Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Rain: MSTed ❯ ... ( Chapter 2 )

In a very familiar deserted theater which is especially reserved for stamina-limitless people sat three people who were unfortunately not so hard to crack after all and also still recovering from the previous chapter. Medical first aid kits and mega-loads of unhealthy snacks were smuggled in. But they were actually prepared, unlike before...

Biggs: *yawn* what time is it? *glances out where the moon stares back innocently*

Twinky: ^_^ It's time to torture the second chapter!

Biggs: >_< No really, what TIME is it?

On cue, the screen flashed painfully, and the credits began to roll.

Biggs: *groans and looks at DB*

DB: ZZZZZ…

Biggs: I CANNOT believe you dragged us up THIS late just to review something that just ISN'T worth my time.

Twinky: Oh, shaddup already! Look, it's about to start!

Biggs started to say something but ended up with a rag in his mouth.

Biggs: NOT amusing.

DB: *snort* ...huh? OOOOHH, STARTING.

Saiyuki

Twinky: Hey, she got the title right! Maybe this won't be so bad after all!

Biggs: Maybe... *looks doubtfully*

The girl May say to Sanzo if you want goku to be with you forever you must follow my instructions

Twinky: Mary -uh, I mean MAY, I don't think that's exactly one of Sanzo baby's strong points.

Biggs: Well, he IS on a journey, isn't he?

that can lead you to a path of ebelrasting glory

Biggs: Twinks, why do I have this feeling you're going to end up eating your words?

and you can rule the wolrd forever and you can also marry with the monkey and have a grand wedding

Twinky: Heey, back up a minute! Wasn't she like, all over Sanzo a chapter ago??

Biggs: No, she was hounding him.

DB: MAYBE SHE IS CRAZY.

but my dear handsom preist genjo sanzo

Twinky: What gives all these handsome-priests-genjo-sanzo gibberish?!

Biggs: I imagine Sanzo would either burst his pancreas or die laughing if he hears THAT.

DB: OR SHOOT HIMSELF.

Twinky: If he doesn't shoot Miss Perfect first.

it was a dream

Biggs: Hey, she kind of reminds me of you, Twinks.

Twinky: Like, HOW is THAT possible?!

Biggs: ^_^ You both have crazy dreams.

Twinky: ... *ignores the last badly-intended pun*

because I am the only beautiful child of gods

Twinky: Not ONLY she's the Queen of Mary Sues, but she's also a GODDESS? How painful can this get??

Biggs: Notice how the word beautiful seemed to slip into that sentence.

and the gods want me to have everything I want

Biggs: [Zeus] May lightning strike upon you, you wretched liar!!

it was a rule long ago made by my masters

Twinky: DB, Don't you have something to say??

DB: STORY IS P-A-I-N-F-U-L.

Biggs: ... well, at least we share our sentiments, right?

and family and then she said I want YOU GENJOSANZO

Biggs: And then Sanzo says I don't want YOU MARYSUE

and then he said no I wont

Twinky: Well, duh, of course he says no. HE'S IN LOVE WITH GOKU, FOR PETE'S SAKE!!

Biggs: *eardrums in danger from too much screams*

because I have goku

All: *nods happily*

and nobody is gonna come between us

All: ^_______^

and she said hah I don't think so.

All: DIE, YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A CREATURE!

A few months later...

DB: -_-;; SANZO IS VERY OBSERVANT.

Gokus body is seal in a large beautiful purple blue crystal the color of mays beautiful eyes

All: *pukes and gags out everything they'd eaten*

in mays secret world where the maggots and ants wont get to him

Biggs: Uh, well, OF COURSE the little buggers won't get to him.

Twinky: Come on, rescue the monkey before this gets any worse!!

Biggs: It can't, Twinks.

and then sanzo was continue his journey with his other frends

Twinky: They're getting on with their lives just fine, aren't they?

Biggs: No, Sanzo can't leave without his monkey! They're peanut butter and jelly! Butter and... uh.

DB: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, BIGGS.

and then he suddenl stop and said oh nooooo!! What about goku, my darling??

All: 0.0

And then hakkai said, lets drive back to where he is and then gojo said I wan woman and then they all said hah I don't think so not when goku is is danger and then they all push forward the speeding brake

Biggs: And then and then and then...

Twinky: WHEN WILL IT EVER STOP?!

