Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Forever Love ❯ Chapter 7

Author babble: The end is coming! The end is coming! No, wait, it's already here! I hope you all enjoyed this fic ^_^ In this final part, the song this fic was named for finally makes its appearance. The translation of it is an odd amalgamation of about three different people's translations, plus my own personal preference. If it's not completely accurate, oh well :P I like how the end result sounds ^_^ If you haven't heard the song, I highly recommend listening to it. Even if it is over eight minutes long, it's worth it ^_^

Disclaimer: These characters, they be not mine. They doth belong to ye olde creators of Gundame Wyng.

Ninmu Kanryou: 2002.03.04 (Last revision: 2002.03.09)* * * * * * * * * *

Forever Love

Part 7

Author: Sailorspazz (sailorspazz@yahoo.com)* * * * * * * * * *

Heero arrived at the ballroom about ten minutes before the New Year's Eve party was to begin. It looked pretty much the same as it had for the Christmas party, the only difference being that most of the Christmas decorations were gone, including, Heero noted thankfully, the mistletoe. He had barely been able to escape Relena last time, and he was glad she wouldn't have any such opportunities tonight.

Heero looked around the room to see if any of the other pilots were there yet. He spotted Trowa and Quatre standing with a group of girls that had attended Relena's Absolute Pacifism classes. Quatre was chatting happily, and Trowa would occasionally nod or give monosylabic answers whenever Quatre looked to him for comment. From the amount of time they were spending together and the kinds of looks they gave each other, Heero couldn't help but wonder exactly how far their relationship had progressed.

Heero searched the room some more and this time saw Wufei. He was sitting at a table with Sally Po, looking quite uncomfortable at the fact that she practically sitting on his lap. Heero wondered why she seemed to be bobbling back and forth even though she was in a sitting position, and then he noticed she was holding some kind of drink in her hand. Heero was amazed at the fact that alcohol was being served even before the party started. It was still five hours until the new year; if people were getting drunk this early, they probably wouldn't even be conscious when the time came to ring in the new year.

Finally, Heero managed to find the person who was the real reason he had been searching around in the first place. He spotted Duo standing near the stage, looking quite attractive in a snazzy suit. Then again, to Heero, Duo looked good in just about anything. Duo was talking to a man who appeared to be a stage technician. Heero wondered what they could be talking about and tried to read their lips. He discovered he had apparently only caught the tail end of their conversation, as he saw Duo say "thank you" and walk away.

Suddenly, the room went quiet and people began forming a pathway and speaking to each other in whispers. Heero cringed, as he knew that could only mean one thing: Relena had arrived. Heero began looking for some people he could hide behind. Of course, since Relena seemed to have a Heero Radar, it was only a matter of delaying the inevitable. Even though, Heero wanted to avoid her for as long as possible, and preferably find Duo again during his brief moments of freedom.

Scanning the room quickly, Heero found a potted plant that would sufficiently conceal him. He ducked down and cautiously peaked out from behind the leaves. Relena was sitting at a table with a crowd of people standing around her. Heero was sure most of them were vying for the honor of being the number one ass-kisser, which he was sure was an occurrence Relena usually relished in. Whenever there was the possibility that he might be around, however, Relena always managed to become oblivious to those around her and make it her goal to find him, this time being no exception. Her eyes passed near where he was crouched, but luckily he blended in well enough with the plant that from a distance Relena didn't notice him.

"Isn't this a bit demeaning for a great hero such as yourself?"

Heero jumped at the sound of a familiar joking voice.

Duo smiled. "Well, I guess I can understand. If she were after me, I'd be hiding up in the chandeliers!"

Heero chuckled a bit, but at the same time, he was still surprised that he hadn't noticed Duo walk up. Before, he had always been able to sense when people came near him. 'Only a week since the war ended, and already the results of my years of training are slipping away,' he thought bitterly. Without the skills gained from his training, he would soon be no better than an average, everyday citizen. Although he really wanted to be able to live among normal people, the actual process of becoming that way was disturbing to him.

