Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Chibi Saga ❯ Heero's Exorsism ( Chapter 9 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: RikkuChan 
Heero gets Exorsized by Duo, and Wufei attempts to murder poor little Quatre who just wants to be a thug.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mecha / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.20.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 647 | Visits: 174 | Status: Completed
Heero gets Exorsized by Duo, and Wufei attempts to murder poor little Quatre who just wants to be a thug.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mecha / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.20.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 647 | Visits: 174 | Status: Completed
~*~Heero's exorcisim~*~
**Heero is seen tied to an alter**
Duo: Hmm...Now how should I do this? Wait! I think I saw this on a movie once...**takes out a bible and whacks Heero across the face with it**
Heero: **throws up pea soup on Duo** HAHAHA! Taste my green-coloured wrath church boy!
Duo: **wipes the green off his face, and flicks it onto Heero** Heehee
Heero: O_O" You little...Now I'm all dirty! Oxyclean shall sendeth his wrath...erm...ith...On YOU! Yes you! AHAHAHAHA!
Duo: Trowa, get the Garden hose...
Trowa:...Um...ok...**goes to get it, comes back with it a few moments later** Duo, I thought you were supposed to use holy water?
Quatre: Fuzzy dolphins...fuzzy dolphins...oh me...oh my...
Wufei: SHUT UP PANSY! I've had just about enough of your candy-ass self! **smacks Quatre accross the face**
Quatre: Owww! Damnit Wufei, what the HELL did you do that for?!
**everyone stops what they're doing: Duo spraying Heero in the face, Heero spatting out obscenities, Trowa trying to tell Duo that a Garden hose wont work, etc...As they hear Quatre swear**
Heero: Whoa...The shock of that fixed me up! I'm no longer posessed!
Dorothy: Somehow I have the feeling you never WERE posessed...
Heero: **growls** You take that back catapillar eyebrows...
Dorothy: My eyebrows are creative! **pouts**
Heero: Yeah, about as creative as the hairs on my a-
**Trowa cuts Heero off at the last minute**
Trowa: Uh, that's a bit off topic you guys...
Duo: Yeah! The topic is Quatre swearing! That was like...WEIRD!
Wufei: **Mutters** You little tripped up, blonde haired, flamin'-
Quatre: **inturupts** SAY THAT TO MY FACE BIO-CH!
Wufei: You trying to start something little man?!
Quatre: What if I am?! I'm a crazy mutha fucka! You's don't want to mess with me!
Trowa:...I think the musical thing we did went to his head...
Duo: Your right...**walks over to Quatre, placing his hand on his shoulder** Quatre, you are not a homie...
Quatre: **dismayed** I'm...not?
Duo: No, your a flaming little pansy just like Wufei said. ^_^
Quatre: Ooh...HEY! Wait a minu-
**Wufei interupts**
Wufei: Damn strait you little woman! And I'm gonna tear you a new one for calling me a bitch! C'mere you little shit!
Quatre: Eeep! O____O'' **runs off, Wufei gives chase**
Duo: Well...that wasn't normal...
Hilde: When ARE our lives normal?
Duo: Good point...Hey, you want to go get some Burger Queen? My treat! I'll even splurge for one of those 99 cent deals...heheheh...
Hidle: Oooh Duo! You know just how to treat a lady! But can I get a happy meal instead?
**They walk out**
Duo: **voice is heard outside, growing more and more distant**...Seriously?! Pokemon toys?! I'm SO there!
Trowa: **sighs** Guess I'll leave...
Dorothy: I'll come too!
Catherine: Heee-ey! He's MY brother/crush! I get to say I'm leaving with him first.
**They walk out, but their conversation is still heard**
Dorothy: Yeah, what is up with that? That's kinda gross how you acted like you liked the guy...then all of the sudden you call him your brother...
Trowa: Isn't that incest...Wait, we aren't realy siblings...
Catherine: Well, it was kinky at the time...**voice trails off**
Heero: Hel-lo! STILL tied to an alter here! Can someone PLEASE help me?! A...anyone? Please? Grrr....
