Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots ❯ The Vaccuum of Justice! ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Yasashii 
Wufei...all I can say is watch out for the cat next time, baka!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 823 | Visits: 221 | Status: Completed
Wufei...all I can say is watch out for the cat next time, baka!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 823 | Visits: 221 | Status: Completed
Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots 05
by: Yasashii
NOTE: Ummm......I need help....(not mental help, you mean people....well, you may actually be
right) I need ideas! I still have at least two chapters to finish and I need
suggestions. Let's see....I still need ideas for Wufei's
trial(he's accused of killing Sally Po's cat and Treize is his lawyer in this chapter),
and possibly an epilogue. If any of you out there have ideas, put them in the reviews or e-mail
me. If I decide to use your idea, I will give you credit for it. I abhore stealing other
people's creations. Thanx!
DEDICATIONS:This fic is dedicated to those who pity vacuum salesmen and/or hate cats.
~Yasashii ;)
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Chapter 05: Mr.Fluffypants' Last Stand
Unknown Person: No, I don't want to buy a vacuum!(slams door)
What a beautiful day. The sun is high in the sky and the wind is slightly blowing......
oh, forget it! It's hot as hell out here! Get me some lemonaide or an ice cube!
(authoress takes a short break..................................................................
.....................................okay. The authoress feels much better now, which is more
than I can say for our door-to-door vacuum saleman, Chang Wufei.)
Wufei is wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, a baseball cap, and sandals while lugging
around a huge case containing a two-piece vacuum and brochures for the company. He looked quite
composed considering the weather.
Wufei: (staring at the closed door) A true warrior would buy a vacuum from me. Plus, I need to
get paid.
So, Wufei began to haul the said vacuum luggage to the next house. Ding-dong!
Howard: Hello, how may I help you...Wufei!? Well, how nice to see you (both guys silently curse
the gods). How have you been?
Wufei: I am well. Buy a vacuum cleaner from me.
Howard: Why?
Wufei: Because every true warrior needs a vacuum to clean up with after battle. Plus, you get a
chance to win an all-expense-paid cruise in the Bahamas.
Howard: (eyes vacuum suspiciously) Ummmmm.....(looks behind himself where many vacuums are piled
up in the kitchen leading to his room(A.N.- You'll get this if your mind is often in the gutter.
Not my idea. It's an inside joke between my sicko friends.). I'll take two.
Wufei: Nani? Two, you said? Umm...whatever.(Howard pays for the two vacuums and quickly shuts
the door behind him. Inside, we hear a vacuum begin to run.....(don't ask.)) Hn. On to the
next house.
Here we go again. Ding-dong!
Sally Po: Hello? Wufei, what a pleasant surprise. Please, come in.(Sally leads the way into
the living room) What's that you got there?
Wufei: The vacuum you will buy from me.(both hear cats and dogs screeching in the next room)
Sally: (having not heard Wufei,) Hey! No killing in the house! That is strictly an outdoor
activity!(runs into next room to break up/move the fight)
Wufei:(yells after her) Woman!! Listen to meeeeeee!(big, fluffy white cat with green eyes and a
long fluffy tail watches him from the mantle. Wufei realizes he is being watched and sees cat.
Staring contest begins.)
Sally:(coming up behind him with scratched clothing) He's a pretty cat, isn't he.
Wufei: N-n-noo....ACHOO! He reminds me.....ACHOO! of Trowa.
Sally: Oh, you poor thing! You must be allergic to Mr.Fluffypants.
Wufei: Mr.Fluffypants?(eyes Sally strangely) Figures. Anyway, you must buy a vacuum.
Sally: But, I already have one.
Wufei: This vacuum is better than the best of them.....ACHOO! And it will get rid of all this
damn cat hair.
Sally:(slightly irritated) Okay. How does it work?
So, Wufei put together the two-piece vacuum, though it looked like it had a helluva lot
more than two pieces. When he began his demonstration, the vacuum DID clean up all the cat
hair. Then he decided he would show Sally how well it got all of the dust. Well, there was
lots of dust on the mantle. Unfortuneately, so was Mr.Fluffypants. SCHOOMP! Bye-bye, kitty cat!
Wufei: Oops.
Sally:(enraged) Look what you did! You sucked up Mr.Fluffypants! What kind of idiot sucks up a
cat with a vacuum cleaner?! Get the hell out of my house! I will not buy a vacuum from a moron
like you,you kitty murderer. I'll make sure that the proper authorities are made aware of this
incident! And, and, and......I'm suing!(slams door)
By this time, Sally had pushed Wufei out the door, around the house twice, and into the
pool in the backyard.
Wufei:(sputtering)Oops.(looks at his surroundings) Hey, where's my stuff!?
End........for now.
Woohoo! The fifth chapter is finished! But it doesn't stop there! Fangirls stampede all
over the place, Wufei goes to trial, and(gasp).....the Oompa Loompas come back!(claps hands in
unholy glee) I thank everyone for reading my demented fics. Ja!