As Heero watched Duo kneel down next to him on the floor, it occurred to him that Duo was acting differently than he had been for the past week. Before, he had blushed and stuttered almost every time he attempted conversation with Heero. Now, he was acting more like he had before they'd slept together; that is, he was more talkative, less shy, and gave Heero smiles that could best be described as flirtatious. He no longer looked afraid to be around Heero, which was a huge relief. Heero couldn't help but wonder what had brought about the sudden change in Duo's behavior.

"So, how long to you plan on hiding here?" Duo asked casually.

Heero looked across the room to see Relena searching the room with a rabid look in her eyes. "As long as possible."

Unfortunately, they both soon realized that "as long as possible" can sometimes be a very short time period indeed, as they spotted Lady Une ascending the steps to the stage. "Attention, everyone," she began, waiting for the room to quiet down before she continued. "It is now time for everyone to take their seats so that dinner can be served. This is going to be quite a busy evening, so we ask for your cooperation in helping things run smoothly. Thank you."

Duo smiled and stood up. "Well, I guess that's our cue." Duo stretched exquisitely upon standing up, seeming to taunt Heero with his body.

'What is he trying to do to me?' Heero wondered. In just a manner of hours, Duo had gone from becoming flustered just from being in the same room as Heero to giving him seductive looks and showing off his body.

"Do you need help getting up?" Heero looked up and saw Duo holding his hand out to him. From anyone else, he would refuse the offer of help, but this was Duo, so Heero took his hand. Judging from the look that he was giving him, Duo had definitely taken notice of Heero's gawking. Duo gave him a quick smile, and then let go of his hand as the two of them began walking towards their table.

When they reached their destination, they found that the others were already there. "Oh, Heero, I was looking all over for you! Where have you been?" Relena said in her usual melodramatic way.

"I just got here." As he'd had an unfortunate amount of practice during the past week, Heero now found lying to Relena as natural as taking a breath of air.

"But I heard someone say they saw you..."

"Must have been someone else."

"Oh, OK." Heero shook his head. Relena's blind faith was a really disturbing trait for a person in such a high position of power.

After rolling his eyes at Relena's behavior, Duo suddenly noticed that there was an empty chair next to his. "Hey, Ojousan, why's there an extra chair here? Is Noin or Sally or someone gonna join us?" Everyone took notice at the blush that spread across Wufei's face at the mention of Sally's name.

"Oh, yes, I forgot to tell you. We're going to be joined by someone who has been wanting to see you."

"Really?" Duo said half-excitedly and half-warily, wondering who besides police officers and people he had ripped off would possibly want to meet with him. "Who is it?"

Before Relena could answer, a soft voice spoke from behind Duo's chair. "Hello everyone. Hi Duo..."

Duo turned around. "Hilde!" He stood up and hugged her in a friendly manner. "Hey, how ya been doing? Are you feeling better? How are your injuries?"

Hilde smiled gently. "I'm feeling much better now. My wounds are almost completely healed."

"Well, you look great," Duo said, winking as he examined her revealing dress. "Looks like you're gonna go wild after being cooped up in the hospital so long and try to capture the heart of some lucky young man."

"Oh, Duo," Hilde said, blushing.

The two of them sat down and Relena had a smug look on her face. Now Duo would be distracted with his own girl and would no longer pursue her. Relena sighed happily. 'Now the delicate flower of our love will have more room to blossom,' she thought, her eyes roaming dreamily to Heero.

Heero, however, wasn't paying attention to Relena at all, but rather quietly trying to keep his jealousy in check. He knew Duo was just naturally a huge flirt, but he still didn't like seeing that kind of attention being given to anyone but himself.

