Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ 101 Things You'll Never Hear on GW ❯ Things You'll Never See ( Chapter 2 )
Whoo hoo!!! Chapter 2 is up! Actually, it's the first good one I wrote, but I lost it for a while and then forgot to post it. Go figure. Well, better late than never, ne?? ^_^;
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 07.10.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 700 | Visits: 450 | Status: Completed
Hey, minna! I think the title is kind of self-explainatory, so I don't actually have too much to say. I would like to say, though, that I don't own anything mentioned after this point. Not Gundam, or anything else that pops up. Enjoy!
*101 Things You'll Never See on GW*
1. Wufei wearing chibi Nataku boxers
2. Heero in a tu-tu
3. Duo with a buzz cut
4. Trowa hunting on a safari
5. Dorothy shaving off her eyebrows
6. Treize wearing a baseball cap that says "f*ck me good"
7. Relena in a tube top and leather pants
8. Noin making out with a lower ranking officer
9. Heero singing karaoke
10. Quatre drinking vodka
11. Wufei painting Nataku Barbie pink
12. Duo having a tea party with Relena's teddy bear
13. Trowa driving an El Camino
14. Heero fingerpainting
15. Lady Une in a strip club
16. Heero listening to punk rock
17. Duo eating escagot and venison
18. Wufei squaredancing
19. Zechs watering a garden
20. Sally working at a gas station
21. Relena as a waitress in a roadside restaurant
22. Treize in a cheerleading uniform with an Epyon logo on it
23. Quatre paintballing
24. Wufei egging a house
25. Zechs watching Gomer Pyle
26. Noin eating Tweety-shaped waffles
27. Treize doing disco
28. Dorothy playing a kazoo
29. Lady Une doing the chicken dance
30. Duo wearing a bikini
31. Trowa with butterfly wings
32. Sally in a kawaii bunny suit
33. Noin singing "the Hamsterdance"
34. Quatre pretending to be Robin Hoon with his merry men-in-tights (aka the Mauganaucs)
35. Zechs swimming in pudding (chocolate)
36. Heero getting a sensual massage
37. Lady Une in a SailorScout outfit
38. Dorothy at an animal rights activist strike
39. Relena smoking
40. Duo singing the Barney song
41. Wufei riding Mr. Freeze
42. Treize in a teen chat room
43. Heero pretending to be a monkey
44. Trowa bull riding
45. Quatre being a tele-salesman
46. Wufei singing "Man, I Feel Like a Woman!"
47. Dorothy playing strip poker with Relena
48. Zechs in a miniskirt
49. Treize in a catsuit
50. Sally walking beans
51. Noin dressed as one of Santa's "happy helpers"
52. Lady Une working as a stewar-ahem, flight attendant
53. Relena playing Marco Polo
54. Heero selling peanuts at a ballgame
55. Trowa in a ballgown
56. Zechs being a valet
57. Quatre living "back in the bayou"
58. Duo watching The Little Mermaid
59. Wufei wearing Hollywood cowboy getup
60. Sally hugging a panda bear
61. Heero in a purple wig
62. Relena with a tatoo on her...<blush>
63. Treize picking vegetables
64. Wufei buying a bumpersticker that says "All Hail to the Princess"
65. Trowa professing his undying love to a potted plant
66. Zechs working at a pizza parlor
67. Lady Une playing Space Invaders
68. Noin fishing
69. Dorothy telling dirty bar jokes
70. Duo driving a combine
71. Quatre being a camp councellor
72. Sally knitting
73. Wufei painting his nails lime green
74. Treize with a mohawk
75. Heero watching Teletubbies
76. Trowa being a radio DJ
77. Zechs watching Bambi
78. Dorothy skinny dipping in the creek
79. Noin linedancing
80. Quatre on broadway
81. Duo on the women's swim team
82. Trowa in the Wild West
83. Treize chewing on a wheat stalk and wearing patched overalls
84. Lady Une modeling for a nude portrait
85. Dorothy preaching a church sermon
86. Zechs figure skating
87. Relena shaving her back
88. Heero feeding Wing a giant lollipop
89. Sally playing with Legos
90. Zechs with purple and green streaks in his hair
91. Relena being a circus clown
92. Dorothy playing with a kawaii puppy in a meadow of flowers
93. Duo getting abducted by aliens
94. Zechs in Kiddie Land at an amusement park
95. Quatre changing into a Superman costume in a (glass) telephone booth
96. Lady Une making a Jell-o sculpture
97. Trowa in *NSync (though I think they'd like his hair)
98. Treize with a farmer's tan
99. Zechs playing ring-around-the-rosy.
100. Wufei singing do-wop
101. Heero cuddled up with a kitty
(x)The End(x)
Well, what did you think? Ha, did you catch all the farmer jokes? You know you're in Illinois when... *shakes head* Complete insanity. Oh well, I would just like to thank griff drake for unconsciously giving me the idea for chibi Nataku boxers. If you like Wufei, you have *got* to read "Man! I Feel Like a Wu-man!" It's amazing. Anyway, I was just sitting and suddenly I was like, hey, how many other things are hilarious that we'd never ever see on the show? And out popped the list. Please r&r!! Ja!