Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Songfics and parody songs. ❯ Gundam Wing 12 Days of X-Mas. ( Chapter 5 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

RogueWarrior869: I've another idea! *Grins*.

Duo: Last time we were dancing for no reason.

Zechs: And why in H*** were we doing the macarena and Can-Can?!

Heero: And i was a lumberjack?

Others: We know *groan*.

Heero: How??

Duo: We were in the same room man. And your not a quiet sleeper.

Heero: I will kill you.

Duo: That would mean you'd have to kill all of us cuz we all heard ya.

Quatre: Its true...Here's the video to prove it.

Heero pulls out a machine gun from wherever and begins to chase them down for a bullet/led filled death....X_X.

RW869: Im gonna shorten my name to this when writing so i do not have to type my long name.

Heero drags up the others. Needless to say..Tied up and cursing...Whadda ya know i alredy said it..HeHe. (~_~).

RW869: I know how to punish them..^_^V.

Duo: Uh-Oh.

Heero: How?

RW869: You will sing a christmas song.

Heero: How does that help me?

RW869: It does'nt but they would have to sing too.

Q,T,W.D,Z:NOOO!!!!!

Heero: Why not.

Quatre: O_o.

Duo: x_x.

Trowa: >_\\.

Wufei: >_<.

Zechs: O_O.

RW869: Its settled! You will sing the 12 days of christmas! GW style!

Heero: >,< what have i done.

RW869: Too late now...stations!

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They are on a stage with various things. from left to right is...Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Winner, Chang Wufei, And Heero Yuy.

Audience: Applauds.

Boys: Audience....o_O.

RW869: Yep.

Rogue: On with the show...idiots.

RW869: RoRo..NoNo.

Rogue and Rogue and everyone else: On with the show!

Rogue: Meow....*sweatdrops*.

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On stage.

Music starts up. Im adding some people!

Wufei: Who exactly?

RW869: Hehe...Relena, Zechs, Hilde, Catherine, Sally, Dorothy, and Une And Treize!

Heero: But thats 13..i thought this was the twelve days of x-mas?

RW869: No reason we cannot have BG vocals..^-^. And ive added Rogue and my moms kitty Storm!

Rogue groans.

RW869: Don't worry Rogue...You and Storm among others are Background vocals!

Trowa: Others?

RW869: Yes! lemme see...ahh the rest will be The 5 scientist people and..Howard and 3 other guys that i think are good looking enough to be here from other anime!

So lets see here's our line-up.

Heero--Relena--Duo--Hilde--Trowa--Catherine--Quatre--Dorothy--Wuf ei--Sally--5 Scientist type people?.--Storm--Rogue--Howard--Trieze--Lady Une--Zechs--From Cyborg 009....009/Joe--From Full Metal Panic & FMP Fumoffu...Sousuke Sagara--Midii une.

So thats 24 and only

twelve will be singing front and center where as the rest are hanging as BG vocals...Our main 12 are as easily guessed the G-boys and Zechs and Trieze, And The G-Girls.

Quick Costume note: Everone is wearing their usual except Heero is wearing his Jeans from the end of Endless Waltz.

Rogue and Rogue and everyone else: On with the show for real this time!.

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Everybody: On the first

day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Heero: A Beam saber for Wing.

Everbody: On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Duo: Two scythes for...uhh..Deathscythe?

Heero: *coughs Rip off* And a beam saber for Wing.

Everybody: One the Third day of christmas my true love gave to me..

Trowa: Three circus lions

Duo: *Coughs all i could think of* Two Scythes..for Deathscythe.

Heero: *Hn.* And a beam saber for Wing.

Everybody: On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two Scythes for DeathScythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for Wing.

Everybody: On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me..

Wufei: five Gundams,pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two Scythes for Deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for Wing.

Everybody: On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five Gundams, Pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two Scythes for deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for Wing.

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Hilde: Seven guns for shootin.

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five Gundams,Pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two Scythes for Deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for wing.

Everybody: On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Catherine: Eight knives for throwing.

Hilde: Seven guns for shootin.

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five Gundams,Pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two scythes for Deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for wing.

Everybody: On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Dorothy: Nine daggers for stabbin.

Catherine: Eight knives for throwing.

Hilde: Seven guns for shootin.

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five Gundams,Pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two scythes for Deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for wing.

Everbody: On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Sally: Ten med kits.

Dorothy: Nine daggers for stabbin..

Catherine: Eight knives for throwing.

Hilde: Seven guns for shootin.

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five Gundams,Pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two scythes for Deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for wing.

Everybody: On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me....

Zechs: Eleven new masks.

Sally: Ten med kits.

Dorothy: Nine daggers for stabbin..

Catherine: Eight knives for throwing.

Hilde: Seven guns for shootin.

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five Gundams,pilots included.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two scythes for Deathscythe.

Heero: And a beam saber for wing.

Everybody: On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Trieze: Twelve red roses.

Zechs: Eleven new masks.

Sally: Ten med kits.

Dorothy: Nine daggers for stabbin.

Catherine: Eight knives for throwing.

Hilde: Seven guns for shootin.

Relena: Six speeches for peace.

Wufei: Five gundams, Pilots incuded.

Quatre: Four boxes of tea.

Trowa: Three circus lions.

Duo: Two scythes for Deathscythes.

Heero: And a beam saber for wing.

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The cast stands in a long line linking hands and they all bow.

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RW869: There's gonna be something like a follow up to this but not really needed for the non-existent story....its only a humorous follow up to this.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! (^_^).