Soon after Hilde arrived, dinner was brought around to the tables. Duo and Hilde caught up on what they had each been doing the past week, Duo omitting the part about him and Heero sleeping together, of course. Heero occasionally put in a word or two just to get Duo's attention, which Duo gladly gave, though he wasn't as flirtatious with him as he was with Hilde. Relena kept up her usual vain efforts to get Heero's attention, usually failing miserably, but she always managed to come up with suitable excuses for his behavior, so she was not deterred.

After the dinner plates were cleared from the table, it was announced that there was going to be a dance. Heero rarely looked frightened, but the look on his face as Relena dragged him out onto the dance floor the second the announcement was made was truly the look of a terrified man. Duo shook his head, feeling sorry for Heero, then went out to the dance floor himself with Hilde. Wufei was carefully weaving his way through the dance floor, trying to pretend he didn't hear the calls of the drunken Sally pursuing him. Trowa and Quatre were nowhere in sight, though when Duo looked carefully, he could swear he saw the movement of brown and blond hair up in one of the balconies. Duo turned his attention back to Hilde, who was smiling dreamily at him. He knew she had a crush on him, but he didn't want to hurt her feelings by just telling her straight to her face why they couldn't be together. Well, Duo knew that Hilde was a lot more perceptive than Relena, and hoped that later tonight when he gave his speech she would come to understand that things just weren't meant to be between the two of them. Duo glanced over Hilde's shoulder to Heero, who looked absolutely miserable with Relena draped all over him. He couldn't stand to see Heero suffering like that, so he subtly danced his way closer to two of them and tapped Heero on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but may I cut in and have a dance with this lovely young lady?"

Relena shot him the deadliest glare he had ever seen, while Heero had a look of utter relief on his face. "Certainly."

The couples switched so Duo was dancing with Relena and Heero was dancing with Hilde. Hilde smiled at Heero. "Well, even though I've heard a lot about you, this is the first time we've had a chance to talk, right?" Heero nodded silently, causing Hilde to giggle slightly. "You're just like Duo said you were, always so quiet and serious." Heero said nothing again, causing Hilde to sweatdrop a little. After looking a bit hesitant for a moment, Hilde's face adopted a more serious look. "Say, Heero, can I ask you something?"

"What?"

Hilde looked slightly surprised at actually getting a verbal response out of him, then continued haltingly. "Well...umm, this is kind of embarrassing, but I was wondering i-if you know anything about...how Duo feels...a-about me."

Maybe some of Duo's compassion had rubbed of on him, because Heero realized that he would feel bad if he just came right out and said that Duo only thought of her as a friend. Maybe if she came to the realization herself, it wouldn't be so painful. "Why do you ask?"

"Well, because I really...like Duo, but I don't know if he likes me back..." Hilde blushed a bit. "I know he flirts with me and stuff, but I've seen him act that way with lots of people. Even when he's joking and laughing and stuff, he still seems...just distant, like there's someone else on his mind..." Heero began wishing that it was Hilde instead of Relena who had a crush on him, as Hilde actually seemed to be in tune with reality. "I was just hoping that, since you're his best friend, maybe he would have told you something..."

"I can't say I know what he's thinking, either," Heero began, thinking about Duo's erratic behavior as of late, "but I think he'll make things clear soon." Heero could tell that Duo was up to something, and he had a feeling that it involved clearing things up about their relationship.

Meanwhile, a scowling Relena danced with a likewise irritated Duo. Relena was giving him highly suspicious glares every time he made even the slightest bit of movement. With daggers of ice in her gaze, she hissed, "I know what you're trying to do, and I'll tell you right now that it's not going to work!"

Duo gave her a hopelessly confused look. "What are you--"

"You should be ashamed of yourself!" she said, cutting him off. "Trying to steal me away from your best friend, and right in front of your girlfriend, no less!"

"Steal...girlfriend...wha?"

"Don't play dumb with me. Heero told me about how you want to have me all to yourself. Well, it isn't going to work! My heart belongs to Heero and Heero alone!"