Relena: **emerges from shaddows** HAHAHA! I've got you now Heero! Kissy kissy KISSY! **comes in for the kill, er kiss**
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
**To be continued! Will Relena get Heero with the kiss of death? Where the heck is Sally Po? Will Quatre come to terms with his un-hommieness? Or has he already? Does Wufei prefere boxers or briefs? (only I know that...heheheh...**realizes people read this** O_O'' ahem...) Find out next time! On...Whenever the hell the author updates this fic!**
**Heero is seen tied to an alter**
Duo: Hmm...Now how should I do this? Wait! I think I saw this on a movie once...**takes out a bible and whacks Heero across the face with it**
Heero: **throws up pea soup on Duo** HAHAHA! Taste my green-coloured wrath church boy!
Duo: **wipes the green off his face, and flicks it onto Heero** Heehee
Heero: O_O" You little...Now I'm all dirty! Oxyclean shall sendeth his wrath...erm...ith...On YOU! Yes you! AHAHAHAHA!
Duo: Trowa, get the Garden hose...
Trowa:...Um...ok...**goes to get it, comes back with it a few moments later** Duo, I thought you were supposed to use holy water?
Quatre: Fuzzy dolphins...fuzzy dolphins...oh me...oh my...
Wufei: SHUT UP PANSY! I've had just about enough of your candy-ass self! **smacks Quatre accross the face**
Quatre: Owww! Damnit Wufei, what the HELL did you do that for?!
**everyone stops what they're doing: Duo spraying Heero in the face, Heero spatting out obscenities, Trowa trying to tell Duo that a Garden hose wont work, etc...As they hear Quatre swear**
Heero: Whoa...The shock of that fixed me up! I'm no longer posessed!
Dorothy: Somehow I have the feeling you never WERE posessed...
Heero: **growls** You take that back catapillar eyebrows...
Dorothy: My eyebrows are creative! **pouts**
Heero: Yeah, about as creative as the hairs on my a-
**Trowa cuts Heero off at the last minute**
Trowa: Uh, that's a bit off topic you guys...
Duo: Yeah! The topic is Quatre swearing! That was like...WEIRD!
Wufei: **Mutters** You little tripped up, blonde haired, flamin'-
Quatre: **inturupts** SAY THAT TO MY FACE BIO-CH!
Wufei: You trying to start something little man?!
Quatre: What if I am?! I'm a crazy mutha fucka! You's don't want to mess with me!
Trowa:...I think the musical thing we did went to his head...
Duo: Your right...**walks over to Quatre, placing his hand on his shoulder** Quatre, you are not a homie...
Quatre: **dismayed** I'm...not?
Duo: No, your a flaming little pansy just like Wufei said. ^_^
Quatre: Ooh...HEY! Wait a minu-
**Wufei interupts**
Wufei: Damn strait you little woman! And I'm gonna tear you a new one for calling me a bitch! C'mere you little shit!
Quatre: Eeep! O____O'' **runs off, Wufei gives chase**
Duo: Well...that wasn't normal...
Hilde: When ARE our lives normal?
Duo: Good point...Hey, you want to go get some Burger Queen? My treat! I'll even splurge for one of those 99 cent deals...heheheh...
Hidle: Oooh Duo! You know just how to treat a lady! But can I get a happy meal instead?
**They walk out**
Duo: **voice is heard outside, growing more and more distant**...Seriously?! Pokemon toys?! I'm SO there!
Trowa: **sighs** Guess I'll leave...
Dorothy: I'll come too!
Catherine: Heee-ey! He's MY brother/crush! I get to say I'm leaving with him first.
**They walk out, but their conversation is still heard**
Dorothy: Yeah, what is up with that? That's kinda gross how you acted like you liked the guy...then all of the sudden you call him your brother...
Trowa: Isn't that incest...Wait, we aren't realy siblings...
Catherine: Well, it was kinky at the time...**voice trails off**
Heero: Hel-lo! STILL tied to an alter here! Can someone PLEASE help me?! A...anyone? Please? Grrr....
Relena: **emerges from shaddows** HAHAHA! I've got you now Heero! Kissy kissy KISSY! **comes in for the kill, er kiss**
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
**To be continued! Will Relena get Heero with the kiss of death? Where the heck is Sally Po? Will Quatre come to terms with his un-hommieness? Or has he already? Does Wufei prefere boxers or briefs? (only I know that...heheheh...**realizes people read this** O_O'' ahem...) Find out next time! On...Whenever the hell the author updates this fic!**