DB: @.@

nd then they saw may with her angelic glow and beautiful expression and serene face and nice body and nice outfit

Biggs: And hairy legs and Popeye-sized arms and chipped toenails. Ahh, my type of lady! ^_-

Twinky/DB: ... ANYWAY...

and they say whers goku?? And then she says the gods have him because he is the one between yu and me

Twinky: ^_^ Mary Sue's finally showing her claws!

so it will not do and then sanzo jump out of hakuyu

Biggs: I don't think Hakuryuu can fit all of Sanzo.

Twinky: *turns green*

Biggs: *quickly* I think it's just the jeep!

and then he said purify demon

All: Yeah! Purify that demon!

and then his scrolls float around

All: *waits expectantly*

and tried to touch may

All: AND?

but it cannot

All: WHY?

because she is a perfect human god.

Biggs: I don't think there's any more leftovers in my tummy.

Twinky: *passes out*

DB: UHHHH...

And then he saw some fire and said kougaiji isthat you

Biggs: Kougaiji ISN'T a fire!

and then he said yeah its me

Twinky: And in comes... KOUGAIJI! *looks at DB*

DB: ^___________^ *shiny shiny*

I've come to help you get your lover goku back

Biggs: It's actually amazing that Kougaiji finds time to help them back together.

Twinky: Hey, you noticed that the author only had Kougaiji's name spelt right... and everybody's WRONG?

and gojo said yo to yaone and yaone say yo to goyo

Biggs: [Yaone] Yo! Wassup, dude?

and together they ran to mays secret world while she isn't looking.

Twinky: which is REALLY not possible since it's HER world? *duh*

A few days later

Biggs: You know, these 'few days/months later' is starting to get to me...

DB: ARGH! LET ME OUT, BIGGS!

Biggs: ^_^ NO.

Sanzo is sitting in the water

Twinky: Hell, won't he drown?!

and he look up to the moon and say goku where are you

Biggs: Well, you had a couple of months to find out.

I miss you its that may girl who prevent me from you oh where are you my love

Biggs: Absolutely uncanny. Hey, Twinks-

Twinky: *had already passed out twice*

and then gokus ghost mysteriously appeared!

Biggs: [Goku] >_< I'm hungry!! Feed me, Sanzo!

and then ghost goku say sanzo heeelppp meeee iii amm iinn aa crrrryystalll inn sooommeewhereeee arrrounndd heaaaveeennnn ithink.

Twinky: If Goku plans to sound eerie, then he's REALLY starting to fail at that department.

Biggs: He thinks?

And then sanzo say ok lets rescue you

Twinky: nonchalantly.

Biggs: As if all those junk didn't just fly out of his mouth. *sighs*

and then the next morning sanzo stole hakuyu alone

Biggs: It's HAKURYUU.

and rushed to may who wait calmly and beautifully on a rock

Twinky: [rock] Get your big ass off me.

and say lets go my darling blonde sanzo and then they all cheer to mays secret world

Biggs: [Mary Sure and Sanzo] Give me a G! Give me an O! Give me a K! Give me a U! G-O-K-U! ... oh, we're here already!

where goyjo and yaone wer e having tea

All: Having TEA?

and then sanzo say what are you here for?!

Biggs: To drink tea, of course. What did you expect?

And then gojo say this tea can help us it can rescue goku

All: 0.0

and then yaone say yes this tea is from god it can help us o wonderous tea

Twinky: If anyone sees me doing that, I'll shoot them.

and then sanzo saw a crystal and it contains something nice to him

DB: HAH! SANZO IS ONE IDIOT!

Twinky: ... ^_^ wanna get shot?

and sanzo hop over to that crystal and shout goku

Biggs: Sanzo... hops? *imagines bunny*

Twinky: I refuse to accept that THIS is Sanzo. What will his fangirls say??

Biggs: What are you talking about? Sanzo WON'T have any fangirls!

Twinky: No, let's not go there.

And then gokus golden eyes open

Biggs: Randomly.

and he saw may behind sanzo and he close his eye again

Biggs: For God's sake, Goku has TWO eyes!

Twinky: No, Goku's winking. ... why?

as he cry because sanzo haven't throw her away

Twinky: *commands* Sanzo! Throw her into the trash bin!

and may said I am sorry but I cannot help it sanzo had fall for me

Biggs: *snorts* like that's going to happen.