'Heero told her that?' Duo wondered. 'Why would he do that?' Duo then figured it all must be part of an elaborate scheme to drive Relena insane and decided to play along. He gave Relena a flirtatious grin and brought one of her gloved hands up to his mouth. "Are you sure I can't persuade you otherwise?" He kissed her hand, causing her to shriek.

"Heero! Heeeeeroooo!" Relena squeaked. "Help meeee!"

Heero stopped dancing with Hilde and walked over rolling his eyes. Relena hid behind him as soon as he arrived. "What is it?"

"Get...him...AWAY...from me," Relena said through clenched teeth.

Heero looked at Duo and smirked. "With pleasure." With that, Heero took Duo in his arms and began dancing with him. Everyone looked completely shocked for a moment, especially Duo, Heero noted with an amused look. After the shock left his face, Duo smiled sweetly at Heero and put his arms around him.

Hilde had thought the display was a joke and laughed at first, but then she noticed that the two of them were holding onto each other a few moments longer than was necessary for a simple joke. The two of them also seemed quite comfortable holding each other intimately, and the look on Duo's face was one of pure joy and contentment.

The two of them didn't dance very long, as Duo broke the embrace, laughing. "You're such a jokester, Heero." He patted Heero on the shoulder. "Whaddya say we go sit down for awhile?" The four of them headed back to their table, Relena now noticeably trying to avoid Duo at all costs.

As the dance went on, nothing overtly unusual happened. Heero spent the bulk of his time running away from Relena, trying to hang around Duo as much as possible, as Relena was now deathly afraid of him. Unfortunately, this didn't always work, because Duo was found often dancing with one of the girls who had begun to form a crowd around him. Even in her drunken state, Sally managed to catch Wufei a couple times, then proceeded to stumble around in a manner she believed qualified as dancing. One of those times, Wufei and Duo had managed to switch places mid-dance without Sally even noticing until the song was over. Trowa and Quatre reappeared after awhile, looking quite happy together. After a couple of hours, Lady Une appeared on the stage again to announce that the dance was over and the guest speakers would begin giving their presentations soon. She ended by saying that the Gundam pilots would be making their speeches after all of the other speakers were done with theirs, and that Relena would follow with her own New Year's message.

The first speeches, much like the ones at the Christmas party, were mostly by big-name politicians who Duo didn't really care to hear from, and was sure he recognized from pictures in some of the mansions he had stolen from when he was younger. After the last of them left the stage, it was finally time for the Gundam boys to make their own speeches. Quatre went up to the stage first. His speech was mostly about the importance of maintaining their newfound peace, saying that it could be achieved through understanding and forgiveness of past mistakes. He got a bit choked up when he started talking about the personal affects the war had had on him, such as his father's death and how the grief from that event had caused him to do things he would never do. "I fought because I felt I had to," he said in closing, "and now I hope that I will never feel the need to so again. Thank you." The audience clapped as he left the stage.

Duo nervously stood up. Trowa, Wufei, and Heero had said that they wouldn't be making speeches, so now it was time for him to go up and lay his emotions bare. Duo stepped up to the podium, nervously clearing his throat. "'What have I learned the past year?' That's the question I asked myself when I heard I could write a speech to give to all of you tonight. At first, I could only think of things like new battle techniques and weapons, because that's all I believed I'd been dealing with for the past several months. But then, on the night the war ended, I found myself dealing with something completely different. I've always been someone who goes with my feelings, and this case was no exception. I found that my relationship with someone close to me was changing, and, even though it was changing in a way I liked, I became terrified. I was worried because I was confused as to whether the other person was happy with what our relationship was turning into. The best thing to do would have been to just ask them about it, but instead, I did the stupidest thing I've ever done: I ran away. I was just so scared that I might ruin everything by revealing my true feelings. I realize now that not being true to my feelings is what really almost messed everything up. So, what's my point in saying all this? Through all the hardships and fighting we've gone through in life, the fact remains that what's most important is the people around us, those we call our friends, family...even lovers." Duo paused for a minute, taking a deep breath before continuing. "So, I guess the best piece of advice I have for all of you going into the new year is to let the people closest to you be aware of your feelings. If you keep everything inside, then you'll miss out on a lot of wonderful things. If you're worried about the consequences, think about this: if you're unhappy with the way things are, and you'll be unhappy having your heart broken, what have you got to lose? If someone doesn't accept your feelings for what they are, you have move on the best you can. But if they do accept you, then you've gained so much. So go out there and take that chance before it's too late...I sure hope it's not too late for me..." As Duo finished speaking, delicate piano music began playing in the background. After the music played for about 45 seconds, Duo began to sing.