~Yasashii
by: Yasashii
NOTE: Ummm......I need help....(not mental help, you mean people....well, you may actually be
right) I need ideas! I still have at least two chapters to finish and I need
suggestions. Let's see....I still need ideas for Wufei's
trial(he's accused of killing Sally Po's cat and Treize is his lawyer in this chapter),
and possibly an epilogue. If any of you out there have ideas, put them in the reviews or e-mail
me. If I decide to use your idea, I will give you credit for it. I abhore stealing other
people's creations. Thanx!
DEDICATIONS:This fic is dedicated to those who pity vacuum salesmen and/or hate cats.
~Yasashii ;)
*************************************************************** ****************
Chapter 05: Mr.Fluffypants' Last Stand
Unknown Person: No, I don't want to buy a vacuum!(slams door)
What a beautiful day. The sun is high in the sky and the wind is slightly blowing......
oh, forget it! It's hot as hell out here! Get me some lemonaide or an ice cube!
(authoress takes a short break..................................................................
.....................................okay. The authoress feels much better now, which is more
than I can say for our door-to-door vacuum saleman, Chang Wufei.)
Wufei is wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, a baseball cap, and sandals while lugging
around a huge case containing a two-piece vacuum and brochures for the company. He looked quite
composed considering the weather.
Wufei: (staring at the closed door) A true warrior would buy a vacuum from me. Plus, I need to
get paid.
So, Wufei began to haul the said vacuum luggage to the next house. Ding-dong!
Howard: Hello, how may I help you...Wufei!? Well, how nice to see you (both guys silently curse
the gods). How have you been?
Wufei: I am well. Buy a vacuum cleaner from me.
Howard: Why?
Wufei: Because every true warrior needs a vacuum to clean up with after battle. Plus, you get a
chance to win an all-expense-paid cruise in the Bahamas.
Howard: (eyes vacuum suspiciously) Ummmmm.....(looks behind himself where many vacuums are piled
up in the kitchen leading to his room(A.N.- You'll get this if your mind is often in the gutter.
Not my idea. It's an inside joke between my sicko friends.). I'll take two.
Wufei: Nani? Two, you said? Umm...whatever.(Howard pays for the two vacuums and quickly shuts
the door behind him. Inside, we hear a vacuum begin to run.....(don't ask.)) Hn. On to the
next house.
Here we go again. Ding-dong!
Sally Po: Hello? Wufei, what a pleasant surprise. Please, come in.(Sally leads the way into
the living room) What's that you got there?
Wufei: The vacuum you will buy from me.(both hear cats and dogs screeching in the next room)
Sally: (having not heard Wufei,) Hey! No killing in the house! That is strictly an outdoor
activity!(runs into next room to break up/move the fight)
Wufei:(yells after her) Woman!! Listen to meeeeeee!(big, fluffy white cat with green eyes and a
long fluffy tail watches him from the mantle. Wufei realizes he is being watched and sees cat.
Staring contest begins.)
Sally:(coming up behind him with scratched clothing) He's a pretty cat, isn't he.
Wufei: N-n-noo....ACHOO! He reminds me.....ACHOO! of Trowa.
Sally: Oh, you poor thing! You must be allergic to Mr.Fluffypants.
Wufei: Mr.Fluffypants?(eyes Sally strangely) Figures. Anyway, you must buy a vacuum.
Sally: But, I already have one.
Wufei: This vacuum is better than the best of them.....ACHOO! And it will get rid of all this
damn cat hair.
Sally:(slightly irritated) Okay. How does it work?
So, Wufei put together the two-piece vacuum, though it looked like it had a helluva lot
more than two pieces. When he began his demonstration, the vacuum DID clean up all the cat
hair. Then he decided he would show Sally how well it got all of the dust. Well, there was
lots of dust on the mantle. Unfortuneately, so was Mr.Fluffypants. SCHOOMP! Bye-bye, kitty cat!
Wufei: Oops.
Sally:(enraged) Look what you did! You sucked up Mr.Fluffypants! What kind of idiot sucks up a
cat with a vacuum cleaner?! Get the hell out of my house! I will not buy a vacuum from a moron
like you,you kitty murderer. I'll make sure that the proper authorities are made aware of this
incident! And, and, and......I'm suing!(slams door)
By this time, Sally had pushed Wufei out the door, around the house twice, and into the
pool in the backyard.
Wufei:(sputtering)Oops.(looks at his surroundings) Hey, where's my stuff!?
End........for now.
Woohoo! The fifth chapter is finished! But it doesn't stop there! Fangirls stampede all
over the place, Wufei goes to trial, and(gasp).....the Oompa Loompas come back!(claps hands in
unholy glee) I thank everyone for reading my demented fics. Ja!
~Yasashii