DB: YEAH!

in love we are going to get married in china

Twinky: I hope you notice the sign that says NO MARY SUES on the front door of the church, honey.

and hope you come to our wedding

Biggs: There WON'T be a wedding. ^_^

and goku just got angry and released a power that shatters the crystal

Twinky: [Sanzo] Why didn't you do that sooner?

and sanzo hug him and say hes sorry

Twinky: Why's he sorry?

and may jus shook er head and grab sanzos arm

Biggs: [Sanzo] I have cooties!!

Twinky: Oh, grow up.

DB: YEAH, BIGGS.

and pul him away and said what about the pact we made

All: WHAT pact?

and then her tears start to fall and shine beautifully

Biggs: And what? The whole placed changed AGAIN?

Twinky: You're really edgy, today.

Biggs: Too much dose of M. Sues. Nothing personal.

and she collapse on the floor graceufly weeping

Twinky: She's even crying in style!

and gojo came to her and said do you want this powerful tea it can help you

All: Shaddup with the tea already!

and hakai just went wild at the sight of gojo and may together

Biggs: 0.0 Oh my... I wonder why. ^_^ Hey, that rhymes!

DB/Twinky: *groans*

and he bump into gojo and said I love you why cant u realize that

Twinky: And it only took about three seconds for you to realize that. That's soo pathetic, Hakkai.

Biggs: Well, look at the bright side. At least there's a new couple in the horizon ^_^

and goyo just kissed hakai and said I love you forever

All: *vomits sand due to overused clichés*

and may cheered with brilliant sparkling eyes and she said why cant u be like that sanzo

Twinky: Sanzo, use your gun!

and she kissed him

All: OH, THE HORROR.

Biggs: I wasn't kidding about the cooties, actually.

Right in front of goku!!

All: well... duh!!

And goku just cried and took out his fork

Biggs: Nyoi. Not fork. Nyoi. Nyoi. Nyoi. Nyoi...

Twinky: ENOUGH!

DB: WHAT AN IDIOT.

but sanzo say noooooooo don't do it

Twinky: [Sanzo] By the way, what happened to your Nyoi staff? Hadn't seen it for a LONG time.

and then sanzo push may away

All: ^_^

and tTHREW himself in front of goku

All: ^.^

that the fork went into his body

Biggs: Back up a minute. *confused*

Twinky: GOKU, HOW COULD YOU?!

in a pool of blood and goku says NOOOOO

Twinky: Well, you're the one who stabbed him in the first place!

Biggs: Hey, calm down! It was an accident... wasn't it?

DB: MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.

and he cradles sanzos head and weeped

Biggs: Goku... you're not the only one. *looks cynically at Twinky and DB*

and with burning eyes he said why cant u accept that we are together??

Twinky: He weeps with burning eyes. I guess that makes sense.

Biggs: in a way.

DB: ...

And may said it cant be helped sanzo is the one for me

All: Says who?!

Twinky: You just met him a few days ago!

Biggs: It was actually a few months ago, dear. It says so! *points to first chapter*

it is said in the prophercy that

Twinky: that a beautiful blond monk will be tormented efficiently by a lowlife parading cockroach which is unsuccessfully camouflaging as a human.

Biggs: ... What's a prophercy?

When a monk call genjo sanzo reaches the pure May's secret world his destiny is sealed for he must marry May when he is twenty three

Twinky: Biggs?

Biggs: Yeah?

Twinky: ... who made up that stupid prophecy?

Biggs: Maybe she made it up herself!

Twinky: My eyes!!

and nobody shall stop them because the marriage will rule the world

Biggs: *horrified* Oh my gawd, will the entire universe be infected with Mary Sues?

Twinky: *equally horrified* Even Gyumao won't be able to survive THAT!

goku just stared.

Biggs: Look at the poor guy, he must be stunned! The poor dear.

Twinky: I'M stunned.

DB: ME TOO. I FEEL SORRY FOR GOKU-CHAN.

Biggs: Hey, that's the longest sentence you've said today.

DB: ... SO?

Twinky: Never mind that.

All: We are hesitantly waiting for the next chapter. IF there is any.

Biggs: Oh, did I mention that the entire fic made me laugh till my sides ache? And I mean REALLY ache? Poor me.