"I can't keep walking by myself anymore
The winds of time are far too strong.
Ah, the hurt and the pain;
I should have been used to them, but now...

Ah, embrace my tear-soaked heart just like this.
In these forever changing times
If there is unchanging love
Will you hold my heart?
Capture all my tears.
It seems it's already broken
All my heart."

Heero stared up at the stage in wonder. Duo had made it clear to him during his speech why he had had trouble telling Heero his true feelings, and now Heero was feeling overwhelmed with emotion as Duo poured his love into every note.

"Forever Love Forever Dream
Only these overflowing emotions
Can violently, painfully bury time.
Oh tell me why.

All I see is blue in my heart
Will you stay with me?
Until the winds have passed by.
Again, they're overflowing
All my tears.

Forever Love Forever Dream
Stay with me just like this.
In the dawn, embrace my trembling heart.
Oh Stay with me.

Heero could feel Duo's eyes staring directly into his own as he said that last line. 'He loves me. He wants to be with me.' Just thinking about these things made Heero's mind feel numb. Even though he had previously assumed that Duo loved him, it made his heart flutter to have Duo actually looking at him and saying those words at the same time. As the musical interlude ended, Duo continued to gaze at Heero as he began to sing again.

"Ah, it'd be best if everything would end
In this never-ending night.
Ah, what I have lost
Is nothing; there's only you.

Forever Love Forever Dream
Stay with me just like this
In the dawn, embrace my trembling heart.

Ah, will you stay with me?
Until the winds have passed by
More than anyone, stay with me."

Hilde had been watching Duo with amazement the entire time he had been on stage. She had seen Duo become extremely emotional before, but it was nothing like this. The pure love and adoration he was showing was something she had never seen before...which only confirmed her suspicions that those emotions were not for her. Looking at Duo's face, she saw the same expression he had been giving Heero earlier. She let out a jagged sigh as a lone tear rolled down her cheek. She looked as his expression again, finding herself smiling at how sweet he looked. 'He knows what he wants, and it's not me. I want him to be happy, so I have to let him go...'

"Forever Love Forever Dream
I can't keep on walking like this
Oh tell me why Oh tell me true
Tell me the meaning of living."

Duo thought briefly of the irony of asking someone who had tried to kill himself several times what the meaning of his own life was. He felt the tears that had been stinging his eyes through the entire song threatening to overflow.

"Forever Love Forever Dream
Until the shining seasons change into eternity
Amidst the tears.
Forever Love."

As the song ended, Duo stood on the stage quietly, wiping tears from his eyes. "Thank you." As Duo reached his seat after the applause died down, he noticed that Heero wasn't in his chair. He turned around and realized that Heero had gone up to the stage. 'Heero is actually voluntarily doing a public speech? What could he be up to?' Duo wondered briefly if somehow his public declaration of love had caused Heero to go insane.

Heero, in the meantime, was trying to lock eyes with Duo, hoping to get a message across to him during his speech. Once he saw Duo knew what was going on, he began. "A long time ago, someone told me that I should always follow my emotions. Until now, I only applied that advice to the battlefield." Heero paused to make sure he really had Duo's attention before he continued. "I now know that I need to apply that to my relationships with people, and I hope you will all join me" Heero let his gaze flicker up to the balcony for a fraction of a second "in doing the same." With that, he left the stage, leaving many people wondering why his speech had been so short.

