even hitting her in the first place?!

and gojo cried too because he cannot stand to see hakkais water eyes

Biggs: Hakkai does NOT have water eyes.

and yaone cried because they were fighting over her.

Twinky: Weren't they fighting over Gojyo a minute ago??!!

Biggs: Why are they all crying in the first place?!

DB: HAH! *snorts* BABIES!

Goku carry sanzo's yellow head

Biggs: Which is mysteriously splashed on with yellow paint at some point.

and his eyeballs came out

All: His EYEBALLS came out?

Biggs: *shrieks* That's so GROSS!!

Twinky: -_- Don't be a wuss, Biggs.

and he screamed again in shock and picked it up

Twinky: And ATE it!

All: *looks at Twinky and budges further away from her* ...

and put it back in the eyeball place

Twinky: How is that even POSSIBLE?

Biggs: You'd be surprised at what this fic is capable of.

and may just snatch sanzo away from goku and said oh my love why are you like this come with me

Biggs: As if Sanzo's capable of speaking, with the way that he... is...

Twinky: T_T Sanzooo...

so I can be happy life with you forever and ever and ever and ever

DB: AND EVER… AND EVER... AND EVER...

Twinky: *glares at DB* you do that ONE more time...

DB: AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.

and get lose goku because we don't need you here so let's go sanzo

Biggs: What about the rest of his body?! O.o

and together they ran to the sunset

DB: AND LANDS IN TRASHBIN!

Twinky: Where she really belongs!

All: ...we wish.

Twinky: Weren't they supposed to be in her world or whatever?

Biggs: Weren't there clouds?!

DB: THE SUN SET ON CLOUDS. ^_^ FUNNY.

Twinky: What about the rest of his body???!!! *shrieks*

and sneak looks at each others beautiful eyes

Biggs: [Sanzo] Eew, you have goo in your eyes.

and sanzo thinks how lovely she is

Biggs: Wasn't he supposed to be dead?

Twinky: I give up. Seriously.

but then he look back at the sad goku and thinks I am under a spell

Biggs: Surprisingly he doesn't notice he doesn't have a body. At all.

Twinky: Reminds me of X. Did you see the scene where Kamui hugged Fuma's head? That was GROSS.

Biggs: ...

and ran away from may where he jump into gokus arms

Biggs: Come to mama, honey!

Twinky: *whacks Biggs* Where were we?

and laugh together.

Biggs: The least the story could do is to make sense first.

Goku say nya nya to may

Twinky: Nya nya, you can't catch me!

Biggs: He's surprisingly easy about this...

who start crying and they are all struck by how lovely she is in the moonlight

All: MARY SUE!!

and she sat down on her cloud

Biggs: And whizzed her way out of Saiyuki land.

All: You wish.

with grace and weep and goku says no don't be evil spelled by her

Twinky: Evil spelled?

Biggs: Evil spelled. Um... *looks at dictionary* Nada.

and sanzo says idiot how can you not feel sorry

Biggs: Believe me, we're already sorry two chapters ago.

and gojo threw his cup of tea at her and say you cleaned now

All: *dies from shock*

and may just stared and hakkai says lets go out of this crazy temple

Twinky: Magically appeared right in the 'secret' world for convenience.

and grab sanzo hand and said if you go with goku I will kill me

All: YES, DIE!

and sanzo start crying and she start crying and goku start laughing

Twinky: AND, AND, AND, AND... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Biggs: The word 'and' seemed to be the most popular...

because he thinks sanzo is more power and then he open in shock because sanzo carry may off into the sunset

Twinky: No, throw her away! She's contagious!

Biggs: -_-;; You're just envious because he carried her off and not YOU.

Twinky: WANNA DIE?!

and he ran after them screaming noooooo don't go, sanzo, I love you so much I die for you!

Biggs: Words coming straight out from a bad chick flick. The agony. >_<

DB: *sniffs* THAT IS SO SAD.

Twinky: Are you SERIOUS? You LIKE that stuff??!

DB: I FEEL FOR GOKU. *sniffs*

And sanzo said oh yeah

Biggs: Randomly.

and drop may and ran to goku with arms open and together they kiss and make up.

Twinky: PUT THE HEAD BACK IN ITS BODY FIRST, DAMNIT!

Yaone said I will kill you hakkai

Biggs: Someone obviously does not support Yaone and Hakkai.

Twinky: Someone doesn't even LIKE Hakkai.

All: *slouches down in their seats*

and hakkai say no because gojo like me not you and he pull gojo for one big smack

Biggs: POW! And there Gojyo goes flying... and... he's OUT!

Twinky: That's it, no more WWE for you.

and threw bombs at yaone

Twinky: Threw BOMBS? O.o

Biggs: Energy balls, honey. ENERGY BALLS!

DB: BALLS. ^_^

All: ...

who died lonely and scream nooooooooooooooooooo! I don't want to die,

Twinky: YOU DIED ALREADY!

aaaaahhhhh, kougaiji wants me not to go to hell

Twinky: Where IS Kougaiji, anyway? *looks around*

Biggs: He's somewhere. SOMEWHERE.

and the place exploded and sanzo say to goku run away before you die

Twinky: Why not just run away with him?! Jeez, someone LACKS common sense here.

Biggs: Weren't you worshipping the ground he walks on a minute ago?

Twinky: *refuses to answer*

Biggs: ...ANYWAY...

and goku say no I wont leave you and he push goku out of the sky and fall down with one plop on floor

Twinky: You just DON'T fall down from the sky with a PLOP!

Biggs: Someone obviously failed in Physics course.

DB: IT'S EASY. *plop* SEE?

All: *watches DB bleed in horror* Um...

and goku look up crying and suddenly saw sanzos spirit!

Twinky: [Sanzo] I've been suffering from spelling errors; no wonder I died! ^_^

Biggs: That was... fast. Sanzo died already?

Twinky: What happened to the others??

Biggs: And that's the end of the chapter.

All: *passes out*