Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ 'I Saw Wuffy Kissing Santa Clause' ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

`I Saw Wuffy Kissing Santa Clause'

Hey yins! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Mine was! Anywho, here's chapter 2.

Disclaimer: I still don't own it (Double DAMN!!). Ohh well. >__<

Relena: "Not now, Duo! I'm mourning the loss of my Heero."

Heero: "ACK!! Oh God! Someone help me!!

Duo: "I, Shinigami, the God of Death, shall help you!!"

Everyone laughed at the sheer stupidity of the sentence and continued until Heero caught his breath.

Heero: "Baka!"

Duo: "Am NOT! Be nice Heero or I won't help you get away from Relena."

Heero: "Nani!?" @__@

Duo: "Anyway, like I said, I want to sing you a song I wrote."

Hildi: "Wait a minute! You actually wrote a song?"

Duo: "Yeah."

Quatre: "Sing it for us Duo!"

Duo: "Sure Quat…"

Hildi: "STOP!!! You, a very musically challenged boy, wrote a song!? I don't believe it!

Did you really write an ENTIRE song??"

Duo: "Heehee…uhh…not an entire song, no."

Hildi: "I didn't think so!"

Trowa: "What did you do then, Duo?"

Duo: "Well, after I found the idea to do this, I put it to music and changed some words

around."

Wufei: "Figures. I knew you wouldn't be able to actually write a song."

Duo: "Hey! NOT nice, Wuffels!!"

Wufei: "SHUT UP, MAXWELL!!!!"

Sally, Dorothy, and Hildi: (at the same time) "YOU shut up, Wuffels!"

Wufei: "Don't any of you onnas or bakas ever call me that…that despicable name again!"

Sally: "Awww…he's so kawaii when he's mad."

Wufei: "KISAMA!!"

Duo: "Heelllloooo!?! Back to me, please!"

Everyone pauses and looks up at Duo.

Duo: "Thank you. I call my song…Uhhh, hang on one minute. Heero, Trowa could you

hold Wufei back, please?"

Heero and Trowa looked at Duo, obviously confused. Then they both grabbed hold of one of Wufei's arms and held on tightly.

Wufei: "Wha…Hey! Let go! NOW!!"

Trowa: "Why do we have to restrain him, Duo?"

Duo: "You'll see!! O.K. I call my song…`I Saw Wuffy Kissing Santa Clause.'"

Wufei: "NANI!! KISAMA!! Let me GO!!"

Quatre: "Did you really call it that?"

Duo: "Yep! Cool, huh!?"

Dorothy: "Very original Duo."

Duo: "Nani? All I did was replace `daddy' with `Wuffy.' The song was actually called `I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause.'"

Hildi: "I gotta hear this!! Sing it for us, Duo!!"

Duo: "'Kay! Let me put the music on first."

TBC

So? How do yins like it? I've decided I'm not gonna post the next chapter (the one with the song in it) until I get at least 2 reviews. `Kay? Great!

Translations:

Shinigami- the God of Death

Baka- idiot/stupid

Nani- what?

Onna(s)- Woman(women)

Kawaii- cute

Kisama- bastard