Duo, of course, knew that the whole purpose of his speech was to tell Duo to meet him in the balcony. He couldn't help but chuckle a bit at Heero's method of conveying his message. A normal person would have just whispered it to him, but, as Duo had told him before, Heero wasn't a normal human being. He suddenly noticed that Heero was leaving the room instead of going back to his seat. 'He wants to do this now?' Duo wondered why Heero wasn't waiting until the party ended, and realized that Relena was now on the stage and, as the room was dark, she hadn't noticed Heero leave. 'That Heero, always thinking of ways to avoid being detected by Relena...' He chuckled a bit, then realized he shouldn't keep Heero waiting too long. He excused himself by telling Hilde he was going to the bathroom, to which she replied with a sad smile and a nod. Duo looked puzzled, as the look she gave him was one of understanding and defeat, like she knew what was going on and was giving him permission to go. Duo decided not to dwell on it, as he had more important things to worry about.

'This is it,' Duo thought as he climbed the stairs leading up to the balcony level. 'The moment of truth has arrived.' Duo started thinking about how he wanted to tell Heero he loved him for the first time. He wanted the moment to be sweet and perfect, with gentle kisses and soft embraces. Duo reached the top of the steps and saw Heero standing in the balcony, the curtain behind him drawn to block the view from the ballroom. He felt a lump forming in his throat as he stared at Heero and saw the same soft look he'd seen in Heero's eyes the night they made love. "Oh, Heero, I love you!" Duo blurted out, rushing forward and clinging to Heero, burying his sobbing face in his neck. 'So much for my perfect moment,' Duo thought wryly.

For Heero, however, the moment couldn't get any better. The boy he'd been in love with for several months had finally confessed his feelings directly to him, and now the two of them were locked in a warm embrace, Heero gently stroking Duo's long, silky hair. When Duo's tears subsided to the point of almost stopping, Heero tilted Duo's chin up and kissed him softly on the lips. The gesture sent shivers through both of them and they sustained the kiss until it became too intense for either one too handle. "Duo..." Heero said softly, licking his lips to get the taste of Duo once again. "I...I also...I feel the same way."

Duo felt a grin spread across his face and hugged Heero tightly. He would have liked it better if Heero actually said the words "I love you" to him, but he knew that Heero had only recently begun dealing with any emotions at all, and it was still hard for him to express even simple emotions, let alone love. 'He'll say it when he's ready,' Duo thought. The two of them suddenly noticed that a large amount of noise was coming from the ballroom and peeked through the curtain to see what the commotion was about. They saw there was now a large TV screen on the stage, and everyone in the room was counting down the final minute of the year AC 195. Well, almost everyone: Relena, of course, was searching around for Heero; Trowa was standing with his arm around Quatre; a drunken Noin was dancing with an invisible partner; and Hilde and Wufei were sitting at the table, where they were, to Duo's surprise, chatting and laughing together. "Am I that easy to get over?" Duo said pouting, causing Heero to chuckle.

"I'm more surprised that Wufei's voluntarily conversing with a woman." At that point, the countdown of the final ten seconds began, Duo counting along with everyone else.

"...Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...Happy New Year!" Duo grinned and wrapped his arms around Heero. His grin suddenly became a bit more lecherous. "You know, Heero, it's tradition to--mmm!" Before Duo could finish his sentence, Heero's lips were on his. Duo delighted in the fact that this kiss was much more passionate than the last, their tongues wrestling with each other as their hands explored each other's bodies. They finally broke the kiss and buried themselves deeper into each other's arms, just enjoying one another's company. After several long moments, Duo brought his face up from Heero's shoulder. "Say, Heero?"

"What?"

"Since you and I are starting the new year together, why don't we also start a new life together?"

Heero looked up in surprise. "Huh?"

"I'm suggesting that you and I go to our rooms right now, get our stuff, and get out of here." Duo smiled at Heero. "It'd be a great chance to get away from Relena." Heero still had an odd look on his face, dampening Duo's hopes. "If you don't want to, then we don't have to..."

