Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ 'I Saw Wuffy Kissing Santa Clause' ❯ Chapter 1

`I Saw Wuffy Kissing Santa Clause'

Hey yins! This is my first fanfic. BE NICE!!! My brother, a.k.a. racerabyss, gave me the idea for the song so I wrote it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters (DAMN!!!). Don't sue!

"…" - Speaking

`…' - Singing

Duo came bounding into the safehouse's living room where Trowa and Quatre were cuddling on the couch. Wufei was argueing with Sally, Dorothy, and Hildi, while Heero was running around trying despretly to escape Relena.

Heero: "Get the HELL away from me baka onna!"

Relena: "My Heero! Come to me!"

Heero: "ACK!! I'm not your Heero, I'm Duo's!"

Relena: "No! You're MINE!! Now get your ass over here!"

Heero: "HELL NO!!!"

Relena: "Yes!"

Duo: "Relena, leave my Heero alone."

Relena: "Humph!! He's…"

Duo: "…not yours, Relena. He's mine, now leave him alone!"

Duo pulled Heero into a big hug. Heero looked up at him with puppy dog eyes.

Heero: "Thank you, Duo."

Meanwhile…

Wufei: "INJUSTICE!! I do NOT need to cut my hair!"

Sally, Dorothy, and Hildi smiled wickedly.

All three: "YES, you do!"

Sally and Hildi held Wufei's arms while Dorothy grabbed the scissors and, smirking, started walking toward him.

Wufei: "NOOO!!! You can't…!"

*snip…snip…snip*

Wufei: "…KISAMA! BAKA ONNAS!! OMAE O KOROSU!!!"

Heero: "Hey that's my line!"

Duo, Trowa, Quatre roll their eyes as Sally, Dorothy, and Hildi started giggling. Relena was crying to hard about not being able to have Heero; and Wufei was glaring at Heeroo for his burst of stupidity.

Duo: "Yo dudes! Quiet down! I gotta surprise for you!"

Everyone else: "Huh!? What?!?"

Duo: "Guess!"

Everyone else: "WHAT!?!? Goddamn it!!"

Duo: "Sheesh! Cool it guys! I just wanted to get everyone into the Christmas spirit. It is after all Christmas! You know a holiday! A time for celebration! A…"

Heero: "Get to the point, damn it!"

Duo: "O.K., O.K. Fine! I have a song I want to sing to you. I wrote it myself!"

TBC…

So did yins like it so far? Don't worry it gets better.

Translations:

Baka- idiot

Onna- woman

Kisama- bastard

Omae o Korosu- I'll kill you