Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Chibi Saga ❯ School Musical: Ready to Go! ( Chapter 8 )

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~*~School Musical Part 2~*~

**The kids are all at the old folks home, ready to begin~*~

Mr. Baka: Pllleaaase do good...I can't take being embarresed by you all again!

**The kids all walk out onto the make-shift stage, the old geezers, I mean elderly people waiting for the show. Oh, did I forget to mention Heero is now in a straight jacket and that little cart-a-round think with wheels they strap psycho people in, with the little mask like
Hannibal Lectors?...heehee**

Kids:
Oh where oh where can my baby be
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world

Duo:
We were out on a date in my daddy's car
We hadn't driven very far...Um...
There was a squirrel...it was dead...
Uh...the engine stalled and um....yeah
I couldn't stop...The squirel had a bike...
I'll never forget the sound that night...
The uh...then my girlfriend...was...dead...heh

Trowa: **whispering to Duo** You did it wrong...Gah...

Duo: Sorry...forgot the words...>.o

Kids:
Oh where oh where can my baby be
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven soI got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world

Heero: **begins to howl**

Quatre: **standing there, frozen...too scared to sing**

Duo: Go ahead Quatre...SING!

Quatre: Im too scared!

Heero: **hoooowwwwllllll!** I will grind your bones to make my bread!

Trowa: Shut up Heero!

Duo: Sing Quatre!

Quatre: I can't!

Wufei: I'll do it!

Relena: No! You'll break everyones eardrums!

Catherine: **hurrys up and puts ear plugs in**

Wufei: Now what were the words? **He says, ignoring Relena** Oh yeah! I remember!
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy--forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts--short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action--feel the attraction
Color my hair--do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

**old people start to have seizures and die from the frightening voice and words of Wufei**

**everyone sweatdrops but Wufei, and Heero who is now attempting to get out of the straight jacket**

Leprachon: **appears, only Quatre see's him** Ya look like one too, Woo Woo...

Quatre: His name is Wufei you freak....¬¬

Leprachon: Aye, you don't have to get all deffensive laddy...

Duo: Wufei....you messed up the song...and quit talking to yourself Quatre...its disturbing...

Quatre: Sorry....

Trowa: Ah...I'll sing the rest...now what was it again? Oh yeah...I think Heero said the name of it before he went nuts the other day...Ok. here goes...

Quatre: You go girl!

Trowa: **does a victory sign and begins to sing** Shake that ass! but watch yo self! Shake that ass! Show me what yo workin' with! Shake that ass, but watch yo self! Shake that ass show me what yo working with!

Quatre: **starts in, singing my personal fave part**
Attention all yall blazin pimps
Right now in the place to be
I thought I told yall dudes before
Yall dudes can't mess with me
Now this ain't for no small booties
No circus that won't pass
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then Imma shake ya ass

Leprachon: **grooving along to the song** Aye! Maybe your not a pansy after all quatre!

Mr. Baka: Enough! I've heard enough! Get off the stage! I'd give you all detention if I wasn't to angry to write one!

**They all walk off stage, Relena carts Heero off who is now in a fit of happyness cuz they sang "his song"**

**More coming soon...Heero's exorcism...which I think will be the best one out of the series**