"No, Duo, I do want to," Heero said, holding Duo's shoulders. "I was just surprised that you'd want to leave without telling anyone."

"Oh, we'll tell them eventually," Duo said. "I was just thinking it'd be nice if we had some time alone together, just the two of us, without any chance of being interrupted by people we know. Don't you think it sounds good?"

"Yes," Heero said with a soft smile. "Yes, I do. Let's go."

With that, the two of them went back to their rooms, gathered up their things, and left the resort. "So, where do you want to go?" Heero asked as the two of them stepped out into the snow.

"Another colony, the Earth, the moon...it doesn't really matter, as long as we're together." Duo gave Heero the most beautiful smile he had ever seen. At that moment, Heero decided to allow his emotions to speak for him.

"I love you, Duo," Heero whispered softly.

Duo looked surprised, then a grin spread across his face. "I love you, too." He hugged Heero as the taxi they had called for from Heero's room pulled up to the curb. They climbed into the vehicle hand in hand and rode off to discover their new future together.

Forever Love Forever Dream
Stay with me just like this
In the dawn, embrace my trembling heart.
Oh Stay with me

Owari* * * * * * * * * *

Spazz's Omake Theater

Spazz: *Pops open some of that non-alcoholic champagne Quatre mentioned in the final episode* Whoopee! It's finally done! The fic that I first thought of nearly three years ago is finally done! Man, it's been a long and crazy ride. This thing was only supposed to be about four parts, but it somehow stretched itself into seven...oh, well. Man, I've been watching too much Trigun...I so felt like writing something like, "The ticket to the future is always blank!" near the end ^_^ Oh, and Trowa ended up not having any lines in this fic ^_^;; Sorry, but I just had to focus on my two favorite G-Boys as much as possible. And those who were looking for some Hilde bashing, sorry, but I don't hate her, just Relena ^_^;; But anyway, despite the fact that I'm pretty satisfied with this fic, I still think it's lacking something...

Chibi Duo: Realistic characterization? Believable plot? An ending not so incredibly sappy you could make maple syrup out of it?

Spazz: NO! *Bops Chibi Duo with champagne bottle* I meant that, despite all the Relena bashing, there was no Relena death!

Chibi Duo: Oh. *Rubs his head* Well, you can still kill off Chibi Relena, right?

Spazz: Of course! Thanks, Chibi Duo! *Squeezes him hard...really more for punishment than as a gesture of gratitude*

Chibi Relena: *Appears*

Spazz: Boo, boo! OK, so how shall we kill her?

Chibi Heero: *Enters carrying Poke ball* Yo.

Spazz: Hey, Heero, whatcha got there?

Chibi Heero: *Throws Poke ball, unleashing a Pokemon which looks like Pikachu, except for the fact it appears to be made of Gundanium* It's Jibaku. (Translation: self-destruct)

Jibaku: Jibaku ji!

Spazz: What does it do?

Chibi Heero: ...what do you think it does? Read the translation, stupid...

Spazz: *Pouts* You Chibi G-boys are really mean...*Stops pouting when she thinks of a way to kill Relena* Hey, Heero, have your Pokemon attack Relena, OK?

Chibi Heero: Right. Jibaku, go!

Jibaku: Jiba! *Lands in Relena's arms*

Chibi Relena: Oh, you're so cute! *Tortures Jibaku ala the ending theme song*

Jibaku: *Frightened* Jibaa~~aa! Jibakuuuu!

Chibi Heero: Jibaku, "Jibaku" now!

Jibaku: Jibaku! *Does as its name implies o_O;;*

Chibi Relena: *Explodes*

Spazz: Yay! This fic is finally complete! Well, that's all from me for now, folks! It's 3 AM and I have class at 11:30...If you're wondering about my future projects, I plan to do a couple Trigun fics, so stay tuned. Jaaaaa na!